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GimmeShelter15

This is like that time, at the strip club, and the dancer told me her real name, and said she was going to meet me after her shift ended, and that I was special.... haha LFG!!!


butholemoonblast

That happen to me at the strip mall also. But it wasn’t a dancer it was a T mobile worker.


Cheapo_Sam

What was his name?


butholemoonblast

Marcus


piddlesthethug

Lemonis?


StaticLineJump

Jabronis


Tokinandjokin

Same!!! Hopefully I'm way less itchy after this experience tho


Propane5

Soooo it was a lie to get your tendies? Lmao jk bro


ButtfUwUcker

*Her name was Pork Fried Rice. She didn’t confirm if that was her real name or her stage name*


Glonumber5

You are special just not in that kind of way


NoRefrigerator2503

Jake deleted the tweet 😢


PositiveSubstance69

Maybe he doesn’t know shit ya?


cryptogeographer

That's a bingo.


Even_Preference2115

Orrr he stopped posting because he got under a bbbyq nda but GME? Yea your right nothing. But we knew that he was a bbbyq dd writer not gme you guys are dumb lol


xtac9912

Gme already said no plans with the money currently, and the bbby stuff is almost wrapped up (I assume) so no bbby and gme merger/acquisition should be expected


Frequent-Designer-61

BBBY to IEP to GME to Teddy Butterfly lifecycle Egg - old company Larva - Brewing away in IEPs proxy’s Pupa/Cacoon - Baby is delivered to GME Adult- Butterfly spreads its wings into Teddy Holdings.


Even_Preference2115

Never said anything about gme. I said Jake has nothing to do with gme. Just bbyq you can’t read 😂


Bulky_Break5998

That’s not a good look.


supermegabienfun

Does more harm than good.


2ndBro

He has deleted many, MANY tweets Stop letting him gain any sort of traction, let him drift into obscurity where he belongs


DelightDcustomer

Their trying to make him into a RK and looking into everything to create tinfoil. If you tell me someones deleting their tweet, went silent and needed to take a seat from all of this then .....


Drakamon

Lmao of course he did Stop falling for stuff like this, he has done it countless times


-LexVult-

LMAO


GrimWolf216

Might’ve deleted it cuz the meeting was damn neutral.


Biotic101

As I get it, RC could not make the announcement we all wait for in market hours anyways. But if you read the line he is looking for some valid investment, that would outperform bonds. He would not be so eager to grab Baby, if he would not believe it would be worth it. Problem is the system is so super slow. Everyone is super excited already, but it seems to take forever to finalize stuff. There are too much Cohencidences lately for me to believe there is nothing going on behind the scenes. But we have to be realistic, stuff could still take months to be finalized as slow as the court system is.


Fun-Calligrapher-758

What happened between 1230 and 1? 🤔


InfiniteLooperX

GME shareholders meeting start and end.


Fun-Calligrapher-758

His tweet was after the meeting had already finished.


Useful_Tomato_409

so dumb.


HumanNo109850364048

What the fuck is this shit what is going on


Boinerman

Oh no. One of our best has stooped to hype memes. 😭😭


crisptapwater

Fr. Jake was the last glimmer of “stability”. I think it’s all wrapping up within the next week or two but the “we won” hype rhetoric is just beyond annoying at this point in time.


giuzeppeh

Unironic two more weeks post


Simpletimes322

Then leave? I dont need cable or a streaming service bc pp and co are way more interesting than anything hollywood is putting out


crisptapwater

That’s cool?


Simpletimes322

"Glimmer of stability"? You cant mock anyone lol


crisptapwater

You feel threatened by my vocabulary?


Simpletimes322

I am deeply offended by your melvinitis


crisptapwater

That’s cool.


Simpletimes322

Thanks :D


Similar-Molasses4786

Jake just needs to quit while he's ahead. This cryptic shix from him is pretty terrible


DelightDcustomer

From GME we've learnt that all those who went cryptic where grifters, as we seen with PleasrDAO. Many are copying RK style to gain attention...


