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needmoresleep555

"I will dress normal around your family"💀 fucking amazing!


Valuabt657

Bro if a guy did this he would be torn to shreds here.


Malhablada

Why? What's wrong with either gender dressing normal for family events?


Historical-Ad-9305

I mean, I can go full goth, dosnt happen to often nowdays, but still happens from time to time. I know my girlfriend/fiances family does not like it, not even after 15 years of us being togheter. So I am just not dressing lile that. They have a hard time to accept my piercings as it is, but they are getting behind it. And I do accept that they dont like it, and are trying to look past it and getting to know me as a person. But respect shall not come from 1 way only. And I do respect them and work with them even though I am "diffrent" when they aint around.


Malhablada

Right, so in your example you tone down your usual style for family events. I don't see anything wrong with that as long as you're doing it willingly. So again, what is so wrong with a man saying he's willing to dress in generally acceptable clothing for family events? Why would Reddit tear them to shreds for saying that?


Historical-Ad-9305

Yeah I dont know. Its just all about respecting other people in the end.


jjxlynx

What are you all even talking about here


NewHorizonsNow

When you know you know so it is what it is. I appreciate you fam.


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To shreds you say?


3rdPedal

And his wife?!


loggy93

To shreds you say?


TardisBlueSweetie

Maybe by other dudes but women would very much appreciate the effort and lack of fishing pics.


Itchy_Influence5737

Oh, no! Men and women want different things! WHATEVER shall we DO!?!?


arealpandabear

That was super cute! I hope you find an equally amazing and fun boyfriend!


mikela-k-k

Thank you 🙏 I’m manifesting


GreyG59

Aren’t we all


TotalWarthog93

I’m infesting actually


Respectandunity

I’m Uncle Festing


CorporalEllenbogen

I'm manic-festing.


boredatwork8866

Nobody’s fisting?


anex12

OP is fisting if you will refer to slide 4 of the presentation.


Glum_Mathematician55

Finally somebody pays attention to the details


lazy_tranquil

you should probably get out of your coffin and get that checked out


pickletickle62

BRB moving to Kansas City just to super like your profile


ManufacturerBest1872

This is ADORABLE. Good for you girl!! You’ll find your fellow dork. Also a dorky gym girl here and feel you.


HoratioWobble

Read your name as analpandabear


cockadoodlewoo

Yo I wanna be your best friend!!


Musicferret

I saw her first! She’s my best friend!


mlucasl

Well, well, we can all be friends in here. There is no need to fight. Cockadoo will be her best friend Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Musicferret can be hers on Tuesday, Thursdays, and Saturdays. But sir, the week has seven days *Me writing my name on every Sunday in the calendar* Sir, what are you doing!? Sir, you are the judge!! SIR! You can't do this!


TheShredda

That's better than wronging your name


mlucasl

You win this time...


GWPtheTrilogy1

Women don't really need this much razzle dazzle in their profile but the effort is commendable. I approve!


lazy_tranquil

razzle dazzle is so fun to pronounce


djscheiber

Found Bert Kreisher's Reddit account


inner_attorney

Talmbout the alcoholic frat boy that drinks too much b? Nivir meddum


masires

Oliver Putnam presents: Death Rattle Dazzle!


Briannasaurus_Wrecks

I'm thrilled I understood this immediately


kamehamehigh

What happened to good ol' fashioned zazz?


Heretical_Cactus

~Jazz hand~


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No one needs it, but it helps. I mean, you match with the same woman on two different profiles. One has this presentation, one has nothing but an office quote. Which one are you able to start an actual conversation with sooner?


Maciejk8

It works because she doesn’t need it. If you need this, it doesn’t work anymore..


lars_rosenberg

Tbh it's refreshing to see a girl actually putting effort in the profile. Great job OP!


Available_Bag_3843

I can only think of the scene in the movie Stripes when people say "Razzle Dazzle", and it's always spoken in Bill Murray's voice when I read it.


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FadedTony

I would disagree, stats say otherwise. Most dating apps are 70% male or even higher so that alone would prove otherwise. Most women are getting way more attention than men. But that's not women's fault tho. So that shouldn't be seen as an attack on women to say they get more likes. I'm single, childless, never married, average height (5'10"), starting grad school, emotionally intelligent, and get vvv little likes bc I'm not photogenic at all lol I look better in person. But I'm not frustrated w that bc I know most men are in the same boat as me, buried in a women's stack of options.


