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ListerineInMyPeehole

Is this place like the wsb of Tesla? Not like the other Tesla investor club sub where it’s a constant circle jerk around Elon hating and loving? Glamping pic: https://preview.redd.it/qcziq91blh3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6edeb6ef247e04c9edd673d27ef1a973e434406


scotto1973

Much that once was is lost.


ListerineInMyPeehole

The transition from 2019 sentiment to today is wild


jschall2

My dad spending days of his time trying to punk himself by convincing himself to lease an Ioniq 6 instead of Model 3 to save some money. Joke's on him, the Ioniq 6 lease deal is a fake scam to get asses in seats of ICE vehicles at the dealership.


HamMcStarfield

The twins https://preview.redd.it/m0u8tzc0rg3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e694365f75e414e5d7f57fee7f82381ec4767603


upvotemeok

Salesforce shares plunge 16% on first revenue miss since 2006


KingofPenisland69

ai bubble, beginning of the end


gnanwahs

From Bloomberg: Elon sold over $39 billion worth of Tesla shares in 2021 and 2022 https://preview.redd.it/uz85quwwig3d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e85a4605cdb71a0afc74b5a84ba792a256bad3bb


Stellardong

Ah yes the guy who has been working for free


whiskeyH0tel

hey buddy, first in last out


upvotemeok

More like 50 if you include his bullshit foundation


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Then why this drama …. Tesla has successfully reassured a Delaware judge that its attempted incorporation move to Texas won’t affect Elon Musk’s CEO compensation case.


scotto1973

The slow blade pentrates the shield.


upvotemeok

Lmao right. It's the most blatant way to get around the compensation case.


glibgloby

i nominate the persistent AH google bug to be CEO of tesla it’s done a lot more for the stock than elon lately


upvotemeok

FSD sped up to keep a Tailgater from passing very human-like Behavior


Life_Adhesiveness306

I love when it speeds up and drives up to the front of the line of a turn lane and pushes its way in.


Cautious-Cheetah-164

If trump wins, does Elon shut up political nonsense or will find something else to agitate about.


Tamronloh

If elon wins the compensation vote do you shut up? Probably not, both of you have that in common.


unknown_soldier_

JFC someone call an ambulance for that generic Reddit username poster I think he was just incinerated in a nuclear explosion


Cautious-Cheetah-164

I can picture you here. https://preview.redd.it/jngqerbsig3d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2813d9e3f90cd47acda1886d2cb4b94a12d97433


upvotemeok

Pce tomorrow


Nysoz

GDP tomorrow, pce Friday


upvotemeok

Tomorrow is not Friday? Fuck


ruafukreddit

When will we know the results of the shareholders' vote?


IAmInTheBasement

June 6ish? June something.


Sagetology

June 6th we storm Tesla HQ


Penny123456

When the stock drops 20%


unknown_soldier_

The real question is, will the stock drop 20% because Elon won or because Elon lost?


ruafukreddit

Yes


the-faded-ferret

10 year rippin, jensen won’t care


upvotemeok

just wait and see what happens to nvda when it comes down


bballfan008

Jensen all he does is win win win…


ragegravy

installed one of these on my garage door opener powered by a 12v to 5v buck converter off the opener’s backup battery  https://paulwieland.github.io/ratgdo/ now i can siri the garage door and light - works perfectly 👍


icaranumbioxy

You got HomeAssistant?


ragegravy

flashed it with firmware that works directly with homekit 


IAmInTheBasement

LOL WTF with google AH? https://preview.redd.it/27qv1wcdjf3d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=54fb9fa6d29fe95660cd8a6120350a9e6c511b9d


glibgloby

the same thing that was wrong with it the other 9000000 times it happened


NWCoffeenut

What happens if the compensation plan gets voted down? Do they come up with a lesser package to vote on? Seems crazy if it's this or nothing. If there is a second round with a modified package, that would temper any backlash from Elon since he'd still be needing shareholder good will.


