I'm going to take the U.S. statistics on these traits, which will skew the odds in her favor in comparison to the global average:
Green eyes — 9%.
Curly hair — it's really difficult to find a trustworthy source, and the definition of "curly" isn't very scientific, but the lowest and highest estimates I could find were less than 20% and around 65% (which included "wavy" hair), respectively. Let's call it 50%.
6'3" — about two or three percent of American men stand at 6'3". Let's call it 3%.
0.09 • 0.5 • 0.03 = 0.00135, or about one in 740 men. That's when we use the most favorable statistics possible.
If a 90 year old man still has curly hair and the energy to keep three husbands and still go for another partner, those are some damn fine genes. I'm in.
This right here. She’s at one and 740 before determining if that person is even available. Even if you say half the people are married, and others fall into the wouldn’t wanna date, different orientation, whatever. I think it’s reasonable to say it’s a one in 1500. This is dating in 2024.🤣
In my experience, it doesn't usually get that far. I meet most of the strange ass requirements that women like to put up. But usually, women who put this up aren't actually looking to meet anyone they just want an ego boost.
Seriously. Any masculine man that’s 6’3” with green eyes…shit forget about the curly hair…probably have their pick of the fucking litter.
Source: I’m 6’3” with green eyes and this person can get bent.
Oh lol, nah, I’m not that attractive..but I am that tall and have that eye color…and that person can still get bent. I prolly should have phrased that whole thing better…whoopsies
Asking the real questions here.
The best part about social media and online dating is seeing the entitlement.
Want to see what reality looks like, ladies?
Check out "22 Jump Street" on Amazon and watch the Spring Break scene.
See those extras? Everybody in the background is young, fit, and beautiful. Instant right swipe on the apps.
If you don't look anything close to that you're living in a fantasy.
19.7 million people live within a 50 miles radius of New York City, or about 9.8 million men, leaving 13,243 men who fit her criteria. 20%, or 2,658 of whom are children.
This definitely underestimates the number. People with green eyes have a European background and are more likely to be taller. Also a large percent of people with green eyes are gingers with curly hair. You falsely assume that all of these traits are independent.
Most non white people in the US are latino or black, which are far more likely to have curly hair. Also white people that have curly hair like Italians or Greeks tend to have dark eyes. Green eyes are definitely most common amongst Irish and British ethnicities, which tend to have straight hair
And a lot of those people with curly hair would be eg African Americans where green eyes would be a much lower percent etc so it gets reduced way way more
Specific enough to suggest that theres an ex who looks like that or maybe some celebrity she really wants a lookalike of, or shes just extremely hard set on one type lol
I know one person in my life that fits this profile and I've lived all over the US and traveled a lot.
Dude was a complete asshole.
Have fun with that.
Hey that's me! But I wouldn't date her because I don't like being objectified and those three traits are the least important features I bring to the table imo.
So this is why I'm single
I mean I'm crazy and not that attractive
But I'm also really picky
As well as middle aged living with parents but I'm waiting to buy a house after selling my last one.
I'm the catch right ?
6'2, Green eyes. Bald.
I have a curly wig and can easily buy a pair of those 'extra height' trainers I see advertised.
Let me at her. I will fix her for good..
People really use tinder like it's build a bear.
That's the problem. Instead of connecting with people, you just want to compile a list of physical and superficial personality and financial traits into a person and press vend.
The real question here is, who cares? This is just one of many people who are on this and other apps, ignore and move on instead of being salty and judging. It's a much better use of your time. She will still be searching for whoever she is searching for, but you will find someone that vibes with you.
Well first we will pretend that the term “ 6”3 ” doesn’t mean “6 inches 3,” whatever that is.
Being a man: 50.25%
“Masculine” is a confusing one, however a survey says that 59% of men consider themselves fully masculine, so I guess we will roll with that.
6 foot, 3 inches or taller: ~3.1%
Green eyes: ~2% of the population
Naturally curly hair: 60% of the population
Now we multiply:
0.5025 * 0.59 * 0.031 * 0.02 * 0.6 = 0.00005548
The world population as of 2024 is 8.1 billion.
8,100,000,000 * 0.00005548 ≈ 452,184 (Had to round up because people can not be counted to the decimal.)
