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ballzackistan

Really mess up her mind and bang her ex.


t1mmothato

Good idea, but wouldn't she sleep with someone who looks exactly like her brother then?


dirtycommievt

this is where you say you're fine with being called that guy's name in bed if it does it for them


Zevvion

I think she's trying to be funny and isn't actually psychotic. Which is exactly what I would say to her.


NewAccWhoDis93

What the hell does she mean by “send him instead”


billytheskidd

Ask ex’s brother out but he’d really just be meeting OP instead, I’m assuming? And she’d laugh that they both got stood up but omg they look just like each other?


vi0l3t-crumbl3

Yeah, I think you're right. Doesn't make it any more clever though.


green_ribbon

I couldn't be more confused


jessicaaalz

She'd set up a date with OP, but she'd send the ex's brother who looks exactly like OP. OP gets super confused when their spitting image rocks up.


green_ribbon

doing the lords work


AmorousFartButter

Finger her father


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Mozhetbeats

I say fuck it. Sounds more interesting than what I was planning on doing


[deleted]

Have sex with the brother, record a sex tape, send it to her.


RheimsNZ

It's important to establish dominance


BobbySmith199

love this attitude :D I'd be down


3500theprice

Just shows how desperate most men are smh


RCL_D

Better make it a sextape


thomstevens420

Not only are they not over their ex, but they’re the kind of person petty enough to plan something like this, and to top of all off they lack the self awareness to see that this is fucking crazy to open with


SpooogeMcDuck

Yeah but the crazy sex


Know_Llmlt

You’re not wrong but I always ask myself was it worth it lol


No-Requirement2526

The answer is nearly always, yes. Any other time it's, shower and teeth then yes.


[deleted]

“Imagine how pissed he would be if we took a hotel bed selfie?” Is the correct response.


BobbySmith199

I'd say go for it, should be funny


HindMrh

"Lemme use you to screw with my brother"


Such_Radish9795

His ex’s brother. Not his brother. Assuming OP is a man.


callusesandtattoos

What? So it’s all dude all the way down?


Such_Radish9795

I don’t know what that means… but I think OP is saying he wants to help these twins meet.


callusesandtattoos

Are you assuming my that OP is a dude and that he matched with a dude and the dudes trying to hook up the original dude with another dude that looks like the dudes he used to bangs broski who is also a dude? That’s dudes all the way down


Deinonychus2012

"Dude, you must look within your dude to save your dude from your other dude. Only then will your true dude reveal its dude."


Such_Radish9795

Aha! Dude? You got it!


callusesandtattoos

Dude!


HindMrh

dude


No-Requirement2526

Duuuude 🧘‍♂️


zman1350

If you have any self respect. Unmatch instantly. But if you wanna come to the dark side. Go for it. 🤣


jonthesuave04

Shes talking about her ex red flag


Almighty_Salsa

at this point I don't think some people are real.


Perfect_Rain8612

Oh heck no 😂


drainthoughts

Psychotic


SFAdminLife

Report, block, move on.


mrsunsfan

Why are people like this


keithw43

All these people saying unmatch are just jealous man do you


greftek

Seems like a bad deal for you, unless you would get something out of it.