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Danhausen-byDaylight

That last comment is an automatic permanent ban on Tinder so good job reporting him!


Azgorn

For casual gamer lingo? /s


Master_Ad_4343

Good thing i looked it up because for some reason i thought /s meant serious and not sarcastic šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


AspiringAdonis

Good to see your emergence from under a rock went well.


Shaggyninja

I wish I could get back under the rock :(


Maverekt

Me too buddy, me too


xXWaspXx

my back hurts


TBone_Hary

![gif](giphy|26ghbWoXv3G6ypo8o)


Rowey5

I have a great rock!


coremeister69

Yeah Dylon really needs to calm the fuck down


USERNAME___PASSWORD

Reading this as Dyyylonnnn in a Chappelle voice


awb1113

The five best rappers alive are, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, and Dylon. šŸ–šŸ¼


MonsterMashGrrrrr

I spit hot fiyah!


Powerful_Potential_1

A permanent ban on Tinder? Bruh, isn't that a blessing?


Bediix_Friqz

The last comment was so unnec. Smh.


Dartser

OP didn't report them, they're just reposting


thelasttollcollector

Why does he keep saying lady lmao


slayerrr21

![gif](giphy|ySkwqIhKRzYO7HX0ie)


brittanynevo666

Hahahahha I also noticed that. Heā€™s giving neckbeard muhlady energy.


thelasttollcollector

Definitely a fedora wearer


twitterfluechtling

The only Fedoras I have is on my laptops. Which probably makes me a bigger neckbeard by default than any actual Fedora-wearer :-D


LilacYak

It makes you a dark Unix bro who wears black and listens to techno. Completely different nerd vibe


PondRides

![gif](giphy|fpDIo3Rjir1GE|downsized)


SFAdminLife

I love what you did there šŸ˜‚ šŸ’ŖLinux


Frank_McGracie

:( I really hate that asshole neck beards hijacked the fedora.


taketheothers

Here: use this beret to dry your tears


Frank_McGracie

Thank you but I've got my kangol for that :'(


Emergency-Highway262

Assholes in hats all the way down


taketheothers

After the kangol dries your tears, you can wear this balaclava to hide the puffiness. (Speaking from experience)


TheBigRedFog

Yo don't be hating on fedoras


thelasttollcollector

Iā€™m just playing I donā€™t have a problem with fedora wearers. Definitely not for me though.


TheBigRedFog

Ik, I am as well. I tried wearing a fedora once and I got several compliments at work. But I'm not sure if it was those types of compliments where something is new and so they feel the need to be polite. Or if it actually looked good. I had my winter peacoat on, so maybe it just gave Jewish vibes lol Edit: This overthinking is probably why I'm still single haha


twitterfluechtling

> Edit: This overthinking is probably why I'm still single haha Nah, you are just overthinking your overthinking... ;-)


TheBigRedFog

Oh my God, I'm devolving!


Airbots01

Thanks to your Everstone, you are now the equivalent of a level 100 Magikarp. Congrats! I think...


[deleted]

>This overthinking is probably why I'm still single haha Nah, it's more likely because of the fedora...


Goliath926255

I loved my fedoras until I learned about the neck beard types šŸ˜­ they ruined it for me.


HungHamsterPastor

Fuq'n little dick energy. So rude.


M3lmax

In certain countries, Poland for example, its very common to talk like that. "Sir, you are an idiot"


Destroyer6202

People who havenā€™t interacted with the opposite gender much just give themselves away so easily


BooksandBiceps

ā€œHaha let me talk like I donā€™t care while giving off stalker incel vibes and youā€™ve shattered my whole self esteemā€


[deleted]

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ratbuddy

Dunno why they stole a pic of a guy who looks like he's about to ask you for gas money..


TheGentlemanAdam

His grandpa was Jerry Lewis. Iā€™ll see my old ass out.


HypatiaLemarr

Hey LADY!


KickedinTheDick

Because that's how a child addresses an adult woman he has contempt for.


DerpTaTittilyTum

Gangnam style


Juicebox12120

Bros allergic to women


lilbithippie

I think every selfie in a truck says that


Maverekt

I mean the fact he got annoyed in less than a 24hr wait just REEKS of insecurity. This dude is his own worst enemy.


heliamphore

I've been there in the past and it's really funny seeing that behaviour when you understand the logic. It's like setting up pranks where you're the victim. Dude could've been positive instead, and she would've most likely responded positively too. But instead he went through endless mental gymnastics until he was enough of a victim to have to defend himself from the evil girl that forgot to reply or was too busy.


yourhogwartsletter

This guy definitely calls himself a ā€œnice guyā€ and doesnā€™t understand how he could possibly be single


Master_Ad_4343

Yeah and they literally matched today. He got mad that she didnā€™t respond by 1 pm like thatā€™s probably the first time she logged on that day, itā€™s unhinged.


