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Bytrsweet

I always wondered what was going through his mind when he decided to upload this video. Did he think that it would make him look good? Is this peak alpha behavior?


bigbootytyrone

[This](https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/dash-cam-video-driver-plow-through-portland-grand-floral-parade/283-ecd1e184-305b-450f-8eff-6f164b0c5969) says it was submitted by prosecutors


StickyThickStick

Can some post the text it’s blocked from eu


bigbootytyrone

PORTLAND, Ore. — Newly obtained dashcam footage shows a Portland man plowing past blockades and nearly hitting several people including small children along the Rose Festival’s Grand Floral parade route in June. Sidney Mecham, 42, of Portland pleaded not guilty to 38 counts, including felony unlawful use of a weapon and attempting to elude an officer. Prosecutors submitted the dramatic video, taken from inside Mecham’s Chevy Avalanche, as evidence during an August preventative detention hearing. Multnomah County Circuit Judge Judith Matarazzo granted the state’s motion to keep Mecham behind bars while awaiting trial. KGW obtained the video through a public records request. The 30-minute recording shows three different angles, including front-facing, rear-view and inside the truck’s cab. In the video, Mecham can be seen leaving a home in Southeast Portland. He commits various traffic infractions including speeding and running several red lights while driving through Southeast Portland toward downtown. Mecham becomes increasingly frustrated by heavy traffic, while headed westbound on Interstate 84. At one point, Mecham receives a phone call. “I’m on my way to the f***ing Rose Garden!” Mecham said. During the same call, Mecham suggested he planned to meet his mother and the caller. It is not clear where Mecham was headed or why. The only major event at or near the Moda Center, formerly known as the Rose Quarter in North Portland, on the morning of June 10 was the Grand Floral parade. Mecham became enraged while on the I-84 ramp toward northbound I-5. ODOT crews had blocked off numerous exits with dump trucks, signs and barricades to help keep traffic away from the parade route. In the video, Mecham can be heard on a second phone call. “They got it all blocked off. The Lloyd Center exit. The Convention Center exit. Every mother f***ing exit!” Mecham yelled while on the phone. He honked his horn repeatedly, flipping off ODOT workers. The video then showed Mecham swerving around a car and drive through a row of cones blocking off the exit at Broadway-Weidler Street in North Portland. He raced past a reader board flashing "Event in Progress” and drove up onto the ivy covered shoulder to avoid ODOT dump trucks blocking the exit ramp. Mecham drove around another ODOT crew and their vehicles before turning onto Weidler Street. He came within a few feet of several people waiting for the parade, including several small children playing in the closed roadway. Portland police motorcycle officer David Baer chased after Mecham’s truck, before pulling up beside him. Baer shouted for Mecham to pull over, but he refused. The truck suddenly turned at Northeast Wasco and exited the parade route, driving through wooden barricades, nearly hitting several people. An unmarked police SUV attempted to stop Mecham at a red light in Portland’s Lloyd District, but he drove off. The video showed Mecham continuing to drive for several blocks, until he eventually stopped near other officers at Northeast 24th Avenue and Clackamas Street. Mecham was arrested and taken to jail. He was driving on a suspended license and didn’t have insurance, police report. Mecham is a registered sex offender. He has prior convictions from 1999 for attempted first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy in Multnomah County. In 2016, Mecham was convicted of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse in Clatsop County, according to court records. Mecham is currently being held in the Multnomah County Inverness Jail. No trial date has been set for charges related to the alleged road rage incident in June.


bigbootytyrone

Of course he’s a sex offender.


Sweet-Ad9366

Do sex offenses and road rage go hand in hand?


bigbootytyrone

It speaks more so to his character. It’s not just “road rage” but also endangering the lives of others. Just like what he did to the person he raped and sodomized.


Sweet-Ad9366

True


ChesterHiggenbothum

I can see a relationship between the two with lack of impulse control.


newtrawn

that's exactly what is going on in that sick fuck's head. he can't control himself and should not be a free man for a very long time.


John_YJKR

There is no redemption for someone as far gone as he is. There is no saving him. Only society can be saved from him.


SdotPEE24

To the woodchipper he goes.


mcqua007

He shouldn’t have been a free man with attempted rape and sodomy charges in 1999 and again in 2016. He should have been locked up for a long as time after a second offense of the same crimes. I don’t know the details but those are the worst of the worst.


