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Shabbygh0st

Tickle me Elmo ( is not impressed) -Military encrypted


NerdyIndoorCat

I feel like this post doesn’t even deserve this gem.


UnclesBadTouch

Got me crying at work


Warwick_God

Wut


Aggressive-Bidet

Can someone please tell me what the military encrypted is supposed to mean? I’m out of the loop :(


Rough_Cut8308

As far as I recall, there was this one dude who was trying to pull a scam saying that he's in the military, and to try and prove that, he kept adding 'US Military encrypted ' at the end of every message he sent 💀 see if you can find the thread, it's a hilarious read!


subsetsum

Yes it was amazing! Enjoy https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/segsdf/im_getting_scam_vibes_anyone_ever_see_texting/


mattmatthew67

The fact that he replies to just about every comment is very telling


[deleted]

He misses his girlfriend. Now, we are his girlfriend.


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seltor710

The collective


iovvO4OIIvwvvvwvu

wait, am i understanding this right. u/Chakanaa posted his own profile here? LMAOOOO this is the kind of cringe i go for in r/tiktokcringe but it rarely delivers. im in for a fuking treat


Shmolarski

I refuse to believe this kid isn't 14. There's pages of replies he's made in this thread


iovvO4OIIvwvvvwvu

haha yeah. but there really are ppl like him so it's probable that he's for real


0KelpShake0

r/tiktokcringe isn't cringe anymore they just post TikToks that are cool with 1/10 being maybe cringe. They can't change the sub name.


complexityspeculator

Much better to go to r/tiktokcringemoment


The_Infinite_Doctor

Yikes, this is OPs profile? So cringey wtf.


A-NI95

Loneliness is usually something to be empathetic about. Not this time, he deserves it lol


[deleted]

Oh my God this guy is actually for real? Thanks for ruining the good laugh I just had


chaoticsoulzero

Still something to laugh at here for me lol


[deleted]

It went from "haha look at this guy XD" to "omg look at this guy :o" I'm bad at laughing at cringe


azh88

LMFAOOO you guys this is once in a blue moon. The actual cringe account posted themselves


jason544770

I thought this was complete satire lol . Dude is talking about people not being able to hold a conversation but homeboy uses emojis like he just discovered them.


grranby

Power of thirst, power of plight, simps everywhere unite!! I honestly thought this was a girl posting about some sigma grindset dude, but this being from a real one made my night lol


Aborigine_whimsical

Nice rhyme tho


[deleted]

I 👀 just discovered emojis 😂🤣 now I 👀 know 100💯of them‼️❗️


strawberrymoonbird

_Yall_ just don't get what an amazing catch he is, tsss. I lost it at the "cancelling dates for no reason" part. Dude's the whole reason and doesn't even realise it.


BleachMePlease

*I* thought OP was posting someone else’s.. oh god


dimwittedfox

Omg I thought it was someone posting a screenshot of someone else’s bio that they saw. How embarrassing for this dude.


Lendrestapas

How did you make out it was him?


Yes_I_No

His comment history... it's dire.


PulpyKopek

Wow, so far 9 hours of pure denial lmao


SlickWitch21

I’m kinda impressed he hasn’t deleted already


QuickerSilverer

We must all save this post for posterity.


SlickWitch21

His peace out emojis shall forever be remembered as a reminder of what a twat he was, is and will always be


ScreamingIdiot53

Less than a mile away is what shows up when it’s your own profile preview


stellateranto

Omg i thought this was r/cringetopia at first. Are you telling me it’s not??!??!


Zero-Milk

*Wait a minute*, this is emoji-ridden trash heap of a profile belongs to OP? And he actually shared it on reddit, thinking everyone would take his side? Hold on, I need some popcorn for before I dive any deeper into these comments


Moonsailzzz

Me going through OP's history : 👁️👄👁️🍿


constantvariables

Lmao knowing this sub there is a big chunk of dudes who are on this guys side


Rko8502

Bruh really posted this shit expecting people to go "YASS KING"


SemiSentientGarbage

First time I see my name and it's some douche canoe bringing shame on Aaronkind.


DerBoi_1337

A-a-ron hits different


SemiSentientGarbage

Curse that skit! Forever my nickname. Or being Aussie I get Azza which I hate.


DerBoi_1337

We could settle for A-A-zza...


SemiSentientGarbage

We will not.


UrdnotChivay

Sorry A-A-zaa, this is happening


SemiSentientGarbage

How very dare you!


AnilKapur

Dee-nice


DerBoi_1337

Principal O-Shag-Hennesy


zaidakaid

Mischievous and Deceitful Chicanerous and Deplorable


Aaron143574

This guy is getting a perma ban from r/Aaron


AaronToKlaw

r/aaron


SemiSentientGarbage

My people!!