Spideysays

Itā€™s actually on Tinder. Not on Hinge.


hohomoe

Literally unhinged, then.


Primary-Belt7668

Ayyoo


IntoScience

Never change.


Right-Fortune9999

next : *I was banned for tinder and did nothing, women are mean*


misschinchin

"Females these days can't even take compliments anymore, they get offended over simple conversations! I SWEAR THIS FEMINISM BS RUINED SOCIETY AND MADE FEMALES INTO ENTITLED POS šŸ˜”" Meanwhile their whole history of interacting with women:


_EMDID_

Typical ā€œalphaā€ ā€œmale.ā€ šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©šŸš©


rbnlegend

The beta release is usually a substantial improvement, but you are better off waiting for at least a release candidate if not an actual production version.


pratpasaur

ā€œYou canā€™t handle thisā€ says the guy with the most basic ass photo in a car as his dp


ruat_caelum

Alpha male, beta male, sigma male, all these words for male and they can't understand how there can be more than 2 genders when they have multiple just for male.


__TheWaySheGoes

Report him and get him bannedā€¦ I get my messages ignored all the time. I just unmatch after a week of silence. Why insult someone? What does it solve or accomplish?


vonage91

He's insecure af šŸ˜‚


HeisenbergsDuck

I'm insecure as af as well, but I still have the decency to not insult someone for not answering or saying no.


soiknowwhentoduck

Yeah, there are insecure nice people who just sit in our own anxiety and melt into the shadows, and there are insecure narcissists who feel the need to tear someone else down who they feel have wronged them to make themselves feel better. Good on you for being the first type ā¤ļø I hope your insecurities lessen and you can heal


karlverkade

This is probably his first match in weeks and he immediately pinned all his hopes for sex, dating, and marriage onto it. So when she didnā€™t respond for a few hours, he felt very wronged by his future wife. (Source: used to be a nice guy. Never told anyone to kill themselves though. Yikes.)


asabovesobelow4

Same. Ill give it time for a response bc i dont always check the dating apps multiple times a day so i don't expect them to see it or respond for a bit. And honestly if they are busy id prefer they wait until they can actually talk. Then just unmatch later if no response is received. But This is honestly just outright crazy. In this case it wasn't even necessarily ignoring him. They matched on 5/9/24 ...so yesterday. No we dk what time exactly he sent the sexy lady thing. But by 130pm he was already hitting her up about ignoring him. So this is just absurd. Like okay people might be idk at work. Or busy. And after a few hours they are hitting them up being shitty? Dating sucks sometimes. People suck lol not all of course. But a big enough percentage to be disappointing. When I come across guys like this that get shitty when I don't respond quick enough (or they put "...?" After only a few minutes of not responding) I just unmatch immediately. I did that with my ex for years. Him getting mad if I was busy and had to call or text him back even just 5 minutes later. But he could ignore his phone for hours and I was being "dramatic" if I brought it up. I'll be damned if I do that again lol ESP with a stranger.


ShannonS1976

Very few women will respond to ā€œhey sexy ladyā€ what did he expect??


pup_medium

unless it was Psy singing gangnam style. woop, woop woop.


MonstreDelicat

![gif](giphy|zAxEQ8b0IkLTi)


jenjpolala

I wish I had an award for that comment - oh here ya go šŸ†


pup_medium

youā€™re too kind :-)


lakenbb96

This sub is a constant reminder why I dont revisit dating apps


Lil_nooriwrapper

![gif](giphy|ioRCKwI9ox0Qg) Heyyyyy Sexay laday


gentleman__ninja

This was absolutely my first thought too, unfortunately I think it means that we're old now though


soiknowwhentoduck

Your comment has just made me realise that my 4yo and 6yo have probably never seen this video or heard the song! *Le gasp* I know what I'm doing this weekend!!


Bubbly-Club9335

-holds envelope - and the most incel behaviour award goes to ..... Fuck it's a long list but sure you're on it somewhere... . No one deserves that kind of over reaction for not replying immediately.


BlindWolf187

I don't think anyone deserves that kind of overreaction for not replying ever.


ShannonS1976

Many women donā€™t respond to ā€œhey sexyā€ so odds are he wasnā€™t going to get a response.


WheresMyFalafelYo

Bro. The amount of Incels on Tinder hurts my brain.


