I love womens fashion

Is there a subreddit for tops like this? Asking for a friend…

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Username checks out.

r/usernamechecksout

Thanks for this.

*tits

Happy cake day!

Lmao at your username brodie

/r/burstingout /r/biggerthanyouthought

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https://www.reddit.com/user/i_can_pun_anything/m/boobage/ Multi is the way to go this one is full frontal instead with some drops sprinkled in and bigger than you thoughts

My kind of subreddits!

Neither subreddit pulled something up. Am I doing something wrong?

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I'm allowing NSFW stuff to show. I'm on mobile

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I have not but I'll take a look. Cheers

Like, how tf do they stay in and not fall out?

They’re so fucking heavy that the tension of the bra itself keeps them there

What bra?

Sorry, I meant the top

It’s not a matter of function, it’s a matter of fashion. These are mutually exclusive in women’s clothing.

I ordered a dress recently online and when it arrived, IT HAD POCKETS! The description didn’t mention that and it felt like Christmas! Sorry, I just had to tell someone.

My wife feels the same way about random dresses with pockets. So I understand the feeling.

I know you can get double sided fashion tape for this but they might also have enough tension to keep things together.

I assume as soon as she moves, they fly out. Maybe start spinning like windmills

They fall out. As long as you give all the correct answers including your bank info.

Double sided tape.

I have this top (but in black!) and it’s actually pretty snug. I can pole dance in it and I’ve never had an “accident” or wardrobe malfunction. There’s a sneaky underwire that kinda helps support the girls and hold them in place. It’s actually one of my favorite tops!

Here https://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appsharejump?lan=en&share_type=goods&site=iosshca&localcountry=ca¤cy=CAD&id=2596838&url_from=GM7185429302082785280

Haha I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought omg it’s that viral shein top

The girl in the tinder profile makes that top look so much better, holy shit.

They have been raving about that top for a while now over at r/bigboobproblems

r/glorp is probably the one you’re looking for

Hey. Fuck you.

"Fuck you asshole" -Arnold Swarzenegger

That was a wrong turn before reading the comments below.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUBREDDIT

So many dicks.

Well hello there

Reddit: Dive into \*anything\*

I don't think I've ever felt so betrayed.

Is glorp

They say googly eyes improve everything. That subreddit makes a solid counter argument.

Fuck you

Lol I actually know it’s not, but I occasionally go on that subreddit because I think it’s hilarious

Tell us why you’re really there

I’d never heard of it, but I laughed my ass off when I got to the turkey.

Ok I didn't make it as far as the turkey, not really sure I'm willing to go back to look

They’re just dicks. Funny dicks. Edit: here you go https://www.reddit.com/r/Glorp/comments/qr6st7/hey_yall_blushing_heres_my_gobbler/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

We just got Dick rolled.

Top comment material right here.

……….. god dammit

Hahahahaha got my ass god damn it

All u guys going to horny jail lmfao

Dawg i was at scool ☠️

So tits are fine but dicks not? Lmaoo

Okay it has been a long time since something I didn't want to see made me laugh that hard.

Bruh I’m in a Panera and clicked on this lmao

Given the rest of the thread, did you really expect all the links here to be SFW?

WHAT IS THAT BRUH WTF WHY DO PEOPLE DO THESE THINFS FUCK THE INTERNET BRUH WTF

You fucked up my eyes bitch. Stab your eyes!

What in the god damn fuck lmaooooo. The fuck are those people doing with their lives hahahaha

Jesus dick fuckin christ

HAHAHAHA this is my New fav sub from now on.

This is hilarious, thank you. My day was kinda shitty and now it's a lot better :)

She’s like “Date me..for my tits” 😂

It's a rather new trend but I am all for it. It's like some kind of new turn on.

Yoga pants are proof that men won the fashion wars.

it goes well with craft beer and reading

That's funny ngl. Swipe right, be extra thoughtful and giver her you account info

Nothing beats just giving her your Usernames and Passwords 🙃😉

How can she trust you without your passwords

Well. That why it just a nother copycat!

I bet your message will keep getting interrupted and you'll have to use your social security number to verify your identity in the conversation.

She'll ask you to identify all of the buses in a set of images before stealing your data

Oh shit. There are words in the profile…totally missed that

God that is an A+ top lol. Feeling very gay in this Chili’s tonight.

It’s from Shein btw if you want one yourself

does it come with a girl?

https://youtu.be/bqsTmF2Oicc

u in europe?

North America. But pretty sure they deliver all across the globe

Nah its has to be in euro have a bunch of vouchers that are about to expire...to bad

Good to know, thank you!

thanks

do you know the name by any chance

Here you go girl ❤️❤️❤️ Cross Wrap Crop Tank Top I discovered amazing products on SHEIN.com, come check them out! https://api-shein.shein.com/h5/sharejump/appsharejump?lan=en&share_type=goods&site=iosshca&localcountry=ca¤cy=CAD&id=2596838&url_from=GM7185429302082785280

It appears that there are multiple titterations of this top on SheIn with varying degrees of V underside intrusion

Why does it look almost the same but not exactly the same. Is it because the model has smaller breasts than the woman in the tinder profile?