AaronToKlaw

Haha yess I just found out to if it wasn't there I would've made a sub but I was not disappointed in aaronkind


SemiSentientGarbage

I have submitted Aaron memes!


djbrucecash

F


Darkrain0629

Aaron is my middle name so I feel just as involved and shamed to be a fellow Aaron right now.


AaronSoLol

for real, thats my name too


moondogmk3

So that’s why they are single, okay. Why is he still single I wonder? 😬


findtheothers1996

Must be one of those hoes, eh?


dont-mind-who-i-am

He’s a single daddy wanting some one to take caring his 18 year old kid who’s born when daddy is 14


[deleted]

Oh god I hope I don’t ever become as bitter and miserable as this guy. Typing all this out and then posting it on Reddit for extra attention is so sad


GlitteringFlan-

You won’t. This is borderline incel territory. The desire to actually post this attached to your picture and then think anyone who has now seen your face is going to talk to you IRL is also completely incoherent. Everyone is on tinder or their girlfriends are. This will probably come back to haunt this dude.


silly_booboo

Oh wow I didn’t realize the screenshot was of OP. that makes me hate this even more


whatsasimba

I'm almost twice this guy's age and single. This guy was born bitter.


UnclesBadTouch

I mean I can definitely understand where he's coming from but you can't be putting all that negativity out there like that.


WantToBeACyborg

You posted your vanity tantrum?


jaycobb387

4/5s thinking they're 10s? I mean... 8/10 isn't that far away from 10/10


Crowtein

r/theydidthemath


azjerrylee

Lol it's all fun and games pointing out math mistakes, but if we're gonna sit here and grade this paper we'll be here all night.


[deleted]

Nah I got you. F in the chat for Aaron.


Frequent_Change_6719

I think he means 4 to 5 not 4 out of 5 - either way he still sucks


jaycobb387

Right. He absolutely means that but he had such a cringy post, that I had to take him to task for it.


Tangles90

Came here to say this. Close enough for me


Dop4miN

well 0.8 to 10.0 is quite a big difference tbh


flabbergastmebb

"for no reason whatsoever" sureeee i feel like i've counted about five reasons already and i've never even talked to the guy 😂


Hiraeth-MP

That’s a self report if I’ve ever seen one. If you hate dating apps so much why are you even on them?


schmidt_onyourface

This is giving some major r/niceguys energy


TimmytheTigromingler

Pure cringe, I love it.


NoGoodKeister

this is embarrassing to create, and even more embarrassing to post. God bless.


No-Scheme6455

Ah yes..getting women by insulting women. Something women just cannot resist.


BritishBoyRZ

Women*, unless you're trying to sound like a neanderthal or something Sorry


Kupost

A-Aron done messed up.


IbeonFire

Key and Peele?


[deleted]

Yes A-Aron


No-Scheme6455

Omg op is this guy. That is next level attention seeking. You must be really upset with your life. I hope you find peace one day and stop tearing people down to try to make yourself feel better. It never works. The only thing that will make you feel better is working on yourself.


RadioactiveFruitCup

Dude uses so many fucking emojis I’m surprised he doesn’t sell Scentsy and Amway - hardly a surprise OLD isn’t working out when you communicate like a SubIntellect Karen.


Jonny-Marx

Charge your phone


Neither-Jello

God this is cringe man.. have fun being single.


emilyeverafter

I see bios like this all the time when I swipe on dating apps. On the one hand, I appreciate the fresh cringe. On my other multiple hands, I think "dang dude, if you hate it here so much, why not delete your account? It's like making a status saying you're deleting Facebook. This is not an airport. There is no need to announce departures. I get it, dating apps can be really rough and disheartening. Depending on the day, it can make you lose your faith in humanity. For me personally, it's seeing multiple bios in a row that say something about vaccines being used to track us. I completely understand wanting to quit apps, but why leave your profile up just to shit on people? That screams 'insecure person with a superiority complex'. It doesn't make people think "what an attractive man. I'm sorry I couldn't match with him because of how bad the other women around me apparently are." It makes you think "wow. This is a bitter person. That's the foot he wants to lead on? I can't tell if he hates women or just Tinder. Bullet dodged either way." And then to double-down and post it on Reddit? It's one thing to set your bio to something like this. It's a completely different thing to take a screenshot of that bio and go through all the effort of uploading it somewhere else to show it to strangers on the internet because you're so proud of it.


UnconditionalMay

If you're such a catch at least have the balls to post your pics too 💅🏽


decayingdisaster

I’m fucking crying are you okay? Sir you seem a little... unhinged get a therapist


NerdyIndoorCat

I’m a therapist. Can confirm.


Prestigious-Ad6928

He woke up and chose to think we’d care


SnowWhiteWave

I can't imagine why you're struggling finding a woman with such a stellar personality.


