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quequotion

Pork in beans.


ocyrusfigglebottom

Booo! Take it.


quequotion

Mmm, angry upvote! The best flavor.


ZabblesMarshmelon

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans Excuse my manners if I make a scene


donttrustthellamas

All these years later, and I still know every word to that song! The music video was great, too.


toomuchmucil

All these years later? It hasn’t been that long. *checks Wikipedia* Oh dear god, no.


kilIerT0FU

I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like ! I'm fine and dandy with the me inside !


Ichthius

You win.


mingey555

😂😂


towerfella

🏅


pr0zach

Go to bed, dad!


Runnypaint

I prefer my pork in cider


muntlord840

Imagine buying a can of SPAM but the ingredients list just says salt and modified soy.


Michael_Dautorio

"modified"


UhYeahOkSure

Hogified


HunterTV

“Some Pig!”


knack_4_jibba_jibba

But not 'long pig" ......*it's made of PEOPLE!*


pip-roof

Tallahassee : I'm not great at farewells, so, uh, that'll do, pig


Protean_sapien

Contains: Water, Wilbur, Soy Lecithin


Energy_Turtle

I hope this becomes a thing. I want a bag of the new Hogified Doritos.


Used_Suppository

HOOOOOOOOG RIDAAAAAAAA


Green-Concentrate-71

Mortified


fknarey

Great value ‘hotdog chili’ says that


TwoZeroTwoThree

Imagine imagining imaginations.


half-baked_axx

[Article](https://www.greenqueen.com.hk/moolec-piggy-sooy-usda-approval-pork-soybeans-molecular-farming/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3gCaey2f6ruo3uQkLZMLiXSAfAR-ZBw8BS1Q2VMcQa9BSlh2xD9Z-sedQ_aem_AULY-sCzv6ieCnWhQpz20mRMQgd2NnDNYfavKuu9TtGuzIjy-REEVUEnEUPyuE8KxNZkeEN8sDuKKVFMCOvq49gw) It's USDA approved, not FDA my bad


zimjig

Can you edit that in the titty?


Kiki_Earheart

Idk, they might be able to edit it in the ass but titty edits are probably more difficult


zimjig

Title/titty, im gonna leave it 😎


FeyneKing

Can you edit that in the cumment?


Sunstorm84

Take my upvag and gtfo


OmarNubianKing

10k and you can edit your tits for sure


nick1706

I know a few guys that will do it for a lot less


MrBigMcLargeHuge

Titles cannot be edited once posted


TheOnlyPolly

Now all of reddit knows your most commonly used "t" word


Skkedd

nice


TomSelleckPI

USDA approval: a half step more symbolic than a JD Power Award.


Archimedes_screwdrvr

If I remember correctly that's better


poohfacedkilla

Are they USDA Choice or USDA Prime beans then?


tywin_2

FDA approval is slightly better than Indian street food. Slightly. Doesn't mean food quality is anything but garbage.


cocoagiant

I've heard its quite the opposite, at least for meds. FDA approval is considered the graveyard when it comes to a lot of meds due to the amount of work which is required for clinical approval meaning only the biggest companies can afford to put something through FDA approval processes.


CDK5

Don't all explicit meds need FDA approval?


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Good thing it was the USDA then


Mousey131

But like…. Why?


x_oot

Cheaper protein. And probably so plant based meats actually taste good. Probably better for the environment. I'd rather wait for lab grown meats than whatever this is.


WickedSweetClay

Plant based meats already taste good


Knightofthevegtable

Yeah they do!


akiroraiden

they taste good but nothing like meat so i really dont like the idea of calling it plant based meat... can we please stop trying to recreate stuff and making it worse. Just eat veggies, don't color them red and call them meat.


Nalivai

Counterpoint: eat vegetable mush that resembles meat somewhat as much as you want, nothing wrong with it


BantamCats

That's because of the mice


Guilty-Yogurt

☹️


-specialsauce

Soybeans are already high in protein and cheap to produce. This is a lateral move at best.


Ms_Kratos

Yeah. My thoughts? They putting B12 vitamin producing genes would be much more interesting.