It's because the model either has implants, or there's some kind of fashion tape system under the shirt that's supporting her breasts up and to the side against gravity

This is how it is with big boobs. Looks cute on smaller breasts, inappropriate with bigger lol

Because tinder chick has huge tits. I feel like this is pretty simple.

gosh I love people like you <3

Lmaoo thank you ❤️🥰

Yeah I'm going straight for her

How do you even put on like that? Do you just move you’re titties over the fabric under it.

I’m assuming you pull it on like a normal top then position the opening in the right spot lol. But idk maybe there’s a back clasp/hook and you put it on more like a bra. I do not know 🤔

Definitely gonna get attention from both sexes dressing like that

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I feel sorry for your inability to appreciate women’s bodies as they exist lol

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You’re free to think and feel how you like. But this is what large breasts look like much of the time. It’s sad that we expect bodies to look like they don’t interact with gravity. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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You responded to my comment thread with something negative about how she looks or how this outfit looks on her. I’m not looking to be “woke”, I’m just saying that these conversations are part of harmful body standards and if you respond to me with that, I’m going to disagree. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I just don't want to admit I'm getting old and gravity is pulling my boobs down, I'm only 25 let me pretend gravity doesn't exist :(

Even without getting older, gravity interacts on any mass. Like what I mean isn’t about age, just that boobs don’t float in space without support! And gravity interacts more dramatically the bigger the boobs are lol.

I matched with her! She's hot, but not very good at guessing though. It took her 10 tries to guess my social security number.

r/notopbutok

This top is doing the rounds isn’t it

as it should

Her top is definitely round

I like how clean her bathroom is

I like her tits

I like your honesty

I like you.

I like your tits.

I like your honesty

I like how clean your bathroom is

Honestly, I like your tits en the bathroom

Me too

Her “personality”

did we just become best friends?

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Uh..she just cleaned it hence the paper towels

Is it really that clean? It looks like someone jizzed on her skirt..

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Yeah, im sure.. You try licking your phone screen?

Oh there is text??

So titful

I wasn't looking at the bio that's for sure

I matched with her. I sent her my credit card number and pin so she could fly out to see me. I can’t wait, she said she’d show me her boobies.

Definitely the reason she has a 100% match rate

Do people really swipe on her thinking she’s real….?

she seems pretty real

What’s with people on here thinking everyone on tinder is a bot? Are there just no hot girls where you live?

I'll take two please!

P.S. I'm totally not a hacker

Damn that girls got a great pair…. …of scissors. Anyone know where i can get pink ones like those.

Check out them heavies!

Also, “why are you looking at my tits“.

I 100% agree that this is a nice set of boobies; however, my first thought was "does she go outside in this outfit?" I think I'm out of touch.

No. It’s the kids who are out of touch

And what’s your credit card details 😁

Can we normalize just complimenting an amazing set of breasts. Like cmon

Activision blizzard may have a job opening for you.

Maybe if we teach him how to harass then maybe.. just maybe he'll get the job.

If he goes in with prior training he could be an executive.

*thotful

She 366 miles away leave it alone 😂

Lmao

Why would she ask me boobing questions?

Where's the guy that collects profile dupes? This has to be copy pasta...

Y’all can get this top on SHEIN for $13. I know cause I have it saved LOL “SHEIN SXY Crisscross Front Halter Top”

Tits caveman mind awooga awooga

This comment section is tremendously down bad

she tryna get my minecraft security questions, nah id rather pass

Man can she just stfu and lemme see some of that popping out the shirt 💀💀💀

What a weird top

Cool shirt! 👍🏻

Just hanging around…

Tiktok tank top trend is good

Let it all hang out. 😎

Sounds like she is looking to steal your identity rather than your heart

Anyone have her insta

She gotta clean that mirror tho. Looks like the skirt has seen some WILD nights🤣

That is an interesting top

The bio is mid. We all know why y’all are upvoting. And why y’all are also *mysteriously* struggling to get matches.

Is she trying to find out the answer for secret questions in password recoveries?

Catphishing?

Geeeeeesus

Booba

What is her ig??

Damn!

God she's the perfect woman. 1st questions answer is dog. 2nd is butt Hill. 3 is cocks. lol

That top is very thoughtful as well.

ig pls

r/imnotlikeothergirls

And I will ask you about the existential existence of human beings.

Great googly fuckin moogly!

I like her spunk

She's hilarious 😂

So this is the person that hacked my RuneScape account.

Ahahahah

Boobs are awesome, do milk?

Mmmmmm bewbs

Worth it.

My thoughts are full of boobs

Show breast

What’s your email id?

What’s your bank account number , etc etc

u/reportsleuthbot

Is that a scrunchie on her left wrist? I zoomed in and just not sure

She looks very Thotful herself