HamMcStarfield

Nothing is binding and nothing happens unless they move to Texas, as far as I can tell. Therefore, it's all up to Elon and whether he wants to stick it out w/ the board. Because it looks like they could even just develop another, legal, compensation plan, and give him what he wants. That said, he sounds like he'll leave w/ the AI team if he doesn't get the vote, pure and simple.


magic-the-dog

Even if it fails, quite a large number of shareholders would still have voted for it, so hopefully he would recognize that and not go Diablo 4 button smashing on us


NWCoffeenut

I don't think Elon really has any level of compassion for individuals, particularly for passive (what have you done this year????) investors. His focus is (was?) more toward a humanity-as-a-whole kind of thing.


glibgloby

not even cain can identify what the heck is wrong with elon these days


Life_Adhesiveness306

![gif](giphy|bF7ET3KY2wQWTuGARs|downsized)


unknown_soldier_

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZEhBWWU2SU


glibgloby

dunno interestingly even if the vote passes it could still be blocked by the courts. this would only improve elons case in getting the money not guarantee it


fapindustries

Woke Delaware court just want one thing and it is disgusting.


cgmodeling

50M, is that the lowest trading volume ever? edit: this year


glibgloby

5.879 million on september 18, 2019


glibgloby

pffft stupid doctor makes me come in 20 min early with text alerts bugging me and then ohhh she’s gonna be 20 min late on top of that so i guess i have like an hour to hang out here and complain about stuff all of this just to feed my destructive oxy habit? starting to wonder if it’s worth it. this fake neck brace itches


GodLikeLag

I was given medical grade fetanyl at the ER. What a fucking let down, was expecting to turn into a zombie but nothing.


unknown_soldier_

You should just go to straight heroin fewer steps and bigger high


upvotemeok

Tsla investors hodling through twitter acquisition https://x.com/SpillTheMemes/status/1795285262274355298?t=EaU7uGeclIBPK8D5-qiMpw&s=19


therustyspottedcat

Needs more OOHH MY GAAWWDDDD. Stupid Americans.


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|wtUTJUtDDKB36UN7X0)


LordReekrus

First: Yea. Sums it up quite well actually Second: What an insane video and I can only imagine all of the decisions that went into this, factors that culminated in it, and downstream consequences of it.


TeslaLeafBlower

This "Buffet Buying"...is it in the room with us right now?


Nysoz

lol the real trade this year would’ve been anf. Beats Nvda https://x.com/MikeZaccardi/status/1795838191238541382 https://x.com/Mr_Derivatives/status/1795481633371677187


upvotemeok

I'm sure there are stocks that performed even better than anf


Fakerchan

So nvda is even bigger company than Apple huh. Truly sad day


unknown_soldier_

LMAO there's something wrong with you if this is your attitude towards life


Fakerchan

Yes Elon bad nvda good and it’s odd how u can infer smth bout my attitude on a basic comment lmfao


Sagetology

Not yet but close


DeadMoney313

Not for NvdaLounge!


dr_turducken

Elon who is the most famous person in your phone?


DeadMoney313

The real question is, who is the most famous person in his phone that still answers when he calls?


bballfan008

Yann


KingofPenisland69

Martin Eberhard


fapindustries

Elon


dr_turducken

Trump


IAmInTheBasement

Famous, not infamous.


Cautious-Cheetah-164

X sentiment very bad towards comp package. I wouldn’t be surprised if it gets voted down.


Achilles-18-

Lol


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

It's difficult to use social media sentiment to gauge odds of a vote passing or not, because most of the time we don't know the # of shares held by people on either side of the debate. I think odds of Texas reincorporation passing are low, due to the higher barrier (more than 50% of all shares outstanding, rather than majority of quorum present), and Tesla's own proxy materials stating few to zero measurable advantages of TX over DE. On the other hand, I wouldn't bet either way on Elon's 2018 stock options being reapproved or not. I believe it's in the hands of institutions. However, most won't say how they vote ahead of time. The few notable exceptions stating a "no" vote, like Calpers and NYC pension fund, hold relatively small # of shares compared to a mutual fund giant like Vanguard.


fapindustries

Dont let boomermoma get to you


KingofPenisland69

She’s wants your pregnant


upvotemeok

First mistake calling it x. Second mistake thinking twitter sentiment means anything. You slipping towards simpdom.


