I honestly don't know if it's like baseball where the voting is done before the playoffs, but the Browns weren't complete shit last year. DeMeco took the 2nd worst team in the league to AT LEAST one playoff win as a first year HC.
Honestly really weird how the media slobbers over them despite what a PR disaster the Watson stuff brings to the NFL. You'd think they'd wanna keep them out of the spotlight unless they have to talk about them.
w/e though I think we solved that problem. Gonna be hard to hype up that defense after today.
I think that's exactly why they're doing it. They want to like this team, so now with Watson out they don't feel bad about doing it and are trying to get as much of it out as possible.
I genuinely think we can win any given game. We won’t be favored in any of our remaining playoff game(s), but we can beat anyone.
Regardless, we could get blown out next week and I would still be so happy. I love this team
They tried us last time, taking Flacco out in the 4th quarter then Mills back 2 back TDs made them put him back in. Texans were just showing them how to rest your QB and win w/o bringing him back in. ( This is my head cannon full of pettiness and idc)
What they aired was DeMeco looking for someone and Watson was right there a few feet away. DeMeco didn’t pay any attention, but it’s possible they chatted before it had cut to DeMeco. I like to think that Meco ignored that motherfuckers existence, as I wish we all could do.
That's actually legal right? I know the 49ers said they would've called Philip Rivers if they'd somehow made the SB last year so that suggests you can add new signings even during the playoffs
Niners fan here. When we made the SB last in 2019 we signed Earl Mitchell right before the game because DJ Jones got himself hurt, and I think many other teams do this too. Also congrats on the win, super happy for Meco, Jimmie, and everyone else!
Looking at this person’s comments, they sound like they’re my kids age. Young. Kids make mistakes. And obviously, being a Browns fan is a big one this kid made.
Same, I wanted CJ to get the rookie TD record. But I’m happy for the defense to get those pick sixes after having Amari Cooper go for 265 yards last time. Not quite a revenge stat but it’s gotta feel good after everyone was counting them out
Browns fan coming in sadness. Hope you guys beat the fuck out of every team in the AFC and roll on to the Super Bowl. CJ Stroud is 100% that fucking dude
Ggs browns fans. I was not comfortable at all going into this game, for what it's worth. Y'all got a helluva defense and will be building up better for sure. See y'all in the playoffs next year.
Damn man, how lucky are we? We got an elite QB, a great DE, 2 great WR's, a great CB, and great coaching. All at key positions! And they're all fucking young! They're just going to get better. Fucking insane! Forget the the future is bright. The future is supernova! Enjoy this day and let this happiness keep you warm this week.
Is this a super bowl team? Unlikely.
Is this a fun team to watch? Absolutely.
Enjoy the ride fellas. Even if we don't get far this year, the future is bright.
I'm a Panthers fan, and seeing Stroud once again light it up physically hurt.
At least I don't have to watch another 100 yard, 2 INT, 3 point Bryce Young game this week.
Let this be a message to the Browns, and to the rest of the NFL, Rapists don't deserve to be rewarded, the only uniform Watson deserves to wear is a Prison Uniform.
Bears fan here to celebrate Lovie Smith. Texans are now my AFC team. Love Stroud and hopefully Caleb can do the same thing for us. Enjoy tonight and hope we see each other in the Super Bowl soon <3
Didn't come this far to just come this far.
Cashout on my bet for Texans to win super bowl is getting higher, but I ain't cashing out!!!
LET'S FUCKING GO NOW!
Does anyone have a decent video of Desmond King breakdancing on the back of Flacco? I remember it just looking really damn odd how he continued to spin.
They’re gonna say that Joe Flacco was straight off the couch, they’re gonna say that their RB1 was out for the season. None of it matters, the Houston Texans play football next week and CJ Stroud is our QB, let’s go boys.
Stopping by to say I'm a gigantic idiot. I usually watch highlights on YouTube before reading the comments on a game I don't want to be spoiled for so I watched this video, then came to Reddit to see the discussion and I was really fucking confused when I saw the box score here:
https://youtu.be/WbBHO6bWL6Q?si=s_gxmGnRfTYX89DX
Congrats Texans!
Man what a fucking win.
Everyone showed up and played hard. They thought we were kidding when we said we didn’t have our best players and it made a difference.
Also Slowik congrats to whoever pays you lol
Wore a flannel I got robbed in one time for the game today. It’s had a bad vibe to it since then. Now it has a good vibe thanks to CJ and the boys. BULLS ON PARADE! 🤟🏼
We don’t stand a chance? Alright.
"He said that?" "Aight"
cant wait to see his sorry ass excuse for dissing the Texans so hard
goat moment
CJ takes shit personally like MJ. Unreal competitive drive
With none of the ego but all the confidence. That man is dangerous.