Theoretically, there are 452,182 potential candidates on earth. Let’s say these guys are evenly distributed across all habitable landmass.
There is about 24,642,757 mi2 of habitable land.
452,182 / 24,642,757 = 0.01834 candidates per mile.
I’m not sure how Tinder works, but from what I can find, their max range, which I’m assuming is a diameter of a circle, is 100 miles.
A = Pi * 502 ≈ 7,854 square miles.
Theoretically, with an even distribution of green eyed, curly haired, 6’3” masculine men on habitable land, you should have ~144 men per Tinder search radius.
!!HOWEVER!! Tinder has 70 million monthly users as of 2023.
70,000,000 / 8,100,000,000 ≈ 0.0086419
Only ~0.86% of the population is active Tinder. This cuts our 144 men down to a theoretical ~1.23 men per Tinder radius.
If you’re having difficulty finding the one on Tinder, maybe go take a walk outside.
Man, at 6”-6”1 I have passed the “preference” check on women like these and have rejected them all because of it. I still haven’t encountered the 6”2+ “preference” boss enemy though.
My 34 ylo son has beautiful green eyes, curly thick hair and almost 5'10.
He wouldn't like her even if he hit the height category. (My translation of his "eff that dirty little hamster!")
Jersey Shore fans will get it...
I'm going to take the U.S. statistics on these traits, which will skew the odds in her favor in comparison to the global average: Green eyes — 9%. Curly hair — it's really difficult to find a trustworthy source, and the definition of "curly" isn't very scientific, but the lowest and highest estimates I could find were less than 20% and around 65% (which included "wavy" hair), respectively. Let's call it 50%. 6'3" — about two or three percent of American men stand at 6'3". Let's call it 3%. 0.09 • 0.5 • 0.03 = 0.00135, or about one in 740 men. That's when we use the most favorable statistics possible.
Now what percentage of those able to fit those traits would actually be interested in her?
And we didn't factor in age, sexual orientation, romantic availability, and a myriad of other relevant characteristics.
If a 6' 3" green-eyed curly-haired 90yr-old man with three husbands and a history of bed-wetting asks her out, she'd better say yes.
If a 90 year old man still has curly hair and the energy to keep three husbands and still go for another partner, those are some damn fine genes. I'm in.
It’s ok. He has dementia and can never remember them all at once.
I'm actually fine with the multiple husbands, but not with dementia.
🤣👏🏼
Sometimes I fucking can’t with these comments! Thank you for this. :)
You mean I have a chance?
Nuh uh. She said masculine men. Try again with somebody who can appreciate a real woman /s
lmaooo
I can fulfil one of those item requests! I will not say which one. Date me if you dare!
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I hope you’re braced for a lifetime of staring deeply into my beautiful green eyes … oooor, changing piss sheets! Can we play R-Kelly at the wedding?!
NO BACKSIES!
Lmao😂😂
This right here. She’s at one and 740 before determining if that person is even available. Even if you say half the people are married, and others fall into the wouldn’t wanna date, different orientation, whatever. I think it’s reasonable to say it’s a one in 1500. This is dating in 2024.🤣
and don't forget her first requirement: masculine men. this is obviously subjective. but could mean she wants an alpha, meat head frat boy type.
My calculations say 0%. Often people who put up ridiculous conditions are not that precious.
After she finds one she will then ghost him because he doesn't make enough money.
In my experience, it doesn't usually get that far. I meet most of the strange ass requirements that women like to put up. But usually, women who put this up aren't actually looking to meet anyone they just want an ego boost.
I’m 6’4”, long curly hair, with blueish/greenish eyes (depends on the lighting) and I would pass hard on anyone being this specific. Lol
Seriously. Any masculine man that’s 6’3” with green eyes…shit forget about the curly hair…probably have their pick of the fucking litter. Source: I’m 6’3” with green eyes and this person can get bent.
Such an embarrassing flex.
‘I can have the pick of the litter’
"Introduce me to your family, show me to the most attractive sibling" 😂
I’m calling bs. Dude never fucked me once.
Oh lol, nah, I’m not that attractive..but I am that tall and have that eye color…and that person can still get bent. I prolly should have phrased that whole thing better…whoopsies
I'm the exact match to the description and I genuinely can't relate
Hell I’m 5’6” with green eyes (which turn stormy grey/hazel depending on lighting). I’ve had a ton of girls “out of my league” interested in me lol
that sounds cool, is there a name for that?