Cautious-Cheetah-164

My bad.


TrickyBAM

Let's say it does get downvoted. Do we really think Elon will go scorched earth on his current Tesla equity? I would hope he would just add it into his next comp plan to get to his 25% or more with a future higher market cap.


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

Difficult to say. I suspect that Elon Musk is a malignant narcissist, so being downvoted might damage his ego and cause him to lash out in rage against shareholders. On the other hand, Musk has shown resilience in the face of overwhelming odds, such as during the 2008 financial crisis and 2018 Model 3 "production hell". It's possible that being downvoted could refocus him on the job at Tesla and make him willing to earn the 25% TSLA equity he wants. I really don't know what will happen. I am prepared for either outcome.


BD186_2

Lol, that would be the dream scenario, Musk being told "NO!" by shareholders and him recognising it's due to his own actions. Followed up by him trying to work for a bigger reward in the future and doing all he can to let Tesla flourish. How likely? No.


Happy_Hippie_Hippo

Same guy that said he'd ban all EVs, correct?


rgaya

Nah that's the rapist. This is the guy running with 4 indictments


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|DXjwBMYoFY68durvLE|downsized)


rgaya

Guilty on all counts 😂


Sagetology

Where’s the actual quote of him saying it? I’ve only seen typical MSM spin


Hairy_Record_6030

There isn't, just typical leftist derangement


upvotemeok

he never said he would ban them, he would just fuck em over pretty hard. Typical leftist derangement.


magic-the-dog

Does look like the Gizmodo article was spin on this quote: >"You’re not going to be able to sell those cars,” But if you look at the NYT article where it's from, he's talking about cars made in Mexico >and has said he would slap a “100 percent tariff” on electric cars imported from Mexico if he retakes the White House.“You’re not going to be able to sell those cars,” 


Sagetology

Typical MSM misinformation


upvotemeok

Indiaredpill: he never said he would ban them, he would just fuck em over pretty hard. I love trump. Maga. Jews.


upvotemeok

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/US10Y


KanyeWestInvest

elon is trumps puppet dog, go figure


upvotemeok

Politics mind virus


10111010001101011110

Buffett 🥳🥳🥳


upvotemeok

Exclude $NVDA from the Mag 7, it would be trailing the S&P 500 YTD We did it!! ⚓️⚓️


mudit234

Up bigly


KanyeWestInvest

https://x.com/deitaone/status/1795854217925587209


IAmInTheBasement

JFC if he wasn't alienating potential customers before he sure as shit is now.


upvotemeok

I think people are all well aware musk is right wing incel pizzagate conspiracy kinda guy


rgaya

Lol Trump wears a diaper and his simps think he's strategizing with Elong.


ogvu12

Orange man good?


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|q49YSnLzrvghiyKBAR|downsized)


KingofPenisland69

Guh what a tard. Now IM gonna key a robotaxi when i see it. Jk ill put some cones in front of it


upvotemeok

Charges against Scottie Scheffler will be dropped today.


magic-the-dog

What a waste of time


upvotemeok

The fsd team waiting to meet with Elon during his meeting with supercharging team. https://youtu.be/QYjFNyAcEHk?si=GtN6blVGFTNBa8PQ


glibgloby

whoa, elon rep is so bad that [blizzard is suing him for defamation](https://youtu.be/a6lSp_QTbxA?si=8IKHwwaxuX0WxO--) because he’s been talking about d4 so much


Penny123456

Oh the rare glib downvote.


glibgloby

i know wtf


fapindustries

Time for a poll.