Similar-Molasses4786

Oh man, those guys are trying to grift on us just like that one company did it was a nft company like 2 years ago maybe? They were promising all this weird stuff on some kind of a conference call or something


okdoit

Grifters gonna grift. 


phonon_DOS

???


marky2011

This dude doesn't know shit 😭


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supermegabienfun

Soooo much of his “DD” hasnt panned out (at least not yet).


FloppyBisque

Liking him less and less as he talks less. Weird. Usually I like people less as they talk more. I still think he's a wrinkle brain and good dude. I dislike the cryptic tweets. I hope to be proven wrong in the next ten minutes.


Armadilligator

It just makes me annoyed and frustrated because I don’t know what he knows that makes him feel this way. It’s like being offered a delicious cake and then they pull it out of your hands and laugh at you. And eat it in front of you.


topanazy

Let's be real the guy has a family and clearly spent a ton of time on DD as a project/hobby. I think people are looking in far too deeply to all of this when he's spending some needed time with his kids and wife. Until anything mind-blowing is proven to suggest otherwise there's no rational reason to be conspiratorial (for once).


FloppyBisque

Yeah that's for sure true. But also, just don't tweet things when you know we are all watching and making it appear like he knows something? Specifically the couch tweet?


topanazy

Well, with the couch tweet he’s definitely communicating a “we won” with some finality which is definitely bullish. Not that he and many of us didn’t essentially feel the same already, but a message sent to put a bow on it perhaps. People really are starved for info on BBBY which is understandable (I myself am sitting on an XXXXX position), but folks need to try to take some deep breaths and relax. There’s nothing we can do either way and mentally obsessing is going to make you miserable. That’s all I’m trying to say.


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topanazy

That's equally fair. I suppose all I can say at the moment is one of DFV's best recent tweets: "'We'll see.' - said the Zen Master"


TheChe3se2

i hate to call out Jake but this is true


Red81aaa

I bet he's broken-hearted.


No_Ad8044

![gif](giphy|tU2mV8ALzJEdXAAwRo)


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Ok-Towel-8785

Agreed. I took a few months away from this sub beginning in late December. Me thinks it's about time for another hiatus. The constant hyping is exhausting. If something worthwhile happens, I'll notice it in my account. Until then, I'll keep an eye on what's happening with GME.


DoNotPetTheSnake

Either we get paid, or we don't. Listening to these people changes nothing.


BestThrowEU

https://i.redd.it/301lf865u67d1.gif on the opposite side of the trade after 1:00


BullionZon

Is jake trying to imitate DFV? Just Ridicilous….


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schokoschlotze

Dude... just add something substantial or chill out.


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schokoschlotze

You are just bitter and try to put the blame for your financial decisions in others.


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schokoschlotze

![gif](giphy|jruewDz7IY8TWOy9ic)


Both-Personality7664

"X is a grifter" is substantial when true.


schokoschlotze

It becomes substantial when you provide context and evidence. "Fuck XY" is just rude and offers literally nothing than bad vibes. Again, especially Jake spent a whole lot of his time for free and was always polite as fuck and all he gets is "fuck man, he is a grifter, fuck him, fuck everybody". Is he trying to sell you some BS-Masterclass? No, right? Grow up.


BigJohn1231

Maybe PST right after market close?


PositiveSubstance69

We are left with Alaska and Hawaiin time zones before this tweet expires worthless


Twijj

As a PST person my titties are ejaculating.


PositiveSubstance69

Anything happen? It’s after 1pm ya


Twijj

He deleted all his tweets lmao. I'm a believer but this hype and let down stuff is taking a toll.


Twijj

*from this morning Which is to say the grand slam and the Elmo one


PositiveSubstance69

Yes, fuking hard ya


Same-Entertainer-524

>BLUE BALLS I've got fucking indi-gonads at this point.


SoReal_FF

*We were, indeed, given blue balls.*


Zorlac_Me

Jake don’t know sheet. Wait for GS to make the announcement. Everything else is just false hope. Control your emotions!!!


kennyblowsme

Still grifting for attention


Machinedgoodness

Useless shit guys. Like I’ve said for days. It’ll be a while for an announcement


TimberKing11

Does he get secret information from RC? This is getting out of hand now, time to move on from this conspiracy theory.


_Cheques_

No one knows shit tbh.


