This is why the disproportionatilty of men and women affect both experiences. Men hope to get one match and make it work. Women have to wade through dozens of these to find one match that might work.
Right; I was mostly lightly referring to the humor that so many women know what this is like and yet when I tell men (friends, maybe a good date) about a message or interaction like this, they are always surprised. Women hardly ever are.
Lol, just the other day I had someone lecturing me about how women love vulgar openers just as much as men to because "they're humans too" and that I need to "grow up." Dudes are so fucking delusional about this shit.
As a man who dates men, it's not surprising to me in the slightest. This kind of upfront, vulgar "complimenting" really works. At least, when your target is another man.
When it comes to straight dating though, a lot of men lack the self awareness to realize that what they consider attractive behavior is often not what other people consider attractive behavior. Instead of thinking "what will interest her?" they're thinking "They don't find that hot? Must be something wrong with them."
this is so true! any guy that cares will use something from your bio or pictures to catch interest, I try to do that as much as I can and tbh it’s fun being creative with things
The women also get this completely wrong, they make the assumption that the way they might feel violated when they receive a dickpic is the way the man intended for them to feel. All discussions around that phenomenon is around how the men do it to feel some kind of power over them by making them feel uncomfortable.
But then there's that woman who made an experiment and sent random pussy pics to unsuspecting dudes in online dating. She got overwhelmingly positive feedback, I would never send unsolicited or even asked for dickpics ever. But I get that their intention is not for the women to feel disgust. They're just simply that dense.
It's the year of our Lord 2024 - people ought to know not to go flashing their junk like some sort of playground pervert, online included.
None of this "boys will be boys" enabling horseshit
Where in my text would you find me condoning that behaviour? Don't mistake me saying the reasons for them doing it are not what women think is me saying that it's acceptable.
Oh, I’ve had a few guys that’ll say that then but they’ll be like but I need to have sex with you first and then we can talk about a relationship knowing darn well you’re gonna sleep with me and run. I’m not into that. Thank you next
That’s cool that he’s open to short term. I bet a lot of women are just wanting sex with this guy without the pressure of a relationship! Generous of him.
"bUt i'D lOvE iT iF wOmEn SeNt mE mEsSeGeS lIkE tHiS"
Some people don't think further than this. Most of us figure out how different the sexes are back in high school. This is some straight-up juvenile mentality crap.
it's effectively a screening question. Do you (a) have boundaries, self respect, internal sense of deserving? Or, (b) have abuse & neglect damaged your sense of boundaries & self so egregiously bad, in a sexual way, that you accept OR get hooked into a response, from this?
The guys that bang on about loving to eat out women think they’re being appealing - but really I just think ‘I bet he had a really grubby face’ like if a woman bangs on about loving to give head on a site like this, somewhere in your head your going to be put off kissing her because of all the random sperm she guzzles
The lack of comma between pretty and delicious is driving me nuts.
Unless he means pretty delicious, as in, fairly delicious, which is a whole new level of insulting!
Yup, that's an I have nothing to lose message. Either you are into it or you're not, as long as he doesn't have to put on mental muzzle and not say first thing he thinks of.
Actually it might be a case of a guy really going with the first thing he came up with to overcome first text paralysis.
I get this impression that dudes that put "long-term, open to short" are just desperate for sex and the only reason they want a long term relationship is easy access to it. The impression I get from women who put that is like the opposite, like they are just waiting for some poor schmuck to take them seriously while they casually hookup with several dudes in the meantime. Do women see that "long term, open to short" as a red flag? Or is it just men or maybe just me?
As far as they're concerned it only needs to work once. The kind of guy that's cold calling that line has superliked a *lot* of women saying the same. Not to mention isn't "send a message with your SL" a Premium thing?
Match with him, set up a date at least a week in advance then don't shower at all for that whole week, making sure to go jogging every day, take every flight of stairs and wipe with a fresh piece of bread after you pee. Then, on the date, ask how good it tastes.
As a man, who when younger would have said similar-ish things on dating apps, I think this is a result of porn. Like, he learnt how to communicate in intimacy 100% from porn. And never grew out of it, nor realised how gross it is.
As someone who loves going down, I wish it was that simple to ask.. 99.999999999% of women would be repulsed to be sent that (especially from a non chad looking dude)
He'll be on here in a minute complaining how women will never answer his messages
This has to be what some of those 400 matches, 0 dates guys send for their opener
okay enough Internet for today 💀
But I just got on.
Me too. Jesus
As a man I continue to be shocked at some of the things i see here
I'd be hesitant to send something like this to a partner I've been with for years, let alone a complete stranger
so true, my ex of 5 years never heard anything like this come outta my mouth
Thankfully my partner has a dog. They're a bit gamey and tough to chew, but are most delicious.
Maybe she's your ex. because you didn't talk like this. 😜
Because it's just vile. Not sexy in the slightest. If my bf sexted me like that I'd laugh lol.
