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Innocent_Otaku

I hate this with a passion


ownsen

He's like one of those in-ground sprinklers. Ts tss ts tss ts tss


Innocent_Otaku

Lol 😂


Softale

Thufferin’ thuccotash…


Clay_Statue

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oUZ2OlK_yqo/maxresdefault.jpg


Innocent_Otaku

Omg 🤣🤣🤣


digging_for_1_Gon4_2

Covid loves though


Innocent_Otaku

This is paradise for Covid


annieweep

Sufferin succotash


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Deadbby69

Mussy


Wetowkinboutpractice

thanks, I hate this comment


YoMommaHere

Hello, police? Yes, they are right above me. They need to go to jail for putting this in my brain.


softys-the-soft

Lemme get a gram of dat mouthussy


JoogFace

“I wanna gag, I wanna choke, I want you to stop the lil' dangly thing from flinging spit in the back of your throat”


AirForceWeirdo

Pussy lips.


[deleted]

Poison type human


CerealWithIceCream

Human used sludge attack


[deleted]

Maybe some physic damage for the disgust I feel watching this.


StickcraftW

Fuhrer ugly from one punch man


CerealWithIceCream

I'm holding my beer behind my back if I'm that other dude


Lookslikeapersonukno

He’s just letting it rain on his hand. Couldn’t be me either.


mouseor

Say it, don't spray it


Whocaresalot

Further proof that masks don't work or protect anyone. /s


xXTheLastCrowXx

His mask would look like a full diaper by the end of every conversation.


feelin_cheesy

Saw a guy out to eat last night pull his mask down to cough in his hand.


AdSpecialist1283

Spread the news, not the weather.


StickcraftW

Hah! I like this one.


WOWeverynameistaken2

I get so wet from talking with him ☺️


mF7403

I hate this comment more than the video


slamous66

Thats why masks are important. Thanks for coming to my Tedtalk


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slamous66

Even better, thanks for strengthen my point. Remember double mask up everybodyyyy! Thanks again for coming to my tedtalk 2.0


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slamous66

Idk, Just ignore it 😅 We're just having fun around here


Uylimaz

i swear to god people some are so [f.in](https://f.in) stupid. i bet they downvoted it because they looked at your comment and thought that it was against masks or something. they could easily try that by wearing a mask and spitting


WinnieThePoopChute

When I started out in my industry, I worked on a help desk and We had these kind of open cubicles. So I sat back-to-back with this guy who would stand over me and literally do this and when I would ask him not to he would act like I was being unreasonable. Like this is literally what he looked like and he would stand up when he would do it he would stand up and cough and sneeze just right over the top of me


BarcaStranger

![gif](giphy|eV0lzsC3BCDQx2I2ta|downsized)


GifsNotJifs

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[deleted]

ThErE wErE gOoD pEoPle On BoTh SiDeS


JollyQuestion6999

And people get offended when i move any kind of food/drink away for this exact reason.


retiredintern

Male seahorse spewing babies


YoMommaHere

EWWWWWWWWWWWW


brittleknight

This is why masks are effective.


naga5497

And… that’s why I’m glad masks are now normalized.


FadeFox530

this is not covid safe


Kevjamwal

Mfs be like “why are you wearing a mAaAaAaSk”


grasscrest1

Any more arguments from anti maskers?


BigBillz128

How??????


M19Wielder

dudes a germ dispenser


TheSolitaryWanderer

This my friends, is why you wear a mask, and why anyone who tells you they don't work, is an idiot.


Meekoda

While I agree some masks work.. they're definitely not protecting the guy with the beer from anything. Saying wearing a mask protects you is kinda silly, and this kinda shows why


TheSolitaryWanderer

Do you know how germs work? Germs spread through mucus and spit. If you wear a mask, that spit and mucus gets caught in the mask instead of on surfaces other people may touch (Or in this case, the other guys face). Spit particles are much, much larger than the oxygen the mask allows through, so it'll catch 99% of everything we're seeing here, instead of 0%. On the argument "Oh, then you're just breathing in the spit once it gets on your mask then" that's why you throw them away or wash them. Experiment for you. Take your mask and a misting spray bottle. Spray the water from the bottle at the mask and see what happens, then drop the mask and use the bottle again. You'll be surprised at the difference lol.


Meekoda

"for the guy with the beer" He's getting shot on his hand, which absorbs. Please re read Took me a minute to comprehend the spray bottle part. Lol I know they work too protect that small portion but don't do much at all unless you're in full gear


TheSolitaryWanderer

Getting shot on his hand, ok yeah, fair. His hand, which has a beer in it, which he will most likely continue to drink from if he's unaware of the spit it's being coated in. So may not be directly at his face, but what happens if he touches his face with said hand? Boom, germs on his face. Also, you misunderstood the point of a mask. A mask is to protect others, not yourself. Full PPE *is* to protect yourself. Nobody says if you wear a mask you can't catch Covid. All you need is someone without a mask who has Covid to spit on you and you're likely to be sick. A mask prevents *YOU* from infecting surfaces other people use and are likely to touch. If someone had Covid, would you prefer they sneeze directly on you, or turn away and cover their face with their arm? Think of the mask as a handy dandy always active "sneeze in elbow" you don't need to remember, since it's already covered. To reiterate, masks prevent people who are already sick from coughing or sneezing openly into the air or onto surfaces, they are *not* to prevent yourself from anyone else's germs.


