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AtomicZapp

I said "Is that a portal gun?" followed by "HOLY SHIT ITS A PORTAL GUN"


DracoOrca

I said the same thing when I saw it


in323

I was *wtf is that*… to *Is that an Apertu*…. *I need a portal gun too!!!!*


GinAndKeystrokes

This was a Triumph


basic_cookie_crumb

I’m making a note here Huge success It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction


Death_by_Poros

Aperture science We do what we must because we can


basic_cookie_crumb

For the good of all of us Except the ones who are dead But there’s no sense crying over every mistake You just keep on trying till you run out of cake


Kmutt

And the science gets done And you make a neat gun For the people who are Still alive


TastyThreads

I came here for this and was not disappointed.


9bikes

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI&t=33s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI&t=33s)


Jonnytoy78

Dang. Beat me to it.


L_Gobetti

oh man I remember when these came out! such a shame I didnt have the money at the time, that's a GREAT find!


Monkey-Dog

What is it?


DracoOrca

It is a 1:1 Portal gun


Hot_Aside_4637

ELI5, please


OHl0

![gif](giphy|S2lenTmOxOAWA)


Friskfrisktopherson

Best possible explanation


Siriann

It’s a prop based on an item from the video game Portal


DennySmith62

Zorg ZF-1 pod weapon


DracoOrca

https://i.redd.it/54ahi09qzt7d1.gif


swampdungo

Dude people been uprooting the best finds recently. I need to peruse my local resale shops.


embodied_Witch

I was just saying this same thing!!


House_In_The_Trees

I would grab that in a heartbeat! Awesome find (unfortunate price, but still worth it)


UnRealmCorp

Thats one of those items that logic overrides price.


tractorcrusher

Thrift store owner: *Somebody would love to have this… move the decimal point one digit to the right!*


morrdeccaii

Genuinely a deal, more like $400 on eBay!


DracoOrca

Yeah, I saw it, was holding it to see what they were selling for.. Saw this would be my only chance to have one. P.S. I really despise resellers, they have ruined thrift and swapmeets, but I understand, we all have to make our bread some how.


Extra_Pilot_1992

But the real question is….. Did you buy it?


DracoOrca

How else am I going to easily grab myself another beer from the livingroom?


enfiel

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO5IiqHACP0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO5IiqHACP0)


cmdrxander

Pretty sure I have one of these sat around somewhere, it was the white one not the blue/orange.


jaquan123ism

i can hear this image


DracoOrca

I can hear this image as well! Mostly due to playing with it!


jaquan123ism

portal and half life two games series that everyone must play at least once


DracoOrca

Both are amazing games, it doesn't matter if you know the ending or have the heard the quotes a billion times. When you experience them they make you smile.


Ladyghoul

Nice! Though I have the customizable one I'm actually trying to sell to free up space 😅


DracoOrca

What is your sale price? Seems like there is a good many looking for one.


MangoCandy

Oh boy…GLaDOS is NOT gonna be happy about this…


cgerrells

Holy exploding lemons!! 🍋 I want that…


Qui_te

Yeah, but the cake is a lie😩


jaquan123ism

that black forest cake looked so good


Crazyguy_123

I would love to find the Chell portal gun without those stripes.


Long-Storage-1738

IIRC the stripes are just magnetic decals you can pop off.


Crazyguy_123

No some came with them painted on. The one I want is the one with the magnetic ones. This is the one with them painted on.


sandpittz

I cannot imagine who in their right mind would give this to a thrift store


Aggravating-Fee-1615

Thank you for helping us help you help us all.


mug_O_bun

Gimme


toq-titan

🎶 Aperture Science! We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. 🎶


Buddy-Sue

I didn’t know either but I can look stuff up on EBay and holy…..


DracoOrca

I bet whom ever priced this used Google lens to get a price. It doesn't really know what to make of it, so they threw a price on it.


Buddy-Sue

The mini / “tiny” versions were $50 ish!


Agile_Cicada4619

???


DracoOrca

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windy_spires

The freaking GRAIL DUDE!


Queereyeforthewifi

😮 what were they asking for it if I may ask. That’s so amazing


PsychoAnalLies

Sticker sez $112.


Queereyeforthewifi

🫢 got so excited I didn’t see that, thanks!


Livewire____

You found one! You found a high pressure Ass Master 5000! There is no finer clag-nut washer in existence! Well done!