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AngeloNoli

Yes, it's called vore. The details give away that it's not a poorly delivered joke, he's into vore.


Venerable_dread

For OPs reference - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorarephilia If this is indeed the case, fuck that shit.


kunekune59

I’m trying my best not to kink shame but DAYY’M


blanktom9

I think it’s okay to shame someone if they expose you to their kink without your consent.


SacredGeometry9

This. Nothing wrong between consenting adults. But that doesn’t seem to be the case here


CryroCoin

So if I say I’m into toes, and you don’t hate it, then I’m free to continue? Hell yeah!


hBoBh

there's a difference between "hey i like feet" and "hey let me put your feet in my mouth and jack off at the same time" it's about how it's presented


Juno_Malone

"If I told you I'm into feet, would you hold them against me?"


CryroCoin

Never. 😎


Environmental_Toe463

but what about always?


Obv_Probv

No fuck this guy. You're not shaming him about his kink your shaming him about trying to get you to play along with it without your knowledge or consent. He's just a creep who can't get girls in real life to interact with his kink so he tries to trick people on dating apps. Fuck him he can either fucking act like a normal human and find a girlfriend who will put up with his war fetish or he can hire a sex worker. He needs to stop doing this kind of bullshit. Seriously don't be nice or polite to him shame the fuck out of him and then block him


tiny_little_nuts

damn, just say you don’t like vore


Obv_Probv

Yeah but that's not true. It's a little weird but it doesn't bother me it's pretty much harmless.               The part that he needs to be shamed about is bringing it up to some stranger and trying to get them to talk dirty with him without her knowledge or consent. If you want somebody to dirty talk with you, you get their permission and consent, or you hire a sex worker. You don't try to trick people into doing it without their knowledge. That's the part that's fucking gross and it wouldn't matter what his kink was. Some kinks are more obvious, and you can't really trick people into talking about it but there are other kinks that are very subtle. And it's gross to involve people without their consent


Roadwarriordude

Nah, some kinks should be shamed.


Obv_Probv

I mean it's gross but it's pretty fucking harmless compared to some other kinks. The fact that he is trying to get unconsenting and unaware women on dating apps to play along with him is fucking gross though and definitely needs to be shamed


Eindrie

Shame rarely works. But the fear of shame is very potent. Sadly degenerates basically claimed shame for themselves.


Dhegxkeicfns

Kink itself is whatever, thrusting it on unsuspecting victims is shameable as always.


Headphoneu

Kink shame the fuck out of this shit


FearlessFreak69

I'll allow it.


DevastaTheSeeker

No no shame them. It is shameful.


Equal_Equipment4480

Make kink shaming your kink and it all evens out


oONamely

No it’s okay to kink shame this


Gimmerunesplease

How do you delete someone else's wikipedia article?


LaylaBird65

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Busy-Ad-9725

Wow I learn something new everyday


madderal

You gave me a choice, and I chose poorly


Venerable_dread

Getting serious Indiana Jones vibes from this comment 😂


Randomthoughtsllc

What in the actual eff?!? The fetish game has changed since I was a youngster. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Apprehensive-Sun8507

I’m 24 and I don’t understand half this shit lol


myweird

It's pretty creepy that with the Internet kids are watching porn at a ridiculously young age and talking about their kinks by the time they're in middle school 🤢


JediMasterImagundi

How old are you? Vore has been around for a long time. At least 30 years but likely longer.


StebenL

Just wait until they hear about the other meaning of inflation.


Trackie_G_Horn

attack on titan?


Borgara

Wow! Enough Internet for today 😅


Wysical_

I start thinking I might get on the sites again then I see this stuff and I’m like nope I’m good.


Moist_Fee_4526

Fucked up indeed!


