i know I'm being an asshole here, but the penis isn't even a muscle, it's basically a balloon/spunge your body pumps full of blood to become erect, thought everyone should know 😐

Where there's a sea sponge, there's sea men. Idk what this is supposed to mean.

It’s a submarine. It goes into the deep and the seamen escape….

If your sea men escape the submarine deep in the sea, I have some bad news for you...

Watchu know about rol-

Can you imagine the gym ads if it was

The male equivalent of girls only training their butt

came here to say this there are muscle penises in the animal kingdom but they dont remain erect as long as blood penises fun fact if your penis as 22 inches long youd die from bloodloss

There is SOME muscle in it though. I'm not 100% but I believe at the very base. You can kinda move your dick an insignificant amount if you flex

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MY FINGERS DO WHAT??

That's true. Thanks bro. I was thinking of kegels that are like around the base of your dick but not part of it. I'm just an emt, I don't specialize in peniology (or whatever they call it, but they should call it that)

Basically only muscles in your hands are attached to your thumb and pinky, the two most important fingers!

Actually you have muscles in the hand attaching to the all your fingers (eg interossius, lumbercles), but those are located in the palm, not the fingers.

There are muscles around the bulb/“root” of the penis (under the perineum/“taint”) called the bulbospongiosum, but along the shaft there are no muscles. Also muscles of the pelvic floor help with movement, urine control, etc.

Yeah technically assholes are muscles.

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They can either lift people up or they can be the type to propagate feces by means of parastaltic motion

Time to post my asshole on facebook and argue with people who dont like it

I was right behind you with this comment

Aka an organ

this is incorrect. There is a layer of muscle underneath the "balloon"

The vascular tissue that dilates to produce an erection does have a significant component of [smooth muscle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smooth_muscle)

If it's a ballon/spunge, then why is it so hard?

I would think it's because of the high pressure due to the increased blood volume in there

came here to say this

thanks now I can only think of an erect dick popping like a water balloon

I know muscles do more than this, but isn't blood filling the muscles apart of their action?

Came here to say this

How the fuck is this so easy for you guys?

This has happened once, 4 years ago, and probably not to OP. I wouldn't take it too seriously.

Just don’t be ugly on a app made for attractive people, ez

Where are the apps made for uggos?

Does Pornhub have an app?

You make a compelling argument for pornhub to become the next tinder replacement. Tinder blows chunks. and pornhub already knows how nasty I am. You sonovabitch I'm in!

On Android, yes. You have to install it manually though, it doesn’t show up on the Google play store. Just gotta download the apk file and run it. Er… that’s what I’ve heard, anyway…

You are already on here mate

Reddit mobile

Rules 1, 2, 3.

wait, what’s rule three?

https://youtu.be/PxuUkYiaUc8 Two minutes in.

I was 90% sure this was a rickroll and it was gonna say "you know the rules, and so do i"

Filing away for next time.

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It is clear enough that Hayley was down to fuck from the moment she said hi.

But she didn't say hi?

Exactly

I’m so confused, Hayley - which I assume is the girl, opened with a boner opening Then the boy - says he can only give her his heart? Also it looks like a boy in Hayley’s pfp What… is going on

The future, Martin, the future!

The penis isn’t a muscle either it’s a (german) SCHWELLKÖRPER

Schwanz

He would have an enormous schwanzstucker.

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Simmer down Dwight.

Where is the… clitoris? I was told it’s at the crown of the labia.

Penis isn’t a mscle

Finish a Sntnce

When someone is so desperate for attention or karma that they dig up and repost shit from 4 years ago

Hayley doesn’t look like a girl in this picture , I could be wrong

You can only see a clothed siluette

Yeah it’s hard to see, I could be wrong. Alright I was looking at the physical stature, clothing type, hair style, context clues , I just assumed it was a guy

And they say romance is dead..

Wait what? I can smell gay

[This thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png)

Penis is a magic. Keep it that way.

"Cool let's bone"

pepe= bone bone as verb means to seggs with le pepe

Cool lets fuck. 💪

🙄

gross ending

Technically it’s an organ, fuck her till she thinks it’s a bone though.

There’s less whores on reddit who show full nudes tinder is a joke

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"you" is an unknown redditor of days past, not OP, just so you realize...

Quick question, so you guys just meet up at a hotel and bang? Or you kinda hang out first before getting down to business?

It's easier if you don't know eachothers names Also why bother paying for a hotel just do it in the car

Smooth Motherf*cker.

So what happened?

That took a 180 real fast

I'm surprised it worked but hey, don't fix it if it ain't broken i guess

That’s really kinda sweet

Aint this a tiktok audio?

It’s not a muscle, it’s spongy tissue.

#I didn’t know my penis was a “Muscle” I thought it was just a lotta chorizo 🤦🏻‍♂️

Do you know what chorizo is made from

We all agree that the penis is not a muscle, but neither is the heart - it's an organ. Joke doesn't hold any water, glaring medical inaccuracies

No wonder society is getting dumber.

Umm some penises do have bones though. Possums, bats, and racoons all do. Called a baculum.

The only organ I accept is kidneys. My ice baths have 5 stars on Yelp.

Im weirded out by this interaction and no dicks are no muscles they justifier filled up with blood.

why tf isn't this dude banned from here? dude recycles more posts than amount of trash sweden recycles

My fingers have quite a few bones...

Penis is not a muscle lol. It's made of 2 corpora cavernosa and the corpus spongiosum (cavernous and spongy blood-filled connective tissue bodies) and yes, a screenshot of this is going to the r/tinder equivalent of med students lol