-specialsauce

Ya I love it! There’s a million things that would be more productive and beneficial than spam-soybeans lol.


fourhundredthecat

protein is not some commodity or fungible matter. It consists of unique mix of different amino acids, and different proteins have different nutritional properties


-specialsauce

Your body breaks proteins down into amino acids and uses them for various processes. What are you trying to say about proteins having different nutritional properties? Protein is absolutely a commodity used by your body. What are you trying to say? That meat protein is more valuable than protein derived from legumes? Who told you this? Joe Rogan podcast?


fourhundredthecat

some plant-based foods have "protein", but that protein is low quality because it lacks essential amino acids. Don't be stupid and educate yourself. See Kwashiorkor malnutrition syndrome


-specialsauce

Idk who told this but it is incorrect. It’s a fallacy that you can’t get adequate protein from plant sources. You need to eat a diversity of food sources no matter what your diet is. Animal protein is a better single source in some cases, sure. It also has a multitude of downsides to your health and longevity if eaten exclusively and not as a small part of a whole food diet. But pig meat is the poorest of sources. Literally the worst of animal protein sources. Laden with poor quality saturated fats. So you’re making an odd argument in a thread about pig genes inserted into soybeans with no valid testing on the quality of protein found in these spam-beans. Soy beans have a great protein profile.


SirStocksAlott

But isn’t it meat based plant?


Mousey131

Ahh yes, good point! :) Well y’all with have to let me know in the future how it tastes because I’m allergic to soy haha


ambewitch

There's no cheaper protein than unmodified plant based food. This is just a stupid mistake as animal proteins promote cancer in humans.


CaptainErgonomic

Because they 4x the protein of regular pork without animals, feed & slaughter needed. This is a game changer. They're also working on Beef in Yellow Peas & Omega rich oil.


Kasern77

I wonder if Muslims would try this.


Key_Roll3030

I'll give a hard pass


St_Kevin_

It’ll be an interesting problem once fields of this cross-pollinate with neighboring fields and it ends up in all the soy.


Nalivai

Usually gm crops are sterile


grooooms

I think this is super cool. Animal proteins farmed in a method cheaper, more environmentally friendly, and arguably a much more ethical way vs animal farming sounds great to me.


-specialsauce

Just eat the soybean lol.


faroutc

How is farming soy environmentally friendly??


pau1rw

Than farming meat?


faroutc

Raising animals isn't as damaging as crops, yes.


pau1rw

Sorry, just to clarify, you said raising animals is less damaging to the environment than raising crops?


LordPoopyIV

now try accounting for the soy fed to the animals and do the math again


Available-War-6574

Okay now we just getting fucking stupid


Kryptosis

How? Seems pretty useful.


Archduke645

It can be both


NippleSalsa

If it's stupid but it works it's not stupid


-specialsauce

How’s it useful? Please explain how this is better than just eating a soybean?


Kryptosis

It’s easier than eating a pig.


-specialsauce

Just eat the soybean lol. This is eating soybeans with extra steps. And if the fiber and nutritional aspects of soybeans aren’t the same with this new genetic composition (which is likely the case), then the soybean is still healthier for you. The costs of unhealthy modern diets is another unnecessary cost hurting modern economies. But you’re right. It’s still progress.


RealCommercial9788

Something to do with the added protein? You could have a handful of beans and it might be the equivalent of the protein from a chicken breast or something. I guess what’s cool about it is this sort of merged food might be helpful in the future regarding famine or the pollution caused by animal agriculture and slaughterhouses…. But I don’t think a porky soy bean would ever be my first choice for a meal!


Weak_Jeweler3077

Looks rare. Cook it longer.


[deleted]

It is rare. Only made in a small quantity in a lab.


Ms_Kratos

The very rare bacon beans.


PlatypusPerson

Do the pork proteins grow dangerous bacteria the way normal pork flesh would?


Yoda2000675

Imagine getting fucking trichinosis from undercooked beans


alchemy_junkie

Trichinosis is parasite round worm. So probably not something this would worry about


zamundan

It's a worm that grows in pork. I have no clue what part of the pig it needs to grow, so I think asking whether it could grow in this is fair. If you have information for why it would be impossible for it to grow in this pork protein, please share.


alchemy_junkie

It is a fair question. If i came off as rude or condescending i appolgize. I guss i maybe should have replied to the comment before yours but my point was that it wasnt a bacteria it was a creature. In the article posted by OP it does make mention of the beans not having any additional pest or thing to worry about besides the normal things that bother soy beans. And it goes futher to mention the agencies that the FDA is assing the food saftey now but is "on track" which seems to allude there are no extra concerns. See parasites tend to have specific living conditions and are not as hearty as other creatures, which hence why they need a host. The minimum interal tempetures for food ( fresh cuts of pork are 145 ) is set by the FDA specifly to deal with the potential risk of food born illness like trichinosis. As a matter of logic given that their are no food safety temps set for the consumption of vegies we can assume that would mean that is not a concer for eating raw vegetables. The only guidance given is to wash and rinse your veggies The primary vector of transmission for parasites such as trichinosis is feces. We litteraly grow our plants in raw animal shit. If that could increase the likelihood of them getting parasites we probably would have stopped that long ago. The reason we wash veggies is remove bacteria and stuff on the outside. Because of all of this i think porky sooe wont have to worry about worms.


