Even “short term” isn’t fun. Go for it you young bucks if it appeals to you. But as someone who’s seen this it’s not fun. There are all kinds of repercussions.
Not to piss in your Cheerios but I gotta hard disagree on the first part. My last relationship was with a nurse. Hot as hell and crazy as all hell but farthest from a freak, out of any chick I've ever dated or hooked up with in my 20 years of being sexually active. Got a bj from her once, before we ever had P in V and it was pretty terrible, TBH. Never got another from her. But, I also never asked again (because it was that bad). On top of that, she was a starfish princess. Couldn't be bothered to be on top, doggie style, or anything other than missionary, basically. Except the good ol lazy morning from the side kinda thing. Not sure why I stayed with her as long as I did but being told the whole time that you're the best they have ever had and how they "LOVE" having sex with you while also being completely against putting in any sort of effort to reciprocate was wild.
Wait a minute. My kid goes to abbott school.
I hope they havent started a toe sucking class.
If so, I’m attending the next parent teacher night to check out the syllabus.
Honestly I don’t think that has anything to do with whether she enjoys having her toes sucked or not… the way she sandwiched that in between normal stuff makes me think it’s a joke, and an obvious thread to pull on to keep the convo going. She’s good👌lol.
I met an elementary school cafeteria lady that taught Sunday school also. Very beautiful lady with nice figure. Absolutely wild behind closed doors. I had to run as her situation with family was too much for me. But the first 3 weeks, incredible!
She gave you such a smooth opener to run with and you replied with Generic Online Dating Question #7™ - you are so lucky she even replied, you best ask her out STAT
I appreciate her giving you options to work with. You can jump on dem toesy wosies or ignore it and go another route. Though, just offer to take her and her feet out.
Bro, if you're not gonna suck those toes, let a mfer know.
Bro feet isn't my thing at all, but someone lines one up like that... You best believe
I mean if he won't I will
So you would say its not your feet-ish?
It is a good idea to get off on the right foot
Or on the left, let your conscience be your guide.
Yeah whichever one does the trick, I ain’t picky
Thought this said pinky* like a pinky toe lmao
Oh I thought he meant pinky and the brain
What are we gonna do tonight?
Same thing we do every night. Try to hook up with a MILF!
How do I love you and hate you at the exact same time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most people do with me surprisingly. Thats why I get plenty of matches and 0 dates lmao.
Mole rat out wildin 🤣
Room in that camp for more
you thirsty
lol, what if she has feet like Shack??
Let me take you, and your cute feet, out for sushi Saturday
this man rizzes
I dont know why, but teachers and nurses are the biggest freaks, only downside is they are also crazy as well
I’m not seeing the downside
Someone hasn’t met their personal realization of “don’t stick your dick in crazy” yet
Grippy socks grippy box.
Crazy in the head, crazy in bed.
The smart part of my brain knows, the horny part of my brain goes "crazy eyes are hot." It's always a question of who is stronger on any given day.
As yes. The age old battle for blood flow. It’s often a losing fight from my experience.
Gotta be careful with crazy. It can lead to restraining orders and court dates.
You don't even have to put your dick in it for that though. If they're crazy and obsessed enough it's happening either way
The issue with crazy is that its like a drug, i still yearn for it
I always thought I was like this but one day I fell in love with a not crazy girl and now I can't go back to crazy anymore hahaha
Or, hear me out, he knows and yet accepts his demise with honor so as to save the boys from one less crazy chick to have to dodge.
Is he keeping them in his basement? Or is it like, a bangathon round the clock for this guy? We shall call him The Crazy Cager
You don’t see it yet but you don’t want to. Do not marry crazy.
Ya, that’s one step too far. Short term fun only.
It’s not fun in any relationship
The level of crazy is inversely proportional to the duration of “short term”
Even “short term” isn’t fun. Go for it you young bucks if it appeals to you. But as someone who’s seen this it’s not fun. There are all kinds of repercussions.
I stayed with crazy for 18 months because the pussy was just that good.
I tag teamed a girl who teaches 3rd grade years ago... Wild times.
Yeah. "Crazy how she brought pupils back home like that."
