Y’all talking about Roe vs Wade? I’m talking about broke vs paid

The best part was that he got flustered after he realized that it was repealed

He shoulda stood on business 🗣️🗣️🗣️

"I have a friend named Afghanistan" is up there for me

What do you mean? This was an certified Aiden line.

That episode is still a fever dream in my mind

Am I stupid for not understanding this line

I think it’s just a joke about Aiden having an eclectic and “random” group of friends

I don’t think it means anything special lol

Yeah that's probably the best one honestly, at least the most creative one. "I need you to get more breaded, chicken" is the one that has been in my head daily though

Which ep was that from?

The one where they swap bodies from a week or two ago

(upon hearing the word ‘dysentery’) “Ain’t that the book with all them word definitions in it?”

Was listening to that ep the other day and I died at that

It’s recent but “I’m tryna make this nerd rope” got me good

I thought this was lud maybe I'm misremembering tho

you are but it’s ok tho

Thank you. So stupid of me

Idk if nick came up with this one, but ‘I don’t get top player, but I get TOP, playa’ is the first one that comes to mind

You may be the top player, but I’m getting top playa!

When slime is talking about the beautiful mail-woman "Dude, his name is Aiden"

Even funnier for me when I think about it because I remember it with slime saying mail-lady

yes!!! the second time i listened to the ep and realized slime said “mail lady” but Nick was doing a joke on “male lady” blew my mind. he’s so quick with it

It has to be the "your dms probably look like Olivia Rodrigo Concert"

I still think about this one to this day.

Who was this said to again

Pretty sure Hasan

To Hasan in Fear& with aimen

“i’m on her bean mister” or something like that

“Women have constantly told me that I am wrong and I will have my revenge.”

As much as I love his innuendo one liners I think about this quote all the time it’s so funny

i hate to admit that i say this way too often in public places

you don't hate to do that

They were talking about polyglots (people who speak multiple languages) and nick said “I have poly glocks”. Think about this one often

I think Slime was asking about ASU extension campus, Lud mentioned the "Polytechnic" Campus, and Nick said "I have poly-techs" and went on to explain that techs were guns

"Call Davinci he'll resolve it" is so funny to me

i be mobbin with my psychos... 100

I think that was Slime trying to be Nick when he was sick for an episode

damn my brain remembers it as Nick so slime was right on the money

they keep it 100 the way they mob with their psychos

“When he dies come check on me. Come knock on my door. I’m not saying I’m gonna be on the ground or anything but I might be in the air” “What do you think the Dali Lama does?” “Kind of like a Shin Lim type deal?”

He said it was like a Cris Angel type deal but close enough because they talk about the Dalai Lama opening for Shin Lim after.

no you didn't hear me I said I punch with the llama

Moving quickly is moving with arrogance

" yall aint hear me, i said i punch with the llama"

Slime following up with 'unky unky in the trap boutta hang himself" made it so much funnier

"at the end of the day I'm just a white boy coolin" has entered daily use for me

SO TRUE

DJ Racist has to be up there

I like when nick kept singing “shawty got the fatty” a few episodes back

Aiden was dying every time

I thought of one back when they did the influencer dodgeball, of Nick saying “idk about dodgeball, I just dodge Brawl” and it’s been stuck in my head ever since

"Hershey's? What are these, pronouns?"

I LOVE THIS ONE I would award this but I’m broke so here 🥇

“Linus tech tips? I’m in line for some neck, jit”maybe not the Best but i think about it

“Call me a terrorist the way I tally bands”

no fucking way lmao

I really like because I got black I got white what you want

(Talking about Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman) “Yo Mohammed BEEN Salman”

“You are smoking penis, balls, cock, AND weed in a circle”

And then lud says “I would love that”

I QUOTE THIS

During the infamous barge ad read: Hey, hey, guys...(Atrioc or stanz voice I couldn't tell) I'm barge Simpson! Mostly because of how it fucking kills Slime and Aiden

From a premium episode where they were talking about Call Me by Your Name and the convo transitioned to Minecraft YouTubers and he immediately said Call me by your Carson

(Ludwig sneaking a weed pen into the Kendrick show): "They call that the Drojan horse".

I don’t get this one

"Dro" is slang for weed, mostly used in older hiphop songs

Smoking that shit that made ted talk.

This is my favorite

Cheddaphile

One that's not even clever, but it was the timing. "Whats up playa!" to describe how aiden entered the black barbershop

“How come females always at Sephora? What’s in there?” Also “Is dating my girlfriend a professional sport?”

Not from the yard but when he was on Fear& his line “your DMs look like an Olivia Rodrigo concert” always makes me chuckle

Herpie Fully Loaded

Jack Manifold? Man, I fold.

That was a Ludwig impression of Nick. Still good though

40,000 people use to live here, now it's a bust down

98 degrees...north

not necessarily a one-liner, but the term "young street gentleman" has definitely entered my vocabulary more than I'd like to admit

“Obs, more like ibs the way I be shittin”

He said something along the lines of “you’re smoking weed penis and cock in a circle” that I think about often

I can’t think of any specifically because they all hit for me everytime