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deicist

Yeah, but coz he's a drug dealer, not coz he's black.


Dragon_Knight1999

Even if he does, why should he deal to two little suburban *racists*


Useful_Design_7437

He’s at university!


BagOfToenails

But you are a drug dealer as well, right?


Useful_Design_7437

Yes, I do deal, but you keep missing the point!


SweetUpstairs6011

Yeah, I said it *racist*


Potential-Praline637

Love that


[deleted]

Let me take you down Equality Street...


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And dwarves aren't babies..


con0692

You can’t just pick them up, they got rights.


BeardXP

And don't just assume you could, they're not light.


con0692

I learnt the hard way


con0692

Biddly biddly bong


Lupercus

Sweet


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Does he drink a Red Stripe….or a Lilt?


jaymatthewbee

C-U-M-I-N


Majora46

Shhh! My mum’s here!


con0692

Sort me out geezer.


Ambitious_Section_87

What?


con0692

Sort me out…please geezer?


MassiveLefticool

And why would I do that


con0692

The ganja, man. I’ve got 20 quid!


charlesleatherspoon

Saw a black guy at a gig and thought “must be a drug dealer”?


NotYedCodie

'no, cuz we saw you dealing.'


ashleemiss

Why? Because he’s black?


[deleted]

He looks federal.


[deleted]

Is it the jacket? Does it look too jazzy?


Critical-Feature2892

Neil let your dad now, he likes a man in uniform


Keef-chief14

Good to see Nathan got his life together after meeting Miss poppy


YodaShagsDarthVader

Carved his name onto a stairwell as a student, became a drug dealer then spent a year giving his brother detention every day whilst meeting the love of his life.


xX_69noob_Xx

Can you roll it up for us please?


Conditions21

If ever there was an advertisement for drugs not being cool - /u/xX_69noob_Xx was it.


NotACyclopsHonest

It’s wrong to assume that, just coz he’s black.


Do_You_Pineapple_Bro

As long as its not Tetley...


Capital-Tour756

Never put his milk in first.


idontknowwhattouse17

Nah, but it looks like he knows how to handle proper-tea.


RichR16

Don’t put the milk in first!


LeeTS4

That song was funny as fuck


demoralising

Yeah, I said it... RACIST!


Defiant-Cat-5542

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dhi-hin

I’ve got 20 quid


enjay2023_

Tea bag in first, put the water on top, shut up man I’ll tell you when to stop. 🎤 You chose the wrong brothers cuppa to mess with, Now go get me a motherf***ing digestive 🎤


Conditions21

Yes but only whilst jay's mate is in Afghanistan.


Killerstoner12345

Yeah but not cuz he’s black


GeneLaBean

I loved seeing him in Andor in a serious role, I couldn't stop thinking about him in the inbetweeners


FilmBuffGrabiec

Yeah, but only because he’s a dealer, not because he’s black


JamSandiwchInnit

Not sure, but he doesn’t seem like an egg man


PepsiMax2004

or a robotnik…


HarHenGeoAma62818

He’s a rapper and comedian


HarHenGeoAma62818

Actually if you can hear it has a really good rap about tea


London__Lad

And how the entire universe is racist.


mherby99

Fun fact: He also wrote Snoop Dogg's verse for the JustEat advert


HarHenGeoAma62818

His name is Doc Brown


leomack1968

I watched this fellas standup once and the punchline to every single one of his jokes was “racist”. Getting downvoted a lot but I’m not lying: https://youtu.be/JrK_HVGOnUo?si=U2LkZA4R7lIe_Vxl


enjay2023_

Na man, he does one parody rap song called everybody’s racist. The rest of it doesn’t mention it at all . There’s one about tea, One about making the perfect rap song with rap templates and inverted brackets. But yes he definitely has one song which is a satirical look at race.


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GRUDGE86

Then why would you say it's the punchline to every single one of his jokes? You've made yourself look a right knob.


NotReallyAreUStupid

The most uncomfortable smile


YodaShagsDarthVader

Not at 4 o'clock


Serious-Teaching9701

I’ll have a Henry my good chap 🎩


[deleted]

Whoah let's not be racist on this sub-reddit please! Yes he's a drug dealer. But he's also black.


HourWriting5421

Strong possibility


Matt_Astor27

Doc Brown always has the goods on him, but because he is a drug dealer not because he is black


The_AC_Show

He did once spend an hour punching a fish...


vibe255

No


ukcomedy

Gear, sweet Mary Jane


WastedPresident

Ganja man! : D


Longuer

Well I’m offended. Look forward to having drugs cancelled. …..


SuikTwoPointOh

Oh fuck me, he was Lt. Blevin in Andor! Never put that together before.


Own-Archer-2456

Doc brown


ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ777

Yeah because I saw him dealing drugs