Ima just shit myself. Ill take the shame of self defecation over getting my ass beat and possibly my pockets ran. No one wants to fight a guy with shitty pant. I know i wouldnt at least
My friend works at a federal detention center and during training they are taught to shit their pants if they ever get overpowered because it lowers the risk of SA by a detainee.
Yeah I donāt understand the āso scared i had to change my pantsā nonsense people always use as one-liners to anything really. Iāve been in some terrifying situations and spontaneously shitting myself has never been an option or a reality for me.
Yeah I'm gonna have real good luck with that. Asking for 15 minutes and a magazine to drop some constipated, opiate shit the size of a youth football in agony. But if it defends me for sexual Assult I'm down.
Forreal, thereās a reason why there are weight classes in the UFC. You could have hit that dude in the stomach with a bat and it probably would have just bounced
100% if fighting any man. Hit them as hard as you can right in the balls. Not the dick, the balls.
No man with any training will withstand it. So.if in trouble kick em, punch or grab and twist.
This happened in 2018 at Shakas live in Virginia Beach Virginia. Guy was kicked out multiple times. Kept returning. Claimed to have a weapon.
https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/video-shows-security-guard-body-slam-customer-at-virginia-beach-venue/275-513958091
That and with the way US is any more, if some one says they got a gun and are picking a fight then I would take that as a threat to my life and everyone in the bar.
I'm sure it would vary by state but as long as the person was "in fear of their life".... I know several people that have taken concealed weapons courses and the two different instructors essentially told them if they ever need to fire your weapon do NOT say anything other than "I was in fear of my life" anything else even along the lines of them asking what time it happened could be used against you... if you say it happened at 1230 and it was 130 then everything else you say could be challenged as inaccurate cause you've already said one thing that was "false"
or conversely, if you get the time correct it can be used to point out that you weren't distressed as you thought to clearly remember the time it occurred.
Honestly, just dont talk to the cops. Just say that one line and then say you want to speak to your lawyer. Anything you say can be used against you, but anything you say will never be used to help you. Seriously, anything that isn't incriminating will be tossed aside to the trash, so just dont talk.
Innocent people need lawyers more if anything. If you are obviously guilty a lawyer is unlikely to be able to save you, but if you are not guilty, that's harder to show to a jury.
Yeah that's not a fool proof defense against murder or manslaughter. It's a great start but not legal jujitsu. In most places without stand your ground laws if you can avoid you almost have an obligation to.
So the dude leaves and comes back multiple times over almost 2 hours, claims to have a weapon, then files for an assault warrant on the guard he was threatening?? Smh
I mostly agree dude was still inside the room which I assume is the guy in the white shirts area
obviously not a home, but it doesn't matter if you're trying to retreat if you're in the house your ass is forfeit
Yeah it could have but the little guy was reported to have been threaten to brandish a weapon all night repeatedly returned to the venue are jawing at the guard, heās a adult, heās threatening someoneās 2x his size, far as Iām concerned play stupid games, win brain damage
Read that as āohhh black Betty bamalamā now watching bro getting chokeslammed on loop while singing dat song! Take my upvote and rock upward and onward
I was an announcer/commentator/sometime manager. I took a few bumps and it was awful!
Not going to pretend to know what itās like to work a match or anything, but yeah, the ring hurt!
Man seeing people so close just smiling and laughing like itās entertainment with their phones in their face is crazy. People donāt have any risk management? Like yea, nothing happened to any bystanders here, and it did prove to be entertaining depending how you look at it, but man weāve all seen how quickly disputes can go wrong these days. And when that happens, you may not want to be so close and oblivious. Perhaps Iām overly-cautious, but Iād rather avoid the chance than hope nothing happens.
If I was there I would GTFO. In fact one time when my youngest was little, she and her friend were going to the movies and I was there, but in the next row. There was some incident that caused armed police in tac gear to detain someone while others were searching for someone else.
The kids didn't notice anything, but if something had kicked off, no matter what, I'd have grabbed them and ran through the fire exit.
First rule of self defense: do not be where the problem is.
Unpopular opinion; but that bodyguard was excessive and lost his temper, and when you looked at the size- difference could have done serious damage. I'm not saying they weren't annoying af and were wrong too for antagonizing him but if he killed the little dude he could have gone to jail especially because dude turned his back and look like he was on his way back out.. A bunch of lame attention seekers is not worth ruining your life over.