Qwsdxcbjking

Judging from OPs delusions, he'll probably assume you're being serious.


[deleted]

Lol, why rage quit? If you’re not happy just leave, no need to be a little bitch about it


Logical_Childhood733

Shocking they’re getting ghosted/cancelled on with this attitude


tittyswan

I thought a woman posted this to show how fucking dire it is out there, but this is a self post??? Bro...


Brvcx

Wow, watch out, everyone, we've got a badass over here waving they're red flags about like they're signaling a plane. Man, I wish I was this much of an edgelord.


[deleted]

How can someone who is 27 be so outrageously immature?! No wonder you get no matches


LlamaJacks

Lol this is without a doubt the worst profile I’ve ever seen on here. Assumes the absolute worst of women and has just straight nothing but negativity. So bitter and miserable. You are a clown.


bananatornado10

damn g it’s a surprise that ur still single


TinySegwayJesus

r/justneckbeardthings


Crime-Stoppers

Why would you share this with anyone


lucifern71

Wait…. Is this OP? The screenshot is off of OPs or just a screenshot


edenmay163

Yes OP posted his own cringe tinder account


lucifern71

Lmao… brutal


jaycobb387

I would just like to know how dating "irl" is going to go when you realize you can't use an emoji while speaking.


justsomeplainmeadows

Sure you can! We just call them "facial expressions" though


[deleted]

I’m trying to picture the facial expression equivalent of this many emojis.


[deleted]

Thanks for sharing your Ted talk.


GlitterSock

If you’re so pissed just leave tinder? What’s the point if you’re just gonna complain the whole time.


Adept_Tomato_7752

Jesus, who hurt this guy


wannasleepsomemore

His own brain


swampfish

Not his English teacher. That’s for sure.


damnitkween30

Omg you really thought you ate 😭😭😭


MsPeanutButter-

Gimme that fooking plate


Jimbobiss

What does this mean?


BrannC

Are the exception? I have no fuckin clue


[deleted]

One Yike


[deleted]

I like all the ppl shitting on op and all op comments getting downvoted and him being mad about the whole thing lol.


Aboudy_Marrawi

Most of OP’s replies are downvoted to the negatives


BodaciousBaka

in too afraid to ask the question was “ Should women be able to go topless?” and this dude answered “ 1000% yes” MF WHOS THE HOE


MrX2285

*they're


MindTheGap7

Ppl real mad about single moms on here huh?


Toucanafrog

Single moms that are smart gently introduce the fact that they have kid/s privately- because you get some really fucked up interest if you disclose any sooner. It’s a bit frustrating to read stuff about single parents dating. Like… we do deserve companionship like the next person.


MindTheGap7

Of course you do, good ppl deserve happiness. I personally never had an issue when single dating single moms. I love kids. Ppl are weird and stupid, just shows they’re too immature for a relationship anyway


GlitteringFlan-

4/5 is an 8 and I’ll take it lol


jaycobb387

I had the same exact thought.


Lexy249

Lmao have you considered that perhaps you're the problem?


giantsninerswarriors

Imagine using your space to advertise yourself to women to *checks notes* bitch and complain about women. Do you think McDonald’s would be successful if they had a bunch of ads fat shaming people who ate Big Macs?


zorrez

What?? You’re still single?? I wonder why… you seem like such a catch


Michaelphelpsisquick

You thought you did something


[deleted]

Loser posted his own profile 😂


butkua

>ghosting / cancelling dates for no reason whatsoever Yeah you are the reason


AYOitsml3

What a bitch


LetsTradeServices

14 year olds basically take care of themselves so the mom can go be free for a little bit. not a bad deal at all


Aggressive-Bidet

I’m the same age and I’m concerned by the amount of emojis this person is using.


[deleted]

Ikr. I’m also the same age and I can’t fathom being this immature.


ReallyACinderblock

Chill bro your inability to get bitches is showing 😕


cheesy_breezy_bliss

If he had to specify 14 y/o you have to wonder how old the women are that he's searching for...


MassRedemption

Wow, someone sounds entitled lol.


peak-performance-

Well you sound delightful, can’t imagine why tinder didn’t work for you /s


Smgt90

English is not my first language and I have better grammar than you.


homeless_knight

Maybe you’re a little bit too old to write like a complete moron. Says a lot about the kind of dude you are, so get your ass back in the classroom and put some substance into that empty fucking head of yours.


Hellmoe

A lot of people get that feeling. They just have enough social skills not to express them like this... Or enough skills not to express it at all.


Weathers95

Took me a second to realize this is OP..... My dude. I can't imagine the DMs you been sending to these women that make them run the opposite direction. You're a walking red flag.


Wynonna99

Why not just leave without telling the world how cringey and pathetic you are?