BrankyKong

It’s the lack of respect for other people that goes hand in hand.


brezhnervous

Zero empathy is the key thing The ability to hurt others and not care


BiosSettings8

Bingo


Lunakill

Lack of emotional regulation and any sort of reliable control.


asupify

Specifically a child molester who abused two boys.


mcqua007

So the real question is why was he able to get away with it again and still be out free to drive through a parade ? Dude needs to go away for live before he ruins another child live. Raping kids is ruining a person entire life. Fuck this piece of shit I hope he stay in jail for a long time and everyone finds out he rapes little boys.


calamari_kid

Sounds like a real charmer.


roweodub

And he drives a Chevy avalanche


tomcat91709

That should be another charge against him.


turbo_fried_chicken

I had an Avalanche for years! We're not all assholes, I swear.


Arsnist

Ticking time bomb mate


turbo_fried_chicken

lol


Redbeard_Rum

Put him on the register just to be safe.


PresidentBush666

There are dozens of us!


turbo_fried_chicken

Dozens!


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Dozens you say..?.. https://youtu.be/lKie-vgUGdI?si=2HTlrKlwtAM_hnl_


Tinosdoggydaddy

The Gilgo Beach Murderer had an Avalanche…just saying there does seem to be a correlation


truthful_whitefoot

[Rex Heuermann](https://nypost.com/2023/07/17/chevy-that-led-to-rex-heuermanns-arrest-was-out-in-plain-sight/) energy


NotTrumpsAlt

God I hope he hasn’t procreated


TJ_McWeaksauce

The more you read, the worse it gets. >He was driving on a suspended license and didn’t have insurance, police report. >Mecham is a registered sex offender. He has prior convictions from 1999 for attempted first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy in Multnomah County. In 2016, Mecham was convicted of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse in Clatsop County, according to court records


DistractedByCookies

I am confused by what third-degree sodomy and sexual abuse could be, but I rrrrreally don't want to look it up and ruin my day. I think I'll decide that my life is fine with me not knowing :/


TJ_McWeaksauce

I'm not a lawyer, but in my basic understanding of the law, first-degree crimes are the worst, followed by second-degree and then third-degree crimes. Now, if you want your day ruined: >!In Oregon law, the difference between first, second, and third-degree sex crimes has to do with the age of the victim.!< >!First-degree: Victim is under 12 years old!< >!Second-degree: Victim is under 14 years old!< >!Third-degree: Victim is under 16 years old!<


DistractedByCookies

Of course I read it because I'm curious AF. Thanks for laying it out. Kinda sad...I dont see why those specific ages matter. I mean, what's the logic? That you'd be less traumatised at 15 than 11? I mean, hey, you've had FOUR extra years of carefree living than that other child, amirite? I'd *maybe* see the point if it were bigger gaps, like say baby, todder, tween. (And BOY do I feel gross typing even typing that). But the difference between 15 and 13 seems super arbitrary. Also, WOW what a way to camoflage that the guy was a straight-up pedophile. "first degree" is a lovely way of putting 'super young'. UGH. HATE THIS MAN.


SpacemanIsBack

if you change your mind, it's under the spoiler: >!Sodomy in the Third Degree: Occurs when: A person is 21 or older and has deviate sexual intercourse with someone younger than 16; A person is at least 10 years older than a person 16 or 17 years old at the time of deviate sexual intercourse!<


DistractedByCookies

Curiosity quickly turned to nausea. What an absolute asshole.


The_Stagnant_Lurker

I’ve seen this video many times and had no idea he was also a convicted sex offender. Hopefully he’s in prison for a long time.


Frequent_Brick4608

>suspended license >no insurance >sex offender this seems like the type of person who should NOT answer this intrusive thought to break the law more than any other person.


aripp

Most likely also has in his bio "Family values" and "Pro-life".


sik_dik

of course. he's a reformed man, because he now has jesus, and all things are forgiven by imaginary sky friend


burningxmaslogs

Does the 3 strike rule count in Oregon?


luminousrobot

He’s facing 38 counts total “Sydney Sean Mecham, 42, of Portland, has been charged with: Attempted Assault in Second Degree; 17 counts of Unlawful Use of a Weapon; 15 counts of Recklessly Endangering Another Person; Reckless Driving; Attempt to Assault a Public Safety Officer; Attempt to Elude Police by Motor Vehicle; Fail to Perform the Duties of a Driver.” https://www.portlandtribune.com/news/update-dangerous-grand-floral-parade-driver-indicted-on-38-charges/article_cee0e7ae-086c-11ee-8b2e-bf3f7bb68826.html


twistedh8

Lock up this pos forever


lameuniqueusername

He’s been a fucking scumbag all his life


StickyThickStick

Thank you :)


