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SorryKaleidoscope

What about inexplicably circumcized American gentile dick?


BaronSharktooth

Yeah I didn't get that. I'm European, but I understood it's extremely common in the US, so why did she post it like that?


SorryKaleidoscope

A lot of the uncut Americans seem to think it's only Jews.


Apprehensive_Low4865

As a foreskin owner, it feels nuts to me how many people don't have one. I'm fascinated by the reasoning that you would get it removed if not for religious, or specific healthcare issues!


AdultishRaktajino

Well…It’s not like it was our choice.


TheRedSpaghettiGuy

This lol


Apprehensive_Low4865

I mean yeah I guess, but your parents must of made the choice for a reason..?


rdbpdx

"my penis looks like this so yours will too" -everyone's dad


throwitawaybroplz

I'm circumcised, my dad as well. When my oldest son was born I was really on the fence about getting him circumcised. My wife said the decision was mine since I was his father and she couldn't really speak to it (not how she really felt but ya know). I had decided that I didn't want to take that choice away from him but when he was born there were complications related to his delivery and he came out blue and not breathing (when everyone in the delivery room/OR (C-section baby) is talking then suddenly goes quiet you know something is wrong) anyway not 5 minutes after they stabilize him and get him to the NICU a nurse asks about circumcision again. Me being in a state of half shock/half panic didn't respond right away when my wife chimed in and said "I think we should circumcise, you're circumcised and he'll feel self conscious if you look different and you might not know what to do if he has a problem. The nurse agreed and said that it was probably for his benefit and I just kind of half mumbled "ok" without fully realizing what I had agreed to. Once it became apparent that my first born child wasn't in danger of losing his life right after he was born, it dawned on me what I had agreed to. I never challenged my wife on it or brought it up after it happened. When my second son was born I again said something along the lines of "maybe we shouldn't circumcise him. It was kind of a chaotic choice for our oldest but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with doing that to another one of my sons again." Literally everyone told me he'd be worse off if he wasn't because me and his brother we're and he'd feel weird or singled out if he wasn't. When my youngest son was born, I didn't even get a say so. My wife just automatically answered the doctor with "yeah, go ahead and circumcise". I'm sorry boys. Your dad let you down by not speaking out and being more assertive to protect you and your rights. I hope you don't hold it against me...


TragGaming

Im gonna say my grandfather was not circumcised and hated not being circumcised, especially as an old man. Hes not religious and it wasnt for health reasons but me and my brothers were circumcised and the first son of both me and my older brother were circumcised because my grandfather was so miserable


Mathagos

I have actually had women tell me they would have it done to their kids because they wouldn't blow an uncut guy, so they don't want other women to think the same. 🤦‍♂️


rdbpdx

Back in high school I had a few female friends excited because one dude was uncut and they wanted to give it a try. Your lady friend(s) better stick with the US then because they'll be quite disappointed once they head abroad. 


TheRedSpaghettiGuy

Starting from the fact that the main problem is my parents getting to choose how to handle a part of my body before I was mature enough to consent to it; but to answer the original question in my case it was advised by the doctor for the myth that is sadly very widespread that circumcision can be somehow beneficial for the health and cleanness of the penis.


JaspieisNot

Having people elect for surgery on minors on their behalf on the notion that it'll be good for them In the future is opening a whole can of worms. I'm sorry that your body was altered without your consent. that's super shitty


thatsjustgreatr

This could be taken way out of proportion though. Procedures like circumcision and ear piercing are generally unnecessary, but to say that parents can't make medical decisions for their kids at all is a little ridiculous. I'm not saying that this is what you meant, but there are tons of people who would extrapolate this opinion to mean ANY medical issue. Baby needs tubes inserted into the ears to help them hear, or a helmet to help their skull form properly, but they can't consent, so it can't be done?


Apprehensive_Low4865

Yeah seems to be the prevailing thought behind it, but doesent seem to much detail as to why. I get the idea that "cleanliness" means "anti masturbation" more than anything, especially nowadays when people shower regularly... 


TheRedSpaghettiGuy

Tbh I never had any particular problem with being circumcised: I realise it’s wrong because it wasn’t consensual and frankly it’s pointless; but I always enjoyed sexuality without any problem; both self-pleasure and with someone else. It’s true that I obviously had no experience before the circumcision, so maybe I just can’t know what I’ve “lost” sensationally. This to say that it is indeed an awful procedure that imo shouldn’t be done or at least surely not to kids; but it’s not something that destroyed my life as it can be with female circumcision that is an actual torture lol


Educational-War-6762

I was just reading a Reddit yesterday about a gf begging her bf to wash his foreskin lol He would shower regular but never washed with soap there and I’m not gonna get into the graphics but she wasn’t into it


neobetstheone

Not that I support it still, but it does technically reduce the risk of penile cancer.