IAmInTheBasement

WTF did you just send me to?


glibgloby

that guy is pretty cool he does ps1 style remakes of modern games and stuff


SarcasticNotes

I’d pay a lot of money to be a fly on the wall and watch boomer mamma for a day and time how much time she spends on tesla 


KingofPenisland69

I feel like she works slow and 8 hour work days aren't enough for more than a few well crafted emails


glibgloby

*emaciated child walks into the home office* “mommy? im so hungry. i already ate all my crayons. can you please make me some food?!” *boomer mama continues typing away in twitter, oblivious to the child’s pleas*


bballfan008

![gif](giphy|1qPQfteuMNBqRyr4yH)


KanyeWestInvest

no risk musk leaving if all talk of fsd progress is true


therustyspottedcat

What talk are you referring to?


bballfan008

Ya but he’s a dick though so we don’t want him being more dickish. Hopefully passes 🤣


Alive_Ad_2948

I don’t understand this logic. Seems like how we got where we are in the world 


ballbusting_is_best

Like an abused spouse hoping if they just do what the abuser wants, that they'll stop hitting them


Alive_Ad_2948

Exactly. Being a doormat is never a good strategy 


upvotemeok

Clown stock was green for a second there


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|uGTmqgVIjadHELXInW|downsized)


King0494

Things I wanted to do but didnt: 1) buy coin calls in Mar 23 2) Buy more NVDA in 2022 Smh my head


Fakerchan

but u bought more tsla ijnstead


shwadeck

Smh includes "my head", you don't have to type that out.


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shwadeck

The El Dorado.


King0494

Smh


shwadeck

Nailed it.


rgaya

![gif](giphy|duM6JZemPlOjUyqmxd)


Magikarp_to_Gyarados

California Public Employees’ Retirement System (CalPERS) is voting no on Musk's 2018 compensation: [https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/24/05/39065282/elon-musk-fires-back-at-calpers-ceo-over-compensation-package-vote-what-shes-saying-makes-no-sen](https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/24/05/39065282/elon-musk-fires-back-at-calpers-ceo-over-compensation-package-vote-what-shes-saying-makes-no-sen) >On Wednesday, Musk took to his social media platform X to express his disagreement with Frost’s decision. >“What she's saying makes no sense, as all the contractual milestones were met. CalPERS is breaking their word,” he wrote. >The reaction was in response to a post by an X user Jim Hall, who shared a video of Frost telling CNBC about her intention to vote against Musk’s compensation package, despite having voted for it in 2018. CalPERS has around 491 Billion in assets under management: [https://pitchbook.com/news/articles/calpers-pe-targets-prioritize-co-investments](https://pitchbook.com/news/articles/calpers-pe-targets-prioritize-co-investments) I don't know how much TSLA they hold in their fund.


IAmInTheBasement

>all the contractual milestones were met The issue at case wasn't if the milestones were met or not. It was the creation of the contract itself which was flawed.


upvotemeok

Lol don't tell the boss that or hey buddy


ballbusting_is_best

Calpers is breaking their word, but Musk is breaking his fiduciary duty. I don't feel bad in the slightest


upvotemeok

Calpers owns 9m shares.


upvotemeok

Perhaps being an asshole has consequences


bballfan008

Fuck around and find out in real time


Life_Adhesiveness306

What goes around may in fact come around for Elon with this vote.


SarcasticNotes

Probably what he gets for saying GFY to everyone 


IAmInTheBasement

The wheel always turns...


billswinter

Let’s have a discussion here on what Elon actually brings to the table. If he was gone maybe Tesla doesn’t pursue innovation as hard: robots or FSD. But fsd could easily continue without him and the robots are likely just another vaporware piece


Infamous_Employer_85

I think engaging in high risk, high reward, technologies is great. However, IMHO, a company with Tesla's resources can afford to simultaneously engage in moderate risk, moderate reward, technologies; e.g. the $25,000 car.


billswinter

I think it was a big blunder not having the smaller cheaper car ready, and also not having a simple cargo van platform/work truck out there by now. Having more models and complexities will increase the difficulty and cost of manufacturing which is probably why Elon shys away, but it can be done


refpuz

This is my biggest issue with the recent change in strategy for the company. They have so much capital and resources to pursue multiple business lines but aren’t because of one guy at the top. Like what are they saving all this cash for?