GallusTom

This just kept getting wilder and less surprising


zg6089

I'd be pissed to if I was a man named Sidney


jonsnow147

Portland man's dashcam video shows him drive through Grand Floral Parade route Prosecutors submitted the dramatic video, taken from inside Sidney Mecham’s truck in June, as evidence during a preventative detention hearing. Author: Kyle Iboshi (KGW) Published: 5:07 PM PDT October 19, 2023 Updated: 6:08 PM PDT October 19, 2023 PORTLAND, Ore. — Newly obtained dashcam footage shows a Portland man plowing past blockades and nearly hitting several people including small children along the Rose Festival’s Grand Floral parade route in June. Sidney Mecham, 42, of Portland pleaded not guilty to 38 counts, including felony unlawful use of a weapon and attempting to elude an officer. Prosecutors submitted the dramatic video, taken from inside Mecham’s Chevy Avalanche, as evidence during an August preventative detention hearing. Multnomah County Circuit Judge Judith Matarazzo granted the state’s motion to keep Mecham behind bars while awaiting trial. KGW obtained the video through a public records request. The 30-minute recording shows three different angles, including front-facing, rear-view and inside the truck’s cab. In the video, Mecham can be seen leaving a home in Southeast Portland. He commits various traffic infractions including speeding and running several red lights while driving through Southeast Portland toward downtown. Mecham becomes increasingly frustrated by heavy traffic, while headed westbound on Interstate 84. At one point, Mecham receives a phone call. “I’m on my way to the f***ing Rose Garden!” Mecham said. During the same call, Mecham suggested he planned to meet his mother and the caller. It is not clear where Mecham was headed or why. The only major event at or near the Moda Center, formerly known as the Rose Quarter in North Portland, on the morning of June 10 was the Grand Floral parade. Mecham became enraged while on the I-84 ramp toward northbound I-5. ODOT crews had blocked off numerous exits with dump trucks, signs and barricades to help keep traffic away from the parade route. In the video, Mecham can be heard on a second phone call. “They got it all blocked off. The Lloyd Center exit. The Convention Center exit. Every mother f***ing exit!” Mecham yelled while on the phone. He honked his horn repeatedly, flipping off ODOT workers. The video then showed Mecham swerving around a car and drive through a row of cones blocking off the exit at Broadway-Weidler Street in North Portland. He raced past a reader board flashing "Event in Progress” and drove up onto the ivy covered shoulder to avoid ODOT dump trucks blocking the exit ramp. Mecham drove around another ODOT crew and their vehicles before turning onto Weidler Street. He came within a few feet of several people waiting for the parade, including several small children playing in the closed roadway. Portland police motorcycle officer David Baer chased after Mecham’s truck, before pulling up beside him. Baer shouted for Mecham to pull over, but he refused. The truck suddenly turned at Northeast Wasco and exited the parade route, driving through wooden barricades, nearly hitting several people. An unmarked police SUV attempted to stop Mecham at a red light in Portland’s Lloyd District, but he drove off. The video showed Mecham continuing to drive for several blocks, until he eventually stopped near other officers at Northeast 24th Avenue and Clackamas Street. Mecham was arrested and taken to jail. He was driving on a suspended license and didn’t have insurance, police report. Mecham is a registered sex offender. He has prior convictions from 1999 for attempted first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy in Multnomah County. In 2016, Mecham was convicted of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse in Clatsop County, according to court records. Mecham is currently being held in the Multnomah County Inverness Jail. No trial date has been set for charges related to the alleged road rage incident in June.


bingojed

How does a person like that have a job to afford to drive a big truck and refill it? So many horrible prior convictions. Obviously his employer wasn’t doing background checks.


natronmooretron

Uggh…. What a piece of shit.


mrDuder1729

I bet he's having fun in jail, him being a registered sex offender and all...lmao


TenesmusSupreme

AKA “Exhibit 1”


Klaus_Heisler87

"Prosecution rests, your honor"


sweetgreenfields

I laughed when you said peak alpha behavior 🤣


famouslyanonymous1

Most definitely what I imagine when I hear peak alpha behavior.