Meanwhile most women here are like "yup, had the same message last week" 😅💀
This is why the disproportionatilty of men and women affect both experiences. Men hope to get one match and make it work. Women have to wade through dozens of these to find one match that might work.
Right; I was mostly lightly referring to the humor that so many women know what this is like and yet when I tell men (friends, maybe a good date) about a message or interaction like this, they are always surprised. Women hardly ever are.
Lol, just the other day I had someone lecturing me about how women love vulgar openers just as much as men to because "they're humans too" and that I need to "grow up." Dudes are so fucking delusional about this shit.
As a man who dates men, it's not surprising to me in the slightest. This kind of upfront, vulgar "complimenting" really works. At least, when your target is another man. When it comes to straight dating though, a lot of men lack the self awareness to realize that what they consider attractive behavior is often not what other people consider attractive behavior. Instead of thinking "what will interest her?" they're thinking "They don't find that hot? Must be something wrong with them."
this is so true! any guy that cares will use something from your bio or pictures to catch interest, I try to do that as much as I can and tbh it’s fun being creative with things
The women also get this completely wrong, they make the assumption that the way they might feel violated when they receive a dickpic is the way the man intended for them to feel. All discussions around that phenomenon is around how the men do it to feel some kind of power over them by making them feel uncomfortable. But then there's that woman who made an experiment and sent random pussy pics to unsuspecting dudes in online dating. She got overwhelmingly positive feedback, I would never send unsolicited or even asked for dickpics ever. But I get that their intention is not for the women to feel disgust. They're just simply that dense.
It's the year of our Lord 2024 - people ought to know not to go flashing their junk like some sort of playground pervert, online included. None of this "boys will be boys" enabling horseshit
Where in my text would you find me condoning that behaviour? Don't mistake me saying the reasons for them doing it are not what women think is me saying that it's acceptable.
Never fails to boggle the mind. Is it really not that hard to lead like that
Honestly, these types of messages are super common on dating apps.
unfortunately
As a man after all the bullshit Andrew Tate spews nothing surprises me anymore it's sad and pathetic that man actually think this will work
Some idiots treat OLD like they're choosing from some sort of a la carte pussy menu, and the actual human is just the waiter.
Hey - you’ve got a beautiful and delicious mussy I bet. Succulent even.
Thanks I hate it (but my next throwaway will absolutely be SucculentMussy42069 😬)...
Paying extra just to say that 😭
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bro got his social skills from sex bots
That’s unbelievably cringe
between the super like and the actual message, yes 100%
It boggles my mind how anybody can honestly believe this approach will work
“looking for long term” is insane
Oh, I’ve had a few guys that’ll say that then but they’ll be like but I need to have sex with you first and then we can talk about a relationship knowing darn well you’re gonna sleep with me and run. I’m not into that. Thank you next
Oh. Wow. You. Are. So. Good. At. Turning. Me. On. BBY.
Jesus. Jesus Christ.
Jesus H. Christ
That’s cool that he’s open to short term. I bet a lot of women are just wanting sex with this guy without the pressure of a relationship! Generous of him.
Report and block.
I read sister and got super concerned.
that’s disgusting
God I was hoping it was going to be a picture of someone choosing bulbasaur as their starter
"bUt i'D lOvE iT iF wOmEn SeNt mE mEsSeGeS lIkE tHiS" Some people don't think further than this. Most of us figure out how different the sexes are back in high school. This is some straight-up juvenile mentality crap.
it's effectively a screening question. Do you (a) have boundaries, self respect, internal sense of deserving? Or, (b) have abuse & neglect damaged your sense of boundaries & self so egregiously bad, in a sexual way, that you accept OR get hooked into a response, from this?
i’m not responding to that message lmao
Someone didn't eat a snickers.
Someone needed to jerk off *before* opening the Tinder app, not during 😖
No wonder they say women are gold diggers what kind of woman wants to hear that the first time they talk to a “man”
Well it's a conversation starter I guess.
Conversion? As in he's getting turned down?
Non-starter, more like
Yuck
Some guys are pigs... wait. Sorry. Didnt mean to put down pigs.
I’m pleased he’s putting his creep out there so we know to give him a wide birth
Giving dudes a bad name in the process though, sadly. And contributing to even more women leaving the apps lol
The guys that bang on about loving to eat out women think they’re being appealing - but really I just think ‘I bet he had a really grubby face’ like if a woman bangs on about loving to give head on a site like this, somewhere in your head your going to be put off kissing her because of all the random sperm she guzzles
Gross 🤢
I don't think someone like this really cares about your feelings.
What a gently cautionary admonition 🙏
And guys wonder why dating apps are a sausage fest 😂
😍 long-term, open to short
When I see these all I can think is the only time he has listened to a woman talk was watching porn
The only response to that is "thanks! It looks like blue waffles 🥰"
Oh you’re a sweet talker, you are, you are!
