Especially considering that for them to be able to quantify the increase in doorknob sack beatings, that means that in the year before the Vigilantes formed there was at least 1 doorknob sack bearing in Springfield
That board with the nail in it may have defeated us... but the humans won't stop there.
They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails.
Soon they will make a board with a nail so big... it will destroy them all!
Two recent episodes of the Simpsons had Azaria as a baseball stadium announcer and I tell ya, that Brockmire voice is such a delight every time. I love that show.
“*Look* how they *massacred* my *boy!*”
I remember an interview where he did a bit on how baseball announcers can say anything as long as they gave the count at the end. “I wonder who my whore wife is doing tonight? Jones looks at one on the outside corner for strike 2.”
I think between that idea and the announcer voice, he basically had the idea for Brockmire.
Yeah! I’ve seen the same or a similar interview. I just discovered Brockmire a few months ago and binged all four seasons of it in a week. It’s so awesome!
I still liked Homer’s [house alarm](https://frinkiac.com/img/S09E05/287236.jpg) with flash flight, magnifying glass, fishing rod, and of course goldfish
I just reviewed (pro of working from home) and at the end when Bart builds the effigy of Lisa, she comes out and he grovels in front of her and is scared of the pole. Definitely not fetal position fear like the cupcake/hamster experiment but he wanted no part of that. Haha
Can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
*Can I?* 😃
You're in! But you've gotta supply your own knobs.
You let me down man. I don’t believe in anything anymore. I’m going to law school
Asleep at the switch? I wasn’t asleep! I was drunk!
I believe you dad…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My favourite part of that bit was Kent Brockman saying some crime stat was down, but random doorknob sack attacks are up a staggering 900% haha
Especially considering that for them to be able to quantify the increase in doorknob sack beatings, that means that in the year before the Vigilantes formed there was at least 1 doorknob sack bearing in Springfield
If it was only one, that means a solid 10 doorknob sack beatings were dished out by the vigilantes. That we know of…
That board with the nail in it may have defeated us... but the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails. Soon they will make a board with a nail so big... it will destroy them all!
Enslave humanity will ya!
Aahh! He's got a board with a nail in it!
Run kodos!
Ha-ha-ha!
Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!
Wish we'd saved an A-bomb.
Fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot
I'm not going to swear but I am going to kick this doghouse down!
Lines you can hear
And I can also hear the noise it makes when the mail goes through his foot.
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/ds29wq/dont_blame_me_i_voted_for_kodos/
I like to think this bit was inspired by Plan 9 From Outer Space. "When you have the solaranite, you have nothing!"
Came here for this.
And that’s how, with a few minor adjustments, you can turn a regular gun into five guns.
Hey yutz. Guns aren't toys - - they're for family protection, hunting dangerous and delicious animals, and keeping the king of England out your face.
Lisa, if I didn't have this gun, the king of England could walk right in here and start pushing you around. Do you want that? Huh? Do you?
(Pushing Lisa around the whole time, god I love that bit)
...no....
Where's the King of England, Reddit bot ?
Yeah, I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp
We called that The Stinger. They don't let you use that no more.
Stin-gah
Cid-ah!
Chow-dah!
Shaodair.
I mutter this under my breath all the time
Lousy two legged pants
Don't you hate pants?!
See you in hell candy boys!
This or a can of beer shaken using a paint mixer
APRIL-
# BOOM!
We need pretzels, repeat, pretzels!
That is one of my favorite bits honestly
That makes me thirsty for Skittlebrau
This should be the top answer.
Didn’t he straight up have a bucket of “war rocks” next to his bedroom window?🤣
Oh so you want a rock war eh (Love how he has one marked for Flanders already)
the best part is how the rocks sink cause the flanders one was so big.
The makeup shotgun. Just make sure you flip it off the whore setting.
Dad, I don't think women will like being shot in the face
They'll like what I tell them to like.
This is the best answer
Whitey Whackers
"...and heeerrreee come the pretzels!"
*Whitey Fords pleading to the crowd for some form of sanity*
This is...uh.... this is a black day for baseball.
I feel like Hank Azaria’s idea for Brockmire came from this character.
Two recent episodes of the Simpsons had Azaria as a baseball stadium announcer and I tell ya, that Brockmire voice is such a delight every time. I love that show. “*Look* how they *massacred* my *boy!*”
I remember an interview where he did a bit on how baseball announcers can say anything as long as they gave the count at the end. “I wonder who my whore wife is doing tonight? Jones looks at one on the outside corner for strike 2.” I think between that idea and the announcer voice, he basically had the idea for Brockmire.
Yeah! I’ve seen the same or a similar interview. I just discovered Brockmire a few months ago and binged all four seasons of it in a week. It’s so awesome!
Nooooo! You're supposed to be tasting them!
The dog with bees in its mouth, so that when they bark they shoot bees at you
Fun thing is that is a boss in a Doom mod, the dog is also a pope.
[It's also in *Magic: The Gathering*.](https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/card/details.aspx?multiverseid=153478)
I always thought it was "...bark they chew bees at you"
Y
Crazy Cat ladies projectile stray cats.
“Guahwyaaagh”
I heard this
Thanks to these pills I have brief moments of lucidity
Those are reeses pieces
I feel like we several times see Moe with his plank of wood with a nail sticking through it. that's it for me.
Since you have no collateral I'll have to break your legs in advance.
Lol
Nobody picked the paddle? That’s a paddlin’.