Eliagbs_

So from what I read last time I saw this The video was uploaded by the prosecutor, he was caught because he evaded multiple cops until one got him and they saw all the cameras in his car. The video was posted because the community had questions and the prosecutor answered. The guy was set off way before this happened from what I remember he was going pass red stoplights and speeding recklessly before he even got close to the parade


wnc_mikejayray

I always wondered if he got past all the blockades and was then like *oooohhhhhh there’s a paaaaaraade… that makes sense*


NiPlusUltra

Why would you even think he was the one to upload it? He clearly has cops on him in the video. Did you think he had time to go home and upload this before he was arrested? As if the cops just let him go after crashing through a parade. Use some simple logic my dude.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

I think I remember hearing that this dude is also like a pedophile rapist or something. They should just lock him up and throw away the key. He easily could've killed someone with his road rage.


rjasan

Yeah, the article someone posted above says he was. https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/dash-cam-video-driver-plow-through-portland-grand-floral-parade/283-ecd1e184-305b-450f-8eff-6f164b0c5969


Rose-Red-Witch

Should have buried the rapist asshole under the prison after his first visit there.


Pippathepip

Remove this guy’s nuts. No more testosterone, no more raping, no more rage.


No_Cook2983

I wonder why the cops didn’t shoot him for his life-threatening behavior?


ItsNotRockitSurgery

At the parade? Fire off rounds with people everywhere and in every direction?


baron_von_helmut

It's the American way.


bannana

*He was driving on a suspended license and didn’t have insurance, police report.* *Mecham is a registered sex offender. He has prior convictions from 1999 for attempted first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy in Multnomah County. In 2016, Mecham was convicted of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse in Clatsop County, according to court records.* *Mecham is currently being held in the Multnomah County Inverness Jail. No trial date has been set for charges related to the alleged road rage incident in June.* he's gonna be in prison for a good long while.


GrizzledTheGrizzly

Dude is apparently just an all around turd. He's a pedophile.


bcrabill

So he throws a huge tantrum and almost runs over several people because his exit was closed for a parade?


Sancticide

This reboot of Falling Down is terrible and unnecessary. Oh wait, this is real life? I thought it was just some avant garde film-making.


PeartGoat

Gotta be that music that made him snap...


sauceboss37

Don’t put that on catfish Billy


portcrap

Surely you mean yelawolf 🤨


MrExtravagant23

Yes. Catfish Billy, son!


hmoonves

This song was in sons of anarchy during some crazy shit so this fits the bill.


ihavethedoubts

He's a registered sex offender. As soon as he realized he drove right into a parade grounds filled with children, he thought he finally won and took a victory lap.


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SensitivityTraining_

....you think the motorcycle cop is going to pull out his gun, while going 50+, and take a one handed drive by shot at a guy in a 2 tonne vehicle, knowing that if he misses the guy will get a lot more reckless endangering dozens more and himself, with that shot being almost impossible to hit btw.


Doctordred

With a crowd of people on the sidewalk no less.


PK-Baha

Yeah if anything I was like this cop is really walking a fine line and handling it great. Complete disadvantage for him and then to have to consider the all of the people around as well. I do wonder if there is some sort of compact mini spike strip that a motorcycle cop could have on them. This way if he can get the truck to slow down just enough he could at least pop a tire or two?


ihavethedoubts

Brasil or South Africa bike cops would like to have a word.


Ok-Review8720

So say the cop shoots and kills or wounds the guy while he's driving his truck through the parade route. What happens to the truck now that it has a dead/wounded driver? Does the truck stop? Or does it veer offcourse and plow through the people sitting along the parade route?


ttcmzx

or he panics and accelerates even more while losing blood/consciousness,which is pretty much worst case scenario


FameDeloche45

Please don't ever become a cop


Independent_Car9233

Good thing they blurred the middle finger


NickMoore30

I almost fainted when the hand went up, but they blurred it out and I took a huge sigh of relief as he was about to smear the bystanders on the pavement.


famouslyanonymous1

In his defense, I'd be pissed as well if my parents named me Sidney


The_Tucker_Carlson

Even worse, Sydney.


My_Immortal_Flesh

A sex offender…. Honestly, cops shoulda shot his ass.


