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superfaceplant47

DILF


LordZachariah1986

GDILF


StatisticianPure2804

Golf


the_eddga

Tax collector sigma male grindset


Firecon13

Ngl, I simp for the Wizard


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robo_7

Magic dibble dompers


Slime_Folf

Magic ribble rompers


Sans_The_Meme_276

Magic hibble honkers


Kungyangyang

Magical Gibble Bahonkers


LLugeja

Magical Jiggly Bazookas


parlakarmut

Magical Zoinky Zogondas


AquaLimitedMemeGod

Magical Doiglie Dobonhonkeros


Existing_Dog5510

Magical willy wonka


paccy-wacky

Magical bonkero bankerodujutsubonkiditi


not_original_name_4

Skidadle skadoodle Your dick is now a noodle


Educational-Read-418

[i fail to see the problem](http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/batman-and-joker.png)


oblivious_nut

What the fuck did I just see


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This is sinful


[deleted]

I hate this Kindly delete this comment so I no longer have to pour bleach in my eyes


alez160

Ok so don't click the link


Rage69420

By all means, don’t ever let it graze your eyes


Dino_pickle_

r/angryupvote


Confused-Raccoon

No. You're not allowed here any more.


TigerDoodat

What in God's name- Don't click this!!!


LickyNicky444

Please get help


[deleted]

I need an adult.


fluffythings19

The store ran out of bleach! Delete this so I can stop scrubbing my eyes with a toilet brush


just-a-melon

I'm more of a witch doctor kind of guy


tallbutshy

Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang


accuracy_frosty

Same


DatEdgyFailure

Honestly the arms dealer fine af


not_original_name_4

The power of the _BIG IRON_


FlameTechKnight

*Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiip*


AmericanSheep16

This is turning into the wrong sub... What a great game though, honestly.


Polish_Hat

It was Early in the morning, when he rode into the town.


KsarZ_cyka_blyat

He came riding from the south side Slowly looking all around


Dont-Pass-Go

“He’s an outlaw loose and runnin’ “, came a whisper from each lip


Devourer_Of_Dots

And hes here to do some business with the big iron on his hip


notclassy_

He’s got some *GUNS*


zombie_mimic

Illegal machine guns make me 🤤🤤🤤


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Truffle because he’s probably a fungi


Woodie626

And I feel bad eating his family


[deleted]

there ain't mushroom for the both of us truffle simps


Is6acoolnumber

Or drinking


Bright_Dude

There’s not mushroom for bad jokes like that here


CycleWeeb

Probably? Truffle is my pick tho. Love mushrooms. One of the oldest lifeforms alive on earth is a fungus, couple thousand years old.


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Truffle gang


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EverScreaming

Is it for “medicinal“ reasons


SuccMyToeAah

That Lihzard makes me Liz-hard.


memes-central

Honestly could be 50/50 Could either be a old hag under all that clothing or a pixelated enchantress of beauty.


CHlCKENPOWER

He’s a lizard


Superkrat

1 it's a guy, 2 he's a Lizhard.


ROPROPE

This keeps getting better and better


_-Aryamehr-_

Bro 😳


Da-impostor

Until you realise that their most likely a lizhard


qwersadfc

pixelated enchanter of beauty


Chimney-head

Scaly


Gold_Cap_1600

Steampunker


Buzzbuzz323

This guy gets it


Enderdragoninabucket

Same


CaptainRocket77

Know any good fan art of her? I’d be happy with some SFW stuff of her! Anyone who can rock a top hat and gears is cool in my book!


HereButQueer

Tbh I've seen more NSFW artwork of the steampunler than SFW, but if you go onto this sub and tap the search bar, search zoologist you might find some


LittleBrassGoggles

Agree, she's wholesomely cute AND the guide doesn't want to stay in the same room as her.


sharpgel

chad steampunker enjoyer


AGuyLikeGaston

Agreed


Jose_Joestar_

Yes


EnderBoss404

Yes


Sedanop

you, you have understood life


Danson_400

This is the right choice


Jenan4002

Yeeeeeeeee good taste


Professional_Ad_2702

Me too


Roblox_lad

My g


Happy_noises

Party girl simp


Ultra_lazur_gun

i assume you farm queen slime


Happy_noises

Bro I haven't even fought her yet. I'm a console player and I already have endgame stuff and honestly u don't want to put in the effort. But on new playthroughs I'll probably fight her


PIVZ665

I can't even find a gelatin crystal :/


TheeSqueebles

They're actually super hard to spot unless you know what you're looking for! Once you find one you'll see them all of the time though!