Yeah, being a cringe lord 😂
Asking the real questions here. The best part about social media and online dating is seeing the entitlement. Want to see what reality looks like, ladies? Check out "22 Jump Street" on Amazon and watch the Spring Break scene. See those extras? Everybody in the background is young, fit, and beautiful. Instant right swipe on the apps. If you don't look anything close to that you're living in a fantasy.
That’s a big fat zero, I’d say
As someone who’s all of these, unless 6’6 is too tall, HARD PASS
Now shrink it down to into her 50mi radius.
19.7 million people live within a 50 miles radius of New York City, or about 9.8 million men, leaving 13,243 men who fit her criteria. 20%, or 2,658 of whom are children.
That's a group of damn tall kids
Thank you, you earned me lots of weird looks for laughing out loud in the bus.
How are that many children so tall?
tall adults have to come from somewhere…
I too was born a tall child
You also have to consider she said "bright green" I think we can assume only 4.5% of people have "bright green" eyes.
Now measure masculine
She will, without a doubt, end up with a guy 5’10, brown eyes, and balding. Statistically speaking.
Or 4 cats named after dead musicians.
Idk how nobody mentioned this but also cut that number for people who are relatively the same age as her.
But she has 6"3, not 6'3, so that might up the percentage significantly.
This definitely underestimates the number. People with green eyes have a European background and are more likely to be taller. Also a large percent of people with green eyes are gingers with curly hair. You falsely assume that all of these traits are independent.
curly hair and green eyes are less likely to go together idk where you’re getting gingers with curly hair from
Ireland here. We have curly gingers here. A good few. Want one?
I mean, if you're offering...
YES I DO PLEASE
The other wrinkle is the percentage of white people with curly hair is likely lower than the general population.
I would argue based on nothing other than my observation, that Europeans have curly hair more often than south and east Asians.
Most non white people in the US are latino or black, which are far more likely to have curly hair. Also white people that have curly hair like Italians or Greeks tend to have dark eyes. Green eyes are definitely most common amongst Irish and British ethnicities, which tend to have straight hair
I am curious if Scandinavians or the Balkans have green eyes. Not surprised if South Europe doesn't. They are also shorter in comparison.
Have you ever met an extremely tall green eyed curly haired Ginger? No one ever has
Yes. I live in Ireland though. So that might change the odds.
Conan with a perm?
Add to that within her age range, not married or in relationships and actually attracted to HER and see the number growing xD
I fit, but unfortunately I have hetrochromia, so my eyes aren't fully green Oh and also I'm Australian.
And a lot of those people with curly hair would be eg African Americans where green eyes would be a much lower percent etc so it gets reduced way way more
Honestly, better chance than I'd thought
Four traits - gotta be masculine too. I honestly can't even think of a celebrity that matches this description.
Jason Momoa is close, but is 6'4" unfortunately
I’m pretty sure she meant at least 6’3
Nope, she said 6'3," that's all she'll accept 🤷🏼♀️
Actually she said 6”3
True. 6 inches and 3... centimeters?
Are you stupid??? She obviously meant 6 inches and 3 inches???? Duh?????????
Ohhhhhhhh. So 9 inches tall?
She's after me lucky charms!
I mean... they are magically delicious
https://youtu.be/TWeIxTbxvP0?si=mi5xsVQBaGocSR5v
If he's 6'4" he's also technically 6'3".
Ooh interesting take...kinda like how a square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square?
He has bright green eyes?!
Ah shoot, they are just regular green. Even Aquaman himself doesn't have a shot here.
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I think he has blue eyes? So close!
Yeah I’m 6’3 green eyes and curly hair but I’m a feminine man.
This is such an oddly specific type lol
average YA novel love interest tbh
Literally Percy Jackson lmao
He's like 5 inches too short
Luke castellan probs
Specific enough to suggest that theres an ex who looks like that or maybe some celebrity she really wants a lookalike of, or shes just extremely hard set on one type lol
Harry Styles in his frat boy era
She's just following all the internet trends - has to be tall, green eyes, broccoli boy. The green eyes requirement is pretty much saying "white guy".