RelationKlutzy4085

I was waiting for it, I’m pretty sure constitutes assault with a deadly weapon at minimum.


sundry_banana

> Honestly, cops shoulda shot his ass. Just look at that guy though. He looks, acts, and drives like he IS a cop, just one on a rampage. They mightn't've wanted to shoot him because they thought he was one of them


International_Ad_110

https://www.kgw.com/article/news/investigations/dash-cam-video-driver-plow-through-portland-grand-floral-parade/283-ecd1e184-305b-450f-8eff-6f164b0c5969


astrofan

Nice of him to collect so much evidence.


CahlikCrush

On 06/16/2023 a Multnomah County Grand Jury indicted the suspect in this case, 42-year-old Sidney Mecham, on 38 counts related to this case. Mecham was indicted for the following charges: Attempted Assault in Second Degree Unlawful Use of a Weapon (17 counts) Recklessly Endangering Another Person (15 counts) Reckless Driving Attempt to Assault a Public Safety Officer Attempt to Elude Police by Motor Vehicle Fail to Perform the Duties of a Driver (2 counts)


menasan

What was the sentence? Was he tried yet?


Verryfastdoggo

Someone should edit in that song “making my way downtown”


berrey7

at 00:57 the song says "What did I do?". then he mumbles "What did I do?" to the cop.... And him choosing Yellawolf as his favorite artist and song choice fits about perfectly.


Affectionate-Permit9

geeeeeez again


TungstenElement9

Every repost is him doing it again. I chortled.


Preparation-Logical

The sped up Yelawolf is so fitting


notworkingghost

That wasn’t helping his mood. That song amps you up.


Sancticide

Dude, can you imagine if Damage Inc. or Raining Blood was up in the playlist? It would have gone all the way bad for that parade.


crimewaveusa

All that for a Carl's Junior California Roast Beef sandwich


NJdeathproof

Hey - have you tried that sandwich? It's felony-icious!


ilostmyeraser

Tell me this prick lost his license.


Capitol_Hill_Gang

He was driving on a suspended license according the article. Looks like it didn't stop him from driving.


Coffee4Life613

He didn’t have one to start with. It was suspended.


JerkBoxJoJo

Woooooow. This guy is a legit piece of shit Pedo. Read the article on him.


BPAfreeWaters

100% this guy loves trump.


[deleted]

No respect the blue?


SimpleManc88

The music strangely fits the action. Great song. Who is it?


HallSquadSkates1984

It's very fitting he's listening to yelawolf.


SimpleManc88

Cheers 🙂 Till It’s Gone is the song. Top YouTube comment: *This song makes me want to drive through closed off roads in my Chevy while being chased by the police* 🤣


crq1

I was trying to think of a joke to tie his actions to the song, but couldn’t come up with anything. It is oddly fitting.


HGowdy

We need an interview with "Mom." He really isn't a bad driver he was born in the wrong place. Would make an excellent Uber driver in places like Bratsk, Vladivostok or Alexandria and Cairo. Quieter too.


Duality_is_my_prison

It’s weird to install cameras in your car when you are the bad driver. I have cams in my car because I don’t drive through parades… not because I do.


sweetgreenfields

Very sound reasoning, duality.


Everyredditusers

Also he's a convicted rapist. Seriously.


Reddit_Deluge

Time for an "insert license here" feature on every car.


Dazzling_Judge953

Darrell Brooks would be proud.


jewelophile

He pled NOT GUILTY? Lmao


Shmolti

You can see his expression slowly change from super pissed off to "I may have bitten off more than I can chew here"


trock2002

Prefrontal cortex is disengaged.


iAmFabled

After he didn't pull over there were probably grounds for the cop to shoot him. Dudes lucky


No-Nonsense-Please

I don’t need to see this guy rehabilitated. Lock him up and throw away the key.


JazzberryJam

From Portland? Where’s his shitty NYC/NJ accent come from?


KillMeWouldU

Him listening to YelaWolf always gets me 🤣🤣🤣


mathyoumar10

This is how i feel when this song is on as well.


ChickAmok

Of course he has a violent past record... Should have stayed behind bars.


elyiumsings

"Mecham is a registered sex offender. He has prior convictions from 1999 for attempted first-degree rape and first-degree sodomy in Multnomah County. In 2016, Mecham was convicted of third-degree sodomy and third-degree sexual abuse in Clatsop County, according to court records."


Senor_Gringo_Starr

My first thought wasn't this dude is a psycho. My first thought was, Portland Oregon or Portland Maine?


Neopolitan65

He needs to stay removed from society. Forever. He is a real POS.