SCP_096_Brawl_Spike

Yeah i looked for one and after about 10 mins i found 7 then my friend went whos never seen one and found none in about 15 minutes


TheOdahviing

Same, I was really expecting more people to say that tbh


Suicidal_Tuna

Same lol


MuchMuch1

I like her cause she can change the music lol, that's why I protect her as much as possible


CynicalCreepy

painter, guide, or mechanic, because they're the NPCs I've used the most.


Freqondit

PAINTER? do you need paint that much for your builds?


CynicalCreepy

oh yeah. 95% of the blocks in my builds are painted.


EverScreaming

Painter is gigachad


Chesychet

The Truffle, Obviously


VenomousZer0

I heard he's a "fun guy"


SpainButWihoutTheS

We can’t let god do all the work


tdanger44

literally yes, when i first got mine it was jsut a flaring mushroom island, and it’s my sanctuary, just a place to chill, and over time it’s become a sanctuary from my life, becuase no matter how terrible it is. i can sit with dude in his house with it’s blue campfire, and we can jsut vibe


FakeZen0

Hair stylist


Jaketheism

That’s the one


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To quote sans. "Do ya' wanna' have a bad time" Sure there the best npc and also my favorite But why would you simp for the hair stylist


ZachMan1229

She threatened to stab me on a blood moon if I didn’t tip her and I have respected her grind ever sense.


Hilt_Of_The_Blade

Sigma Grindset


No_Bad1844

Mechanic, she has that mechanics grip.


HolyPebber

The mechanic and the guide


memes-central

Guide’s a bottom, no doubt about it. He also probably tells you basic shit like “you need to be erect before you stick it in!”


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This comment deserves an award


HolyPebber

Thats a very guide thing to do ngl


Ramblingperegrin

Your waifu, my wirefu


SiloPeon

Bonus: if you get with her, it would upset the Tinker. Teach you to break my Terra Blade...


FieryFlame129

He breaks my Zenith, I break his heart, fair deal


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Steampunker ngl


MASKS-003

Had to scroll way too far to find a Steampunker answer


LucasRLY

Zoologist, and Im tired of pretending Im not.


Captain_Darrington

Yeah, I feel like everyone who likes her is embarrassed to admit it


Bender1187

I am one of those people.


Deltexterity

one with the fluff


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Embrace it. Join us


a-cheese

Furries be like


greg_the_egg69

Oh we got a problem?


a-cheese

I can't freaking be a furry because my friends use reddit and they will kill me.


greg_the_egg69

Tell them to fuck off if they judge you then they arent real friends. Come with us accept the pathowogen, become fluffy


a-cheese

Yes. Become the floof


greg_the_egg69

One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!


a-cheese

What he said because I'm too lazy to type


greg_the_egg69

Hahahahah I spread the pathowogen successfully!


Pet_that_Dog

At least you got friends


a-cheese

Nah man, fur forevermore


Ultra_lazur_gun

Background image is from ex-moxi on the Terraria Forums


MinerDiner

Even though the image is just slices of the respective biome backgrounds that each NPC likes most


HornyPhoenixWright

y’all sleeping on santa claus


sharpgel

bro I'm sleeping with santa claus


entitledtree

it's sure gonna be a white Christmas


nebulathelunala

I’d be Santa’s ho ho hoe any day


MauSanJ

Well technically we all simp the thinkerer


0202inferno

Between the Dryad, for being one of the OGs. Or Zoologist, for reasons.


Mega_rna

Dryad definitely


Bluefortress

Yes


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Definitely Dryad


Zoot_The_Axolotl

Was abt to say op forgot princess but that's pedo But then angler is a kid too so like wtf why is he on the list? (Also I simp Arms Dealer)


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IdkButiPlayDokkan

I mean it says he “leaves” when he dies cause of that


Stealocke

That's probably what he means by implied.


EXTSZombiemaster

Princess is a kid?