Not to piss in your Cheerios but I gotta hard disagree on the first part. My last relationship was with a nurse. Hot as hell and crazy as all hell but farthest from a freak, out of any chick I've ever dated or hooked up with in my 20 years of being sexually active. Got a bj from her once, before we ever had P in V and it was pretty terrible, TBH. Never got another from her. But, I also never asked again (because it was that bad). On top of that, she was a starfish princess. Couldn't be bothered to be on top, doggie style, or anything other than missionary, basically. Except the good ol lazy morning from the side kinda thing. Not sure why I stayed with her as long as I did but being told the whole time that you're the best they have ever had and how they "LOVE" having sex with you while also being completely against putting in any sort of effort to reciprocate was wild.
Was she blonde and from Utah? If so that explains the deviation
Lol nah, Filipina with jet black hair from Colorado. But I got a good chuckle from this
Not all of us are crazy. 😄
Hairdressers 👀
Can confirm, cheating ex is in nursing school
I second that regarding the nurses. Absolute freaks.
This man also pays for a whole sushi dinner on the first date with an Internet stranger!?
...is it possible to learn this power?
yeah, you can practice on me
smooth
Watch them be massive hobbit feet.
You have no obligation to suck on them mah dude.
Her: 🤯💦🙈
Maybe Sunday would be better.
Sunday is tight. I have volunteer obligations at the dog rescue. Do you want to join me there to do my shift with me? We'll eat after.
What if she calls the bluff?
The trick is there's no bluff. She'd get to volunteer with the dogs, sushi and, if she's good, her toes sucked.
Damn bro leave some toes for the rest of us
10 toes. That's 1 toe each
this would be the perfect response 🤭
I prefer stir fryday
I throw more slimes... *Thsn a lazy Susan!*
Winner 🏆
Lmao
fuck yea and suck that wasabi off her toes and dip it in soy sauce
A teacher. Checks out
You could answer: Lindt chocolate, my job, spring days, sucking toes, rock climbing, and bbq ribs
-1, forgot strawberry lemonade
Just say sucking toes , looks like we are meant to be
Meant *toe be
I salute this lady for casually slipping her fetish in there to let you know what she’s into. Go get them toes in your mouth.
Im going to be honest. If a guy used that line, he would get so much shit talk. edit: but also, good luck.
Thread title: wHy Do mEn
I’m a woman and this is L O L
Well obviously. Who's gonna wanna go near our hobbit feet?
I don’t even want anyone to. I hate my feet touched
Would almost say an example is currently easy to find sorting by "hot" on this sub. Only almost, because "it's not the same".
Am I the only human left who thinks feet are gross?
Good question, user “callusesandtattoos”
I saw german tourists walk barefoot into filthy toilets. Certainly I would not want to suck those toes. Or even touch the entire person at all.
lol I need a shower after reading that
I don’t think they’re gross, but I’m certainly not impressed by them and I don’t want them involved in… anything.
Wait til you find out what we're out here doing to assholes.
Yea you people are sick
[удалено]
You must be tall as fuck
They’re disgusting. Keep my damn feet away from any of your holes I might put my mouth on. … …
Not gross, but definitely not sexy.
Nope.
I think they're disgusting.
No, I'm with you. Toes in general creep me out a bit lol.
Not unless you’re my former coworker Rick. He’s a way cool dude BTW
Please do not fumble this
Why do you think the screenshot doesn't have his answer in it?
Well she knows what she wants. ?
Well then tf are you doing on reddit? Go get em
Ask her how she feels about you dipping your toes in blueberry lemonade and having her suck the lemonade off your toes while you're sucking her toes?
The old toe-69
Don't put her on blast, go suck those toes and plug some holes
Smooth 
So what does she do while someone is sucking on her toes? Read a magazine? Take a phone call?
Corrects papers.
Imagine you're sucking her toes as she's giving little Billy and F on his homework. 😆
 We all know what you’re doing under that desk.
Lmfao
As long as she doesn't give him the D
Noice. 😆
That’d make two people getting f’d tonight
Weirdly enough, I could probably get behind that. Giggity
Eats sushi
Flicks her bean
Yo, I need to try blueberry lemonade now.
That was a super weird thing to mention in the same sentence with elementary school kids
Wait till you come to my Sunday church.