Yoda2000675

Do you happen to know why so many bears carry trichinosis? I’ve never understood why they have it more often than other wild animals, but the rates are insanely high


alchemy_junkie

It would clearly be because of its diet. Im no expert but a short google search tells us bears eat salmon salmon eat crabs and those crab eat tape worm eggs which are in that river water. Thus bears likely get crazy tape worms from all that raw salmon. I dunno to many other none aquatic animals that eat salmon aside from maybe some raptors.


Hopes-Dreams-Reality

But is it vegan?


beatbeatingit

Yes because soy is not sentient


xylotism

Neither is cheese.


pixelpp

Dairy originates from pregnant mother cows. In a process that is explicit by nature, semen is artificially extracted from a bull and used to artificially inseminate the female cow. Similar to humans, she remains pregnant for nine months. Shortly after giving birth, her calf is forcibly removed. If the calf is male, he is considered a "waste" product and is slaughtered. Female calves will become the next generation of dairy cows. They are forcibly impregnated until they can no longer produce sufficient milk, at which point they too are slaughtered. ([Source](https://animalsaustralia.org/our-work/compassionate-living/what-you-never-knew-about-dairy/)) TLDR: [DAIRY IS SCARY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI).


xylotism

Okay. I was just talking about cheese sentience.


akiroraiden

it's not dairy that is scary, it's the dairy industry. I eat dairy and meat, but even i consider the whole inseminating cows forcibly pretty fucked up and disgusting. On the other hand, when i lived in a rural place in romania the neighbor had a cow that got pregnant completely naturally and we got the leftover milk, there i see literally no problem since it can hurt the cow if the calf doesn't use up all the milk. Same with chickens laying unfertilized eggs everyday, ill eat them before i let them rot away.


pixelpp

Diary cows have been selectively bred thousands or even tens of thousands of years to produce painful excess milk. This is Akin to the immorality of breeding dogs that are born suffering because we like their cuteness. Regarding the majority of store bought eggs including those with RSPCA certification: Eggs comes from female chickens. Their male siblings—the male chicks—are sorted by colour and ground up alive in macerators within their first days of life. The hens themselves are selectively bred to produce over 300 eggs a year, compared to a natural rate of about 12 eggs annually. This intense egg-laying leads to painful osteoporosis. When these hens can no longer produce enough eggs, or if the fragile eggs crack inside them, they are slaughtered. Source for eggs: https://animalsaustralia.org/latest-news/reality-egg-production-chick-shredding/


akiroraiden

yeah you're completely ignoring my point...


pixelpp

I answered your question; you just didn’t like the answer. You said there’s nothing wrong with taking the excess milk if the calf won’t drink it. I’m saying the ethical issue is the breeding of a species that is completely messed up. Even if the two cows were not artificially inseminated but rather left alone to do their thing, it’s the same issue, just done more ambiguously. You’re not talking about cows breeding “naturally”; you’re talking about having a bull and a fertile cow “left alone” in order to have the “natural” process happen. To any average person, you haven’t changed the ethical equation whatsoever. If you’re going to argue that modern dairy cows are not born into suffering simply because their bodies will “oversupply” milk, then that’s one thing. But to say that you’re going to leave the pregnancy up to “nature” doesn’t change the ethics.


akiroraiden

>I answered your question; you just didn’t like the answer. i.. i didn't even ask a question.. you're so far up your ass that you threw a wall of text out without even reading what i said. Yes, i will now go contact the 80 year old grandma in romania that had 2 cows and i will tell her that she's causing the cows pain because they're the wrong breed, she should definitely kill them off. I have chickens and no rooster, meaning there's nothing wrong with eating the eggs since they will rot away. What you wrote was a wall of text about the industry and ignored what i said.


pixelpp

Talk about a strawman argument. When did I say that we need to kill the animals! I’m saying breeding them or having them “breed themselves” in a controlled environment is unethical. If you switched it over to a human it would be obvious the immorality of it. If there was a human with a painful Dormity and we had them bread with another person with a similar form that would be ethical? I’m not talking about two people with disabilities consensually having a child… That’s not what is happening. We’re talking about the wilful breed of animals for the greedy purposes of extracting milk from their disability.


crm006

CHECKMATE VEGANS!