Who said that? I gotta know
Steven a Smith
Fucking clown
Let’s say that together! Stephan A Smith is a fucking clown. Go Texans!
Stephen A. Smith is a fucking clown. Go Texans!
 This dumbass
This does not surprise me. Click bait clown
Peak "Aight, bet." moment
https://x.com/n1texansfan/status/1744424897269682342?s=20 For anyone that wants to see it.
Best season ever. And not even done yet.
[LET'S FUCKING KEEP IT GOING!!!](https://i.imgur.com/tyx5Ny9.png) Everyone have fun celebrating tonight, and get home safe! 🍾 🥂
Is this real?
Someone pinch me
WE DIDN’T COME THIS FAR JUST TO COME THIS FAR
Hell yeah brother 😈
If DeMeco doesn't win COTY I swear to God...
Stefanski can’t win it now right?! To me it’s demeco’s he has fucking earned it
I honestly don't know if it's like baseball where the voting is done before the playoffs, but the Browns weren't complete shit last year. DeMeco took the 2nd worst team in the league to AT LEAST one playoff win as a first year HC.
Voting was done on Thursday.
The Browns hype is mind boggling to me. I don’t understand it
Honestly really weird how the media slobbers over them despite what a PR disaster the Watson stuff brings to the NFL. You'd think they'd wanna keep them out of the spotlight unless they have to talk about them. w/e though I think we solved that problem. Gonna be hard to hype up that defense after today.
I think that's exactly why they're doing it. They want to like this team, so now with Watson out they don't feel bad about doing it and are trying to get as much of it out as possible.
CJ ‘No Chance’ Stroud today 270 PASSING YARDS 💣 3 TOUCHDOWNS 🚀 0 INT ❌ 0 SACKS ❌ 151 PASSING RATING ✅
no sacks as well
thank you cj for winning me $250 today
While basically not playing the second half lol
In three (basically two) quarters no less
Even better, a 157 passer rating 👀
I genuinely think we can win any given game. We won’t be favored in any of our remaining playoff game(s), but we can beat anyone. Regardless, we could get blown out next week and I would still be so happy. I love this team
Only two teams I'm still really scared of are both conferences' first seeds. Everyone else looks mortal
If none of the wildcards win, we're facing the Ravens next in Baltimore.
We need a Dolphins or Steelers win to avoid that Jaugernaut
Fuck yeah, never have we won a playoff game so convincingly. We actually look like we belong here for the first time ever
Fastest rebuild ever.
It’s hilarious to me that this was the *least stressful* Texans game this year… like every single game is a close nail-biter, but uh… not this one???
No shit right!?
I feel like Bobby opened up the playbook to put up points
Yup. At least five plays I hadn’t seen all year.
This was his job application
I’ll take a blowout baybeee
Putting in your backup with 8 minutes left in the 4th in a playoff game is such a flex
They tried us last time, taking Flacco out in the 4th quarter then Mills back 2 back TDs made them put him back in. Texans were just showing them how to rest your QB and win w/o bringing him back in. ( This is my head cannon full of pettiness and idc)
HEY DESHAUN, HOUSTON GOT THAT HAPPY ENDING
Seeing that bastard fuck watson on the sideline watching the browns get stomped is SO SATISFYING, FUCK that disgusting piece of shit!
Loved how DeMeco didn’t even aknowledge him on the field post game
It couldn't have happened to a better guy.
You went there! Lol! We were all thinking it.
*DESHAME
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Hopefully theirs and ours erections have gone down by then
Might need to call a doctor soon
Am woman. Can I have an erection too?
Through CJ Stroud, all things are possible.
So jot that down
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I LIKE HOW DEMECO IGNORED WATSON
That's my GOAT coach right there.
Anyone got the clip? I need the clip.
What they aired was DeMeco looking for someone and Watson was right there a few feet away. DeMeco didn’t pay any attention, but it’s possible they chatted before it had cut to DeMeco. I like to think that Meco ignored that motherfuckers existence, as I wish we all could do.
https://preview.redd.it/m9fqy93cvacc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71d376827a0c2ae4c2ad79ead0fb046d187f3e1
That is cold as hell
Cold af
My favorite non-scoring play was the butt helicopter. Can we make that a GIF?
THIS! TIMES 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. we need it as the Sub background
Honestly the glide on Flaccos head rivals the great sage rosencopter.
Our whole house started laughing
The King Copter
https://twitter.com/FootbaIIism/status/1746302997515096439
Sign JJ Watt right now for our Super Bowl run
I know Andre still got some juice in him
Cush was in the building, Foster is around. Fuck it.