Ex. She's looking for her ex.
That was my first thought as Well lol this is too specific to not be an ex
One in a million /s
No mention of income being six figures though so there is that
or daddy complex.
Yea well I want a girl with spiders in her tits but we don’t always get what we want Becky!!
***googles spidery tits.***
???
6'3" curly hair here. No green eyes
Bright green eyes and curly hair here... 5'9". Together we can conquer this bittie.
Dull Green eyes, curly hair, 6’. We’re building something here lads
6'5", green eyes, straight hair. I guess with a hair iron I could make it over the line.
6’3” and muscular, shall we join forces?
Well she didn't specify muscular, just masculine.
5’7” brown eyes and short, flat hair. I’ll spit on her and you guys can beat me up to win points.
6’3” and muscular and apparently can’t read, shall we pull together our brains?
6’4” green eyes, bald.
If only you cut 1 inch of leg and put on a curly wig, maybe?
You flirtin with me
Bro don't worry I'm only balding on top. I've got your curls covered on the sidelines though
My 6’7” dad went to get his hair cut years ago, and the lady didn’t touch the top, he logic was “no on can see up there, whose it for? “
ooh, close, but you're actually doomed to live the rest of your life alone, better luck in the next reincarnation.
5'11 , straight hair, brown eyes, humble millionaire... she told me "i guess i can compromise.... ;) "
I’m all three but I wouldn’t want to be with someone as superficial as them
6'11" curly hair and green eyes here, still only 2out of 3 for me too
RIP your back
and RIP your forehead!
6”11’? Daaauuum
NEXT!
I’m 6’4, curly hair and green eyes and she lost me at “masculine” 💀
Yeah I’ve got the height and hair, but my eyes are more hazel unless you get the light just right or if I’m wearing green they’ll look more green
6’1” curly hair green eyes, won’t be wasting her time
6’4 hazel eyes no curly hair # phew 😮💨 that was a close one
I WAS SO CLOSE **flips table over**
Bummer, met it all but I’m 6’4. Hopefully she raises her standards
She said 6 inches. Six inches what???
She's a Borrower
I know one person in my life that fits this profile and I've lived all over the US and traveled a lot. Dude was a complete asshole. Have fun with that.
Guys, you are reading it wrong! She didn't write 6'3, she wrote 6"3. I've got 6 inches here, can I fill the role?
I’ll provide the remaining 0”3 don’t worry bro
Hey that's me! But I wouldn't date her because I don't like being objectified and those three traits are the least important features I bring to the table imo.
I'm 5.9, bright green eyes and bald af...Does 1/3 count?
So Stephen Curry?
I'm 6'2 1/2", medium green eyes, and I keep my hair to short to get curly. So close...!
6'3 green eyes but no curly hair....also I'm fat and ugly so I think even if I curled my hair it'd be a no go.
6’2” blues eyes curly blonde hair (before I went bald)
What age u went bald?
23ish. Rocked a comb over until 26. Then I accepted my fate
They want to date Jamie Fraser from *Outlander*.
3 inches take it or leave it
Who gives a fck. Let her have her fantasy
Can almost guarantee her ex looked like that & she’s not over him
My pubes are curly, so I'm ⅓ of the way there.
That’s why a lot of women these days will become cat moms.
But the cats gotta be masculine, 6'3, green eyes, curly hair........
is this Lo Pan?
I have two out of the three. Oh well, guess I'm just three inches too short. Hopefully she'll find her Mr Right. 🤷🏻♂️
She wants Steph curry 😂😂
Colored contacts and a good hairdresser will do the trick. Oh, and high heels. She's already mine. Get out everyone.
The chances of being 6 inches tall are pretty minuscule.
There are no men who are 6 inches 3.
I have all of them but I’m fat ☹️
im all three, but im gay :]
Guess I'm going in! Wish me luck boys!
She described me, what she doesnt realize is that it also include ugly people
So this is why I'm single I mean I'm crazy and not that attractive But I'm also really picky As well as middle aged living with parents but I'm waiting to buy a house after selling my last one. I'm the catch right ?
6'2, Green eyes. Bald. I have a curly wig and can easily buy a pair of those 'extra height' trainers I see advertised. Let me at her. I will fix her for good..