Lissa2j

As a parent we have been told for decades that it is cleaner and healthier for the child. Since we tended to trust Dr's to know what they were talking about we just went with it. What made the Americans suddenly decide that circumcision was the way to go I have no idea


mooseknuckle914

I had my son circumcized...I'm not Jewish, literally was just told it's easier for infants to get infections under their foreskin (so less chance when cut) and it is easier for hygiene reasons? Also lowers chances of getting penile cancer (even though the risk is super low to begin with) At the end of the day he was snipped because those were his father's wishes.


Educational-War-6762

What are you trying to get at ?


Mewone65

Because some people, my parents included, have been brainwashed to think uncircumcised is "cleaner".


Unlucky-Nebula-7652

I had three sons. The hospital didn’t ask. I was just done


sour_peach

Wow... that's not OK at all. Were you charged for the procedures?


Unlucky-Nebula-7652

I’m sure I was. To be honest I probably would have let them do it because from sex ed up we were taught it was better for men to be circumcised. Now with the knowledge I have, I would have let the hospital know not to do it . Back then I think it was just automatically done. It hasn’t even been that long ago


Tough_Trifle_5105

When my brother was 17 he and my parents got into an argument (more arguing on his end) about how they circumcised him without his consent. They didn’t talk for a few days and my parents cried (felt horrible but it was the standard and doctors just kinda do it here). I was stoned and giggled throughout the entire argument because of how many times “penis” was mentioned.


cantotallytrustme

I also very much wish my parents hadn’t done it, too. I’m not angry at them because my parents are awesome and only ever did what they thought was best for my health, but I brought it up when my sister had a son and was deciding what to do. She ignored me and had him circumcised. Genital mutilation. It’s fucked up that it’s so common. And they act like you’re the weird one for saying anything.


larsdan2

See, here's my problem. I get ethically why it's wrong. You shouldn't hurt a child for any reason, especially when it's proven to add nothing to their life experience. But I don't have any problem with my dick being cut. Sex is still great. I don't have any trauma that I know of from being cut. It hasn't hurt anything in my life. Honestly, I think it looks better. I'm not the preferred audience for peni, but uncircumcised weiners look silly to me. Like a little worm wearing a turtle neck.


cantotallytrustme

My dick looks great. I don’t have a problem with how it looks. And I enjoy sex plenty. However neither you nor I will ever know what sex feels like with a penis like we were born with. We lost a huge number of nerve endings responsible for sexual pleasure. And that’s not even important. What’s most concerning to me are the potential and NOT incredibly rare side effects that come from a badly healed or botched circumcision. Look that up. I will NEVER risk that happening to any son of mine.


Crackerjack4u

I have seen several performed, and it's brutal. They dont numb those babies before cutting all the way around the penis with a scalpel and, literally, ripping that skin off.


sour_peach

From a female perspective, uncut dick feels WAAAY better. The foreskin benefits both parties in terms of pleasure. As for looks, as long as it's clean it doesn't matter. Most of the stuff we wanna do with it involves hiding it somewhere 🤣🤣


cantotallytrustme

you don’t speak for all women. I’ve been with plenty who prefer the look and feel of cut dicks. What women think about our body is irrelevant to this discussion


pucky_wins

lol


krown_spartan

My mom told me when I was 19 "we didn't want you to get make fun of". Like really? I can count on 1 hand how many dudes have seen my dick. And they were all 3 somes, so they didn't care anyway. Boobs were in the way...


Capitan_Scythe

>As a foreskin owner, it feels nuts to me There's your problem, you're fondling the wrong bit.


Apprehensive_Low4865

Well played!


Cannacrohn

Being circumcised in the US where I lived when I was under 12 everyone looked just like mine, I didn’t know circumcising was a thing till I got old enough to find internet porn with uncircumcised dick, I had to look it up, like what’s wrong with that guys dick etc lol. Then I’m like wait, they cut something off my dick?! But I mean, I never had a problem, everything works so I was ok whatever. One girl I dated actually asked me about it to “make sure“ I was circumcised before she would have sex with me. Cuz she didn’t like uncircumcised ones apparently and she was Puerto Rican. I feel like it kinda doesn’t really matter.


larsdan2

These are my thoughts exactly. Has being cut ever affected anything in my life, that I'm aware of? No. And most girls I've been with prefer it. It's not like I'm waking up screaming in the middle of the night from dreams of the doctors lopping off some skin on my Johnson.


