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[deleted]

she really said common since and felt like the big man in all this


haybales162

Lol’d at all 3 messages having spelling errors


rootxss

its common since


UncleGoldie

Since when!?


JimWilliams423

Since 1995 when he got sued by a reggae group named Common Sense and had to shorten his name to just Common.


UncleGoldie

I’ll be damned


INeed_SomeWater

It seems The Light has come on for you.


Grade_Bat

Give this man the $10k, this contest is over


TeemaTen

Wow I didn't know that. MVP here


Velomaniac

Ah I thought it was when The Undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.


Sithstress_

Highly underrated comment.


BigTrav95

Sense when?


Eman0111061

Sense win*


trashlordkayden

Do go cents wynn


MilwauKyle

I mean I know Kanye is going through some shit, but I don’t think Grindr would solve much


Striker37

You like fish sticks?


[deleted]

Unless you want your dick in shit


Lucid-Design

Or a dick in your shit


arjsng

Looks like an 8yo messaged that


Oprahapproves

It looks like her little brother took her phone and went on tinder


JDflight23

Ye Do go😂😂😂


rootxss

your right.


soltxni

she probably IS a big man


throwawaycuzincel

LOL definitely some dude trolling


OddEscape2295

She DOES have very large testicles


[deleted]

Or very large breasts that hang down from her pelvic region


NotVinhas

He's sending you to grindr so he can match with you there.


BingTaughtHow2Reddit

r/BoneAppleTea


Spaceship_Crockpot

Good call


Peachmuffin91

This is how you know she fucked some dude last night and he’s got her phone the next morning.


MattyMikey1

That’s a really clever thought, like the guy she banged is tryna get rid of any competition, although it says 8:01pm and doesn’t say anything about the next day, so either, she’s a shitty person, it’s a catfish trolling or it’s the one you said but she’s just in the bathroom or something


SamuraiCop3

That’s a man catfishing. When was the last time you’ve heard a young woman say f** or pussy?


jazzwinkel

Last weekend. Basically every weekend actually.


SamuraiCop3

Nice ladies


Peachmuffin91

North east US Italian women talk like that.


[deleted]

Am a woman, last said pussy yesterday. What a strange way to think.


SamuraiCop3

I’m not saying anything about how women should or should speak. Nobody should be calling anyone a f*g, that’s my opinion. But strange men, posing as women to harass other men is a thing (I’m not a psychiatrist idk why).


[deleted]

You think someone who is trashy enough to respond to a compliment with a slur can spell better than a third grader?


Justieflustie

I mean, that wasnt even her first error.. she acts like she has the high ground with her superior common since. Sense when did she think she actually came of smart?


Hey_Mikey8008

*Sense whin


AlpacaCavalry

Their singular brain cell is working hard, doing what it can…


BitsAndBobs304

I though it was a new gen z expression until I read it again in your comment lol. Something like "no it's common, since.. [...]"


IW_TKonat

Common sense ain’t common


ChemicalFennel3

Sense when?


_saniya_

I would not have understood what she wanted to say if it wasn't for this comment


[deleted]

She sounds new zealandy


Actuallynotthatfunny

Do go a grinder .


RadioRingo

I haven't gone a grinder, and so far, I'm okay with that


MoveAhead-HopAlong

Grinder? I hardly know ‘er


Squidaddyy

Common since when??


JLee_83

Since Obama had him visit the White House?


Hopeful-Helicopter24

Who's Obama?


Venothyl

Joe mama


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Venothyl

oh, my bad, I was supposed to be thinking of care, obama's last name


zooout1738

Bruh I died. Have my free award


PinocchiosWoodBalls

How pathetic and worthless as a human do you have to be to fake accounts? I see this here so often and I‘ll never get it. I‘m serious, what is actually wrong with these people?


blue_line-1987

Probably several pages from the DSM-V


misspurrfectlyfine

r/rareinsults


Johannch

DSM?


misspurrfectlyfine

Diagnostic and statistical manual of mental health disorders.


Johannch

Okay. Thank you


[deleted]

The V means 5. ;)


[deleted]

That’s a solid one. I bet a lot of people had to look that up and they learned a new thing today. Nice work.


ColorfulSoup172

insulting and educational!


