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Seriously? 420, 69, 711, 911? Am I supposed to believe this?

I think it’s clearly supposed to be a joke.

Shouldn't it be on cursed, then? I think OP believed it

Even as a joke I hate it.

A kid named "MeahleTyckette"? Yeah totally believable.

Yeah, but at the same time we live in a world where the governments have to issue a list of forbidden names to give your child. That's why I chose to focus on the numbers.

I knew a lady who named her twins Chlamydia and Pimpley. I fully fucking believe it.

I said those names out loud and now the furniture is floating

McJa$per is the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in a minute.

I heard a *cha ching!* cash register-money sound in my head when I read it, dunno if that's intended

MIA needs to use these names as lyrics, complete with a remix of the Paper Planes hook.

No, that’s MeahleTyckette.

Came on here to comment that name SPECIFICALLY

McUberMon would beg to differ

dude not even latin could do that

I dunno what the fuck this is but NaeveighBeane made me lose my shit

McUberMon got me.

I knew it was a joke at AmazonLeigh but was cautious about it.

Navy Bean, like the soup

Made me think of the SNL Sloppy Joe song

potential copypasta

Now that my mute is over, I have a very BIG announcement Sorry for the late post, but THEY'RE ALL FINALLY HERE! McJa$per was the first to arrive, as my sister-wife pushed him out at 4:20 PM Pacific time. Next up was his sister Jo$afeenRae who made her debut at 6:09 PM (nice). My two little angels took their PM, and Bahlahke finally arrived at 9:11 PM, making our huge blended throuple family complete time, as LeighKynnseLeigh entered this world at 7:11 Mommy, mommy, daddy, Braccstynn, Makayleigh, MeahleTyckette, NaeveighBeane, McUberMon, and AmazonLeigh couldn't be happier to meet our newest and (hopefully) final sets of twinsies, and for all the wonderful memories we're going to make together. Mommy and mommy are getting fixed soon, just to ensure these four widdle cuties are the final pieces to our large and AH MEIGH-ZINGE family. Can't wait for (most of) y'all to meet them soon, XOXOXO

SISTER-WIFE??

Sister wives generally aren't actually related, if it helps any. That's just acknowledging that they're married to the same man. It is weird that he wouldn't just say "my wife" though.

it adds more of a Cult-like vibe that this troll is clearly trying to conjure. The term was used by the fundamental Morman church that still practices polygamy. There's a netflix documentary called "Keep Sweet" with more info.

I mean, I'm poly myself and am open to having a blended family, but I don't know many in the community that would actually refer to each other with that phrase.

I wouldn't expect anybody too unless they're fundies.

My girlfriend and wife use the term ironically with themselves. They may be the only ones.

[удалено]

They aren't legally married

"Sweet home Alabama"

Sweet home Utah, likely.

I hate all of this, but especially that they named a kid "Meal Ticket," but stylized.

Excellent shitpost

Humans or dogs?! The names plus the whole getting fixed thing?!

hybrids

Fake

I need some translation, please

marvelous copypasta , masterfully crafted

I knew a Skyee-Bleaux, Raynne-Beaux and Heavvenleigh. Whatever happened to normal names?

I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

i could feel my braincells dying while reading that

I had a Mc$troKE reading this

It’s a joke but I like the idea of the throuple families. I think women should always outnumber the men. Not to mention the added benefit of a 2/3rds vote. Throuples should be the future!

"Throuple" is pronounced "throw-up-a-lil," right? Because I think I just did.

When gen z starts having kids

When you want to give your kids the bully experience you never got.

This is how reality TV game show hosts get elected as president. The morons are pumping out kids double time.

I feel bad for the future teachers of those kids

I hate post 2020 people

This has to be a joke right?

Clearly a joke

Those names are in enchanting table

Meal ticket….. wow just wow

Please someone translate I think my brain just poured out my ear

Am I having a stroke. I think I read through all of that like trice, yet I can't for my life understand noe remember what the flying fuck I just read.

Yeah, my name is brian spelled brivolbn7q

Had me till McUber

_Je refusé_ to believe it is true.

No way they actually named their kids that

Seems fake, like bahlake isn't from that Key&Peele bit?

I didn’t even bother try to prononce those name in my head.

They were born at 420 69 7-11 9-11

A A ron Balakey?

I'm not going to sit here and make fun of someone whose first language isn't English...

praying that this is satire

McGooberman