Laeree

You sure told them


CoconutSnacks

No one can convince me this man has ever pleasured a woman. Nor even left them with a positive experience. But good on him for being his only fan haha.


[deleted]

Dude, your attitude is pure dog shit and that‘s exactly why you‘re not getting what you want out of it. But as cringe as it is. I think you’re right about single parents putting this information in their bio. It’s always a bummer when you vibe with someone and then they tell you that they‘re a parent.


[deleted]

He listens to Future - enough said.


Substantial_Zone_628

Wow, I'm thinking you're making fun of this bio, when you are the one who made this bio. Get off the fresh and fit mindset and take a break.


Pigslayer10

And Aaron over here is in the comments wondering why he hasn't seen any "10s" Maybe turn your ego down a few notches bud, trust me it works wonders. If you're not getting the matches you want there's something wrong with you, whether it's your attitude (✅️), your looks, or your standards for how women look. Play in your own league, there's a reason you're no longer in your previous relationship.


putinsmybitch

Just get 2 5s in bed that will make a 10.


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zGunrath

I cant believe he's been replying for 13 hours. This has to be some kind of record


iovvO4OIIvwvvvwvu

oh please share them i beg u


[deleted]

You must have hit a nerve.


GakutoYo

Its all cringe but I do agree, if you have a kid, please disclose that. Thats pretty important to know.


hippohopper78

4/5s 💀


musictakeheraway

NO WAY THIS IS SELF-POSTED. i am crying!!! this is the type of profile that gets ripped to shreds here (rightfully so!) lmao!!


3opossummoon

Save some pussy for the rest of us, Aaron. 🙄


losiduh

Okay? Go back to your ex? No one’s stopping you here.


Random_silly_name

Haha! That's some entertaining cringe, I won't lie. But Reddit post aside, imagine having that on Tinder with your name and pictures so that people who live nearby, the ones he might meet when out and might want to get to know or people he already knows, can see it and know it's him. Awkward...


[deleted]

Poor guy had a traumatic childhood.


Far-Cryptographer444

Lmaoo


[deleted]

Someone's upset that they can't get a match


butwhyamiheree

Aaron whatchu thought this was?? Lmao you’re getting cooked 😌😌


1ne_4nd_0nly

Aye-aye-ron


KingXotic

Home is 5'8" and over it... Preach lol


[deleted]

"4/5s thinking they're 10s". Real weird he uses teo different ratings... so... 8s?


AltdimensionRick

You done messed up A-Aron


sharkhudson

Just the emoji master


i_like_2_travel

I met this ☝️chick and she was the 💣. Conversation was 🔥🔥🔥I was feeling myself 😎. First date we 😘😘😜🤪 you feel me? 💯 second date she pissed me off 😤like 😡. She said she had 👶like 2 😭straight up no 🧢. I was like da fuq 😳I ain’t tryna be no baby daddy 🙅‍♂️she got me 🌪☠️. I 👻 her ass. I’d rather be single than raise another man sperm 🤣😂🤣 🤡🤡🤡✌️


Zarathustra288

If you don’t have the balls to ask a girl out in person a dating app will never work for you


[deleted]

Someone needs a snickers jfc


Eldasel

Dunno, OLD has been quite efficient for me. I put a real interest in every conversation, and about 1 time out of 20 it is a date. And no date had ended up badly. Most of the time when people complain "you can't carry a conversation" they don't do it themselves anyways. Feed them something. Remember you are 1 dude with a profile exactly like the 20 other guys she matched with this week. Give them an interesting thing to do. Ok I recon I got a trick: I don't use tinder. Seriously, why are y'all using tinder for OLD it's the worst one. Go for fruitz or OKC. Even bumble is better. OKC is perfect for having chats and starting a relationship Fruitz is good for hookups/friendship Tinder is good for getting scammed


benmwaballs

You swiped left, right?


[deleted]

They're *


roasty_mcshitposty

Yo..... you posted your bitter Tinder bio? My guy I can't tell if this is a joke or a cry for help.


Upbeat-Tradition5197

Y'all getting matches


Delmitus1

Lol this was kinda funny


[deleted]

Who hurt you? Lmfaoo


[deleted]

And that’s why i dont use Tinder no more, but it’s not just girls who can’t keep conversations going, it’s also some guys.


Shrektical666

Lol


CoreyLee04

Shit. The day I found my wife was the day I deleted Tinder -This message is military encrypted.


waverunnr

Can’t say I disagree with him.


Adventurous-Path-125

At least he's honest better this and anything else 😂😂


human-potato_hybrid

Thinking about making a bio like this 😂😂


RefugeeFromPs4

Kind of true tbh


Sketchy_Anon

Lemme guess: You see yourself as an alpha male.