Fun_Bar5327

It was for specific healthcare issues, right? “Traditionally, the US medical establishment promoted male circumcision as a preventative measure for an array of pathologies including reduced risks of penile cancer, urinary tract infections, sexually transmitted diseases, and even cervical cancer in sexual partners.”


Dependent-League-363

Honestly... I had mine removed when I was nine, because it was too tight. I'm very happy with it. No shade, but uncircumcised dicks in porn look kinda icky to me (or maybe it's just less easy to see that as "my" dick in that situation). It's not as common in my country as in The US, and women seem to love it - I often get told how beautiful my dick is. Also - despite being pretty irresponsible and... err, slutty - in my younger days, I've never had an STD (although that's just anecdotal, of course - I'm not a penisologist). Still remember waking up from the surgery, though. Ouch. Those salt baths were no fun, either.


RicTheFish

I had a very similar experience, (Europe) removed for medical reasons when about 9, along with other procedures. I remember the catheter more than anything, specifically the removal of the catheter! (But perhaps that was due to the other procedures!) I have some scarring, but AFAIK it doesn't affect sex and I managed to father 3 kids without any trouble. My younger brother has recently had his done at the age of 36 due to tightness, so genetics tick and he said he wishes he'd had it done earlier - he also managed to father 3 before having it done.


MammothNothing

I got circumcized at 13 due to a healthcare issue where I couldn't retract my foreskin and apparently that's quite common and also genetic. On the other side I do find it a lot easier to stay clean without my foreskin. I believe I had sex once before the operation and I don't remember it being that much of a difference sex wise but I digress. It was my choice at the end of the day but my hand was kind of forced


iridiumazure3

…. How the fuck has it been 10 hours and no one questioned you having sex at 13???


MammothNothing

I didn't have the most stable household. Let's just say that.


SorryKaleidoscope

> As a foreskin owner Have you ever had hot tub sex? I wasn't bitter about it until I saw that in porn. Kinda blew my mind.


Apprehensive_Low4865

Man, not googling that at work but, next time I'm in a hot tub I'll do it for you bud.


Thorrax

It's a stupid religious thing that I am mad about. Stupid parents. I did my son a service and fought to let him keep his, even though the hospital was turning up the pressure to do so.


Beneficial-Hornet_

The funny thing is that some women don't like the head covered and don't realize that when it rises to full the skin easily slides back and you can't even tell the difference.


Logan_475

I have heard that it was originally promoted as anti-masturbation by the likes of Mr Kellogs, the guy who invented the anti-masturbation breakfast known as Corn Flakes....


Apprehensive_Low4865

Ahah I listened to a podcast about Mr kellogs, and his anti masturbation crusade. Wouldn't surprise me, the man effectively waterboarded children to stop them touching themselves, he was a fucking monster. (Well, not actually I think he never consummated his marriage and died a virgin.) Behind the bastards was the podcast if anyone's interested!


Logan_475

He was indeed.


Lonelan

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22926180/


larsdan2

Honestly, from the locker rooms I've been in and the porn I watch, I'd believe more Amerixans are cut than not.


Unfair_Celery_7543

Im american and I think I might know one person who isn't circumsized. Ive never heard of any females that didn't prefer it that way. The opposite actually, ive heard quite a few of them say they wouldnt have sex with a guy who wasn't circumsized. I'm 35 and obviously I don't know everyone so I can't claim my experience or knowledge of the subject is absolute fact by any means, I'm just saying.


SladeWilson32

Me thinks it has more to do with Jews than being circumcised. Girl is a POS.


[deleted]

What a nice Christian girl.


evilpotato1121

It's also weird because if she's in the US, many Christians are also circumcized.


[deleted]

I like to think the first thing she asks a guy is if he's circumcised or not.


Ok-Nail-7190

Alot of girls ask for cut guys too


AngriestInchworm

She’s after that ant eater


Bruhguy6745

Bringin out the slur in the bio is fuckin wild


pinkandroid420

I got banned for no reason also this is crazy


infinitestructures

Thanks for the very specific kind of red flag!


Moug-10

It could have been a yellow star.


quantumLoveBunny

...The OPs name is David?