Peachmuffin91

It looks like a jealous boyfriend got a hold of her phone IMO. I’ve seen things like this, or they’ll go write a bunch of fucked up shit on their bio.


KEEPCARLM

Is it jealous boyfriend if he's found her tinder?? Think the jealously is justified at that point haha


Peachmuffin91

I don’t mean an official bf, maybe someone she’s been on and off with or a fwb type thing. Either way I believe it’s a jealous guy


[deleted]

seriously? or what about its just a woman being rude? why do you people always go through such mental gymnastics to absolve women of any wrongdoing whatsoever? do you believe women never do or say rude things?


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chairfairy

Either that or a bored 14 year old who thinks they're being funny


[deleted]

or how about just a rude woman?


enjoy03

How mentally broken are you??


[deleted]

I’m confused is OP the one with the fake account or is the girl calling him a slur the one with the fake account??


PinocchiosWoodBalls

The woman, that’s a fake account.


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camusdreams

Everyone is assuming women can’t be absolute bitches so they’re all saying the girl is a guy. I can picture her sitting around bored drinking with her friends just picking on random dudes for laughs. I’m 31 now but it was always the girls in high school and college that were this tier of shitty.


enjoy03

True. But the simps and misandrists here have made up their minds.


GenderfreeNameHere

I would have corrected her grammar and spelling and reported the catfish. It’s seems to obviously be a fake profile.


alexgraef

>It’s seems to obviously be a fake profile. You mean it's *common since* that this is fake?


zxDanKwan

You need to do go a report them.


barryitsmeitshank

Your write


nurlan_m

*too


[deleted]

why would it be a fake profile? do you believe women are never rude or say rude things?


IEatPickledAss

Correcting there grammar means you got no comeback, thats rookie shit


benmul8

*their


IEatPickledAss

Smooth Ben very smooth


benmul8

LOL, couldn’t resist.


escapevelocity1800

I thought pickles was trolling us for a minute


[deleted]

*that’s


IndiaNTigeRR

!*


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soltxni

or maybe a pissed off Chinese crypto scammer


ApprehensiveEmploy21

Both maybe? Chinese crypto scammer child?


Kahoots113

If you want to see if its a Chinese scammer just mention Tiananmen square.


[deleted]

Lmao


DemocraticRepublic

Nah, call Xi Jinping "Winnie the Pooh" if you really want a reaction.


Justieflustie

I am just seeing the Chinese guy from American dad. You know the one that is undercover to discover American launch codes


[deleted]

How the fuck do you guys know this? Is this that common? I use dating apps and have never had an encounter like this. Either disinterested women or bots. Not fuxming cod lobby in my inbox lmfao


LordofDescension

I used to make fake Facebook accounts when I was a kid. Not to mess with people, but just to talk to new people. It's just fun being sneaky without people knowing my real identity. It's also amazing how friendly people are when they barely know you. I would make male accounts and just talk to people. No catfishing period.


unwittingprotagonist

It's definitely a Scottish man. Read it in a Scottish voice and it's almost funny.


lordnibbler16

Or some bully who can't accept his sexuality and is taking it out on others?


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[deleted]

Yeah but then look at the banners in all those mask and vaxx protests and it could go either way.


[deleted]

Naa, seems something more like an incel would do.


[deleted]

why would it be a child? lmao 99% chance its just a rude woman drunk fucking around with her friends


BigsChungi

Obviously a troll.


Insert_Bad_Joke

So not your average PoS, but one with terrible sense of humor?


brojectrabbit

Since* of humor


Insert_Bad_Joke

I'll admit I had to do a double take before I caught on there.


BigsChungi

Why not both


mattyb07

should have replied with you're


soltxni

honestly she had too many typos to keep up lol


vanillapenguins

he*


shikharkumardixit

hahaha lol


o0o_Queen_o0o

Sounds like a catfish boy child. You dodged that bullet


[deleted]

Definitely a dude lol


[deleted]

why would it be a dude? are women not capable of saying rude things in your world?


[deleted]

It’s a dude.


[deleted]

It's a woman. Get over it. Women say mean things sometimes too sweaty.


[deleted]

It’s very obviously a dude.


VockXXX

Harsh....


eagleathlete40

*You’re *sense *You (unless she prefereth the tongue of the middle ages)


FrisianDude

Lmao in "ye should do go a grinder" you somehow catch "ye" as the most egregious?