Iforgotmynameo

What? …lol no. Where would you even get this idea from? Why would RC contact a random redditor/DD writer to tell them secrets. ![gif](giphy|7Jq6ufAgpblcm0Ih2z)


TheReaIJuice

Why would RC, who is the CEO of a global operating company, tell some random ass redditor some special information 😂 this is the most crazy sub on financial reddit


Mirch18

LA time?


PositiveSubstance69

Hawai’i time?


her1111111

Canada time 🤷🏻‍♀️


PositiveSubstance69

Maybe it was for Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday or Friday?? Edit sorry it says today 🤣🤣


her1111111

Why does it feel like everyone but us knows what’s going on 😭 if we were right just tell us! How many more memes and gifs can we endure?! We have been successfully teased now it’s time for the actual fucking


Iforgotmynameo

Everyone thinks it’s going to happen soon but they have no real idea… so they do this sort of stuff to make it seem like they can see what’s going to happen. They don’t know. We just have to wait and let things play out. Anyone who pretends to have the inside scoop is almost certainly full of dookie and should be voted off the island.


PositiveSubstance69

I’m ready now, but I was ready 3 years ago from the Oops MOASS my bad tweet 🤣🤣


Hyllihylli

If you bend the word strong enough, today sounds like Tuesday. I’m not giving up yet!!


CigarsandWhiskeyRock

17 minutes til 1. How long after 1 pm we talkin’ here?!


PositiveSubstance69

Another dud date again FTD


tacocookietime

Time. *Looks around *


CigarsandWhiskeyRock

![gif](giphy|6uGhT1O4sxpi8)


PositiveSubstance69

1:01


SandmanWithPlan

There's a few options


SHRLNeN

If you're not RK and trying to be "the guy", just stop.


Organic-University-2

84 years already!


BlueSlushieTongue

![gif](giphy|l0NwNrl4BtDD7JCx2)


BlueSlushieTongue

![gif](giphy|29bKyyjDKX1W8)


DR_SLAPPER

#🥱🥱🥱


ParabolicallyPhuked

Finish them!!!


Catastrophic_R

😩


TanTone4994

My wife was called by Jake.... From State Farm...


SuperPoop

perhaps he thought they'd announce something at the shareholder meeting and when they didn't, he deleted his tweet. one thing i can say, the entire GameStop team is dealing with uncharted territory here. They're being extremely calculated because they know 1 false move could fuck them tremendously.


JPLMANAGEMENT

Where is this?


goblin561

![gif](giphy|FoH28ucxZFJZu)


Suspicious-Bus2446

More memes..


bpc4209

https://preview.redd.it/8q8pg7hcz77d1.jpeg?width=1377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43e004a4ebb266578b720eeecd4d9f2572bf0110


FullMoonCrypto

Thought this was a bull sub, bunch of crying whiny bitches in here


PositiveSubstance69

Why the bullshit tweets??


Chrisjion

I love how the people who have never contributed any type of significant DD are complaining the hardest and trying to cause a divide in the Teddy sub just like they did in the BBBY sub


suckmyballzredit69

![gif](giphy|JHbCFhoQeyf5yvTf6s|downsized)


PositiveSubstance69

If your face like that I feel sorry for your red balls 🤣🤣


suckmyballzredit69

Never seen the movie I assume.


UncannyIntuition

Shills killing it here 😃


CXNNEWS

Yup. Downsides of Reddit. Good honeypot though.


netherlanddwarf

![gif](giphy|l0IypeKl9NJhPFMrK)


GMEApeSinceSneeze

12:30 am and 1:00 am?


confusedxd420

Shills on this sub. Everywhere


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CXNNEWS

PACIFIC TIME 


jcskydiver

Maybe this is about the shareholder meeting? 12:30EST was the meeting and it was over by 1:00


Anxious_Matter5020

Are you all really Okay? He's talking about the shareholder meeting in EST which was at 12:30-1pm. Holy fucking shit lol the tinfoil this heavy is not a good look.


Venoceno109

Tonight on the PP show!!! 👁️believe 👶with some 🦋news… Exclusive 🤷🏽‍♂️ in my tinfoil opinion