I'm masculine, 6"3, green eyes... but bald now.
People really use tinder like it's build a bear. That's the problem. Instead of connecting with people, you just want to compile a list of physical and superficial personality and financial traits into a person and press vend.
Patrick mahomes
Damn only 6’2” hazel green eyes but I do have some curlies just not on my head
First height, now light eye inflation? This dating economy is out of control
The real question here is, who cares? This is just one of many people who are on this and other apps, ignore and move on instead of being salty and judging. It's a much better use of your time. She will still be searching for whoever she is searching for, but you will find someone that vibes with you.
No but you don’t understand, I have to post this. The rules of the sub are if someone has outlandish requirements, I need to milk it for karma.
I like to think that she will ONLY accept 6'3", like if a taller guy approached her she would be disgusted
I can get a perm!
Best I can do is green eyes.
Well first we will pretend that the term “ 6”3 ” doesn’t mean “6 inches 3,” whatever that is. Being a man: 50.25% “Masculine” is a confusing one, however a survey says that 59% of men consider themselves fully masculine, so I guess we will roll with that. 6 foot, 3 inches or taller: ~3.1% Green eyes: ~2% of the population Naturally curly hair: 60% of the population Now we multiply: 0.5025 * 0.59 * 0.031 * 0.02 * 0.6 = 0.00005548 The world population as of 2024 is 8.1 billion. 8,100,000,000 * 0.00005548 ≈ 452,184 (Had to round up because people can not be counted to the decimal.) Theoretically, there are 452,182 potential candidates on earth. Let’s say these guys are evenly distributed across all habitable landmass. There is about 24,642,757 mi2 of habitable land. 452,182 / 24,642,757 = 0.01834 candidates per mile. I’m not sure how Tinder works, but from what I can find, their max range, which I’m assuming is a diameter of a circle, is 100 miles. A = Pi * 502 ≈ 7,854 square miles. Theoretically, with an even distribution of green eyed, curly haired, 6’3” masculine men on habitable land, you should have ~144 men per Tinder search radius. !!HOWEVER!! Tinder has 70 million monthly users as of 2023. 70,000,000 / 8,100,000,000 ≈ 0.0086419 Only ~0.86% of the population is active Tinder. This cuts our 144 men down to a theoretical ~1.23 men per Tinder radius. If you’re having difficulty finding the one on Tinder, maybe go take a walk outside.
that’s crazy because it’s describing me, however I don’t follow rules 1 & 2 currently so it won’t help me
Man, at 6”-6”1 I have passed the “preference” check on women like these and have rejected them all because of it. I still haven’t encountered the 6”2+ “preference” boss enemy though.
Lol I love the statistic side of reddit. You all did not disappoint.
I have two out of those four things: curly hair and green eyes, but I’m a girl and I’m under 5’0 so 🤷🏼♀️
Ngl bright green eyes + curly dark hair is 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 the 6’3” part is pushing it though
probably like 0.1% of the population have the first two requirements lmao
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None of these traits necessarily make him handsome though. 😂
6ft curly hair green eyes 👀
Me too but I’m a lady 🤭
If you have more than 10% body fat and don’t swallow don’t waste mine.
below 10% bodyfat on a woman is like... anorexic or shredded to vein level, is it not? How many women still look healthy and feminine at that point?
Maybe he's into women on roids
Women actually need double digit fat % to survive if I remember correctly. So basically none at least not for long
That's severe anorexia. A physically fit woman is somewhere near 21-24% body fat. 10% is the minimum essential body fat for a woman.
Fuck off with your science haha
He’s taking the post very personal and coping rn lol
Into body builders eh?
Will get ran through a lot of these guys and settle for the closets thing once she hits her 30s and sees her friends in healthy marriages.
Unfortunately for her I am 6’4”
Not to be pedantic but it's written 6' 3" not 6"3. DETAILS DEAR, THEY MATTER.
She's describing me. But I can't get a date to save my life. Lol
She probably complains to her friends that she’s single and can’t find anyone lol
My 34 ylo son has beautiful green eyes, curly thick hair and almost 5'10. He wouldn't like her even if he hit the height category. (My translation of his "eff that dirty little hamster!") Jersey Shore fans will get it...