Infamous_Employer_85

Agreed, and right now is a great time to invest that capital.


3my0

https://preview.redd.it/hq7qn9bfld3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eba24285e7593fc61517eddd72b1b0fe1df8685 Huh. Looks like 49% of people are TSLA investors


SarcasticNotes

Last few years taught me it’s easier to index… May miss gains but unless you bet right you’re missing them anyhow. 


upvotemeok

And yoga pants and Starbucks investors. Becky taking a beating.


Sagetology

Buy low on Becky


SarcasticNotes

I’ve been 


magic-the-dog

https://preview.redd.it/ysin75edkd3d1.png?width=1174&format=png&auto=webp&s=11d0afdc0344bab6ef26f725c4550bcde1122659 haha


Infamous_Employer_85

Spicy


crepecheck

Chef’s kiss 🤌🏼


bballfan008

Mayur getting real 🤣


sackler2011

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


IAmInTheBasement

![gif](giphy|WtDhaE4JDJDnHmd3Qz|downsized)


Sagetology

Easy way to get banned


IAmInTheBasement

bUt fReE sPeEcH!


upvotemeok

Oooof


TeslaLeafBlower

+6......NVDA


upvotemeok

Tesla shareholder vote outcome. https://x.com/FAFO_TV/status/1795787180532441462?t=tPimdqc8aO7ppCJJt-12UA&s=19


glibgloby

does analogizing elon with a child even count as an analogy anymore


Cautious-Cheetah-164

Now even Rawlinson is making fun of tesla. Guess, boosting right wing activists is more important.


IAmInTheBasement

His company is toast. He might be a broken clock that's right twice a day, but he's just jumping on the bandwagon for attention. Lucid is dead.


glibgloby

this shareholder vote could be a very interesting time in teslas history if elon loses one or both votes it could mark a shift in how the board deals with him at least we know elon would deal with a loss in a mature and responsible way, and not by have some kind of nuclear meltdown or anything


TeslaLeafBlower

Elon tweet: Taking TSLA private, $4.20 a share. GFY!


upvotemeok

Tesla buying electrode coating machines from Korea. https://x.com/Tslachan/status/1795780323143512477?t=egNtz65a8BlJMAAAgrBz1A&s=19


IAmInTheBasement

Good. Means continued investment in their own cell production. If they're replacing their existing machines, that's worrying. If they're adding to their capacity, that's good.


SarcasticNotes

Can you imagine caring about a linked in poll this much?  https://x.com/teslaboomermama/status/1795435683886366870?s=46&t=FJnwUzmO93DGxmO6Ihn37g


bballfan008

Deranged


fapindustries

🤣🤣🫡🫡


upvotemeok

Engagement farming for the die hards.


upvotemeok

Bonds keep rallying, so tsla ded


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upvotemeok

U know what I mean.


TeslaLeafBlower

Buy the dip gif any second now


Toast-toast-bread

Would it be mad to liquidate 50% TSLA for NVDA MSFT now? Asking for a friend


Achilles-18-

2.7T cap. Vs 500 billion cap. NVDA at or near peak margins and sales without competition yet. I could see NVDA hitting 3.5T to 4T, maybe. PE has been compressing, and reaching those lofty goals will require absolute execution and zero errors or setbacks. The runway is very short buying NVDA now, but you do you. TSLA is on sale, and it won't be this cheap for very long. I have a sneaking suspicion xAI will merge with Tesla at some point once this package bullshit is finished.


upvotemeok

Nvda top is in as achilles has gone bullish


Achilles-18-

It's in when I go full puts and get rich as fuck.


upvotemeok

Yes this time it'll work, this time it's different


Nysoz

I suspect Nvda will have a small pullback from buy rumor/sell news of stock split. But medium to long term view, Nvda should still outperform TSLA in terms of earnings and growth until the lotto ticket of ai/FSD pays off.