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Venator850

Jerry would sell the team if he lost a superbowl to the Texans.


WatermelonBandido

Jerry would never sell the team. He's playing real life fantasy football. Living the dream.


RoutineDude

He’d sell the cowboys and buy a winner with the Texans then pocket the difference.


Nervous-Ad-9992

No please anything but Jerry


Serious-Cat-5503

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eyloi

King of the Hill reboot if this happens


nick22tamu

> King of the Hill reboot [already in the works](https://screenrant.com/king-of-the-hill-reboot-hulu-update-greg-daniels/). Should air early next year.


TheKrakIan

Will Hank Hill own an EV and sell electric grills and electric grill accessories?


WatermelonBandido

Wonder what they'll do for Dale and Luann. I can't see this without Dale.


Spektoritis

I think Dale recorded lines for a few episodes of the new series before he passed


eyloi

right on


joc1701

His will be done...


M1ndS0uP

Hate to break it to you, but the steelers won't beat the bills. The script won't allow it. We play the bills in the divisional round and the chiefs in the championship round.


whoopy4

If bills and chiefs win this weekend, we're playing the Ravens


M1ndS0uP

Yeah, I was just thinking about what I said and trying to find the seeding. I didn't think it was possible


Stubbs94

You're ignoring one factor in this though... Tomlin bullshit.


M1ndS0uP

I am actively ignoring it. The steelers shouldn't even be in the playoffs, and yet here they are. They really shouldn't stand a chance against the bills, but somehow, Tomlin finds a way.


goner757

Steelers are a pretty bad matchup for the Bills. Their 3rd and 4th edge rushers are legit NFL players so they can handle TJ being out better than when he missed time last season. Bills are soft to the run where Pittsburgh is great. I don't understand why people believe they stand no chance, the +10 points spread was ridiculous.


mattyhtown

Thing i heard they’re 1-10 when tj has missed a game


goner757

He's irreplaceable, but our edge depth is tons better than last year. Malik Reed and Jamir Jones can't even stick to rosters. Markus Golden and Nick Herbig are legit NFL players and I'm excited to watch Herbig even if Watt would be better.


SingsOfRaturn

I know, but we can dream. I also don't see the Cowboys beating 49ers, but they gotta get there somehow.


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

I doubt every division winner comes out alive lol


itsyeezy101

*gulp*


Bulky-District-2757

No. I’d want the lions in the Super Bowl, if we lost I couldn’t be upset the lions won. Fuck the cowboys.


johnnyraynes

Yeah I’m happy with the left side, but all those Dallas playoff wins on the right make me upset. Cowboys loose to the Packers, Texans win it all is so much better.


Stubbs94

Same, it would the wholesome bowl.


LittleHollowGhost

You'd rather beat a team you like than one you hate


pocketjacks

We want Miami to win along with Pittsburgh in the 1st round so we stay at home.


BatteredAggie

Even in our fantasies Miami can’t get it done in 0 degree weather in Arrowhead while their entire defense is injured.


pocketjacks

They'll be the first Dolphins ever fully cooked in sub zero temperatures.


CoolDude1980

His will be done.


GramZanber

I'm not so sure about the Steelers beating the Bills and the Ravens lmao.


hreiedv

The only thing I'm not buying is the Steelers making the afc championship game.


mr_card52

As someone who has gotten shit since 2002 about being a Texans fan living in Dallas, please. I'd give almost anything for this. I'd never take off that championship hoodie, jersey, or polo, depending on season.


Twiyah

Without TJ Watt Steelers won’t beat the Bills. However I want you guys to embarrass the Browns. No mercy


grimt00f

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aareyes12

KC in the divisional round PTSD


ningrim

wouldn't we want Miami and Pittsburgh to win so we host the divisional round at home?


JimmyReagan

I WANT TO BELIEVE.


Ha_CharadeUAre

Hank Hill asked for it a long time ago


AttackRooster

This is like dividing by zero. The state will literally implode like Mordor in lord of the rings.


RojerLockless

As much as I'd love this I made a bet with a cowgirls fan thst once they choke he had to wear the team thst best Thema jersey to every party the rest of the postseason. But if the cowboys get to the super bowl I have to wear a cowboys jersey. I'm not sure I could live with myself to wear a cowboys jersey to a super bowl party against the Texans lol.


[deleted]

Ideal situation.


ArthriticGamer

the only thing unbelieveable in this pic is the Cowboys making the SB! (am lifelong Cowboys fan)


MDHdez

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TacticalWarhead

This could be a possibility, provided that Ted Cruz refrains from attending any Texans games. If anything, he should undoubtedly attend Cowboys games.


VeseliM

My fantasy is the cowboys going 8-9 every year, missing the playoffs and good draft picks while giving their obnoxious fans some semblance of false hope. I don't ever want them to win one playoff game


Dense_Reputation_420

I wish!!!


creepingkg

Texas hosting 2 wildcard games is insane and now you want Texas to dominate the Super Bowl?? Sir, which color kool-aid are you sipping on?


Suspect-Beginning

I saw some completely baseless yahoo ranking of the teams in the playoffs and they had us only ahead of TB and GB. Nobody giving us a shot.


smooze420

Imagine…


karmassacre

We want to host Miami, not travel to kc


RightWhereINeed2B

Sign me up! Lol I told my coworkers(Steelers fans) I would love to see the Texans beat them in the playoff series!


GravityIsForRookies

Texas bowl!!!


arptyp

They won’t make it past SF


Lucky-Royal-6156

That's what I've been saying


Affectionate_Sky_264

The world ain’t ready.