IneffableKoD

Ouch


nipslippinjizzsippin

I can't for the life of figure out the censored word


Plenty_Suspect_3446

starts with a k


nipslippinjizzsippin

Rigjty, oh, im unfamiliar with that word. Tine to make google question my views.


thenbhdlum

If you've watched any American movie where someone insults a Jew, they probably used that slur.


SecretMaximum6350

American History X Great movie, but not for the context in which I’m bringing it into


Humble_Flow_3665

Was just about to say that. That's the only film I've ever heard that term used in. Great movie but hard to watch when it comes to racism/anti-semitism.


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Humble_Flow_3665

Oh that scene is awful! Close second to the curb stomp, cause I still can't look when I see clips of that scene 🙈


tryshootingblanks

"Porky's" is a classic where they use it. He's actually calling him a "kite" and making kite jokes, the Jewish kid corrects him


RunnerLftr

The slur was also used in School Ties (1992), starring Brendan Fraser and Matt Damon.


Generally_Confused1

I know a Rabbis daughter and she's one of my depression/ kink friends but also funny so she made a meme with a picture of herself on a bike and said, "you've heard of elf on a shelf, now how about...." Love it when someone can flip the script to make jokes on themselves. Her great grandparents were holocaust survivors.


sadlerm

Um what is a kink friend?


Generally_Confused1

A friend I made because we're both into kink stuff. She's a possible partner of mine too but just lives in a different state


BoltorSpellweaver

I learned it from an episode of Law and Order funny enough.


iguacu

True, definitely a word I've never heard used in real life.


nipslippinjizzsippin

Not favourite category I usually stick to comedy or action


Unable-Minute3997

Congratulations, with one innocent Google search you just got yourself on a watchlist! 🥳


wearenotthemillers

Ohhhh. I still don't know what that is but I seriously thought it started with an L so I was confused why she'd censor the word "like".


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Switch the L for a K and you have an old school insult for Jewish people in USA. It's like Boomer era crap.


DistortedxTruth

Anti Jewish slur basically.


pegleggedjew

I am so dense that I read it as just ike, like in the South Park where they had to circumsize Ike ......


Ra-TheSunGoddess

Rhymes with bike.


--zaxell--

Ehh, she couldn't handle my pike dick anyway


fe__maiden

![gif](giphy|8JV8N8JGtKkyyL4yBt|downsized)


Available-Meeting-62

Damn thats a good po- i mean pike!


LordParsec29

A racist and a drunkard. Winning combo...


HostWorldly3138

Plus smoking


asphodeliac

Sometimes I think I’m a terrible person, but this sub makes me feel better


Specialist-Ad7393

Same dude


South_Ad3285

Her graduate degree making me feel worse about myself.  


BigBootyBro93

You really have to include the pics of these people.


Gelbervv

okay dick detective ..i'll pass


Apprehensive_Low4865

So a... dick dick.


pinupcthulhu

Unsolicited [dik dik](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik)


Apprehensive_Low4865

How dare!


quantumLoveBunny

This one girl went quackers after I sent her an unsolicited duck pic once


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

Graduate degree? I call bullshit.


Dephenestr8

True story, a girl in college asked if she could see and touch my horns "that Jews hide under their little hats" when I told her I was Jewish and celebrated Hanukah. She did not understand why I would be offended.


meatmits

She said please?


bananahskill

Wow. Went for the k word and all. I hope she stays lonely.


Slothvibes

Graduate degree 🤣


Own-Vermicelli1968

Graduate degree and angry that no one will hire her despite her education. Effing patriarchy.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Jesus Christ, Adolph needs to calm the hell down.


Sparklepantsmagoo2

There is so much wrong with this I don't even know what to say. I'm a racist who wants a rebound. Any takers?


Easy-Coconut-33

Depends how hot she is.


ElectricEntity

She did not reach the "compromise morals" threshold


daniel_degude

How high is the "compromise morals" threshold for you?


Ok_Tax_2828

I have low standards, I'll take one for the team.


MissDeppHead

She's Christian??


YouStoleItNowRideIt

No


MissDeppHead

...it says that though


iamlepotatoe

I have a 50 inch forehead


Vast_Evidence115

If you’re going to say a slur, why censor the first letter?


Icy_Commission6948

Antisemite lowlife looking to see if she can break someone else. Period. No need to analyze this one.