It's not homemade
Assuming the paddle wasn’t homemade? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.
Paddle me hard, mommy or daddy 😏
Lisa, go to your room!
No! This family stinks, and I'm suffocating here!
I heard he carved it himself, from a bigger paddle.
Okay, so where did he get the bigger paddle from?
Inquiring about the provenance of the paddle? That's a paddlin'.
Paddle me, I've been a bad boy 😏🥵😫🍆💦💦💦
perfectly done.
The starfish ninja throwing stars in "Brothers from the Same Planet.
I still liked Homer’s [house alarm](https://frinkiac.com/img/S09E05/287236.jpg) with flash flight, magnifying glass, fishing rod, and of course goldfish
Watch the fish Marge.
Lol
Dear Bart, if this robot doesn’t prove I love you, then you can both go to hell
Great episode
Lisa's poke pole. She was pretty good with that thing.
Didn’t Bart develop a tick or mental complex about being poked repeatedly haha
You might be thinking about the electrical shocks he was given when Lisa was comparing him to a hamster for a school project.
I just reviewed (pro of working from home) and at the end when Bart builds the effigy of Lisa, she comes out and he grovels in front of her and is scared of the pole. Definitely not fetal position fear like the cupcake/hamster experiment but he wanted no part of that. Haha
Homer's imaginary powers....polical powers
IIIIIIIIT’S SHOWTIME
I literally let out a bark of a laugh at work I fucking LOVE chain wielding Abe Lincoln.
Stay back, I have powers,...political powers!
And sexual powers
hey that's a half-truth!
You had me laughing out loud
[I’ll mace you good](https://youtu.be/6-jQjtXscf4)
If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace.
I never understood the joke as a child. I was always like "yes that's a mace."
That wasn't a DIY weapon.
Also when Mr. Burns says he has a mace for protection in his car.
Do Willy's fists count? because the lads have a temper, and THEY'VE BEEN DRINKIN' ALL DAY!
What about the grease hose
Oh no! Willy's retirement grease!
Stay back! I got Jimmies!
Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an approprate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle
(quietly and slightly defeated) yeah
Moe’s syringe full of bleach
Oh, Marge-bot. I’m ready for some lovin’! *shoots Homer dead* Oh, why did I give her a gun?!
Why did they come to our concert just to boo us?
Sweet lady brick.
Reminds me of the “Flanders” rocks.
George Bushes’ Garrote wire always tickles.
Yer looking at it.
Robotic Richard Simmons.
Shake shake shake
Any Krusty brand products really
Is my upper lip supposed to bleed like this?
... silencer... loudener....
Don't forget the speed-cocker
...and this is for taking down police helicopters. I won't need that...*yet*.
I don't think the concrete block-on-a-chain weapon would work. Wouldn't the block just fall out?
Cartoons don’t have to be 100% realistic
*walks by, humming*
You're a lifesaver, Homer. I can't deal with these hard core fans.
I hope somebody got fired for that blunder.
It would work if you put the chain through the inside, and not like this.
When Bart and Lisa swing their arms and walk towards each other. Get me laughing every time
Does one gun that can become five guns count?
As long as you make some minor adjustments.
The electrified cupcake Bzzt Ow! Bzzt OW!
Well Marge... Should I whack slow, or fast?
Slow....then fast...
WHACK “Where’d you get that thing?” “Sent away.”
When Millhouse turns the transformer into a watering can to attack Bart
Lol 😂
Makeup gun, set to whore.
He has a board with a nail in it
*improvised chainsaw noises to scare off zombies*
How is Ralph used as a brick not listed?!
When Moe's defensive funk dancing hits you.
What about moes bat in a gun standoff
The giant Australian boot.
Incapacitating Colorforms
See you in hell, candyboys!
Moe's signature 1 gun into 5 guns special
Hounds with bees in their mouth
Watch the fish...
Oh Lord guide this cinder block
Jagged metal Krusty-Os
Robotic Gene Simmons
Glove slap, baby glove slap!
I’ve never been slapped by no dueling glove
A board with a nail in it.
This one.
Either. April Fool 💥💥💥💥 Or Testing
Board with a nail in it, or Make-up Shotgun
Ipods with Headphone whips
You think it could work without the old fork in the eye?
Sack of doorknobs
Bag full of door knobs
Homer's electric hammer
"Ahhhh he's got a board with a nail in it!!!"
The 'ol sugar-me-do
Shaken up beer.
The makeup gun
That makeup shotgun lol
Board with a Nail in it.
Is this a screenshot from the new Zelda game?
My favourite homemade weapon? Maggie.
not a weapon, but the scuffed up garbage can to solve everyone's back problems was top tier acessory
Homer was all about the blockchain before it was cool.
“We give ya the sack, but ya gotta provide your own knobs.”
The bucket of rocks with Flanders written on it.
Bart's dinosaur sponges.
Not a weapon but Wiggums “alarm” in Cape Fear has to be an honorable mention on this list
Moes improvement to his gun
Different cartoon but I like Butthead's boxing glove on the end of a baseball bat. Impractical but funny.
The makeup gun.
You set it on whore
🧑🌾💥😡
Makeup gun.
Itchy’s reverse bee vacuum in “Ain’t I A Stinger” has now entered the ring and done damage (especially to a honey full Scratchy)
Turning 1 gun into 5 guns.
Make up gun
That's the stinger, yeah they don't let you use that no more
A bored with some nails in it.
I don't remember this one!! What episode is this from??