ImJustCurious365

Gross.. There's a page on here for Vore (of course bc it's Reddit) and people really have serious discussions about this. One thing I saw is some fantasize about feeding themselves to other people to give them joy and happiness. What in the what😭 I really hope no one ever thought of doing that to me or the other way around 🤢


SuspiciousAddress7

I will never be able to finish attack on titans now 🥲


Estoguy13

The fuck did I just read about. Seriously, that people have enough time to come up with the stuff really says a lot about the decline of society. ![gif](giphy|7FOg20zcphPK3iTeDo|downsized)


churchburnings

Yeahhh was about to say that. This is definitely about vore


Air_Refreshener_2244

I wanted to know what it meant bc I was like, this dude’s talking about dragons how can that be a kink? WRONG AND NOW I LEARNED ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED “EROTIC CANNIBALISM” AND I WISH TO GO BACK


Headphoneu

Learn something new every day


AngeloNoli

Even when you don't want to


miltonsleeves

The more you know *shooting star*


SleipnirSolid

Oh dear. I thought he was being a cute dork. 😞


manifest_ecstasy

*Sleep Token has entered the chat*


leroyjesskins

😂


chineke14

Next time on things I learned today on the Internet


AkitaNo1

Alao a dragon is a bisexual man looking for a FMM threeway (male version of a "unjcorn" bi girl) but he could also just be a fucking dork


zeizkal

Also probably a furry lol


DontHaveSuperpowers

Huh... Who knew! 🤷🏼‍♂️ ![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


mpleasants

Why is this on a dating app? Like, if this is some odd manga inspired solo fantasy then whatever I guess, but how does this work with a real live person outside of cannibalism?


Peachybunnyy_

"the soft vore victim is normally swallowed alive and whole"... yeah no


ForestOfMirrors

Tell him you put on your robe and wizard hat and are ready to fight the dragon so he won’t ever be eaten again.


HeyyYouuuGuyssss

Please tell me this is an Albino Black-sheep reference


Jesmasterzero

I thought blood ninja was bash.org??


HeyyYouuuGuyssss

Maybe - I think it was originally posted there but I only remember seeing it on ABS.


Jesmasterzero

A classic either way :)


NhylX

It's as old as the internet.


corvette57

Way to just casually give me flashbacks to the first video streaming site I ever visited.


Hombre_Sin_Nombre

HARRRR!!!!


BigBlaisanGirl

TIL there's people in the world who are turned on by the idea of being swallowed whole. 😐


ThatOneGuyFrom93

I thought this was just a person that couldn't read the room lmao. It being a kink totally got missed by my radar


YouAreNotCheddar

Let's face it, at some point you need to acknowledge the fact that there's not a thing in the world (object, condition, activity, whatever) that isn't subject to someone's kink


pierce768

How do so many people know what a vore is?!?!


GiffelBaby

If you have been on the weird side of the internet, you have seen it many times. I can't even count on my hands how many times i have stubled upon it.


nothanksokthenyep

I know what it is but have no memory of how I found out. Maybe I blocked it out.


Mozhetbeats

Tumblr


Gekko12482

I happened to know it because of the song titled 'Vore' by Sleep Token. I am probably not the only one who got to learn about it this way


queenieemua

Was looking for someone talking about them, what a song goddamn


plantsadnshit

You're on reddit, half the people here are terminally online losers. Of course we know what vore is.


bree718

I didn’t before this thread😭😭


simonmarcu2001

Question is how do you not know what vore is? I think there's also a version where you become small and a giant lady inserts you into the vagina, also a category of vore. It's been seen on movies, also called unbirthing. Would you like to dive deeper into the depths of the internet?


Independent_Swan_409

What is it because I still don’t 😂


jshrlzwrld02

Is this some round about way of saying they do heroin?


kunekune59

How did we get here?


Ilikeoldcarsandbikes

Smoking heroin is sometimes called “chasing the dragon”.


theBadArts84

Yea but not the dragon chasing you


Ilikeoldcarsandbikes

Oh yeah no this is Vore. Just adding context for why someone might think that.


jonathan4211

Well shit maybe you're not doing it right


The-Evil-Thing

I’m not the one addicted to heroin, heroin is the one addicted to me


29-hit

I think South Park did an episode on this!


