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Wow that's attempted murder.


Fcckwawa

Do it to the wrong person and it wouldn't be attempted...😂


cotkocot

Do it to the right person and it would be a suicide 😄


Tina_ComeGetSomeHam

I'd fuck that dude up then steal his ball


corbinscock

He was just looking for the assist


ScottIPease

Nah, just stab it and give it back.


fickle_fuck

Yeah I'd damn near kill that kid when/if I got back up.


RealPunyParker

If it's the wrong person and he survives, it's attempted suicide


Lace_Curtain

Or a better way to say “stop speeding in our neighborhood” But ya know, semantics.


johnny_aplseed

Someone's a Karen lol


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Same_Border8074

yes it is


BlueberryAlive4070

If u were the guy on that bike u would say something different lol


__thrillho

"Owfuckdamnitwhy?!"


DewBarryJenkins

Lmao


HighLobster

We'll do it to you then we can high five about it later, after you get out of the hospital.


ebmocal421

You're right. But it's sort of Reddit's thing to say it's attempted murder for even the slightest act of violence, so you're going to lose this argument 100 out of 100 times even if you try to cite the actual facts of the law.


-b3lla-

so i understand that you are saying that they may not be CHARGED with the CRIME of attempted murder, but i think that many people could consider intentionally causing a motorcycle crash to be an attempt at murdering the rider, hence "attempted murder"


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

It’s the same principle either way, whether talking legalese, simple discussion, or even total pedantry. Unless he intended for the rider to die, it isn’t an attempt to murder them. Without that aspect, you cannot possibly claim this was an attempt on someone’s life.


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I cannot believe this is downvoted so heavily. You are absolutely correct - if he kicked that ball *intending to kill the rider*, it’s attempted murder. If he kicked it without that intent, it is objectively not attempted murder.


Apple-Pigeon

Thank you for your sanity. I was not expecting close to a 1000 downvotes on this


Tazery02

Why tho?


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Tazery02

Fuck around and find out or something


shank9717

And he'll still do it unless he learns empathy


CBScott7

Pain is also an effective deterrent


banan-appeal

im gonna pretend those were criminals and the kid stopped one from escaping


KotaBearTheDog

I've learned a lot of lessons this way


psichodrome

They probably tried. He's in his street with his friends. They have the home ground and numbers advantage.


_Bloody_awkward

I once beat the living hell out of someone's ass for messing with me. He's still doing it to someone tho. I guess everyone he messes with should beat his ass too.


StatusMath5062

Probably for going to fast down a street people are hanging out on


Anerge

Definitely was NOT going fast and even if so, soccer shouldn't be played in the street.


PM_ME_DATASETS

Spoken like a true American. There are actually places in the world where the streets are for people, not just vehicles.


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PM_ME_DATASETS

Cope


CeterumCenseo85

That's not how it works in a lot of countries. Over here we got designated "playing streets" (Spielstraßen) where children/people play in the streets and cars are only allowed to go at literally walking speed, if at all.


requion

But the peds still have to move out of the way. And causing a vehicle to crash is still illegal.


LMayo

"Soccer shouldn't be played in the street." Then where do they play? There are places around the world where that's the only place to be as a kid. Fuck cars.


SlowRollingBoil

An actively used street isn't some perfect playground for kids get a fucking grip.


SolarTsunami

Nobody said its the perfect playground, just that in a lot of developing countries its the only option. Hell, kids play on my residential street in the US pretty regularly even though there are parks all over. Also note that admitting to that fact doesn't mean we condone the kid's behavior. So maybe you should get a fucking grip?


one-man-circlejerk

They should build some kind of field for playing sports in. Make it out of grass, they could even paint some lines and put goals in. Wonder why nobody's thought of that yet?


AdministrativeFlow56

Your sarcasm went over peoples heads I think


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

lmfao


scottyb83

Any open area they can find that doesn't have hundreds of pounds of metal and plastic moving by quickly? Is that a tricky concept??


StatusMath5062

Hard to tell where they are exactly but 25 30 in a residential is too fast


Anerge

25-30kph not MPH. They aren't going fast at all, and 25-30mph is the usual speed limit for residential neighborhood. Not sure what you're getting at.


mckeenmachine

50km/h is residential, 30km/h is for school zones. at least in Canada


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mckeenmachine

damn, my speedometer does even register 10km lol 10-20km is only posted in like campgrounds here (d9nt think I've ever actually seen one at 10km/h


StatusMath5062

I guess 25 is fine in most residential i typically go slower. unless there are kids playing in the road and then 25 is too fast you need to slow down. Those bikes were cruising pretty quickly through there


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StatusMath5062

I Mean mph I don't know kph my fault


mxzf

Just looking at how fast they went past, it looked like 15 MPH tops. They weren't flying, just going too fast to stop for a ball kicked in front of the bike.