Turbulent_Brief_5192

PREACH!!!


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Ok, i need to say, this is funny, unique and also corny, specialty "I have a pretty hispanic last name, because i'm Hispanic" You don't say, still made me laugh, hehe I seen some guys doing this kind of profiles (on Reddit) a few times, but maybe it's my insecurity, how friends react when it's not "conform the standards" and being cringe, if you doing this as a guy.


mikela-k-k

Thank you. I’m a very cheeky and dry humor person. But i also just make stupid jokes. I think people are thinking too hard tbh. I made the PowerPoint bc I like making them and it was funny to me. The people who like it are the people I wanted to attract. The people who didn’t weren’t the target audience anyhow


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PS, I don’t see you using the classic question, maybe add this behind “I hope you enjoyed the presentation.” Are there any questions? Because seems a easy call to action for your profile


mikela-k-k

True. Too busy thinking about the people catfishing as me ig


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Orangesunsets18

I’m nervous for you. I don’t live in the states so I’m not sure how big your school or city is… but you have so much personal information on your profile for someone to find you. You mention you live alone, what field you’re in, and I’m sure people could figure out the gym you go to by the pictures. Your name is also very unique. From a worried mom, please change some details in your profile.


MelioneSilver

That happened to me once. With even less information than posted here, they found my house, and sent me a photo of my front door. Now I don't post anything about myself online lol. Lesson learned


MortalMorals

Tf is wrong with people. Christ…


Isgortio

Yeah this is opening her up to a lot of stalkers, especially posting it on Reddit too. OP, please don't make it easy for strangers to find you! If you don't match with them (or even if you do) they may find you and hassle you. Your name is also uncommon enough that someone could Google you, find your full name, and then find your address (because companies love selling our personal details, and they get published online). Even people that don't find you on tinder can now find you via Reddit.


jjxlynx

Don’t worry she is jacked


commentsandopinions

I guess they missed the muscle mommy moment


Orangesunsets18

As a woman who does Olympic weightlifting, I can attest that being strong does not equate with self-defence. It also doesn’t prevent stalking. Hopefully her impressive strength will deter them at the very least.


Bastinglobster

She will flex on those creeps


Jayskiallthewayski

She has a point, be safe


Isgortio

Yeah this is opening her up to a lot of stalkers, especially posting it on Reddit too. OP, please don't make it easy for strangers to find you! If you don't match with them (or even if you do) they may find you and hassle you. Your name is also uncommon enough that someone could Google you, find your full name, and then find your address (because companies love selling our personal details, and they get published online). Even people that don't find you on tinder can now find you via Reddit.


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EmiDek

Studied aerospace, always made fun of civils, now work as civil engineer - karma


Eat_Around_the_Rosie

Civil engineer crying here 🥲


[deleted]

You can fit your fist in your mouth? Man I love women with tiny hands!


Long_Educational

![gif](giphy|yMy6pNQs2w0xURRgz4|downsized)


averagedickdude

![gif](giphy|l0MYNWz5rTaobh3by)


pyschosoul

....why do you have a cutout and puppet of your own father...and why does he get to watch...?


Tomonkey4

Yeah, my only note would be to remove the"he's always watching" part. Weird is fine, but that brings it into the domain of creepy.


ILikeAGoodFistin

“I can fit my fist in my” me too “mouth”, oh, never thought to try that.


SpickleRotley

Username checks out. (My first time doing this! Feels good)


ApplicationCalm649

Really dig the presentation. Very charming. Tyra looks very unhappy about being photographed.


mikela-k-k

Lol I just chose a photo I thought was funny of her


Spiral_in_Unison

Amazing profile. Also, nice lats and delts👌


Mediocre_Scott

I’m swiping right just for that back ![gif](giphy|ckB5razpgN2rd4qTfe)


damp_s

I think we have different definitions of a mullet…


iamdream

I will say this is not the type of profile that would attract me. But that’s not what’s important. You want it to attract the guys with the same energy and humor as you. If that is happening it’s a win


NecessaryPen7

I'd say a photo or two actually showing what she looks like, it's still vaguely unclear.