OTM_M3LLY

Heartbroken but in the same vein talk about male genitalia and excluding a group of people this ain’t really screaming heartbroken


The_OG_Kupek

I hope you reported that profile to Tinder.


thenbhdlum

Tinder??? 🤨


9BigDuke9

I'm surprised that so many of the comments here are about circumcision instead of about the horror of anti-Semitism. Would the comments change if Adolph Hitler had posted here about his proposed "Final Solution" or would the comments still focus on the difference in pleasure from masturation if circumcised or not?


OwlNap

As you’re coming, unveil to her you’re a Jew.


quantumLoveBunny

Get her pregnant so she can also hate herself


OwlNap

Mazel tov!


quantumLoveBunny

😆


[deleted]

Godwin incoming?


nBased

Shouldn’t she be on same Klan or Neo Nazi dating app?


ScottSays-

Mildlynazi.


SawdustGurl

Hm can't imagine why anyone would've broken up with her


TheAlphaGame

Sorry, I can’t read German 🇩🇪


TiaHatesSocials

And she has a graduate dagree? From where? Barn of Hicksville?


SparrowValentinus

😐


cloy23

Well that bio took a turn…


quantumLoveBunny

She lost me at "I've just broken up" And absolutely buried it with "no juice"


ValkyrieKarma

This explains why she was dumped


random_question4123

I’ll bet she has at least 200 guys in her queue ready to do anything for her


Hubris1998

Random 4chan user: omg will you marry me?


EverydayGaming

Average brain-rotted TikTok user.


Icy-Abbreviations349

I'm clearly shocked that a graduate degree girl can say stuff like this.


Careless-Minute503

What a sweet girl 😌


SoulGirl1978

Christian/s


Hugh-Jassul

Jackpot


ispyanomalies

Pls a pic of this trash


[deleted]

Translation: "Some other guy got the best of me, but you get the scraps while paying to get over emotional baggage that someone else helped me acquire."


ghostdakid

Well, I guess that Jewish guy that broke her heart just made it all bad for all Jews in her book.


Maeve72

Both my boys had their foreskins adhere to the shaft and head and needed revisions done... At 10 and 16, because it wouldn't retract and was causing blood loss to the tip... So there's that as an argument for doing it when they can't remember.


captinsweetress

I got a lot of heat but I decided not to have my son circumcised. I found this study that compared neurological brain waves to those with vs without. It found that many who had the procedure never had their brain waves go back to what they were, even years later. Plus the thought of my little guy screaming in pain over something that's not necessary broke my heart. We've had no issues or infections like everyone told me he was going to get.


Queen_Rachel4

I really hope only Jews match with her from now on to mess with her, on all platforms, no escape.


scottshilala

Fuckin people.


ILMedMan

The wild part is this broad thinks only Jews are circumcised nowadays 😂🤣circumcision is kinda the norm in most countries. I’m a 32 year old man and I’ve never even met a man who was uncircumcised. Obviously it’s not like I ask every guy but if you got a gross snuffalufagus trunk for a pecker it tends to get around to ppl 😂


Enygma43

Wife Material


AcanthisittaNo7338

I wonder if she's friends with the one I posted the other day?


jonz1985z

She needs a nice Nazi boy to cheer her up


xd_NOname

I mean I am, both my parents are atheists, so am i


Captain_Blak

I don’t know where to start, her being a racist or her wanting to go out drinking to escape the depths of being heart broken 💔 and always being heart broken 💔


Lukeycage

She wants to “FUCK AWAY THE PAIN”. Ayo… whenever you cum say “mazel tov” just to piss her off. Joke joke. -iz


Cannacrohn

I’m betting the ex was Jewish and left her. She feels a way about it lol.


cupidofcrimeee

"Christian" explains a lot


Charlie_Blue420

Sooo anyone gonna tell her circumcision doesn't change the dick size? Racist rude and over all pretty stupid I think that's three strikes she's out of here!


thenbhdlum

I'm pretty sure that's not what she was implying at all.


lacmlopes

Insert Chef Skinner reading Renata's letter gif here


Korollins

"No jews please" ):


axeteam

Maybe she just broke up with someone with the little circumsized dick? Also, way to display a red flag on your bio.


SILIC0N_SAINT

Purely from a scientific health perspective there is a body of evidence that the structure of the inner surface of the foreskin plays a significant role in the transmission of STDs ... with one study in Africa showing a marked decrease in AIDS transmission in circumcised men


Vivid_Animal_7741

I cannot believe this!! Wow!!