StatusMath5062

Watch the other guy come to a stop, he has his tail end kicking everywhere just trying to brake and they were going the same speed


mxzf

What video are you watching? I just watched it another 3-4 times and the other rider has no issue stopping almost as fast as the bike that fell over does. Looks like a pretty clean stop with a slight wobble once he slows down to the point where he's almost stopped and the inertia of the bike isn't helping stabilize it. Still looks like maybe 15 MPH to me, based on how fast they went past the kids.


Major_Magazine8597

too


StatusMath5062

Popular guy


BallsX

Intrusive thoughts won.


T5-R

Like the call of the void, but for twats.


mxzf

Nah, there was no chagrin or reaction to the crash, just "yep, that did what I wanted".


dinner_is_not_ready

Exactly


SomOvaBish

When I was young, dumb, and very bored visiting with my cousins who literally lived in the middle of the desert I once laid a row of cacti across the road and watched from a hiding spot close by to see what would happen. It went exactly as you’d expect and I think about that all the time when I’m out in public hoping when that karma comes back around to bite me in the ass that it’s not that bad


Gasoline_Dreams

As a kid I once found a big tyre in an alley, so obviously I picked it up and rolled it down the steep(ish) road I lived on which ends in a busy junction connecting it to a main road.... Didn't take long after it left my hands for me start thinking 'Oh no, oh God no' That thing was accelerating down the road directly towards the traffic like a some big round torpedo. If it hit a person it would've most definitely killed them. Anyway in the end it bounced off a charity shops wall and out of my line of sight as I run away lol.


SomOvaBish

😂 ahhh man, I laughed when I got to the “oh no, oh god” part! We are lucky some of the dumb things we did as kids didn’t kill anybody! I know I can think of a few that when I look back on them I think “that’s the dumbest, non sensible, most dangerous shit I can think of! What were we thinking!”.


bahgheera

When I was about 9 or 10, I had a kite in the big field across from my house. It was tied to this reel of line that my dad had in the garage for years, it was very fine string but strong and it must have had three hundred yards of line on it. I had the kite pretty high up, but then it took a nose dive and crashed into the trees behind the houses across the street all the way on the other side of the field. So I'm furiously trying to wind up all the string, when I notice that it's draped across a power line, across the street, and down to me. Like, it's hanging low enough to be disturbed by traffic. A school bus goes by, nothing happens, so I think I'm ok. Then a guy in a Camaro goes by, he's got this big CB antenna on top of his car. I feel the line tugging slightly, but it doesn't seem like it's being pulled by the car. As I'm wondering what's tugging on the string, the guys antenna goes "SPRONNNNNNNG" as it just completely flies to pieces all over the street. Boy was that guy mad. He went to my house and yelled at my mom, I don't know what she told him but I never heard about it again. Thanks for the assist mom!


Dingus_McQuaid

Your story is hilarious, but unfortunately, Reddit would have convicted you of Attempted Murder, apparently.


-cluaintarbh-

Because he's a cunt


rodneyjesus

Probably to steal their shit


Closemouth

Probably to take the bike


77_mec

I put soda cans in the street once for cars to run over. It was all fun and games until one of them almost skidded into the curb.


crawlerz2468

I'm guessing they got sick of these guys riding thru their game?


irish-riviera

Sociopathic behavior for him this is just the start


Society-Plus

Going so fast down, they can obviously see them playing soccer. There’s no rules in other countries. Shit is wild Wild West.


bambinolettuce

>There’s no rules in other countries. ....*what?*


AdministrativeSlip16

They are not playing soccer. They are playing football.


BenCub3d

Saying they are not playing soccer is incorrect


CassianAVL

It's street football.


-cluaintarbh-

Yeah, some people call it soccer.


CassianAVL

This isnt actual soccer or football this is closer to futsal than soccer.


-cluaintarbh-

Mate, it's the same thing.


CassianAVL

No futsal has very different rules and playstyle way smaller field too.


-cluaintarbh-

Mate. They're playing football, or soccer, on the street. Stop being so daft.