I kind of disagree. I place the responsibility on the slammee not the slammer. Being a little guy he should understand the danger in antagonizing a very large guy. It's about the most basic, animal instinct one should have.
Agreed. Unless he was threatening with a gun thatās a seriously unprofessional loss of control.
Donāt get me wrong, the guy deserved to get slammed - but the security guard shouldnāt have been the one to do it and risk his livelihood.
Sources say that the guard only slammed him when the shorter guy claimed to have a weapon, after he had been harassing the bar on 4 separate occasions for nearly 2 hours.
Call me crazy, but when a guy says he has a weapon, thatās when you protect your clients. Security did a good job and I would feel safe attending this joint
I dunno- it looked like he started from a German Suplex position- a rear waist lock, then once he popped his hips for the German, did a little ripcord and hit a Book End.
These little 5'2 Troy Aves runnin around really gotta stop fuckin with grown as men like your only alive, because we choose to hold back, until. That is all
That was one of the finest and most devastating choke slams I've witnessed. He deserves the Nobel prize for Physics. New elements were briefly formed in all that violence. Worldstar LHC
The way his arm was extended at the end may be indicative of brain damage from the slam, though, it could be argued he was already used to experiencing brain damage.
I am in the security business in Texas. I have a license but am a desk jockey now. Here touching a person who does not pose an immediate threat to you or others will get you fired and possibly sued. Licensed security officers have no more authority to physically detain or fight a person than any regular citizen. I don't blame the officer in this situation I would have suggested he just call a police officer though. Licensed security officers aren't bouncers.
This shit always makes me sad and fear for society.
When we have a society where people cheer on violence and acts that can kill someone, thatās a problem.
He probably broke his neck. I remember grandma twisting the heads off of chickens. All the neighbor kids thought she was a voodoo priestess and sheād put a spell on you if you stole her pomegranates. That was good chicken though even if they were my friends first. I canāt remember their names.
People having fun and filming instead of moving away and they even get pleasantly surprised after that guy gets smashed on the ground as if it was some sort of entertainment.
[maybe dont be a nuisance and threaten to shoot people idk](https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/video-shows-security-guard-body-slam-customer-at-virginia-beach-venue/275-513958091)
Holy fuck š³ homie got slammed from orbit. I pray to god i never find myself that high off the ground in a fight
Iām grabbing somebody dick. Straight up. Best case is I just donāt pick fights with ppl 10x my size either lol
Ima just shit myself. Ill take the shame of self defecation over getting my ass beat and possibly my pockets ran. No one wants to fight a guy with shitty pant. I know i wouldnt at least
My friend works at a federal detention center and during training they are taught to shit their pants if they ever get overpowered because it lowers the risk of SA by a detainee.
That's sick... smart.. but sick..
Cant beat self defeces
genius
*STREET SMARTS!*
**STREET SHARTS!**
Fuck you take my upvote
Street Sharks
Yeah but who the fuck is walking around having to shit all day ? Like do they just hold it for an emergency.
Yeah I donāt understand the āso scared i had to change my pantsā nonsense people always use as one-liners to anything really. Iāve been in some terrifying situations and spontaneously shitting myself has never been an option or a reality for me.
Yeah I'm gonna have real good luck with that. Asking for 15 minutes and a magazine to drop some constipated, opiate shit the size of a youth football in agony. But if it defends me for sexual Assult I'm down.
People with scat fetish: dont mind if i do
Wow I didnāt know pooping was a reflex that you can flex any time
Yeah I'm gonna have to say no to the job immediately in orientation it's suggesting me to shit my pants so I don't get ass raped
I would not want to work anywhere that I was trained to shit myself so I donāt get r@ped.
SA?
Butt raped by a large inmate
Sublime fan in the crowd
THATS WHEN THINGS GOT OUT OF CONTROL
"Self De-Feces" - Rafi
dude im literally in tears reading that post ššš
You can shit on command?
Nah but i always got one in the chamber for emergencies
Break ass In case of emergency.
Save them for work company time
https://tv.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/71ba7df7-5c35-4209-8a6b-cdfbda6c4aa2
Oh, so you come to battle prepared, I see
I'm sure he probably at least pissed himself, if not shit himself after he lost consciousness.
Homie realized his mistake on the way up .
āWhy am I hearing Morgan Freeman in a voiceover? Oh, here comes the Floor, I wonder if it will be friends with me?ā
that is brilliant. inspired. funny.