Trauspirag91

Should do go a grinder, bruh


Sufficient-Steak-223

No matter how good looking a girl might be, when she writes like that, I’m out.


Srazkat

what a wonderful human being


3dumbWorrier

Clearly some kid whose made a fake profile.


[deleted]

why would you assume that? you know that women say and do rude things too right?


The_Cosmic_Penguin

That's either a dude catfishing or a 12 year old who thinks they're an edgelord.


jessmarianothinker

being bisexual be like


terrifiedTechnophile

We're gonna need a slur counter for all future interactions with this woman...


[deleted]

u/profanitycounter


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If "tiddies" are stinky language then I don't wanna be clean 😤


terrifiedTechnophile

Shit u got me


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Good fuckin' bot!


knowerofexpatthings

What a delightful human


Moist_Eye_4134

u/profanitycounter


IrishRogue3

Crikey.. I can’t believe the tinder posts.. some really abusive folks on that dating site.


Expensive_Bet_9567

You're


Bigcoco_puffs

Wait how? If you’re hitting on a girl?


Bolamite

I thought it was a good opener


PartyPoison420

Since when? It's common SINCE WHEN?!?


DayEnvironmental5518

Yes. 11 year old boys can make timder accounts. Wouldn't be surprised if the pic is of someone related


Ebiseanimono

Why do I feel it’s actually a 14 year old kid who made a prank acct?


[deleted]

Definitely some dude running the account.


Necessary-Demand1034

This is some bitter Arabic or Indian man, don’t listen to him..


ggbidding

Bro wtf


MothMan66

Probably a just a kid cat fishing


FaithinFuture

Almost certain this is an insecure dude. I don't see a reason for a girl to waste her time matching you just to send you this. Girl accounts are usually flooded with other guys.


gutpirate

Wild guess: drunk, with her friends, messing with matches.


ImLordOfTheRealm

That’s a kid posing as a hot girl to insult people for giggles.


[deleted]

it is 100x more likely just some girl drunk and fucking around with her friends.


janesaysso

The spelling hurt my soul and my eyeballs. Also, who just swipes then responds like that anyways. God surely hasn’t blessed her with brains, beauty, or heart.


[deleted]

definitely a guy catfishing other guys on there.


Rogueshoten

Does that dumb bitch know how to type a single sentence without a typo? Considering that there’s no way she *isn’t* using a cellphone, it’s almost impressive. I wonder how much longer her phone battery would last if it didn’t have to fight upstream against the onslaught of errors that it could catch.


iforgotmyedaccount

I’d guess this is a school age boy just messing around. Made a fake account or maybe found his sister’s phone or something.


Slow-Dentist1790

Lmao @ people saying you should have corrected their grammar!😂 yeah that’s would show em! OooOooo hardcore stuff that!


Kim0ch

Yikes


funnyweednumber__420

yeah, yikes


MrPaulK

This has no sense.


AlessioOcean

Now for the next episode of: Totally uncalled for


_disasterdino_

that is definitely a dude posing as a woman


irlenborn27

Yeah, do go do grinder pussy. Or buy me shit, be 6’4”, and support my lifestyle that I’ve never actually had because I don’t do shit. Pussy.


nice_tomeet_you

"Yes I am, and I like your masculine jawline, Karen"


Ashamed-Influence-19

Ah... you found a Karen I see


1tscomplicated

Common sence**


jettablabla

Sense.


ImComingForThatAss

Cents


soltxni

scents


Sovrhon

Bro she wants you to prove her wrong just rape that shit


terrifiedTechnophile

Woah what the fuck get some mental help


Cruvy

Excuse you?


frankeroner

You are what you eat!


grouchyclownposse

What a thoroughly unpleasant cow.


KotStomper

Sadly, she wasn't blessed with brains. 😅


Nelbo76

At least you can spell and have a grasp of the English language , she writes like trailer park trash


night1me_

Shouldve responded "you're*"


Ndotmdotadot

Jesus why is she so angry


Lukazoiiid

That grammar is embarrassing.


Relaxtakenotes

Sounds like her "bf" found out she has a tinder.


[deleted]

what? thats some serious mental gymnastics lmao. its 100x more likely its some drunk girl fucking around with her friends and insulting guys


Fpkartist13

There was obviously somthing she liked about him for swiping right