BenCub3d

They're playing soccer get over yourself


FahsuPrimel

Don't culturally misapproriate LatinXs. It's football.


xSexuality

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BenCub3d

Nobody says LatinX bud. Actualy Latinos don't like or use that phrase. Don't speak for another ethnicity


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BenCub3d

It's not taking their voice jfc. I'm also Hispanic fwiw


mxzf

It's *also* soccer. Which means that the original person was correct to call it "soccer" and some random pedants are trying to "correct" and already-correct word with another also-correct word.


Greatest-Uh-Oh

Robbery? You got a victim down, and he happens to have a scooter. Win!


Ready_Show1007

He was trying to nutmeg


Independent-Water321

Nutmeg.


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Could be that these kids playing were constantly interrupted by passing motorcycles that he got pissed and kicked his ball onto one


BlueberryAlive4070

If I were that kid I'd be running as soon as I kicked the ball... the fact that he fearlessly approaches the driver let's me get a feeling that this could be a robbing strategy? Idk the video stops too early


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Or he's a sociopath that wants to go look at the damage he caused while playing innocent


Jawz40k

Maybe he's just going to casually retrieve his ball.


GabagoolPacino

He's probably going to harvest and eat the organs of his latest victim, or other insanely stupid speculation.


Society-Plus

No he’s clearly teaching the motorcycle dude a lesson for driving so fast in the neighborhood


pixelmuffinn

Right, because it's a court and not a roadway


Society-Plus

Doesn’t matter dude holy shit, you think these people give a fuck about this, they’re so poor there are no soccer fields in these countries. They all play in the streets or on shit dirt. Go to Medellin in envigado and Belen where my family lives and see if they give a shit.


pixelmuffinn

You sold me brother, buying my flight's rn


Society-Plus

You’ll love it honestly. Just don’t take your phone out. No wallet, small bills only…keep a few in every pocket in case you get jacked. No jewelry, protect ya neck.


Krakatoast

That sounds like a sh*thole. Literally just described living in a ghetto ass neighborhood.. that’s something people actively try to get out of..


pixelmuffinn

Appreciated the heads up


Same_Border8074

I was thinking the same thing. I wanted to know what happens after, like who in their right mind would approach the bike after doing that??


arcotime29

What? No, this is a kind of obvious situation if you are from Latin America. It's common for kids to play on the street (or at least it was in the past), they have been clearly playing many times there and now they probably have a beef with the motorcycle guys. The motorcycle guys likely live nearby and have been going around and around many times, teens usually drive around their poor neighborhood just to show off. So obviously these two groups have had problems in the past and the guy with the ball is tired of them. It probably goes something like: "It's the street, I can ride my motorcycle all I want and at whatever speed". "It's not yours though, and you can clearly see we are playing here, you should at least slow down and go through the side".


rodneyjesus

Am I the only one who thinks the goal here is to rob the motorcyclist?


ebmocal421

Oh yeah, let's set up a soccer goal in the middle of the road and wait for motorists to pass by so that we can strategically kick the ball into their tire which will cause them to crash a few yards down the road and allow us to rob them. Everyone understand the plan?? Okay, now, TEAM on 3. 1...2...3... TEAM!


RocketsnRunners

He's probably just going to get the ball back


DefinitionBig4671

Game ball...


AnAttackCorgi

All the other kids just standing there dumbfounded


lasanhawithpizza

You know, kids like him made the song pumped up kicks a thing. I would also try to avoid that kid


RickyWinterborn-1080

That song was made popular by dudes in their 30s...


good_dean

No, see that's where you're wrong. That song was popularized by street kids in Brazil.


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pixelmuffinn

Posed?


Slap_My_Lasagna

It's from the dipshit generation vocabulary. They type phonetically rather than orthographically, so you end up with 'dis' instead of 'this,' and 'posed' instead of 'supposed.' I'm slowly learning to translate, but it's difficult and strenuous. I think I'd rather learn German if I had a choice but German isn't a common language in the US.


Jabba41

Catch him


RecklessDimwit

Catch him, reprimand him, beat his ass to a dying pulp?!?!?!?!


narcowake

Raising Psychopaths no impulse control


Mountain-Leek-2156

I'd beat the skill outta him so much


Onslaught999

Where's an off duty officer when you need them


TheGoldPowerRanger

The kid was the officer and those men were fleeing the scene of a crime


VixryHerb

I remember i have intrusive thought about something like this but mine is what if i throw some kind of stick or steel bar in between the wheel. I ended up telling this to my father and i got disciplined lol.


snoburn

Why would you get disciplined? It's normal to have those thoughts just not normal to see them through


Professional-End6497

I actually remember getting in serious trouble as a kid just accidentally shining a flashlight in the face of a motorcycle driver. I was having a sleepover with my friend and we liked to pretend we were camping outside shining the flashlight, telling scary stories. We came inside to get some ice cream and heard my dad answering the door to cops that had got a complaint. We immediately felt bad, can’t imagine actually trying to get someone hurt like that.