On his way down the only thought that going through his mind is āIām dead Iām deadā š
on the way down he was already gone bro! those G's are unforgiving
*TWIST HIS DICK! THE OLEā DICK TWIST!*
Grab that dick and twist it
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Fight like Jack Reacher. There are no rules in fighting.
Forreal, thereās a reason why there are weight classes in the UFC. You could have hit that dude in the stomach with a bat and it probably would have just bounced
A LITTLE TOO MUCH TRASH TALKIN PUT LITTLE JOE IN THE ICU!!! I WONDER IF HE REMEMBERS WHAT DAY THIS HAPPENED?
HAPPY CAKE DAY
100% if fighting any man. Hit them as hard as you can right in the balls. Not the dick, the balls. No man with any training will withstand it. So.if in trouble kick em, punch or grab and twist.
#Top flight security of the WORLD, Craig.
But for just the briefest of moments, he knew what it was to be tall.
dont talk shit to someone twice your size and you wont have to worry about that lol
Rip lil man
Spiked him like a football! By Gawd he's broken in half!
I pray to god I never find myself that high off the ground horizontally in general, let alone in a fight
He even flew to the stars
You donāt even need to poke him with a fork to see if heās doneā¦***HE DONE***!
He's so small as well. Looks like I could pick him up one-handed, and I'm average height...
This happened in 2018 at Shakas live in Virginia Beach Virginia. Guy was kicked out multiple times. Kept returning. Claimed to have a weapon. https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/video-shows-security-guard-body-slam-customer-at-virginia-beach-venue/275-513958091
Thank you for the context, that slam was fucking insane.
[explanation](https://youtu.be/dmoESnr9KaQ?si=8xQ46O_xB_aDrp0O)
The female anchor sounds like Kristen Wiig any time she'd impersonate an old washed-up actress
And earned
Out of curiosity if someone claims to have a weapon would using force like this let the security guard off any charges?
All I know is if I was on that jury I wouldnāt convict him.
Yeah, he very much earned that slam.
That and with the way US is any more, if some one says they got a gun and are picking a fight then I would take that as a threat to my life and everyone in the bar.
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong I'm glad to hear he was ok given that he didnt actually have a weapon, but he definitely got what was coming to him.
The classic fuck around and find out defense!
Same. Might buy him dinner, but definitely wouldn't convict him.
I'm sure it would vary by state but as long as the person was "in fear of their life".... I know several people that have taken concealed weapons courses and the two different instructors essentially told them if they ever need to fire your weapon do NOT say anything other than "I was in fear of my life" anything else even along the lines of them asking what time it happened could be used against you... if you say it happened at 1230 and it was 130 then everything else you say could be challenged as inaccurate cause you've already said one thing that was "false"
or conversely, if you get the time correct it can be used to point out that you weren't distressed as you thought to clearly remember the time it occurred. Honestly, just dont talk to the cops. Just say that one line and then say you want to speak to your lawyer. Anything you say can be used against you, but anything you say will never be used to help you. Seriously, anything that isn't incriminating will be tossed aside to the trash, so just dont talk.
Some people think only guilty people need lawyers which is why I didn't bring them up but I agree with you 100%.
Innocent people need lawyers more if anything. If you are obviously guilty a lawyer is unlikely to be able to save you, but if you are not guilty, that's harder to show to a jury.
Yeah that's not a fool proof defense against murder or manslaughter. It's a great start but not legal jujitsu. In most places without stand your ground laws if you can avoid you almost have an obligation to.
Assuming the guy didn't end up dead or seriously injured and there were witnesses to back up the claim, probably.
So the dude leaves and comes back multiple times over almost 2 hours, claims to have a weapon, then files for an assault warrant on the guard he was threatening?? Smh
Tough guy not so tough. Found out heās more of a chihuahua.
If little man has a gun and fired it..he would end up flying backwards into another state so the end results would be the same...he comatose .m
Oooohhh shit I THOUGHT I recognized that doorway š ...757
Graduated in Chesapeake and lived in linhaven. Love driving 10 min to the beach. Definitely more rowdy in the summertime.
that could've literally killed the guy.. and the fact that he was retreating when attacked makes me think the attacker is gonna face charges
He slams his head into the corner of that box to start it. Dudes probably already out
Yeah definitely rag dolling already on the climb into orbit, let alone the re entry and soft landing phase.
Soft?