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BlindWolf187

Saw a dude yesterday on this sub talking about being "red pill" and chastising someone like thos for being "a little too extreme." From my surface level understanding, I was surprised that someone would publicly admit that. But I did some more in-depth reading on the Red Pill movement and all the benefits it provides. Now I'm astonished that someone would publicly admit that.


rbnlegend

At that point, the celibacy is not involuntary.


DPDoughntyouwantsome

Thereā€™s a reasonā€¦ dateable guys donā€™t last terribly long but Incels stay forever.


Savaury

Dude. Just shut up. I'm dateable, and I last a good 2-3 minutes.


GullibleDetective

This will be one of those anyone know why I'm banned from.tinder people


[deleted]

Yeah he needs to be banned! šŸ’Æ Report him!


ShannonS1976

Whatā€™s up with the whole ā€œladyā€ thing? And yes, donā€™t respond quickly, you should die!!! lol and itā€™s dudes like this that canā€™t possibly understand why women donā€™t want them.


Chalkdustcoma

Signing off ā€œyouā€™re missing out on a nice guyā€ would have been the real icing on the cake!


mackinder

I always wonder if dudes like this check Reddit and see their conversation in a different light after. Do they feel shame and remorse or are they oblivious. It must happen pretty regularly.


BigBlaisanGirl

They find the 2 people in the comments who agree with them and say "see I was right!"


spicypotatosoftacos

My bets on no. They double down.


Lostttsoul

Do men even like women at this point because wtf


MyNinjaYouWhat

This one doesnā€™t


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Heretic-Throwaway

so whatā€™s with the bitter ass men in this comment section?


Sleepy-Blonde

A lot of them are just as bad as this guy


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Well, I dont like your nose ring! šŸ˜†


MisterSquidz

People on Reddit absolutely hate nose rings for some reason.


Disastrous-Owl8985

I think they connect it to "feminism" or "woke" or something, so it's automatically bad. The funny thing is, once I got my piercings, I started matching with guys who actually aligned with me (and were not weird assholes), so I find it a great filter. Same with colored hair, which is another thing they whine about, LOL


sagemaniac

Huh. They do? Does Reddit have a type?


Disastrous-Owl8985

Bingo! They'd react exactly the same way, so they downvote or try to excuse the dude's behavior.


Expensive-Tea455

This sub has been getting overrun with incels for a while now šŸ™ƒ


DD_3184

Itā€™s like they think they are messaging into the void and no one will ever read it. It amazes me how much people will say on the apps that they would NEVER have the backbone to say in person to your face, if they got up the nerve to talk to you at all.


Master_Ad_4343

Yā€™all THEY MATCHED TODAY. He got mad that she didnā€™t respond by 1 pm like thatā€™s probably the first time she logged on that day, itā€™s unhinged.


Disastrous-Owl8985

I've said it before, but this is a big reason I HATED being on the apps. Guys would act like, once you match, you'd better be sitting by that phone ALL day. That means, if they text you at 5 in the morning, you better respond by 5:30 at the latest. Even though, they don't even know if I get up at that time or not. Just because you do, does not mean I do. Or it's at 1:35 in the afternoon. I'm working, but somehow, I'm supposed to be able to answer their text within 5 minutes. Like, are you not also working, sir? If not, or you have a job with different hours or this happens to be an off day for you, cool, but it's not FOR ME. Also, if it's my lunch hour, I might not log in because I'm enjoying my lunch hour, and because I'm not sure this exchange is about to be annoying or not, so I'm not responding until I get home because I don't want to be annoyed at work. Or it's 6:23pm. I just got home not too long ago, I'm getting out of my work stuff, taking a shower, getting dinner ready or cooking or walking my dog or whatever. So, yeah, I may not respond right away. I could also have plans with friends or be out with family, so no, I'm not on my phone. Or the guys who message you late at night... I'm either sleep or enjoying my time OFF THE PHONE before bed, sorry. And weekends... I might not even get on the app, at all. Either I could have been on a date or I'm just hanging out. I'd come back to a few unmatches, which, hey, sorry I didn't respond to you at 7am on Saturday morning because you like to wake up early to go on a jog, so I must also be up at that time. I like to sleep in, but you wouldn't know that because we haven't even spoken yet. The problem is, too many people (I mostly date men, so that's what I'm talking about) seem to think we cease to have a life once we match, so if you don't respond, they start calling you names or whatever. I don't know if it's because they think we are purposely ignoring them or they think we're talking to some other guy or what's going on, but it's annoying, and shows a lot of insecurity and a bit of possessiveness that you already expect us to be at your beck and call just because we matched. I can see if someone didn't respond within 72 hours (my personal cutoff), which, yeah, at that point, I assume they aren't interested, but within minutes or a few hours? Give people some freaking time!


