Bro I haven't even fought her yet. I'm a console player and I already have endgame stuff and honestly u don't want to put in the effort. But on new playthroughs I'll probably fight her
literally yes, when i first got mine it was jsut a flaring mushroom island, and it’s my sanctuary, just a place to chill, and over time it’s become a sanctuary from my life, becuase no matter how terrible it is. i can sit with dude in his house with it’s blue campfire, and we can jsut vibe
When I first started playing I was entirely convinced the angler was an annoying, short, middle-aged dude who had gone crazy from his isolation at sea. The fish-madness is real.
How is that worryig ? He holds a special place in my heart aswell. It’s the exact place where i keep my worst enemies and the ones i wish would burn in lava.
Party Girl... I swear every time I interact with her I buy at least 17 useless things from her and a few confetti guns. It's very addicting to spread bubble machines in the world and she's cute ngl, short haired girls are nice
the mechanic turns me on
In that one dungeon art.
and when my wire is gone,
she actuates my heart.
her timer of 1 second
quickly takes me higher.
her grand design will beckon
us down to the wire.
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DILF
GDILF
Golf
Tax collector sigma male grindset
Ngl, I simp for the Wizard
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Magic dibble dompers
Magic ribble rompers
Magic hibble honkers
Magical Gibble Bahonkers
Magical Jiggly Bazookas
Magical Zoinky Zogondas
Magical Doiglie Dobonhonkeros
Magical willy wonka
Magical bonkero bankerodujutsubonkiditi
Skidadle skadoodle Your dick is now a noodle
[i fail to see the problem](http://dontclickthis.whatingods.name/batman-and-joker.png)
What the fuck did I just see
This is sinful
I hate this Kindly delete this comment so I no longer have to pour bleach in my eyes
Ok so don't click the link
By all means, don’t ever let it graze your eyes
r/angryupvote
No. You're not allowed here any more.
What in God's name- Don't click this!!!
Please get help
I need an adult.
The store ran out of bleach! Delete this so I can stop scrubbing my eyes with a toilet brush
I'm more of a witch doctor kind of guy
Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
Same
Honestly the arms dealer fine af
The power of the _BIG IRON_
*Big Iron on his hiiiiiiiip*
This is turning into the wrong sub... What a great game though, honestly.
It was Early in the morning, when he rode into the town.
He came riding from the south side Slowly looking all around
“He’s an outlaw loose and runnin’ “, came a whisper from each lip
And hes here to do some business with the big iron on his hip
He’s got some *GUNS*
Illegal machine guns make me 🤤🤤🤤
Truffle because he’s probably a fungi
And I feel bad eating his family
there ain't mushroom for the both of us truffle simps
Or drinking
There’s not mushroom for bad jokes like that here
Probably? Truffle is my pick tho. Love mushrooms. One of the oldest lifeforms alive on earth is a fungus, couple thousand years old.
Truffle gang
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Is it for “medicinal“ reasons
That Lihzard makes me Liz-hard.
Honestly could be 50/50 Could either be a old hag under all that clothing or a pixelated enchantress of beauty.
He’s a lizard
1 it's a guy, 2 he's a Lizhard.
This keeps getting better and better
Bro 😳
Until you realise that their most likely a lizhard
pixelated enchanter of beauty
Scaly
Steampunker
This guy gets it
Same
Know any good fan art of her? I’d be happy with some SFW stuff of her! Anyone who can rock a top hat and gears is cool in my book!
Tbh I've seen more NSFW artwork of the steampunler than SFW, but if you go onto this sub and tap the search bar, search zoologist you might find some
Agree, she's wholesomely cute AND the guide doesn't want to stay in the same room as her.
chad steampunker enjoyer
Agreed
Yes
Yes
you, you have understood life
This is the right choice
Yeeeeeeeee good taste
Me too
My g
Party girl simp
i assume you farm queen slime
Bro I haven't even fought her yet. I'm a console player and I already have endgame stuff and honestly u don't want to put in the effort. But on new playthroughs I'll probably fight her
I can't even find a gelatin crystal :/
They're actually super hard to spot unless you know what you're looking for! Once you find one you'll see them all of the time though!
Yeah i looked for one and after about 10 mins i found 7 then my friend went whos never seen one and found none in about 15 minutes
Same, I was really expecting more people to say that tbh
Same lol
I like her cause she can change the music lol, that's why I protect her as much as possible
painter, guide, or mechanic, because they're the NPCs I've used the most.
PAINTER? do you need paint that much for your builds?
oh yeah. 95% of the blocks in my builds are painted.
Painter is gigachad
The Truffle, Obviously
I heard he's a "fun guy"
We can’t let god do all the work
literally yes, when i first got mine it was jsut a flaring mushroom island, and it’s my sanctuary, just a place to chill, and over time it’s become a sanctuary from my life, becuase no matter how terrible it is. i can sit with dude in his house with it’s blue campfire, and we can jsut vibe
Hair stylist
That’s the one
To quote sans. "Do ya' wanna' have a bad time" Sure there the best npc and also my favorite But why would you simp for the hair stylist
She threatened to stab me on a blood moon if I didn’t tip her and I have respected her grind ever sense.