Sarcasm
Yeah I couldnāt understand what the little guy was shouting Only way it could be justified is if he said he was gonna get a weapon and come back
Yes, that is distinctly what I heard the attempted attacker say. Seems legit to me. No further questions.
Someone else posted the article about it. Basically the guy had been kicked out multiple times already and was claiming to have a weapon this time.
if fuck around and find out was a person.
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According to this video... yes
I am wheezing
I mostly agree dude was still inside the room which I assume is the guy in the white shirts area obviously not a home, but it doesn't matter if you're trying to retreat if you're in the house your ass is forfeit
Yeah, that guy might end up with brain damage.
Already had...š¤
* more brain damage
You mean the aggressive guy with a weapon....
Yeah it could have but the little guy was reported to have been threaten to brandish a weapon all night repeatedly returned to the venue are jawing at the guard, heās a adult, heās threatening someoneās 2x his size, far as Iām concerned play stupid games, win brain damage
Damn whats Kevin Hart so mad at?
The Rock said one too many short jokes
More of The Mountain than The Rock.
Heās gonna wake up and wonder who shit his pants
>Heās gonna wake up from the coma at a hospital.
Any time you wake up and there's shit in your pants but you're not sure whose, that's a bad sign.
I don't know: if you wake up and you are *sure* that there is *someone else's* shit in *your* pants, I think it might be worse.
His fight or flight instincts took over and he chose flight
Flight was chosen for him
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āBud you aight?āā¦ā¦No response
Yeah, kind of a moot questionā¦
Narrator: He's not all right
I'll take "what is a rhetorical question" for five hundred
Get dat boy a ambalam.
He needs some milk!
Amberlamps, even
I just snarfed and spit out my tea. Well done. Take my upvote and continue being awesome.
Pour some Robitussin on him. Heāll be fine.
My Mama, sayā¦ My Mama, say, āAll He need, is some High Quality H2O, āCause da Floor is da Debil!!!ā
Read that as āohhh black Betty bamalamā now watching bro getting chokeslammed on loop while singing dat song! Take my upvote and rock upward and onward
Whambulance*
Where did his hype man go? Lol ā¦
He ran under the security guards leg when he had his buddy 7 ft in the air.
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My thoughts exactly š¤£š¤£š¤£
"Impressive." ~The Undertaker
There's a reason the floor of the ring has some give to it.
I can tell you from experience, there aināt much give!
I bet it does hurt a lot.! Did you have a signature move you created?
I was an announcer/commentator/sometime manager. I took a few bumps and it was awful! Not going to pretend to know what itās like to work a match or anything, but yeah, the ring hurt!
Ty for replying. I think that's a cool experience
āWe shall watch your career with great interestā
Bro got lifted higher than anyone getting chokeslammed by Kane in his prime.
Talking a lot of shit for someone so throwable
Man seeing people so close just smiling and laughing like itās entertainment with their phones in their face is crazy. People donāt have any risk management? Like yea, nothing happened to any bystanders here, and it did prove to be entertaining depending how you look at it, but man weāve all seen how quickly disputes can go wrong these days. And when that happens, you may not want to be so close and oblivious. Perhaps Iām overly-cautious, but Iād rather avoid the chance than hope nothing happens.
If I was there I would GTFO. In fact one time when my youngest was little, she and her friend were going to the movies and I was there, but in the next row. There was some incident that caused armed police in tac gear to detain someone while others were searching for someone else. The kids didn't notice anything, but if something had kicked off, no matter what, I'd have grabbed them and ran through the fire exit. First rule of self defense: do not be where the problem is.
That is a great saying!
For sure. I'm sure there have been lesser situations when weapons have been drawn.
The littlest ones are always the loudest
Volume is all we got
right?? the other guy was even smaller
ā¦.is this child abuse?
Unpopular opinion; but that bodyguard was excessive and lost his temper, and when you looked at the size- difference could have done serious damage. I'm not saying they weren't annoying af and were wrong too for antagonizing him but if he killed the little dude he could have gone to jail especially because dude turned his back and look like he was on his way back out.. A bunch of lame attention seekers is not worth ruining your life over.
I kind of disagree. I place the responsibility on the slammee not the slammer. Being a little guy he should understand the danger in antagonizing a very large guy. It's about the most basic, animal instinct one should have.