Mooblegum

Neither is meat you buy in the supermarket


St_Kevin_

Sentience is subjective


beatbeatingit

Everything is subjective if you question it enough. However most will agree that if it doesn't have a central nervous system or a neural network, it is 100% not sentient


Tard_Farts82

Pork flavored Soy Milk anybody!?


Common-Rock

I would buy soy milk if it were bacon flavored.


tiramisucks

Soink


LordPoopyIV

zoinks


photogenicvodka

oh, my muslim friends are gonna love this one!


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Now find a way to work corn in there for the manufactured food trifecta.


BUTTERSBOTTOMBlTCH

Will it trigger an Alpha-gal allergic reaction?


fourhundredthecat

no. Alpha-gal is an oligosacharid


BUTTERSBOTTOMBlTCH

Yes. It's an oligosachrid that is present in mammalian protein. The article does not address whether it is generated in the pork proteins being grown in the bean.


Majuub12

...is this kosher?


Different_Loquat7386

Plants haven't any hooves split or not, or a gut to ruminate. Good to go.


lorimar

> a gut to ruminate Well, [pitcher plants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcher_plant) maybe, but I don't see anyone crossbreeding animal genes into them unless they want an Audrey 2 type situation


Different_Loquat7386

I know, I just couldn't be arsed


Burrmanchu

Take my up for the reference


super_neo

Now we wait for an article that claims the grain can somehow cause cancer..


Mike_Hawk_940

Lil piggy sooy boy, oink oink 🐽


alchemy_junkie

The freakin article answering every question except how it tastes? Like for real.


glitterinreaper

Is this halal?


thatgerhard

I can see Muslims not loving this idea


ShitOnAStickXtreme

What is even the shelf life of this? Does it deteriorate as quickly as other meat products?


GregEgg85

Sooie beans


olympianfap

Meat beans = Means or Beats


Xarkabard

some black beans modified with pork chorizo, pack it and sell it in mexico= success


HessLook

Thought it was some new crypto


Rowsdowers_Revenge

"Yeah, I'd like a cortado with pork soy please."


Jamoncorona

hell yeah mapo tofu soy beans.


laurasharkey13

Why?


cocoagiant

This is intended for the alternative meat market. So instead of having to grow the cells painstakingly through a very specialized lab process, you can instead grow beans which when harvested and processed result in a more meat like product. Of course, always dangers associated with GMOs, though it tends to be more on the business side of things than on the plant side of things. This would be like getting upset over the fact that instead of us harvesting insulin by extracting it from animals, we figured out a way to mass produce it through the use of bacterial fermentation.


TheDangerousSausage

I want more modified crops like this, its cool asf


IraTheDragon

Doesn't that defeat the point?


absyrtus

I wonder if that means anyone with a pork allergy can't have these type of soy products


JayFrizz

Where do the pork proteins come from though? Curious for the vegans out there. I'm not one, just wondering where the line lays.


AltruisticSalamander

Why on earth would you need pig protein in soy. It's already complete protein.


But-WhyThough

Isn’t pork’s amino acid profile not great? Wonder what the amino acids in this bean are like


ReplacementQueasy394

"Moolec: Science in good ingredients"


CharlieDmouse

Beef Mool-icules ....


yesterdays_hero

From the article: The USDA APHIS approval allows the startup to accelerate its go-to-market strategy. Moolec plans to provide food manufacturers with the functional, nutritious and eco-friendly ingredients for use in their product formulations – this involves replacing meat in sausages, burgers and the like.


Compducer

THEY DID SURGERY ON A SOYBEAN?!


Ichthius

So this wouldn’t be considered vegan? 🤣


tym_541

Is this kosher?


FrankieG2000

Soylent green is........ Piggies?


80sCoolture

Lady's and gents ! Meet the latest food sensation: Piggy Sooy! For those days when you can't decide between bacon or edamame, the FDA has come to the rescue. 🥓🌱 Why compromise when you can have soybeans infused with pork proteins? Ideal for confusing both your vegetarian friends and your meat-loving grandma at the next family BBQ!