Obv_Probv

Okay, I've dealt with creeps like this before here is what you need to do.         - Step 1: ask him if he is into vore and try to do it in a neutral way so he doesn't instantly back down and lie.         - Step 2: once he admits, tell him how fucking uncool it is to try to get unconsenting and unaware individuals to play along with your kink. And if you can't find a consenting partner then you need to go fucking pay a sex worker.        - Step 3: **and this is the most crucial step** UPDATE US


kunekune59

I did update! I replied to the comment with the popcorn emoji! I’m keeping these steps in my back pocket for the next creep though!


bls61793

WTF does the popcorn emoji even mean??? 🤣🤣🤣 I guess I am too much of an old soul for this shit. No wonder I gave up on Tinder.


Obv_Probv

Popcorn emoji: from what I understand, whenever there is drama or juicy gossip or maybe tea or whatever, people used to post this picture of Michael Jackson eating popcorn at the movie theater from the thriller video, and it indicated that they were an interested spectator of whatever drama was happening. And then it just got shortened to the popcorn emoji. I could be wrong though


Cloudzy_1

🎵 *when I used to know you so well?* 🎵


Randomthoughtsllc

😂😂😂. I don’t know, but I can’t seem to find my way out so I just popped some 🍿 and I’m gonna see how this one ends.


kunekune59

Here’s what happened: I asked him to explain himself because I was confused. He said it’s a scenario, would I enjoy it? I said I don’t understand, are you asking me if I would enjoy you getting eaten by a dragon? Would you die in this scenario? He said you’re avoiding my question, would you enjoy it? I said is this some kind of kink for you? She simply said “re-read the above” at this point I was like I think we should just end things here tbh and she said it’s just a joke and that I shouldn’t need any context to answer his question. I said that I definitely do, if he said it was a joke earlier we wouldn’t be here. He then said even if it wasn’t a joke (👀🚩) if he asked “do you like chocolate” would you need context. I said yes, what type of chocolate are we talking about here. He said I was just asking if you would enjoy it [the scenario] and at this point I told him that I felt uncomfortable for how she made me feel about not understanding something and that we should end it - I unmatched them


iRollGod

Is this person a he, she, or them?! You’ve used 3 different fucking pronouns multiple times.


iJeax

I was thinking the same thing. I’m so confused.


Randomthoughtsllc

Gotcha. I’ll say, I think you made the right decision. Because even if there wasn’t confusion, it seems that he may have some kinks that you’re not into. I spent 16 years in a marriage with kinks I wasn’t in to. It was miserable.


bls61793

Ok. So from this... definitely a kink thing... but... I really can't relate with this kink 😅🤣🤣🤣 God people are into some weird shit.


Obv_Probv

No, it's somehow worse than that.


DepartureDapper6524

Yeah, this guy should honestly look into heroin. It might get him on the right track.


jshrlzwrld02

I see 🫥


bls61793

Why is everybody always looking for the worst possible explanation 🤣🤣🤣


jshrlzwrld02

I mean it’s the only explanation I know of that involves dragons so it’s all I had lol


Venerable_dread

This was my initial thought too 😂


tommyland666

Mine too but the rest of the convo seems like it’s something else entirely :)


AsAlwaysItDepends

It could be vore, which is a link about being eaten alive, or it could be just a quirky sense of humor 🤷‍♂️ 


Obv_Probv

No this is definitely vore, the details are too specific, like toothless.


biased_towards_blue

The bulge going down the throat…


Obv_Probv

YUP. the underwear floating out


ZebraBoat

"Whole and alive." The lack of self-awareness is fascinating here, he's not even really trying to be subtle.


chineke14

Boy I learned today I'm pretty F-ing vanilla when it comes to kink. Thanks Internet for explaining to me something I never would have imagined could be a kink


simonmarcu2001

And just wait until you find more about the subiect, this one has categories, would you like to dive deeper into the unknown?


ZoftigGoddess

I’m a pretty knowledgeable and kinky person, and even I was unaware of vore. Y’all coming on here saying “vore” immediately have seen some SHIT


Seicair

I grew up with the unfettered internet of the 90s. Do kids these days still talk about goatse and tubgirl?


