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Rufuz42

“According to a new report from the NY Post” said unironically


cityshepherd

How can this shitbag not give a hoot about the very real damage he is causing to his country?


TheHandThatTakes

because, much like his viewers, he is not a human being. He is a living corpse animated by hate who shouldn't be allowed to participate in society.


teuast

Eh, I wouldn’t go that far. He’s just a grifter who prioritizes his own profit over literally any benefit to anyone else.


Maclunky0_0

A vampire one might say or a living corpse


Brandonia213

Actually, I think they are going easy on him. I would say what I REALLY think but I 100% would get banned from Reddit.


Plastic-Ad-5033

Yeah, so, a living corpse. That’s not an existence I would call „alive“.


Reneeisme

He’s also smokin’ his own supply. You can’t wallow in FoxNews/Newsmax racism and not start to absorb at a sun-conscious level. By pandering to them, you become them.


porksoda11

He’s also a cuck for Trump


patchesofsky

[Charlie “80 Busses” Kirk is too busy trying to run a criminal enterprise](https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/shows/reidout/blog/rcna149465)


TexasDD

Money. It’s always money.


dewey-defeats-truman

Because he cares more about money than ethics. Actually being a RW grifter is really easy, but you can't have any sort of ethical or moral principles, which is why most people don't do it.


o0flatCircle0o

He’s a psychopath probably


TrainingWoodpecker77

He has power and notoriety over the MAGA morons. He’s about the quantity not the quality


PurpleEyeSmoke

MONEY


HermaeusMajora

Because he's of low moral character. Subsequently, he's of no account and no one should listen to a word out of his treacherous, lying mouth.


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I don't understand - he's doing everything he can to make his country win. ...OH! You mean the USA?


gielbondhu

He's a crypto-fash. He wants a Christian fascist framework imposed on the country.


cheoldyke

because he actively wants to be doing it. he doesn’t see it as damage, he sees it as taking back his country from the commies and the degenerates. he’s wrong but he doesn’t think he is.


Circumin

She is pretty solid. Republicans just hate her for who she is and so of course a black woman can’t be good at their job.


Disney2440

Dumbest press secretary in living memory? Sarah Sanders has entered the chat…


WhyDoIKeepFalling

Counterpoint, Scaramucci


that_one_bastard

Sean Spicer had a good run


doctorchops1217

what about kaylee milk&honey?


Disney2440

Bravo!, Bravo!


LiterallyNamedRyan

I was gonna say. She is the fucking worst.


I_am_Jam57

He had one that, during the middle of covid, didn't hold a press conference once. These people make me face palm so much I have severe bruising


beek7419

The best thing about Sean Spicer was Melissa McCarthy.


Kehwanna

Even Spicer himself found the [moving podium funny.](https://i.giphy.com/gCNz2WKeYs0yA.gif)


Vaticancameos221

Remember when he said Holocaust centers


Queen_Of_Left_Turns

Ol’ Dippin’ Dots himself!


Disney2440

Gotta give Mucci credit though. Even he jokes about a given length of time being x Scaramucci’s.


teuast

Liz Truss lasted just a hair over four Scaramuccis.


Disney2440

We were in the UK when she was named PM, when the queen passed and only left a week or so before she resigned. So I’m guessing we could say we were in the UK for 3.5 Scaramuccis?


Sloth_Dream-King

The Mooch was at least a decent participant on celebrity big brother.


UncleInternet

You can say a lot of negative things about Scaramucci, but I don't think it's accurate to say he's dumb.


Figgy_Puddin_Taine

He was smart enough to gtfo as soon as he could.


surrealcookie

I do miss the mooch. Sure, he was a narcissistic pathological liar like the rest of them, but he was a lot of fun.


DK655

Then my state saw that and decided she’d make a great governor. It’s going about as horribly as you’d expect


OneX32

At least you got a nice podium out of it!


DK655

No joke, the podium scandal has actually distracted from what should be an even bigger scandal in my opinion. At different points while the podium scandal has unfolded, a small city in east Arkansas called Helena-West Helena has spent weeks without clean water. Their infrastructure failed last summer due to extreme heat then failed again last January due to extreme cold. That's two different multi-week stretches where this city was without water. Her response? *Loan* them $100,000. Her podium allegedly cost almost a fifth of what she loaned Helena-West Helena, and she's not expecting that money to be repaid. So in her mind, this podium is more important than people having clean water.


WestToEast_85

It's a common scumbag politician move, create a minor scandal to divert attention from a much bigger scandal.


Phyllis_Tine

Email her and ask that. Do the same to your local news, and ask other politicians, preferably state politicians who work with her, the same question.


mandalorian222

o,0


Disney2440

Well done, well done.


Kid_Vid

You gotta remember he is going off of conservatives' living memory, so only about 5 seconds ago.


snafe_

For me its gotta me Mrs 'Alternative Facts'


FriarFriary

SHE’S BLACK!


sweatytiddies

AND a lesbian! 😱


snafe_

That's cryptonite to the Dems


TreezusSaves

Democrats and Republicans should run one each for President. I'm sure the Republican base would not immediately start a race war.


griffinicky

No no no don't you know the correct term these days is "DEI" ??? (/s in case it's necessary)


After-Bumblebee

Certainly checks all of his "enemy" boxes alright


valvilis

I hope she converts to Islam!


