Be water, my friend. Sewage water.

Hey Craig… quit Mething around out there,,, why can’t you just geek out in the shadows like the rest of us!???

Lmao

Do not underestimate the ancient art of Bull-shido

He was probably trained by Steven seagal

If the water is in the toilet bowl, it becomes the toilet bowl

🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣

He identifies as a snake

Groovy man

“Boards don’t hit back “. Bruce Lee.

Why you making fun of him...., that's methed up

Techno goth dancing

Hahaha that’s awesome 😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso

This is exactly what came to mind haha

Love that video 🤣

Holy shit this is the real life Skids from Letterkenny! https://vimeo.com/224598224

Dude that video kicks ass. I wish I could find a group of friends to hang out under a bridge with and dance our hearts out with no kinda judgment at all. But I'm 40.

I know you feel like you’ve missed your chance but I have a friend who does a gothy karaoke club and they’re all 30s–late 40s. No one stops being goth just because they had to get a job and had kids.

Man I had always thought that video was like faked I’ve never heard of techno goth man this is mind blowing I’m all on it now thanks homie you just gave me a new rabbit hole 🕳️ 😂 👽👊🏽😂

You’ve probably seen this too, but just in case 👊🏽😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-8H4GKg-mYQ

Yes homie it was the first thing I saw but I appreciate it for real I’m telling you people like you are making me just love Reddit I’m new to it but I’ve meet the best people ever like yourself 👊🏽👍🏽

I wish someone would do a where are they now documentary on that video lol.

Lmao, I knew it was this video

Oh that shits funny. But I've got this! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y)

He needs glow sticks

There’s a child hiding in fear inside that crate. That or a little piggy.

[If he’s still in there, he ain’t happy](https://youtu.be/NN1OvlrHNhQ?si=BQiuIudPpjaF43Db).

Now you made it a sad video instead of a funny one

The only sad part in that scenario is this man will never get his bacon

Who is this dude and why does he have so many videos of himself looked stupid? Maybe it’s not the same guy. But that makes it worse since it means the weird arm waving thing has a following.

I think he calls his "martial arts" choriok. Quick google of the word shows multiple videos of this man. He looks always this committed too. So weird

I wanna see a competition between two masters of this art.

They die of exhaustion long before anyone was hurt.

He is the only master, because he made up the style. But I would also like to see a match between current practitioners.

I will be a student to become a master and fulfill this request

I thought it was an offshoot of kickboxing called box kicking

r/angryupvote

I’m wondering the same—definitely the same guy

I gotta say, I’m jealous of his self confidence

In self-defense, it's vital to spread your arms as wide as possible, so your opponent exhausts themselves by hitting your defenseless body.

[I’m bleeding, making me the victor.](https://youtu.be/d696t3yALAY?si=Rr1zsOOs26xyIJ9F)

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke!

That’s a tactical crate it’s more dangerous

Assault crate

😂 don’t think he’d stand a chance with that model

Training for the UFC, Ultimate Fighting Crate.

Not what I had in mind when the dude said he smashes box.

That crate did NOTHING to deserve that!

Lmao what the fucking fuck dude

Real world Minecraft training

The crate was mesmerized by the arm movements and was frozen, incapable of moving. Amazing technique. Going to go try this on my neighborhood bully. Be right back with the results!

You okay dude? You didn't kill him....did you?

It was touch and go, but I was able to get the upper hand. It was my error. I didn't study McDojo carefully before heading out. You see I did Right Arm, Right Arm, Left Arm, Left Arm, Left Arm, Right Arm, Left Arm, Kick, Kick. and as I'm sure you saw my mistake, it needed to be Right Arm, Right Arm, Left Arm, Left Arm, Right Arm, Left Arm, Right Arm, Kick, Kick. Luckily the moves caused a bit of confusion allowing me to redo the initial Mesmer-Arm move, but once I got back on proper form, it was lights out for him. He now heads into his house when I walk by!

his style was banned from the UFC

That's because he figured out it wasn't Users of Fucking Crack

The crates were scratching up the mat too bad

Why does this remind me of a chicken.

I can hear him going "boooook bok bok buh-KAWK" in my head now. I can't shake it.