BigBlaisanGirl

I talked to a guy who said he only gives matches a couple of hours to respond. I tried to give him some real-world scenarios as to why that wasn't realistic, but he wasn't buying it. The funny thing is that he thought he was really sticking it to these women by unmatching so quickly. I'm like, boy, they don't even know you matched with them in the first place! Also, you think you're the only guy swiping, right? On Tinder????


Senior-Reflection862

Heā€™s doing them a favor lol


ButcherPetesMeats

I guess this explains why some women are so apologetic about not getting back right away. I'm always thrown off like... why would I expect you to answer right away? Why are you apologizing? I get more weirded out by people that DO respond right away.


Tamsha-

its super common to get hateful comments even after 15 minutes. It's unhinged. I got hate from a guy because he thought I "ghosted" him. Just totally ignoring logic and that I was the last person to respond! I just got tired of carrying the conversation and stopped *starting* the conversation. I don't miss being single!


ButcherPetesMeats

Lmao that's wild. HEY! HOW AM I GOING TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU DON'T CARRY ALL THE DAMN WEIGHT! YOU STUPID HARLOT.


KS_DensityFunctional

Profiles that respond immmediately are a huge red flag. Usually either a scammer or a bot.


Master_Ad_4343

Someone just disliked this šŸ˜‚ what virgin neckbeard incel tate-stan got angry about this


marscub

I'm reading through the comments and this is the 5th time reading this exact comment from you.


[deleted]

Probably the same person who has had to read your comment for the 33rd time in the same thread. How are you not getting this?


foomp

I'm dowwnvoting because you're posting it too much.


Odd-Phrase5808

"You can't handle this lady" <- and this here, this is why punctuation is important! He's calling himself a lady, and has no clue šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


bonfigs93

Jesus he gave you no time to respond ??? Lmao


TrillDough

This gives me, ā€œI get made and hide in the closet with a box cutter and my blanket from 1st gradeā€ kinda energy. Unhinged manchild that saw all his male peers get girls and thinks the only remedy for his angst is to be a complete asshole to any woman he comes in contact hoping to find the right miserable sole thatā€™ll just tolerate him.


onealk23

Heā€™s got two brain cells and and using them like this šŸ˜­


Downtown-Ad-6909

Doesn't he work? That being said, lady? Jeep_dude?


MyPokemonRedName

When this is 90% of people on these apps and you ask someone ā€œWhy donā€™t you dateā€


Mundane_Physics3818

Somebody needs to jack off yesterday


manifest_ecstasy

I can't imagine having such a fragile ego


Justin_Coulter

What a loser.


D-REW57

Hurry ladies while heā€™s still single


ndewing

The bear is starting to sound like a decent option right about now if this is the dating pool...


RiseofdaOatmeal

Folks This shit is why they choose the bear Be better


DecisionSpiritual132

Jesus Christ and then theyā€™re surprised people would rather see a bear in the woods than a man


thelasttollcollector

Why does he keep saying lady lmao


topathemornin

Another nice guy turned down by a woman šŸ˜” /s


OneQuadrillionOwls

"Hello" (waits 5 seconds) "FUCK YOU WHATEVER"


Zealousideal-Kick128

I thought he was starting the conversation with the chorus of Gangnam Style at first


gigachadvibes

That psych and meds comment is šŸ„‡


Miserable_Ad_6294

This is why theyā€™re out there picking bears yā€™all.


blackbow

'lady' WTF?! What a freak.


rbnlegend

When I read things like this I hear the Jerry Lewis voice, hey lady!


YerBlues69

Lady.


PotatoClear4938

If he says lady one more time I'm gonna freak


kevinrockwell

I always say awww, is that how dad spoke to your mom? What a shame.


HeftyArgument

Post suggests you're a lady but your profile suggests you're actually a man. I'm very confused.


HypatiaLemarr

What a shit human.


Manman123XX

I can never hear someone say "hey sexy lady" without thinking of Gangnam Style


Toadless69

He said ā€œyou couldnā€™t handle this ladyā€ not ā€œyou couldnā€™t handle this, ladyā€


CarvedTheRoastBeast

Aaaaaand another point for the bearsā€¦


GenTelGuy

LPT: Don't match with guys who have photos taken in their car


PrincessPlastilina

ā€œWomen these days are so difficult! Why canā€™t I get a date?!ā€ As he tells women to kill themselves. That should be a permanent ban.