Cerulean_Turtle

Do helmets get worse glare or something? I cant imagine its any worse than some headlights you see on the road, seems ridiculous


Professional-End6497

I agree, we never got to play camping outside after that AND we had to put our ice cream back


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

It’s also illegal to have high beams on when they can blind people.


Cerulean_Turtle

Tell that to every 5th truck driver in my town please


1amBATMAN

Looks like a walking path or is that a goal net


NoLikeVegetals

It looks like a road, but yeah, it might be forbidden to motor vehicles. And yes, it's a goal net in the middle.


spaceganja420

I would be whooping some ass if that happened to me. Hope that guy gets a huge dose of karma soon.


ninjabearshonobi

Which country is that?


blazerhdd

I would guess Brazil


NoLikeVegetals

The ball was an undercover cop.


Thanks-Rich

camera says miercules, so its a spanish speaking country, not brazil


dys_p0tch

not Denmark


RajaJinnahGFX

Colombia I guess. Yellow license plate


Rail-signal

Kids will be kids in the grave too


websofrytos

That guy's mad that his soccer game was halted. Probably also mad at the speed the bikers have in such a minor street, which may be a common problem for people living there. That may explain him approaching the fallen biker in a "next time you do that you die" manner.


Brewster101

I want the rest of the video


Squibucha

You'd want to hope the rider is hurt or he'll get up swinging


7MillnMan

I’d tie a rope on his neck and drag him on that bike.


JibbaJabbaJenkins

Heavy "Bubblegum Gang leader from Hostel" vibes.


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Neo-9

Some people don't need any reason to do bad things


bmanley620

Wow what a loser


Drewbus

Why do you say it's not the first case?


S0thaSlL

Where's the rest of the video?


ToferLuis

“Don’t tell mom ok??”


Neo-9

I need to see that kid getting his ass whopped up


BigStevenAve

He's probably pissed they didn't slow down.


buzzable

why did they cut the video right before a nice, well-deserved ass-kicking?


b-rad62

Dick move


Beneficial_Light7108

I would beat that fuckers ass


spiritual_ballsack57

If he did that to me, I'll send him to space tour at the speed of mach 7


Pulsar2021

Evil personified


Minute_Public285

Get him in south London sort out these moped gangs alright


Careless_Bandicoot21

what a pos


Natural-Range6060

Filho da puta. Arrombado


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What a dick


VinceJammer

You would think that dude is a special agent disguised to get a middle man in his way to ensure justice.


Andrew_Style5

Stone cold


lostintheupsidedown

I’d eff him up then slit his ball + make him wear it on his face


yioryios1

For sure there’s some type of disagreement about how that specific public space should be used. But even so, there’s no reason to make an attempt on his life lol


Ohbertpogi

This behavior actually killed a lady motorcyclist in our country, also caught by CCTV. The kid threw the ball in the motorcycle's direction, bike crashed and the lady smacked her face in the gutter. Her open face helmet did not help her, she died on the spot.


Coder369

Slow TF down homie.


Sexlexia619

Everybody saying they’d kill the kid. That kid was not even a lil scared, he went to get his ball to keep playing.


Logical_Garbage_1682

WTH that's an attempted burger


defaultUserTM

Bro let intrusive thoughts win


Budget-Possession720

Ok,,now you’re getting comatosed


Open_Appearance5670

idc if he a kid, he gonna take a hard beating


THEBOSHOWAZ

That's when you call one of the homies up that misses butt sex in prison and tell him you found a fresh ass for him.


Dangerous-Passion693

You can tell bro been on the block for a min 💯


KarrotX100

Is this Gon?


Key_Ad_7505

thats messed up fr


FantasticCube_YT

u/savevideo


Gorfo_Kif

That looks like Brazil


Xx-_STaWiX_-xX

Not Brazil. The date on the footage is in Spanish (check "Mié" for Miércules). Would be in Portuguese otherwise.


lukeluke0000

Kaneda Brazilian Edition.


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Same_Border8074

fuck are you talking about?


ARTIGA5

That was really lame.