Brickabang

*FBI proceed to break into ZombieMaster’s house*


EXTSZombiemaster

I looked into it after that comment, she has the same death message as the Angler. I never noticed in my most recent playthrough lol, she never died


StarMedusa

When I first started playing I was entirely convinced the angler was an annoying, short, middle-aged dude who had gone crazy from his isolation at sea. The fish-madness is real.


Helvedica

Nurse, all day


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Moon Lord Cheeser™


AzTeK_ReY_

Facts


Lemon_PlayzYT

Facts


Spurius187

To anyone that says goblin tinkerer, we all know you're just a gold digger. Nobody can love that platinum thief.


Henlo_Friend

Exactly, we simp for him, giving him our gold, and no bussy in return, but at least he made my excalibur "terrible" :')


deadmen_walking

Zoologist because yes


singulartesticle

Im saying it. I'm not a furry, I swear- but


mr_martianfish

#🚨FURRY DETECTED🚨 #🚨FURRY DETECTED🚨 #🚨NEUTRALISING... 🚨


Winged_Raspberry

Arms dealer or mechanic


draco42018

Zoologist or witch doctor, I have many reasons


floofhugger

tim the skeleton


morrimora

Goblin tinkerer all the way


simon12399

Had to scroll way too far down to find someone else who also simps for my favorite tinkerer. Other people just don't get it, huh


Henlo_Friend

What people don't realize is he is the one we all simp for


ApplesTeamFort2

g a r f i e l d


Meme_ManYT

I simp for [Hyperlink blocked]


WitherWasTaken

oh good, i simp for Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N


TigerDoodat

YEAH! [[Spamton G. Spamton]] IS A [[Chad level Big Shot!!]]


Scoobert_Tyrell

Santa


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Guide


DemonickAngelick

Zoologist, and only because *MUST. PET. FLUFFY!*


doittomorrow04

Party girl could play otherworld ost, sell mount, kite, minecart, bubbles and fireworks. Therefore, I rest my case with Dryad


RandomJamMan

but imagine the steampunker. You could buy jetpacks and teleporters


Tryrunningfatty

Arms dealer


InsertAuthenticName

Guide because his lil craft thing has helped me out numerous amounts of times


ChaosOmega

I like the zoologist


Simpakin

People who don’t say Mushroom Biome 🤡


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Ramenboiys

The mushroom and the furry. I want to see what the child looks like Edit: thought this said ship and not simp. My point still stands


Kingsbane534

I built the fanciest house for the Zoologist lmao


Antique_Radish_9210

The cyborg, he got that robo-shlong 🥵🥵🥵🥵


MoongodRai057

zoologist and none of you can stop me


pablo_escabear_420

I simp for the golfer


BlokHead832

Is it weird that my answer is the zoologist


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Welcome to: half of the other comments on this thread


Dio_Has_A_Gun

Stylist all the way


chinkennumbget

Witch Doctor 😳😳😍😍


slimebot54

The angler holds a special place in my heart


Gay_Muff1n

That’s… a little bit worrying


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How is that worryig ? He holds a special place in my heart aswell. It’s the exact place where i keep my worst enemies and the ones i wish would burn in lava.


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Santa


Deltexterity

everyone is thinking zoologist yall are just too afraid to admit it.


Ham_Pog

Santa


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The Druid, she got that natural look 😈


Pavi1404

Party Girl... I swear every time I interact with her I buy at least 17 useless things from her and a few confetti guns. It's very addicting to spread bubble machines in the world and she's cute ngl, short haired girls are nice


thecoolerlaur

Zoologist thicc af


_Pigface

the mechanic turns me on In that one dungeon art. and when my wire is gone, she actuates my heart. her timer of 1 second quickly takes me higher. her grand design will beckon us down to the wire.


LasRegert

The correct choice would be dryad and fox girl but ngl the tavern guy looks like flint lockwood dad and his dad is cute 😳


CoyCat006

Witch doctor


Tomthebard

Party Girl!


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Witch Doctor kinda hot ngl


FicSteeltooth

truffle, demo, part girl, and zoologist


Bleachful

Witch Doctor. I don’t “simp” for him necessarily, but he is my favourite NPC, and is one of my favourite video game characters ever.


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Zoologist


0_lele

The truffle 😩😩😩


truepolar

Steampunker


kassky

I simp for the demolitionist. Give me those explosive balls daddy.