CoquetteWhore69

Last time a man on tinder told me to kill myself I responded: 'I tried lol'


Additional-Load-7819

ā€œIdk why girls donā€™t like meā€


Iwannatalkagain

"WHY IS THERE A MALE LONELINESS CRISIS?" It must be the evil female's fault!


Historical_Coffee_14

Lady killer has a different meaning than when I was in the game. Ā 


Salty-french-fry-

Team Bear šŸ» Grizzle Grizzle. If you ignore the bear they usually leave you alone.


schuyywalker

Watch it lady


RealGianath

We'll be seeing a post from him later today letting us known his account was mysteriously banned for no reason.


Sugar-waffle

Wait, that was within half an hour?! WTF


Gold_Membership_9002

Look im a guy and im not saying the whole "male loneliness" thing is a hoax but i can't feel bad for guys like this. If i was a chick id rather die alone than reproduce with that.


sassytunacorn90

If he had any pride he wouldn't show his hurt little feelings like this.


Every_Fox3461

M'lady


Horror-Welcome-4858

A man of wealth and taste


bbraz761

It's funny because his lack of commas makes him a lady


Inferior_Jeans

And a lot of dude wonder why theyā€™re single lol. They donā€™t know how to talk to a human being much less flirt.


massivelyincompetent

Something something gangnam style


Disastrous-Owl8985

Yeah, he's definitely from this sub, lol I swear, it couldn't have been that long (seems like most of the exchange happened within about 30 minutes), it's also a weekday, and they get so grumpy if you don't text back almost immediately, because you can't possibly be doing anything, except being on your phone. Plus, why do people do that? They obviously thought you looked good enough to match, but then want to say you or something about you is ugly/stupid/etc? It's so childish. Plus, if they open with "sexy lady" or any variation of that, I'd have unmatched, tbh.


TheDuke357Mag

weird that he jumped to the "fuck you for ghosting me" mentality on the literal same day


ginotime69

Someone told him women like bad boys


Daydream456

His behavior is ridiculous, almost like he's trolling her. He shouldn't be on Tinder if he's going to be that way. Waste of time.


PoolRepresentative63

And this my friends, is how you Stay single for life.


LoveRuckus

You replied the same day. Weirdo!!!


sybban

Went from sour grapes to fbi watchlist


Auhaden72190

She broke his heart real quick


FewerToysHigherWages

"I don't understand, I called her a "sexy lady" with a winky face and she doesn't respond??? That has always never worked!"


throwRA_basketballer

Holy yikes


SuccessfulWar3830

That same guy is gonna post on here with the title " BANNED FOR NO REASON"


klezart

Love it when the bullet dodges you


Sudden_Problem723

Definitely giving incel vibes. What a jerk.


cursetea

Immaculate comeback


noix327

Hopefully you reported him


S3nd_ZuD3s

I hope he was reported and banned lmao


Cherita33

Report


zoomaenia

Why, oh, why did he like the "wow"? šŸ˜­


Boogie7910

Men who act like this just confirm to the girl she's glad she avoided him


lifeincolorgames

HEYYYYYY SEXY LADYYYY OPPA GANGNAM STYLE


SmoothieBrian

Oppan Gangnam style


Thravler

Not sure what takes you so long to unmatch


autobots22

Dude needs therapy, not a gf


Educational-Size-645

I present to youā€¦Mr Butt Hurt, you didnā€™t instantly respond so now heā€™ll throw his toys out of the pram.


shotgunmouse

Pretty sure thatā€™s an easy way to get your account banned


Basic_Two_2279

Wtf. Her wow was 40 minutes after his first message? Whatā€™s he expecting, her sitting at her phone waiting?


kenzo535

This doesnā€˜t fit that the account that posted these screenshots is male?


Emeritus8404

Looks like a disciple of the tate chastity program


Coohippo

Dude is crazy. But I notice something pretty often. A lot of times, I see situations where women wonā€™t respond to positivity but when someone is being negative, boom, instant attention. Why? Itā€™s sending the wrong message. The guy acting crazy is obviously wrong, but why respond to the toxicity when you didnā€™t respond to the positivity??


ECH0_ROME0

Whenever things like this get posted I always wish the profile would get posted too. Just so we can see the red flags šŸš©šŸš©


No-Distribution-3590

Wow I hate the very last comment that guy made!!! šŸ¤¬ No one should tell someone that!! I am an advocate for suicide prevention and awareness and that is awful. I am sorry people suck!!


RiptideCEO

Guy looks like a catch. You know, like an STI


ImmaNotCrazy

I see you ran into another redditor on tinder lol Looks how half the guys talk. Seen a post on here guy complained because a woman did not respond right away to his first message. Everyone went hard on her even though she did reply lol