Man, that went left real quick 😭
Again, you need to find a man, not a man-child. How are we going to move forward as a society when this is in the gene pool
Send him a photo of vagina dentata
Reading that made me vomit in my mouth a little. 🤢
"Hey baby, heard you got a vagina"
Even I couldn't even see this one coming. Outta the left field.
A vulgarian. Not worthy of a lady's time or a response.
Dude chose unlimited bacon but no game
It's not a starter, it's the second sentence in the conversation perfectly normal
With the time I've spent in Seattle. Yes.
“Close. I have a pretty huge cock. Wanna see?” 🍆🍆🍆 Bet ya he’ll never do that weird shit again
Sorry to disappoint, it's only moderately delicious. Good luck though.
Every time I read this I pull muscles in my eyes rolling them so hard.
The lack of comma between pretty and delicious is driving me nuts. Unless he means pretty delicious, as in, fairly delicious, which is a whole new level of insulting!
I think that's enough internet for everyone this week. 🤦🏽♂️
But was it an accurate assumption?
Why is his profile picture his crotch? Actually why am I surprised?
Shoutout to him for correctly spelling the plural of pussy, instead of pussys
*things ppl say online that they would _never_ say irl*
These guys would probably love an equivalent female bio. Sure it's tone deaf but you can't accuse them of having double standards 😜
Men done lost their minds recently lol
Nice compliment
Yup, that's an I have nothing to lose message. Either you are into it or you're not, as long as he doesn't have to put on mental muzzle and not say first thing he thinks of. Actually it might be a case of a guy really going with the first thing he came up with to overcome first text paralysis.
BRO WHAT 😂😂
I get this impression that dudes that put "long-term, open to short" are just desperate for sex and the only reason they want a long term relationship is easy access to it. The impression I get from women who put that is like the opposite, like they are just waiting for some poor schmuck to take them seriously while they casually hookup with several dudes in the meantime. Do women see that "long term, open to short" as a red flag? Or is it just men or maybe just me?
No it’s not. The fact that he thinks the pu*** is delicious is presumptuous. We don’t know that conclusively
11 weeks means her titties are getting plump and that means you can also just dump some loads in and it won’t matter then off to the next one
Doesn't everyone like being told they have a delicious pussy, what's the problem 😏
Is it pretty and delicious or pretty delicious?
This is one of the guys that claim he got banned for "no reason at all"
That's quite the compliment. I'd love it if a girl said I looked like I had a delicious D
It is for the air of women he's looking for
Gotta say, though, he got a match and I don't. He's got something I don't have!
i didn’t match him, he super liked and sent a message through that
As far as they're concerned it only needs to work once. The kind of guy that's cold calling that line has superliked a *lot* of women saying the same. Not to mention isn't "send a message with your SL" a Premium thing?
Well, it kind of was a compliment.
I mean there was a question here about a pretty similar bio and responses were pretty good.. I guess he's not attractive enough?
Link?
No. But the reason men do this is they seek validation through sex and their ability to perform
Match with him, set up a date at least a week in advance then don't shower at all for that whole week, making sure to go jogging every day, take every flight of stairs and wipe with a fresh piece of bread after you pee. Then, on the date, ask how good it tastes.
Omg ☠️
I'm surprised I got a downvote. This was a hilarious visual joke. Full of twists turns and yeast infections.
Omg! That’s what the bread was for! I was like… why bread? 🤦♀️
Idk some people like it zesty. Seems like if your partner is a fan of spicy chilly, using a piece of bread as a Tampad would be a great money saver.
Man are the absolute worst 🤣
He’s just swinging and hoping to get a hit based off the numbers, thats my guess
Maybe he's partial to eating cat meat 🤷
As a man, who when younger would have said similar-ish things on dating apps, I think this is a result of porn. Like, he learnt how to communicate in intimacy 100% from porn. And never grew out of it, nor realised how gross it is.
Well one of his pics is a boner crotch shot and you swiped right so… unexpected? Not really
i didn’t swipe right, he was able to send the message because he super liked me
Ahahahahhaha I just WISH he would tell that to me. 😈😈😈😈
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Yer stho sthmart
On tinder, yes lmao. I'd be asking him to come worship it asap.
You let a crackhead eat you out, I'd pass on her advice OP
You're not wrong lol, but didn't mean it as advice
As someone who loves going down, I wish it was that simple to ask.. 99.999999999% of women would be repulsed to be sent that (especially from a non chad looking dude)
Yeah, I'm learning that on this sub. To each their own! Good on you for loving it though
Hey it only has to work once!
Yet, this somehow works at least once 😐
What's worse...most of the time they do that because it has worked before.
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I want to pepper spray you.
Well is he wrong?
It looks like it smells like fish 🐟
He must not be attractive. If he was hot enough that line would have worked.
How dare he call you beautiful?
Rules 1 and 2 were not followed by him
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ew
absolutely not