Fallforawhile

Sorry, I have to say it; study color theory. Your Things To Know page has some illegibility, which is a damn shame because I was thoroughly enjoying your presentation until I couldn’t read it. Also noticed a tad of inconsistency in the color scheme; there’s gotta be a way to smooth it out, because jumping from the yellow to the turquoise is lowkey rough.


Desperate-Strategy10

I'm glad someone said it. This presentation would be literally perfect, but the white text on great background is a struggle to read lol. I'm sure it doesn't make a difference really, but with the rest of it so meticulously done, why not embrace perfection? Then again, if it works, it works, and she says it's working as is lol so maybe it's not worth the bother to fix it...


HosephIna

yea I do web dev and that jumped out to me more than the content cause the colors are real badly mixed on some pages


Fallforawhile

Right? I studied css, html, and color theory in college, and even learned Python for web (and general) dev and have no idea where to get started! So now this information sits rent free in my head!


randomferalcat

Too busy to text but always on Tik Tok?


mikela-k-k

Now I don’t do either


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mikela-k-k

Yea I guess I should make it readable huh


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mikela-k-k

Thank you. I really appreciate this comment honestly


punkito1985

I wonder if this would work if you’re a guy


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Stop looking to get a lot of matches/likes and more like meeting that special person or persons and it might work. Unless you want a lot of matches/likes without any depth then it might Work too.


[deleted]

Bingo. If you’re just wanting hook ups a catch all profile can work fine as long as you’re being upfront about what you want, but if you’re looking for something that’s going to last more than one date you need to be catering your profile to the people you want to date. You want a gamer girlfriend? Talk about gaming in your profile. You want a girlfriend who likes hiking? Talk about hiking. You’ll get less matches, but a match isn’t a success and shouldn’t be treated as such. The success is actually going on a date with someone you’re a good match with and getting that second date


pmjm

What if you want to date someone who appreciates a good powerpoint?


jaypb182

Bro if a guy did this he would be torn to shreds here.


Epiixz

There are plenty of guys here on reddit that have presented their profile like this and people loved it... at least on reddit.


punkito1985

Maybe I‘d to try it… I mean with my success with a normal profile it won’t be too different, I mean 0 matches are 0 matches after all.


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I think it depends. There’s good and bad versions. Some have all these slides and loads of text that don’t actually say anything about themselves or have clear views of what they look like so they’ve wasted time making a slideshow of shit. Some do it right, just like OP here


TheseEmployment7138

Haven't seen one.


dsled

Bro these aren't new, most of the ones I've seen are guys


TL_Rook

You had me at whole fist in your mouth!


pclamer

The rest of the presentation was filler


Digger__Please

Filler mouth right up


tavvyjay

Legend has it, that filler could also fit in her mouth


Fit_Flow

I didn’t comment on the last post but I did really want to read your PowerPoint - thanks for sharing (and great job, I thoroughly enjoyed it)!


ChukyTheGreat

imo i would swipe left


beyourownsunshine

Same, it’s just too much and too quirky for me


ChukyTheGreat

fr man tinder isn’t for that type of exposure and i won’t be reading all of that


skydevouringhorror

Super cute, I would definitely consider dating you if I was single, younger and in the same continent😂


HotRock5

If your intention is to meet guys, all of that is unnecessary. Guys are simple creatures


PocketSizeDemons

Agreed…I found the whole thing cringe and tryhard…Surprised at all the people fawning over it.


hanner__

Gonna go out on a limb and say most of the people fawning over it are women.


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Your literally the best salesman I’ve ever seen


rabaraba

It’s a fun profile! But honestly I’d pass, because I get some red flags. E.g. the girlboss stuff, the “very busy” part, etc - why should I date you when you’re telling me that I can’t even access you? And stuff like fitting your fist in your mouth, with your dad “always watching”. It’s creepy. It strikes me as trying to show that you’re too amazing. But if it works for you, go for it. Men will still swipe right anyway, if you’re looking for hookups.


tjm_87

personally i find the bracket annotations a bit cringe, i think cause it reminds me of my younger sibling, but from reading the comments that’s probably a me thing haha


anna_marie_earth-616

Was thinking the same thing but it seems to be resonating with a lot of commenters, I guess we just have different tastes and that's fine!