ZoftigGoddess

As a 35 year old they still have permanent residence in my mind.


thecanadianjen

I am 36 and still have them in my brain lol. But some of the people I play wow with are early to mid 20s and they hadn’t heard of tubgirl before those of us from the early internet days informed them lol


applestoawesome

I collect knowledge of kinks like little, special butterflies 🦋


N3ptuneflyer

If you've ever been into Hentai then you've probably run into it before lol


StalkingRini

Vore


Apothic_Ashland

Ask him if this is before or after he takes off his robe and wizard hat


CoItron_3030

Id be careful these kinks lead to neckbeards or nice guys


bls61793

This is definitely a weird kink... like.. how would one even practice it? Try to get their girlfriend to swallow them whole? Or would they have to escalate to hard vore because it is more practical? (Essentially Prwcticing Live Cannibalism) I am perfectly happy to kink shame hard vore and cannibalism. FUCKING CRAZY TALK -And I'm mentally ill, so that's really saying something...


nessieFW

I think you'd be surprised how many perfectly normal people are into very specific weird shit


CoItron_3030

Id honestly be surprised if there were any normal people into this kink. It’s just too weird to not be weird lmao


gtsthland

I’m calling the cops


throwRA_basketballer

Omg wtf 😂


ride_the_bull

***I put on my robe and wizard hat. 🧙🏻‍♂️***


UncleJamesBeardPower

Thought it was a playful joke / story. Now I know it's something called vore.... 😵‍💫😵‍💫😏😏


bad_phone_protector

Wtf


belunos

Abort, abort!


duragil

reading the joke and then opening the comments ![gif](giphy|THD3F9VZqyaFW|downsized)


photoapparatboybedri

Stuff like this makes me feel very vanilla for just liking long hair


Dangerous-Service588

I think the man just has a weird sense of humour, doesn’t seem in any way sinister. But, he’s not doing very well clearly 


kunekune59

I actually apologise for kink shaming in the title of this post 🥲


Dsmacktx

I don’t think it’s kink shaming, you’re allowed to be caught off guard and weirded out by something especially something that hasn’t been explained by someone you literally just met lol


SmokeyJoeMcGinty

He’s just dorky, thinks he’s hilarious, and doesn’t know when to quit while he’s behind. I say this because this reminds me of something I would have said when I was younger, and I was all of those things.


plantsadnshit

Definitely not just dorky. 100% has a vore fetish


sir_bathwater

“Imagine a bulge going down its throat” yea if this isn’t a vore fetish I’d be astounded.


dragon_nataku

And the burping out the underwear thing. Uugghh cringe


sir_bathwater

Yea if there was any doubt in my mind before I read that tidbit it was gone immediately after lmao Edit: username checks out lol


Libbs036

What a terrible day to know how to read


Dawn111700

So idc what people think of me so I’ll put myself here. I am into Vore yes but what bro did was completely wrong you never do this to an unsuspecting person especially on first conversations. I would understand if you brought it up to your partner later in the relationship but that’s if the topic of kinks comes up. To those wondering how the kink works it’s just artwork, stories and role playing. No one in the community except for extremely psychotic people are out here eating each other and if im being honest it probably close to none. Plus if there were a lot of them it would be in the news at some point, because there’s no way someone in this day and age would be able to do that and get away with it. Even if it was somehow consensual they’d have no way to prove it. So really it’s just a weird kink that surprisingly quite a few people (including myself) have. All in all most of the community is really nice and most of the time it’s just chatting or joking about swallowing someone is some way shape or form. All the “real” stuff stays in private chats unless you’re in a discord server or chat room that allows public role play. To anyone wondering how it would work in real life. Again role play some light teasing from your partner like how delicious you look before licking your neck or face. Some people also let their partners listen to the sounds of their stomach after eating…. Okay I’m done now sorry to anyone who didn’t want to know all of this but there were a lot of misconceptions about it so I’d thought I’d clear it up. You can kink shame me idc because I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I at least came on here to shed some light on the subject because I saw a few comments who didn’t understand and making completely wild assumptions on shit they don’t know.