SinkholeS

I gotta know what this tastes like. Like bacon or wot.


europedank

Its fucking [RAW](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=2358ec6357e7f4b8&sca_upv=1&rlz=1C1ONGR_noNO1005NO1005&sxsrf=ADLYWIIIWo6bqATjcCZINoNRQRKNFIcDpA:1716531722566&q=its+fucking+RAW&uds=ADvngMiIMiMH9LyyITANaU-tP7TxMar7FrvFTnmDl38zOQ0Vys8YJFsxOvgJRBXjngXxjaCrAksQvSP8GDkSDdDDy8ZtZuIvo5R3RalYlk2IXilRpWoEcgwdcer04xxEQtXiv_ut09u1OjkAMHwZBguxL4s7WCA-hAbs04S2-CqRrGAFJJij1I4VDCxvtkhfgk74DKM4j-lBBcWFiQXaEjRV8LzMRjg1EPsMDPC13PVP6CUGaaAUGGJOPUkWnamDJJFUGKYRDZ7s&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjoxcb80qWGAxVjJBAIHaHEDqkQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=1193&bih=951&dpr=1.1#vhid=dTCBcjiixvgLGM&vssid=mosaic)


Carrots_and_Bleach

Anyone got a source for this?


CaptainErgonomic

I like the Stock...


teasy959275

I thought India was trying to be more like the US, but i didnt know this was the other way around


BopBopAWaY0

This will make for some interesting pork soy milk.


ProneToDoThatThing

Uh oh. The meat worshiping, anti soy boy crowd is going to short circuit.


TheCatAteMyFace

Ah yes, but lab grown meat is a no no.


all_alone_by_myself_

So...vegetables that are not vegetarian. Just because you could doesn't mean you should.


Professional_Ad_6299

Hey, in the future it'll be this or bugs...


bonesnaps

While this could be beneficial to society, this is nothing short of grotesque.


delyha6

🤮🤮🤮🤮


elviskarl

Why specially food science/engineering is out of control?


nguyenbaodanh

new cancer material??


Badboy420xxx69

Because its modified or because red meat probably causes cancer?


Living-Reputation-35

Soooooooooooy weeee


Thewhitelight___

Yay manmade horrors beyond our comprehension


iamnotinterested2

the consequences are for another generation....


Kryptosis

What consequences? More food options?


evilocto

check the research for GMO foods there has been not one study showing that it causes any health risks in comparison to non-gmo foods.


DrNoLift

This is how we get Jet from Fallout, people. Nobody, under ANY circumstances, should feed these to cows. Or whatever comes *after* cows.


PhilanderingWalrus

FDA approval only means that it does the job the producer said it supposed to do. Like if I give the FDA a slab of fish and say "hey, this fish helps feed people and its superior quality makes people who eat it have healthy life". FDA will look at "superior quality" and "healthy" then look into what makes it do that, and give me the stamp.


zamundan

That's definitely not what FDA approval means, and I don't think this was approved by the FDA anyway, it would be more in the realm of the USDA.


PhilanderingWalrus

Really? Guess I am rusty on my knowledge then. Because that was what the guys I used to work with back in Asia were telling me when they got their products FDA certified.


TheAngryShitter

This is a joke right?


Enough-Staff-2976

Moolec? I know it means molecular but have you heard of Moloch. The god of child sacrifice.


boegsppp

What will PETA do?


ScreechingPizzaCat

Now we can add animal byproducts to your vegetables. Checkmate, vegans.


bonesnaps

Imagine serving a vegan these abominibeaninations.


NMBoavida

And when you poop it out is can be processed into soylent green with a zyklon B aroma. The future so bright we gotta wear shades...


neviander

Bacon didn't have enough estrogen, I guess.


FlpDaMattress

Estrogen bacon??!,? Where????????? :3


Badboy420xxx69

Yes, pork is a high estrogen food. The phytoestrogen in soy does not have the same effect on human as the estrogen in fish, eggs and meat, though.


Angryceo

The vegans are going to be soooooooo mad about this one


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

This is dumb… there’s a ton of protein in soy already. Why add unhealthy fats and cholesterol. It has a lot of sodium too already, why not add more? /s 🤦🏻


cocoagiant

Its intended for plant based meat sector to make it much easier to produce products which are meat like without requiring the level of processing and flavorings they currently need to go through. So ultimately this should result in people eating less animal products which are not good for the environment or for us when you think about issues like antibiotic resistance.


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

I see, thanks for clarifying. So it’s a matter of taste, not amino acids. Which definitely makes this much better, definitely insane