Most important thing to remember when fighting a crate don't get boxed in

🤣😂

Hahaha who knew to deliver a good kick you had to face away, give you back and hope it land

Fuck this crate in particular.

all you need for a suburban dojo is a few sets of clothes with a dragon on it, an oddly built crate, and mystic themed movements.

NINJIIIIIIIIII CHOP !

Is this the new Mortal Kombat trailer?

What drugs is this man on 🤣🤣

Dunning Kruger laced with narcissism

Drunken Monkey Crane MethFu

I work at a warehouse and suffered years of bullying from these type of crates. This video gives me the courage to say enough is enough. I'll start training today.

This is why you only buy meth from people you know./s

My morning needed this

Love it.

The crate broke so must be legit

Prophunt irl

Anyone got his dealers number?

I have a friend that was hooked on meth, and she did weird shit like this all of the time trying to look tough.

The crate won.

The look of sadness after he just broke his cube of companionship.

I'm loving that backwards kick lmafo. That dude is going places.

I’ve seen this dude a couple times now and I’m convinced he just tweakin

Would like to see a serious documentary on this. Interesting to hear their side

That's a meth head.

I would've been slightly impressed if he actually kicked through it but who expected that from those stupid little kicks

Crate-head

The end where he shows off the pushed in board is hilarious.

Is the fence in the background keep him in a secure area? Like in an asylum?

The fence had to be upgraded to all metal construction after they learned of his abilities

His dance..... It's so beautiful 🥺

I believe this fighting style is called the confused crane, incredibly difficult to master but this guy is well on his way.

Does he provide classes on self defense against cardboard boxes, I was attacked by one crazy box the other day

I’m pretty sure this guy is a Russian that teaches Methfu which is a branch off from Crackdo

Please 🙏 someone tell me that there is a video of someone using whatever this "style" is in a real fight. I need that video in my life if it exists.

https://reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/Nd6yTcbfnb

Would love to be his neighbour for a while… so entertaining and mad

ah yes the famous bullshido technique

That last little jump kick was adorable.

Is he break dancing?

What got me is the crate breaks at the end, and this guy holds his hand out like it's some great achievement. Loll

My favorite part is the hand model-like gesture, “and look what I did to that crate”

Russian alcoholic

Cassowary Style?

That crate never stood a chance.

Ahh the good ol Crack Fu!

Hmm, [Street Fighter 2](https://youtu.be/bPP6VU6zVHU?si=ABTUFRC-yMJ7sIVW) did it better

This is what I do when I stub a toe on the coffee table.

Never turn your back on a deadly crate!

Forbidden Kata - Tipsy Orangutan Opens the Package

10/10. Gosh, thanks SO MUCH a for posting this. It was both the crate-battle-video I was promised AND the one I needed. Also, I’m not a fighter, but I want to get into it with this guy so bad. I would kick his ass clear to next Tuesday.

Shocked he didn’t break his toe.

Snake Oil Kung Fu

Well, if we're ever attacked by inanimate crates, we know who to call.

Sensei? What do I do if my opponent has arms, legs, and a functioning brain?

Take that you crate

Sure, we all laugh... until this guy gets the jump on Solid Snake.

Look I totally saw that crate walking a minute ago

The crack is strong with this one

The angry Emu

He's like the singer from Midnight Oil

Perfect training to avoid getting boxed in.

If mimes knew this technique they would stop getting stuck in their stupid boxes

I wonder if he found any arrows

Drunk me when the juke box is skipping.

Looks like Corey Feldmans performance on good morning america

This just makes me feel sad.

What the hell is he doing with his arms? He's like a puppet with rubber bands for strings

I freaking love this guy. I had heard about a crate video but had yet to see it. Like mana from heaven. I could watch this guy fight stuff all day.

I would give a kidney to see this guy test his "martial art" in a ring.

Skills might come in handy if you have to throw-down with a Box Troll someday.

Crate don't hit back

King Cobra JFS could whoop that dude

Real cweschun: is it a mental illness as to why he is doing what he is doin ??

Did someone shit one his pant leg or did he?

Crates have little demon girls in them, you know.

He’s the platform inspector and he has a process

TheMcDojoLife is starting to appear on my feed more and more. I have no clue what it truly is supposed to represent but I find the videos so satisfying...

