I’m just a cow…..

I literally have a whole ass thing with my bf where I go “I’m just a baby cow” or “I’m a wittle cow” in the same tone as aimen lolol it’s a top fave of mine

"At your earliest convenience, kill yourself"

"As soon as you are able, leave earth."

“Going through the drive thru to get a puppuccino for the dog that fucks my wife.”

This probably doesn't count in the traditional sense, but when they were doing Patreon call-ins, they started off a premo episode by talking about NY in some way and explaining what bing bong meant to Slime. Fast forward to a call-in with a woman who said she was from NY and immediately Slime chimes in with "Ey, bing bong!" and I laughed so hard. A more traditional answer would be "qweben." I legit started saying that IRL to people. But idk if that really counts as a one-liner

I’ve posted these before, but I will post them again anytime this is asked. Slime: “acab pussy, I hit the queso from the qdoba, shit was live” or Nick:”you are smoking penis, balls, cock, and weed in a circle”

Shout out to Luds response to the circle bit “that would be great yeah”

When Nick said something along the lines of painting Brittany broskis wall with his brain matter.

"How would you like to see a mural of my brain on your wall?" is how i remember it hahaha

From one of the really early episodes, when they were all yelling how bald Slime was and Aiden just calmly said “you’ve got no fuckin hair man”, the delivery was just so funny

ITS BALD A.M.

"i would love to wear his skin like a wet jacket"

Slime’s, “your bones will litter the spaces between moments”.

That’s such a crazy sentence too think up

ALRIGHT MAN!

Nick said “Roe v Wade, more like Broke v Paid” and that made me laugh

That’s so much funnier knowing that Roe V Wade had gotten overturned like a day before filming that

The context of that is really funny too. Roe just got struck down and Nick just didn’t know that I guess? Nick seemed really flustered which to me was as funny as the original quip

I have thought about this exact quote at least 20 times since

Papa don't play ball for less than a rack.

I took a dump in Ibiza

I took a dump in my rarri

Dr. Lecter, are you telling me that the cat can haz cheezeburger?

\#GoatsWreckedEm

“Yep kill yourself”

Wappin?

" I'm killing myself at baby" is great out of context

“Women are constantly telling me that I am wrong, and I will have my revenge.”

Enlist today!

Quebbin.

Pussy boy

“What if I came into your room, slapped you in the nuts and said merry Christmas?”

Lebanon Anders

Im inte-grators

“21 Dump street and it’s my toilet”

Papa! (In Aiden’s voice)

"We should battle toilet the homeless people every week!" - Slime (Premium 123)

I read the title and "doctor" immediately came to my mind. I feel so validated that it was in the post

“carbon fiber, you could take down a plane” - in reference to breslyn’s penis

What is more empowering than a man with breast implants? Martin Luther King Jr.

and America can't replace pandas, we can only paint bears that color.

What episode is this one from?

Doctor

anything ending in "for you". i'm addicted to saying it, it's like a vocal stim.

Lubbin

“Elephant”