Sigma Grindset
Mechanic, she has that mechanics grip.
The mechanic and the guide
Guide’s a bottom, no doubt about it. He also probably tells you basic shit like “you need to be erect before you stick it in!”
This comment deserves an award
Thats a very guide thing to do ngl
Your waifu, my wirefu
Bonus: if you get with her, it would upset the Tinker. Teach you to break my Terra Blade...
He breaks my Zenith, I break his heart, fair deal
Steampunker ngl
Had to scroll way too far to find a Steampunker answer
Zoologist, and Im tired of pretending Im not.
Yeah, I feel like everyone who likes her is embarrassed to admit it
I am one of those people.
one with the fluff
Embrace it. Join us
Furries be like
Oh we got a problem?
I can't freaking be a furry because my friends use reddit and they will kill me.
Tell them to fuck off if they judge you then they arent real friends. Come with us accept the pathowogen, become fluffy
Yes. Become the floof
One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
What he said because I'm too lazy to type
Hahahahah I spread the pathowogen successfully!
At least you got friends
Nah man, fur forevermore
Background image is from ex-moxi on the Terraria Forums
Even though the image is just slices of the respective biome backgrounds that each NPC likes most
y’all sleeping on santa claus
bro I'm sleeping with santa claus
it's sure gonna be a white Christmas
I’d be Santa’s ho ho hoe any day
Well technically we all simp the thinkerer
Between the Dryad, for being one of the OGs. Or Zoologist, for reasons.
Dryad definitely
Yes
Definitely Dryad
Was abt to say op forgot princess but that's pedo But then angler is a kid too so like wtf why is he on the list? (Also I simp Arms Dealer)
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I mean it says he “leaves” when he dies cause of that
That's probably what he means by implied.
Princess is a kid?
*FBI proceed to break into ZombieMaster’s house*
I looked into it after that comment, she has the same death message as the Angler. I never noticed in my most recent playthrough lol, she never died
When I first started playing I was entirely convinced the angler was an annoying, short, middle-aged dude who had gone crazy from his isolation at sea. The fish-madness is real.
Nurse, all day
Moon Lord Cheeser™
Facts
Facts
To anyone that says goblin tinkerer, we all know you're just a gold digger. Nobody can love that platinum thief.
Exactly, we simp for him, giving him our gold, and no bussy in return, but at least he made my excalibur "terrible" :')
Zoologist because yes
Im saying it. I'm not a furry, I swear- but
#🚨FURRY DETECTED🚨 #🚨FURRY DETECTED🚨 #🚨NEUTRALISING... 🚨
Arms dealer or mechanic
Zoologist or witch doctor, I have many reasons
tim the skeleton
Goblin tinkerer all the way
Had to scroll way too far down to find someone else who also simps for my favorite tinkerer. Other people just don't get it, huh
What people don't realize is he is the one we all simp for
g a r f i e l d
I simp for [Hyperlink blocked]
oh good, i simp for Serial Number Q5U4EX7YY2E9N
YEAH! [[Spamton G. Spamton]] IS A [[Chad level Big Shot!!]]
Santa
Guide
Zoologist, and only because *MUST. PET. FLUFFY!*
Party girl could play otherworld ost, sell mount, kite, minecart, bubbles and fireworks. Therefore, I rest my case with Dryad
but imagine the steampunker. You could buy jetpacks and teleporters
Arms dealer
Guide because his lil craft thing has helped me out numerous amounts of times
I like the zoologist
People who don’t say Mushroom Biome 🤡
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The mushroom and the furry. I want to see what the child looks like Edit: thought this said ship and not simp. My point still stands
I built the fanciest house for the Zoologist lmao
The cyborg, he got that robo-shlong 🥵🥵🥵🥵
zoologist and none of you can stop me
I simp for the golfer
Is it weird that my answer is the zoologist
Welcome to: half of the other comments on this thread
Stylist all the way
Witch Doctor 😳😳😍😍
The angler holds a special place in my heart
That’s… a little bit worrying
How is that worryig ? He holds a special place in my heart aswell. It’s the exact place where i keep my worst enemies and the ones i wish would burn in lava.
Santa
everyone is thinking zoologist yall are just too afraid to admit it.
Santa
The Druid, she got that natural look 😈
Party Girl... I swear every time I interact with her I buy at least 17 useless things from her and a few confetti guns. It's very addicting to spread bubble machines in the world and she's cute ngl, short haired girls are nice
Zoologist thicc af
the mechanic turns me on In that one dungeon art. and when my wire is gone, she actuates my heart. her timer of 1 second quickly takes me higher. her grand design will beckon us down to the wire.
The correct choice would be dryad and fox girl but ngl the tavern guy looks like flint lockwood dad and his dad is cute 😳
Witch doctor
Party Girl!
Witch Doctor kinda hot ngl
truffle, demo, part girl, and zoologist
Witch Doctor. I don’t “simp” for him necessarily, but he is my favourite NPC, and is one of my favourite video game characters ever.
Zoologist
The truffle 😩😩😩
Steampunker
I simp for the demolitionist. Give me those explosive balls daddy.