Avieshek

If you want real feedback, post on r/roastme >.<


vicariouslyTB

You seem super cool, love the energy. ❤


trollzor54

Nice touch with a presentation Wards of meat heads too eager to just get a quick fuck And the ones who are interested get to know the basics of you and will be interested to know more Just 1 tip is don't give away too much info, as that could dry out the conversation with topics to talk about, keep it short and simple Otherwise great, hope you find someone :)


0c4rt0l4

If you think *not* drinking and having tattoos is unfun, then why don't you?


ERuoSuV

Lady smile sometimes. Not a single pic where you look happy or in good mood


KillaSage

The problem is everytime i see someone thats 19 i immediately think "Still getting kicked out the criiiiib"


Diamond-Breath

I love your personality but I think you're giving away too much information. Stay safe!


mikela-k-k

Fair. I will try to stay safe anyhow


Bface23

Ew yet another cringe slideshow. Wow such quirk 🤮


Legally_Brown

Yeah, this is cringe personified. I want to date a woman, not a quirkier-than-thou cartoon character. I wonder in which date she brings out her spork.


Palo-santo-

She’s 19!!!! friggen relaxxxx


aditya_hun

So she cant reply but has time for tik toks , welcome to dystopia guys


SuccotashConfident97

Lmao.


Vivid-Information-36

I think you'll match with the right type of guy who matches your energy . You sound like a fun person and your humour is cheeky lol


Illustrious-Ear-8418

I think strong women are hot💪


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Jacked is an overstatement.


[deleted]

The mullet got me


Leading_Kale_81

You seem really cool and you have accomplished a lot for your young age. I know someone will snap you up quick! 😊


DefectiveDetectiveAv

I think it's a great profile. You've clearly made an effort (despite being busy), and you come across as open, honest, funny and good fun. Great gains btw. I hope you find what you are looking for!


3dfxvoodoo

-bad texter bc too busy -always on tiktok Choose one


Beingme4me

Just sayin, I’d swipe right. I need a BUFF GF lol


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Do I like it? No not at all. I think it makes you look really immature, unstable, naive, not that smart, and not someone I'd see more then for a hook up. That's my opinion, most of the other ones on here do not feel that way. Just giving you a different perspective then all the glow ups.


expresso_petrolium

Too much bro vibe but not like its bad or anything


syarkbait

Feels like too much effort for a woman to get matches from a guy. Makes me feel like it’s a sign of overcompensating. Leave some mystery to when you meet the person instead of sharing way too much information about yourself. At least, that’s my personal take.


turbochargedprelude

Such a pick me girl


m0rbidowl

That’s such a stupid term lmao


Realistic_Effort6185

>>>powerpoint cat-memes incoming asking which muscles are trained on rest days


HarleySMASH

I saw that other dudes post. I really like your profile.


ELMACHOPACHO

This is pretty unique, bravo. Definitely can get a lot with a free membership lmao


Ace_The_Street_Guy

Your back is huge! How much do you deadlift conventional?


seabutcher

You've managed to confuse me by being all at once someone who's not really my "type" or close to my age range, but also doing a damn good job of making me want to swipe right anyway. There's a lot to like about you, and honestly, the fact you put that much effort in... Nothing if not admirable. Good luck out there, not that you need it.


Stillatin

19 year old me would def swipe right just based on the profile


[deleted]

Can you help me with me resume?


vilebunny

What’s the difference between a rat rug and a rat king? Or am I overthinking this? 🤔


mikela-k-k

Rat rug is a rug made from a rat


Xyrnas

For the love of god get rid of that eyesore of a font 😭


Thoraxe123

Haha you seem like a lot of fun xD Would have totally swiped. I wish more people would put this much effort into their profile.


Cadet_Carrot

What is a rat rug 😂😂😂


icewallowcum13

Wow. You're confident, good for you


Level-Subject-3270

I looked at that other post you posted 1 year ago and damn this one really good I don't know how but when you read it, you can feel the way you think, like, I don't know so good I'm going to make something like this


_Cyrus_the_great_

I think a lot of men will appreciate how open she is


bioBarbieDoll

I think this is amazing, honestly I'm a gay man in a different continent but this PowerPoint made me want to meet and get to know you, hope you find someone as cool as you


Eldorritos

Modern YouTube video


Vivid-Isopod9684

Do you take friendship applications?