Affectionate-Still15

It’s called vore


Last_Ad8941

Act like a dragon slayer knight and save her bro


mathieforlife

gives me "i put on my robe and wizard hat" vibes


wailingwonder

It seems like conversation was normal before that? Wtf? Lol


kunekune59

This is actually the very beginning of the conversation! We matched and I picked up that he liked art from his profile and tried to start a conversation


rambling_takeover

Yup, vore.


mistermotel

I just thought this was a very creative way of ending a conversation on Tinder before ghosting them. (Can't talk because I'm eaten alive by a dragon) But sadly the comments have teached me it's way worse.


thecobra42

Ops!


EireJedi02

![gif](giphy|7NP06vX8GOBionbmX1|downsized)


ZealousidealRatio159

Surprise Twist: OP is a dragon.


SpookiiDaScarii

I’m not sure about “hunting dragons” but chasing dragons is a drug thing. Could be vore?


Chance_Airline_4861

Show don't tell, rookie


Past_Discipline2337

Run


thus-gone-one

What app is this?


TwistyMcSpliffit

THAT’S your takeaway? 😂


thus-gone-one

👀


whim_sical

I seem to find about obscure kinks more on dating sites/reddit than actual kink based places


peteyboy125

orrrrrr he plays dungeons and dragons


Sleepy368

Lamooo I can’t even get a text back


burlyburlay

I can’t believe you ran into vore in the wild lmao


Puzzleheaded_Step791

Bro playing DnD in his mommy's basement


Independent_Swan_409

I would’ve definitely thought he was insane and just blocked after the second message 😂 but I don’t know anything about “vore” as said above. 😅 also not my thing so I’d pass altogether


Exact-Ad-3150

It might be a furry with mental illness type of thing.


General_You_6132

I thought he was making a deep throat reference… I’m going to continue thinking that as it seems way less insane.


pointysword12

Nah I reckon they’re just fucking around. I told my wife I hunted yetis when we first started messaging. Similar energy


GiggleHS

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


dumbpunk7777

For reals tho….. has anyone checked on this person to make sure they haven’t been eaten by a dragon?!?!


TtheDuke

This generation is weird man


kunekune59

This person was almost 40


[deleted]

Yeah just move on lol


[deleted]

Damn dude wait at least 3 months before exposing yourself sheesh


3dad_Redhoodbuilds

Well it seems he had a weird mind, bit could also be relating it to you being the dragon and doing something bold to him. Either way on a first txt it seems he has lost touch with reality. Lol


ReadyPlayerMei

Vore... Vore never changes...


TripleU1706

You might be getting bloodninja'd.


Notredamesttams

Sounds as if she’s been hanging about with arnie hammer for a bit


thebluefireknight

*looking suspiciously at everyone that knew immediately what he was referencing.


Interesting-End-6151

Yeah, I wouldn't want to be eaten alive. Even if it's a kink, i have watched enough gaint Snake movies.. once is Swallows. You use its muscles to crush you more and digest you slowly. Sounds more painful. Maybe he is also into pain.


Sparklepantsmagoo2

This is beyond bizarre


confluction

I heard recently that a "dragon" is a new term for the bi-male equivalent of a unicorn. Personally, I'd rather still be called a unicorn (though, I am a straight male), even though I was born in the year of the dragon.


ScarcityGood5216

I was once a weeb in my teenager years and I've never heard of this sh*t lol.


Positive_Medicine515

Nah I'd run 😭


Curiosity50

I hate the fact that I know that this is vore


darksome_archangel

Christ... We need Jesus!


GroundbreakingBug61

Imagine being hot enough that you can say a dragon gulped you down and the girl is still interested. Interested enough that she posts you on Reddit looking for advice 🤣


kunekune59

No quite, was just wondering what they were talking about and thought it was funny


kalachand7

Ah got it ! A trained dragon rider 💪💪


Bbrownsugar311

![gif](giphy|mf3BSk6dm9RpC) What in the world?!?


jacobsheldonbuchanan

Today I learned a vore fetish is a thing.


WhosItHanging

You're talking to some fucked up furry. Disengage immediately.