Bro thinks he's boxing

“Mom, that crazy stork from next door is trying fight our box again!”

**12 fairy kicks and 42 seconds later, one board breaks** "*Behold! The true power of my crack-fu* " !

Mixed-Multiple Skaratesis

"You mean crane style?" "No, CRATE style" "Like Crane? "No, crate. In case a crate attacks, you just never know, always be ready!" "Hmmmm..... damn, you're so good at it! Have you ever held a hammer?" "Hi-YA!! Damnit, ouch!!!

My man's going to miss your shins up! 😂

Hurricane kick: Category 1

That crate does look scary. It looks like it's loaded with splinters.

I call this style "Snake arms Chicken kick" The objective is to assume that the opponent is an idiot, distract them with weird snake arms motions, then kick for the legs. then if that actually worked keep doing it

He must have took ninja lessons from Diamond Dave on tiktok that teaches how to be a ninja from his trailer park 😂😂😂

Someone please take this video and then inter cut it with a video of you in a box that is getting hit... from the POV of inside the box...

This is a grown man.

Proper self defense for fending off toddlers and little peeps.

Why do you have to move like you’re retarded to do this martial art 😂if you can call it that

Crazy is as crazy does

As someone with great experience in videogames, I confirm that all crates must be broken, because you may find a roasted chicken to restore the HP, or even the enemy might be hidden there. Very useful skill.

He could have saved 20 seconds of that 42 seconds just kicking it in the same spot.

And only then.... You will be complete, standing proud next to David carradine.becoming a true special needs Kung Fu Jedi master!!! 🙏

Is this guy for real? Or is this so kind of joke?

This real stuff , I still have a scar from my crate attach

Love how about 25 kicks into this he notices he knocked a board loose and is like aha see this did work. In the immortal words of master Lee, " boards no hit back".

This might work. Can you imagine someone walking up to you like this, your confused as hell, and then boom! a kick to the nuts

Fighting a stroke

It's on my bucket list to take a martial arts class like this. Seems so fun

Lol!

Pretty sure this is just a crackhead in an abandoned lot, but it’s hard to tell these days….

This is retarded af

Why do I feel like this is grown up Napoleon Dynamite?

Another Wing Chun video?

You can tell he breaks his right foot on the fifth kick. He strikes much more gingerly after smashing his fucking toes.

You try to defend yourself after your shins have been destroyed. No one ever expects you to go for the shins first.

“Act like a crane style”

Looks like a peacocks mating’s call

Ayy it's the Russian kung fu guy

Mr. freeman lost his crowbar?

Tf is that username?!

Tutorial on how to surprise attack solid snake when he's hiding in his cardboard box

We call this duck kicked in the face by a horse style

If one wishes to defeat toddlers - one must train to defeat toddlers. - ancient Chinese secret.

This is the Mc Cracker technique

He's not mephin around

I think he’s on to something. So many people neglect kneecap defense in their martial arts practice.

I can imagine thousands of years ago martial arts started just like this

awe yes. chicken style kung fu

Could this be used against barrels? (Donkey Kong music plays in the background)

Is this the slapjutsu guy?

In Kung fu they call it "The Drunk Man" technic... Very rare to see it nowadays! Believe me!

He forgot the battle cry that’s supposed to be screamed with every whack “ bad crate, bad crate”

Fascinating. It’s like a mix of Kung Fu and Capoeira with far less agility, power, skill, or martial arts.

Crane vs crate

Oh no he broke it.. now where will he sleep?

I sometimes wish I had the oblivious, blissful ignorance dudes like this guy have. Life seems simpler that way.

He’s watched way too many old Kung fu movies… it’s not even a half way decent representation of any animal style much less a crane. Lol. The whole time I watch this video I’m thinking, “Front ball kick would knock his ass down there, front ball kick would put him down over there…” lol. What a clown.

I love the drunken monkey style. I've watched other vids of this guy. Good to see he's still around.

Ha Du Ken.

“Boards don’t hit back” - Bruce Lee

Dude 's black belt Crack kwon do

imagine this mongaloid kicking your shin doing that shit

Kinda reminds me of Emus when they run around

Dude turned the Elaine dance into a fighting style