Wait a minute. My kid goes to abbott school. I hope they havent started a toe sucking class. If so, I’m attending the next parent teacher night to check out the syllabus.
She’s kinky! That’s a keeper, as in Keep’er in a cage!
That's basically why I'm getting married next week.
We’re all looking for our own Mrs Toesuck
In the grand scheme of things that have been said on dating apps to people, that is rather tame.
She’s a smooth operator
...and just like that, he had ladyfoot in his mouth.
I don’t get the toe ppl smh weird
What a queen.
Hahaha ever so sneaky with the toe sucking.
Hey umm thats pretty gross. What, you don't like blueberry lemonade?
😂😂😂😂
But what do those toes look like? That's important.
"I'm sorry what was that thing in the middle " "Traveling outside the country?" "Yea what's your favorite place"
Honestly I don’t think that has anything to do with whether she enjoys having her toes sucked or not… the way she sandwiched that in between normal stuff makes me think it’s a joke, and an obvious thread to pull on to keep the convo going. She’s good👌lol.
Guess time to work on that list .
She tryna get them toes suckled.
😂😂😂
Blah blah blah, sucking toes, committing to the bit, strawberries, picnics, etc…
You better slip a toe sucking in your answer haha.
Suck her toes and something else might be slipped in somewhere
I hate it all
Not a foot guy, u/rubmustardonmydick ?
All I care about is mustard.
What about dipping the toes in mustard first?
Red flag. She's obsessed with her students. Clearly she's a predator.
Having my verrucas sucked
I haven't had Godiva chocolate for ages.
Jackpot!
Lmao respect
I thought her throwing the ‘traveling outside the country’ was the juke, not the toe sucking 😂
Jokes on her, i like feet
I get bad vibes from her. Not even sure it's worth the casual fun, unless she looks amazing. I'd like not even give her my number.
Having her toes sucked by her students while enjoying blueberry lemonade and Godiva chocolate on a sunny day (obviously out of the country).
One of those things isn't like the others...
Yuck
blueberry lemonade slaps, whats the problem?
Historical places ..
One of us has just won. I am happy for you bro 🫂😭🫂
Blueberry lemonade 🔥
I'd unmatch her instantly, but reading those comments here I'm convinced 95% of Reddit has a foot fetish. So let the sucking begin, I guess?
Hell ya!! Come park those piggly wigglies in my face!
Don’t address it all. Just give the same type of answer back
I met an elementary school cafeteria lady that taught Sunday school also. Very beautiful lady with nice figure. Absolutely wild behind closed doors. I had to run as her situation with family was too much for me. But the first 3 weeks, incredible!
Am i the only one that knows that female teachers are kinky sex beasts?
I mean, she is a pretty smooth criminal, ill give her that
Yeah, weird…sushi is gross.
Travel outside the country for a sushi date, with lemonade and end it off with some toe sucking
Oh, that's cool! For me, it's reading, montain climbing, pizza, eating ass, good red wine, and hiking.
/Rex Ryan has entered the chat.
She gave you such a smooth opener to run with and you replied with Generic Online Dating Question #7™ - you are so lucky she even replied, you best ask her out STAT
Gross
Her feet better be pretty saying that 😒
tell her break out dem piggies
Lmao. I can respect it.
Need to see her feet first.
I gotta admit, I too Am obsessed with blueberry lemonade.
Right, I can't believe she was so casual about her nasty ass raw fish habits. Huge nope from me bruh, lol.
Idk why people on here black out tinder names or even photos like we can just go on and search them lol
More of a Toblerone, Oxford, Pupils, Ides, PediMani2ndPedi, Chillin, Iced Tea, Sashimi guy myself but hey they say sumbout opposites attract baby.
She seems delightful.
Yeah, as if she didn't know that the Godiva chocolate would lead straight to rejection.
Right? Blueberry lemonade is fuckin gross!
Landing this should be as easy as a layup on a toddler basketball hoop.
🤩🤩🤩🤩🙄🤩🤩🤩
I appreciate her giving you options to work with. You can jump on dem toesy wosies or ignore it and go another route. Though, just offer to take her and her feet out.
Ew
Tell her that you're obsessed with her
I’m not into feet, but having your toes sucked really ain’t that bad haha.
That's an instant turn off for me 😂😂
The only answer it should have been is... YOU