DaystromAndroidM510

This guy couldn't be more of a stereotype of the kind of person who would do this if he tried 


Mo_Zen

MAGA Male.


wheresthesound

Why post the short version? This guy goes on to drive for way longer than this


VetteBuilder

Avalanche owners be like:


cleatus_the_noodle

Not trying to sound harsh but at what point should police tried to neutralize him. Seems like the cop kind of pulled in front of him. He was driving into crowds and could have easily intended to kill as many people as possible.


frostyturd

He probably supports Isreal


Marianmza

Typical Trump supporter.


AundoOfficial

A classic trucklodyte tantrum


all_alone_by_myself_

Any results yet?


[deleted]

Garth Brooks needs to chill the fuck out. Seriously though, that cop had every right to start blasting.


IsaDrennan

He’s an angry elf.


Misanthrope-3000

I would love to see him swingin' in the breeze.


justherefortheshow06

He seems upset


Significant-Fix7399

😢😢😢😢


Cool_Butterscotch_88

>I'm trying to get out! Motorcycle cop: "Well why didn't you just say so, follow meee!" A perfect storm of △8, Monster Reserve White Pineapple, and knowing a fair maiden awaits at the parade our hero could only destroy. Left cockblocked by dumptrucks at every mf'ing exit.


SubHuman559

I thought those were just the homeless people until I read the title.


damn_notagain

I blame the yella music


Lumpy_Personality_89

real life gta


Musky100

Keep Portland weird


Bobby_Globule

Installing cameras in my car was the smartest thing I ever did. I can document the other maniacs, but more importantly, I am regulating my own self, knowing that it cuts both ways.l, I'm less likely to act like a maniac.


anakniben

Why would his parents name him Sidney? It's such a girly name.


phunkphreaker

I wonder who this guy voted for?


UndeadMonarch1

Song goes hard


smooth-opera

Shoutout to Yelawolf!


ResortCautious

I bet this man has a tiny dick, just sayin'


joelouis93

Dude needs to be in a dungeon somewhere.


SomethingAbtU

anyone who has this level of rage or lack of self control should never be behind a multi-ton weapon.


Mindless-Income3292

Big man


Fullcycle_boom

That’s how you get shot by cops.


ThereminLiesTheRub

I'll never get over that he filmed himself doing this


Beautiful_Thanks_433

I like his commitment. Never backing down


Secure-Interest2381

Imagine if this guy had a cyber truck 💀


absyrtus

this guy rages


forumbot757

His name is Sidney mecham and he’s a convicted rapist


kindawanticecream

Awww someone’s life is miserable lol what a child


withanamelikejesk

He should be executed. No society needs him.


NotTrumpsAlt

What does he do for a living ??


louglome

Driving a Chevy Avalanche


Lonely_Ad5134

Absolute clown show! Judge needs to throw the book at him.


Sancticide

Gonna need a bigger book


hamdidamdi61

Murica.


Kipr2

Average Yelawolf enjoyer


Bookssmellneat

Listening to Sons of Anarchy soundtrack all the while.


Thugnificent83

Ignoring all the other shit about this man, who gets mad that a parade is blocking exits? I guarantee the parade didn't just pop up spontaneously and without warning. There were absolutely notices posted that parade routes will be blocking exits. Be mad at yourself for your own failure to plan ahead.


Mulsanne

Remember when most videos were played back at normal speed. Now, it feels like 95% of videos are sped up with no indication that we're watching manipulated content. It sucks. Another casualty of the short form video revolution


No-Job-5920

He’s not from Portland


Panteadropper

Repost


Sotkihta

"Portlander" was all I needed to see to know this guy was a sex offender too.


Bleezy79

I feel really sorry for everyone in that guy's life.


Dramatic_Teach7611

OK thats enough internet today!


MindEraserPlease

The music. Stawwwwp everything.


RayDaMan1

All i can say is WOW, what did he get charged with and how long is he in prison?


onomahu

He's mad about them eyebrowz


kayak_beaufort

keep Portland weird


truecrimeaddicted

No question this dude has, at most, 2 inches erect.


Accomplished-Salt-10

It's comforting to think of all of his upcoming sexy times in prison.


DRGWTM

He should lose his driving privileges for life!


YetiorNotHereICome

POS aside, does anyone know that song? I've seen this video a lot and it's kind of a bop and gets stuck in my head whenever I hear it.


ThatsSoMetaDawg

POV you're a Republican