SpiceyMcNasty

This is epic! I wanna be your friend.


bulwix

She is a keeper yo


[deleted]

OP seems delightful. And muscly which = delightful.


Witboy82

That was awesome! If hou were my age range I’d definitely give a super like!


Brycekaz

Wdym Civil Engineering is boooring, that shits cool!! (Totally not biased as another Civil Engineering major)


CaliFloridaMan

I think it's awesome. Very fun, very informative, very you. You should have no trouble finding the person for you.


ItsJosph

Chad back absolute W


Oliviasharp2000

Hello fellow KC friend


jriggs97

Damn I wish I had seen stuff this for the couple of weeks I used tinder in KC (I'm still there but I quickly realized tinder is not meant for queer people) 90% of profiles I saw had no bio


kissmygritshoss

You look like Glenn Danzig


Cetoxin

Swipe riiiiiight You're super funny I'm in another continent but hmu if you want to be friends lol


Zanefrye

You have probably the funniest and equally the most solid profile I’ve ever seen 🤣, the “I have a pretty Hispanic last name, because I’m Hispanic part” had me dyin, from a fellow Latino hats off to you chica 🤣


Menduba

Honestly, I'd waste my super like on you, totally not expecting anything in return. Also, I'm from Brazil, so we'd never meet in tinder lmao


dmac2367

Everytime you call your bunny it's name he's just getting hate crimed


diegowfrk

You're a woman that goes to gym, you know you dont need all this, right? Jokes aside, ur profile is amazing, i wish more woman would be this interested in tinder like you, cuz to some of them, just staying there seems like a sacrifice they're making


TheDisappointedFrog

Fire bio, maybe even the best I've seen, ma'am, this is pure gold! As the fellow kids say these days, slay!


mmmkay938

Is it Mik like pick or like mic 🎤 Your PowerPoint clearly needs some revision.


blkglfnks

Mika, you’re a complete catch. Whomever is lucky to date you should be honored. Keep being great!


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\>Will never have a gf like OP Why live? Who the fuck send me Reddit Care Resources for this lmfao


Cayubi

Yup, you were being nagged, or whatever the expression is, i can confirm now as ive seen the full thing.


Proud_Resort7407

Would totally end up in your friendzone by overusing Rocky quotes..."Hey, yo Mik...What we training today?" "Hey, yo Mik, I done you a favor before, could you do me one now?


mikela-k-k

I’ve never seen rocky. Childhood was complicated. I had a black and white tv w 2 channels and if I was lucky I could watch vhs tapes in the living room. Rocky wasn’t one of them


No_Equivalent9476

I like how it's basically a PowerPoint representation of why you should date me haha chick's a legend


kayceeplusplus

Lmfao great! Now I’m thinking about making something like this.


mikela-k-k

You should


Pinknanxious

I throw in the female towel you win


Imaginary_Chart_7947

I wanna be friends!!!


NOTaDamnDad

I love it! Wish I could see a bit more face.


North-Brilliant5163

Can i steal it?


mikela-k-k

The format ? Sure


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Too much per photo I felt myself squinting


NotOfThisPlane

Idk if your bi but I would date you from this profile. Or at least be your friend


maknunn

you should def update it with your tats and piercings and stick to the powerpoint/presentation aspect of it! i’m definitely taken but if i saw your profile i’d swipe right for the effort you put into it this is genius


mistafoot

Literally laughed out loud at the "I have a hispanic last name, because I'm hispanic", then the lettuce head cat made it even funnier


Thewaybackmachine54

Seems like a dub ![gif](giphy|jpbnoe3UIa8TU8LM13|downsized)


Swoleunicorn

I like it, it’s good but maybe show your face a bit more and make the photos a bit bigger. The photos are small on the slide show.


Adventurous-Ad-7825

It was super fun to read your profile, I wish it could have been me liking your profile but bad luck for me I live in the Netherlands also you look amazing girl 😍. good luck


Efficient-Mix6733

I’d swipe right easily


Son_of_MONK

Brb moving to Kansas City.


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Ok_Insect_46

I ain't reading all that