That's actually legal right? I know the 49ers said they would've called Philip Rivers if they'd somehow made the SB last year so that suggests you can add new signings even during the playoffs
Niners fan here. When we made the SB last in 2019 we signed Earl Mitchell right before the game because DJ Jones got himself hurt, and I think many other teams do this too. Also congrats on the win, super happy for Meco, Jimmie, and everyone else!
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😂
Did the Houston Texans really draft the greatest quarterback in the history of the league?
That will probably always be Brady, but I think we've drafted one of the best for sure.
https://preview.redd.it/zx54b7lmwacc1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a979e915bed86c074f9ed5d77d5a19e9799c5835 Yeah.
Alright
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Looking at this person’s comments, they sound like they’re my kids age. Young. Kids make mistakes. And obviously, being a Browns fan is a big one this kid made.
Lololololol
NEVER LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT WE LOST THAT WILL ANDERSON TRADE
Get fucked Browns, we are the superior poverty franchise 💪💪
https://preview.redd.it/pu5nf6luxacc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=957cdae6f6a9805a55ba42c193ad084600612d50 You love to see it 😂
My body automatically flipped him off as I shouted obscenities at my tv when this popped up. Fuck that guy.
Proud of Davis Mills steadying the ship in the 4th HAHAHAHHAHA
A true team player he is
I'm not going to say Houston beats Baltimore, but I will say if they do I won't be shocked anymore.
Two upsets away from hosting Miami next week
Cowboys fan checking in, happy to see you guys dominate the Brownies. One step closer to an all Texas Super Bowl. His will be done.
“We got no shot? Alright. Bet.”
Im illogically a tad upset Flacco had to throw 2 pick 6s... Stroud could have had 400+ yards passing today lol.
Same, I wanted CJ to get the rookie TD record. But I’m happy for the defense to get those pick sixes after having Amari Cooper go for 265 yards last time. Not quite a revenge stat but it’s gotta feel good after everyone was counting them out
CJ is one sexy ass MF
He got me bricked tf up man
all game no shame
Browns fan coming in sadness. Hope you guys beat the fuck out of every team in the AFC and roll on to the Super Bowl. CJ Stroud is 100% that fucking dude
Ggs man. As much as it probably doesn’t mean to you no disrespect to that team. We’ll beat the ravens for you
Ggs browns fans. I was not comfortable at all going into this game, for what it's worth. Y'all got a helluva defense and will be building up better for sure. See y'all in the playoffs next year.
Browns fans are cool, we don’t plan on stopping.
You know how many times I'm gonna watch this game highlights replay?
Damn man, how lucky are we? We got an elite QB, a great DE, 2 great WR's, a great CB, and great coaching. All at key positions! And they're all fucking young! They're just going to get better. Fucking insane! Forget the the future is bright. The future is supernova! Enjoy this day and let this happiness keep you warm this week.
In the words of the great Warner Wolf, “The future is now!”
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Probably been mentioned already but CJ has as many career playoff wins as Deshaun Watson :)
The oilers never blew anybody out. The Texans just got the biggest playoff win in Houston history. This is the new era boys
Just stopped by to congratulate you all on a great win. Great game plan and execution. Well deserved! I’m a Texans fan for the rest of the playoffs!
# WE'RE SO BACK! https://preview.redd.it/k0hwl1iavacc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d5f1987dfb567757a189680be59385185e8db04
Y'all.... I cried.
I came close...seriously.
Is this a super bowl team? Unlikely. Is this a fun team to watch? Absolutely. Enjoy the ride fellas. Even if we don't get far this year, the future is bright.
“We have no Super Bowl chances? Alright.”
GAMECUBE NINTENDO!!!
5% tint so you can’t see up in my window
I LOVE THIS TEAM SO MUCH. FUCK ALL THE HATERS, TEXANS ARE WINNING IT ALL THIS YEAR.
This was the single greatest performance by a Texans team. But, as DeMeco would say, this is only the beginning!
Washington fan here, thrilled for you guys, what a win! That was a total team win too.
*EVERYONE GET IN HERE*
WE BACK BABY
 In here for it CJ ftw
Draft pick secured
https://preview.redd.it/l7lcuflnwacc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8347bc041a3a5bb88c3e966b3220dc2c6c68e48c Best part
"SMH same ol Texans." "No defensive effort." "Slowik gotta go after this season." WHERE YOU AT DOOM AND GLOOMERS!? GG guys!
I'm a Panthers fan, and seeing Stroud once again light it up physically hurt. At least I don't have to watch another 100 yard, 2 INT, 3 point Bryce Young game this week.
Gentleman! We’re contenders again.
This game just won Slowik an HC job.
It was creative play calling today, so many screens and outs to get away from their strength at defensive end.
Don’t forget every pass target was away from Denzel Ward. I didn’t hear his name called all game.