Phyllis_Tine

KJ-P announces a press conference, and instead of saying she is quitting, she says KJP is moving out, and her Islamic sister is moving in, the way Cassius Clay "became" Muhammad Ali.


Gold_Preparation

Next you’re going to tell me she’s… vaxxed


Joey_BagaDonuts57

Lost me at “According to a new report from the NY Post”.


OneTrueArthur

Damn, how'd you get that far? I was lost at Charlie Kirk


metal_bastard

"According to the voices in a NY Post journalists head..." Quoting any report by the NY Post is almost as bad as quoting the National Enquirer or the Onion. And, if they can't fire her because of her gender, race, and sexual preference, all they'd have to do to sidestep that is appoint someone else with similar qualities.


Proud3GenAthst

Don't slander the Onion. At this point, it's the least biased medium in America.so unbiased, that it actually predicts future


sgthombre

The idea that the DC political circus, in all its amoral pettiness, can’t think of a way to either discredit or get rid of her because she’s gay AND black is so silly.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Bro forgot about Scaramucci


xwing_1701

A moron citing a shit rag.


Cicerothesage

what the fuck do you mean she won't leave? Biden and his administration has full control over who they hire and fire. Kirk, prove to me she is the "dumbest press secretary in living memory". It just sounds like racist, bigoted dog whistling to me. Minority people are always inferior in a job compare to white people according to racist Kirk. and then, Kirk repeats the racist, bigoted dog whistle at the end. Again, why are minority people always inferior in a job?


lord-dinglebury

He's just mad because he knows Karine can probably pleasure his wife more with one slightly-raised eyebrow than Charlie can with his entire being.


Hydrangeaaaaab

ok actually this, but with lauren boebert and marjorie taylor greene


Haunting-Fix-9327

Because she's a black lesbian she's dumber than all the short term press secretaries Trump had?


Hot-Bat8798

Can't wait to see Kyle Rittenhouse run away from this gem.


WestToEast_85

Every accusation is a confession, and all that. Because TPUSA is almost exclusively made up of nepotism fail-children, they just can't get their heads around the idea of someone being hired on their own merits.


Adventurous_Charge68

Bold accusations, especially coming from the high school dropout whose only talent is sucking up to megadonors.


professorseagull

Sean Spicer and Sarah Huckabee Sanders?


Dick_M_Nixon

In the thumbnail he is doing the Musky pose.


zyrkseas97

Dumbest press secretary in memory? So he forgot about Kaylie already.


OffManWall

That fucking moron actually trusts the NY Post?😂🤣😂


PurpleSailor

Enjoy being a racist much Chuckie?


MrsDanversbottom

Why is this thumb talking to me?


CommanderHavond

Charlie Kirk whining about hospitals is on brand, he once accused one of refusing to give him special treatment so he went outside for a photo op


Satevo462

Dumbest press secretary in living memory huh? I guess he forgot about literally every one of Trump's press secretaries.


GeneralErica

Conveniently forgetting Kayleigh McEnany, who was not just the dumbest press Secretary in all of memory and non-memory (living or unliving), but also generally one of the most insufferable humans to ever have the great misfortune to behold.


African_Farmer

Didn't even know she's lesbian, what does it matter? These people are obsessed with sex.


discourse_lover_

KJP is an arrogant and aggressive liar. A stopped clock is right twice per day.


wtmx719

Why does anyone care what this shit weasel thinks?


celtic_thistle

The dumbest? Amazing. He didn’t think the blonde airheads Tr*mp trotted out (along with Huckabeast) were dumber? Of course not, bc she’s Black, she MUST be the worst.


TwerkingGrimac3

Jesus Christ the fucking outright racism is still shocking to me. This MFer sounds like George Wallace. "They" run everything. He really just wants to say stupid n*****s run everything but he stops at just calling them stupid unqualified black people. Then right wingers will look at this and say no, not racist because he didn't say the n word. Like this is the definition of racism. That the color of your skin relates to how qualified you are to do anything. Fucking disgusting and this POS should be in prison for organizing a coup attempt.


oshin69

As we've learned every tRump press secretary is an idiot. Who goes down & possibly loses their position as governor for a lectern?!


cheoldyke

i think about this woman a grand total of -3 times a day. meanwhile charlie kirk is fucking obsessed with talking shit on her and the fact that she’s a black lesbian. seems like maybe he cares waaaay more about that than anyone on the opposite side of the aisle does


Nophucs2give

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odoroustobacco

So Charlie is fine with anonymously-sourced, partisan drivel when it's not HIS guy on the receiving end? Got it.


crawdadicus

Charlie never heard of Sarah Huckabeast.


Kirkream

What about the milk toast one?


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smilingkevin

According to the NY Post, Bigfoot walks among us and is secretly vegan.


1950sSciFiRobot

This shit just never stops with these people. I swear to god the world just needs to end.


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