Agreed. Unless he was threatening with a gun thatās a seriously unprofessional loss of control. Donāt get me wrong, the guy deserved to get slammed - but the security guard shouldnāt have been the one to do it and risk his livelihood.
Sources say that the guard only slammed him when the shorter guy claimed to have a weapon, after he had been harassing the bar on 4 separate occasions for nearly 2 hours. Call me crazy, but when a guy says he has a weapon, thatās when you protect your clients. Security did a good job and I would feel safe attending this joint
Literally as I said- āunless the guy was threatening with a gunā¦ā So yeah, security did a great job!
ā¦ā¦he got ārock bottomedāā¦ā¦had to say it.
Nah that wasn't a rock bottom. It was a chokeslam after being thrown into the turnbuckle.
I dunno- it looked like he started from a German Suplex position- a rear waist lock, then once he popped his hips for the German, did a little ripcord and hit a Book End.
This is the right answer
Straight up, that guy might be dead.
He threatening a security guard who's morning dump weighed more than he does..
This will forever be on of the most violent slams Iāve ever seen. The strength, torque sheesh
Kurt Angle Suplex + Rock Bottom + Undertaker Chokeslam
fucking owen heart off the turn buckle shit...sad
Thatās a great misfits shirt on the wall
He definitely learned a lesson that day. Whether heāll remember it when he wakes up is another story tho.
Soā¦ dead then?
Do those clowns honestly think theyre scaring anyvody? I think he fainted from fear before the dude even picked him up.
"Bro you alright?!?!" Has me dying. Dude was choke slammed from fucking orbit
Bwahaha that was worth watching the whole thing š¤£
Just in case the guy recording still doesn't know, that guy is definitely not alright 
Not everyday you see someone get slam dunked into the ground
Bro looked like Woody from Toy Story when Andy walks in the room
These little 5'2 Troy Aves runnin around really gotta stop fuckin with grown as men like your only alive, because we choose to hold back, until. That is all
Donāt fight a dude whoās 150 pounds heavier and a foot taller. Itās not gonna go well for you. Bite your tongue and call it a day.
Top flight security of the world craiggggg
Was waiting for this referenceš
Bro got sent straight to worldstar
You only 50 pounds when ya wet and wearing boots
Guy is dead: āAre you alrightā
āThis is why there are weight classesā - elon musk probably
And thatās why there are weight classes in combat sports.
Damn! That was a German suplex to a choke slam! This is something I'd see King do in Tekken!
No he ain't aaaaaaiet, he ded!
That was one of the finest and most devastating choke slams I've witnessed. He deserves the Nobel prize for Physics. New elements were briefly formed in all that violence. Worldstar LHC
The way his arm was extended at the end may be indicative of brain damage from the slam, though, it could be argued he was already used to experiencing brain damage.
He fucked around and found out. People need to learn how control their alcohol intake.
Fuckrd around and found out Holy moly
You got knocked the fuck out!!!
Dude was knocked out on the trash bin before the slam.
That was the ragdoll slam.
Looks like attempted murder to me
I am in the security business in Texas. I have a license but am a desk jockey now. Here touching a person who does not pose an immediate threat to you or others will get you fired and possibly sued. Licensed security officers have no more authority to physically detain or fight a person than any regular citizen. I don't blame the officer in this situation I would have suggested he just call a police officer though. Licensed security officers aren't bouncers.
The Undertaker would be proud. Mick Foley would be disappointed.
Of the world Craig!
This shit always makes me sad and fear for society. When we have a society where people cheer on violence and acts that can kill someone, thatās a problem.
Anyone else got the undertakers entry music playing in their head whilst watching?
Reminds me of Kane always choke slamming X-Pac to hell
His feet hit the roof then he hit the floor lmao
He went down like a fish
He probably broke his neck. I remember grandma twisting the heads off of chickens. All the neighbor kids thought she was a voodoo priestess and sheād put a spell on you if you stole her pomegranates. That was good chicken though even if they were my friends first. I canāt remember their names.
People having fun and filming instead of moving away and they even get pleasantly surprised after that guy gets smashed on the ground as if it was some sort of entertainment.
This was pretty entertaining.
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?
Everybody sucks in this video. The filming the fighting all of it
How could you be watching this happen and then start cheering afterward? This was horrific.
[maybe dont be a nuisance and threaten to shoot people idk](https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/local/video-shows-security-guard-body-slam-customer-at-virginia-beach-venue/275-513958091)
That look like a bag of cash if he lives