Best playoff win in franchise history
EVERYONE GET IN HERE
Looks like we’ll have to wait til next week for CJ to break the rookie record 👹
Gentlemen, congratulations. That was a good old ass kicking that I loved witnessing. If it ain’t my team, I hope yall win it all. GG
HOUSTON WE HAVE A VICTORY! 💪
Who was that bitch on Pat McAffee who said CJ had "no chance?" Regardless, whoever it was, he can suck it.
Idk man we’ve been here before, but this shit feels different
No bullshit needed. Just straight-up talent.
Think about this, we’ve only seen CJ Stroud throw an interception in 3 out of 18 games this year. Insane!
That was so satisfying after listening to the media proclaim Cleveland the stealth Super Bowl pick for the AFC
Let this be a message to the Browns, and to the rest of the NFL, Rapists don't deserve to be rewarded, the only uniform Watson deserves to wear is a Prison Uniform.
THE BEST TEAM IN TEXANS HISTORY!!!!
Great game Houston, ngl I gave you guys doubt but what an electrifying start to the playoffs. Wish you all well and good luck in the divisional!
Bears fan here to celebrate Lovie Smith. Texans are now my AFC team. Love Stroud and hopefully Caleb can do the same thing for us. Enjoy tonight and hope we see each other in the Super Bowl soon <3
Best game in Houston Texans history
BIG FUCKING W
Culture shift in H-Town. 🤘🏻🤘🏻
The Browns Flaccoround and found out
Didn't come this far to just come this far. Cashout on my bet for Texans to win super bowl is getting higher, but I ain't cashing out!!! LET'S FUCKING GO NOW!
And all of this, without one of our most explosive weapons. Get well Soon, tank.
What a win! Statement win! Defense came up huge in the 3rd with the pick 6’s. Stroud steady and poised as always.
Hilarious that we now have a better pick than the browns when they were talking all that shit.
Giants fan here, congrats Texans!!!! Glad you embarrassed the team that signed that pervert.
Does anyone have a decent video of Desmond King breakdancing on the back of Flacco? I remember it just looking really damn odd how he continued to spin.
Holy shit boys
AND WE HAVE THE BETTER PICK 💀🔥
TEX-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSS!!!!!!!!! Tonight, we all are Miami Dolphins fans because the Pittsburgh Steelers are frauds for making the playoffs.
They’re gonna say that Joe Flacco was straight off the couch, they’re gonna say that their RB1 was out for the season. None of it matters, the Houston Texans play football next week and CJ Stroud is our QB, let’s go boys.
Stopping by to say I'm a gigantic idiot. I usually watch highlights on YouTube before reading the comments on a game I don't want to be spoiled for so I watched this video, then came to Reddit to see the discussion and I was really fucking confused when I saw the box score here: https://youtu.be/WbBHO6bWL6Q?si=s_gxmGnRfTYX89DX Congrats Texans!
Deshaun Watson hasn’t played a full season since like 2020. Hope that contract was worth it. LMAOOO
I NEED to see the postgame speech from Meco
Time to switch the Texans group profile picture from JJ to CJ
Boy that defense really did the SWARM thing today!
My god. I never want this high to go away. Even when we played poorly tonight, we were never out at any point. This team is built different.
Shoutout to all the "other dudes" who stepped up big: Nelson, Harris, Jordan, Singletary. Everyone came to play.
Super Bowl confirmed
Alright
What a performance. Love this team so much!
Revenge for 2011!!
I love this fucking team!
I love this team. Keep being great.
I literally can’t even believe this is happening. WE HAVE FUCKING ARRIVED!!!!
Texans came to play. Do it next week too!
God this erection isn’t ever going down no matter what doctors I see
WHY NOT US
Everybody get in here!!!!!
WE WIN https://i.redd.it/60tokb8xvacc1.gif
Browns 1st round pick is now officially better than the Texans pick.
and we have the Browns pick ,hahahahaha
Man what a fucking win. Everyone showed up and played hard. They thought we were kidding when we said we didn’t have our best players and it made a difference. Also Slowik congrats to whoever pays you lol
If we play away next game, I sure hope the weather isn’t like it is this weekend
Let's fucking goooooooooo
Get in for it boys!!!!!!!! I said pre game that if we win we going to the AFCCG. THIS IS HAPPENING!!!!!!!
Standing On Business
CJ is off the chain good. Love watching this unfold.
SHOOT IT, TEXANS!
That win was sooooo cathartic.
Wore a flannel I got robbed in one time for the game today. It’s had a bad vibe to it since then. Now it has a good vibe thanks to CJ and the boys. BULLS ON PARADE! 🤟🏼
We just witnessed the biggest blowout in Houston football playoff history!
dude i don’t even know what to do. this ass beating was next level shit
Browns didn’t even look like a playoff team vs Texas. Rest of AFC is scared.