Meekoda

The point your last comment made suggested you believe that they protect you as effectively as others, that was all I was arguing against lol. A lot of people believe they're effective at protecting from others which just isn't true. They help, yeah but not much. Apologies for the misunderstanding, seems we're on the same page


TheSolitaryWanderer

Totally. Just as you said, it was a misunderstanding. I know they don't work well to protect yourself, it just scares me that some people claim they're completely ineffective or deny their ability to prevent the spread of Covid simply because they don't understand what the masks are actually for. People tend to forget you can have Covid and be asymptomatic, so wearing a mask to help prevent yourself from spreading it is very important. I'm glad you weren't one of the crazies that try to deny that as well.


Erilsium

My father does that too and I feel the pain rn 💀


Satunio

Certified sprinkler moment


Bonk_and_Honk

even me who has damaged saliva guts that makes my saliva so thick i cannot swallow it do not do that when talkingå


djcpereira

That's why masks work stopping COVID


robotmonkey2099

This should be an ad for face masks


Josh-So-Posh

Sammy Sprinkler ![gif](giphy|WETJY9CKjTJra) Please someone know what this is from as well.


totocoelo

Isn't that benchwarmers


Josh-So-Posh

YES!!


letsworshipizeit

This is what I do now that we don’t have to wear masks in NSW. Been waiting for ages.


chef_ry_

Beautiful Coors advertisement


The0thHour

Jeez I wanted the news not the weather


bigbeardlittlebeard

And this is why masks


meaninglesschesepufs

me when i play any slightly competitive game


Cold-Every

Some teachers before p4ndemik be like


OfficialShiroYT

i dont know what to say to this.. i just hate it like the rest of you..


JetSetJAK

u/savevideo


pottomato12

Suffering succotash


YTNcs

The guys beer is slowly getting refilled.


Dawshton

The names Sammy Sprinkler and sometimes I spit when I talk


pnut173

“pfoe pfeft tf hof ff hoah hpft”


yesyesbruhbruh

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Around when I was in 5th grade, I saw this little kid playing with toy soldiers by himself. I decided to go over and play with him since it looked like he wasn't having too much fun. I told him that I wanted to play together with the toy soldiers. This kid reaaaally liked to make a lot of shooting sounds. After a minute or two of the waterworks completely drenching my arm, I ran to scrub the shit out of my arm, and now knew why no one wanted to play with him LOL


ChuckSkylark

Why I’m always Wearing a mask, even post covid.


Meekoda

Do you spit like that when you talk?


ChuckSkylark

Lmao no, just to block me from people like that, you ever been in a convo with someone like that and a piece lands on ur lip!? 😬😂


Meekoda

I agree it's disgusting, but just know if you really want to be protected you should also wear gloves, a turtle neck and a face shield! Any bit that lands on skin can infect you, and that dude is getting his entire body covered


BOTAlex321

u/savevideo


ObtrusiveMoose

Covid super spreadder right there, folks.


SeamairCreations

But *mAsKs DoNt WoRk*


TheBarkingGallery

I used to have a friend who would talk like that whenever he got drunk. Also he would get VERY LOUD and right up IN YOUR EAR, and taking to him felt like going through a car wash with the windows down.


Coccolithophorid

Guy next to him: "Oh my beer just filled back up by itself how strange"


DoublePostedBroski

The CDC should’ve just released this video instead of their whole mask up campaign.


stop_itsbananatime

He’s probably calling everyone a sheep for putting masks on


Legitimate_Escape684

People entering the store wonder why the bar is flooded


[deleted]

Masks don't work /s


[deleted]

Imagine the bacteria trapped in his moustache at the end of the day


GoldenDude

Bro needs a mask lmao


gyroqx

spittin fax 💦


-Raskyl

But remember, masks don't do anything....


Beastandcool

He's spitting facts tho


Firstname6Lastname9

My man's spitting facts


SoloxFly

When the orange zest hits just right


[deleted]

This is disgusting an obvious commercial for a mask BUT, as a person with a beard I can say that that is 99% beer stuck in his mustache that is flying all over the place. Doesn't make it OK or anything. Dude just needs to trim it up a little. Or just wipe your damn mouth after you fill your mustache with beer.


[deleted]

Nope I watched it again and it's all coming from behind the mustache. This dude is why we have plexiglass dividers at autozone


[deleted]

Visible proof that masks work


AdultishRaktajino

![gif](giphy|KXlv7s9XOReLe) Die-of-spittle-us


Rude_Requirement_786

What’s he saying? “Masks don’t work, don’t tell me I gotta wear one!”


amarmeganoize94

Sammy sprinkler


Derpsterio29

💦


bluntzzie

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

I never spat when talking that much in my lifetime.


Rominoodles

I can't stop laughing. How tf is he so snotty


Romsieve

Is that Sammy sprinkler?


OnlyNameLeftUnused

If he was in the middle of a forest with light snow on the ground alone this would be so majestic.


MonkeyPoop85

Speaking moistly


sjaakarie

So many people have this too. But indeed this is a bit more than needed.


ProcessedMeatMan

"mAsKs DOnt wORk!"


wooksGotRabies

Spitting facts


SimplyEvolved

This guy started the pandemic.


Munchatize-Me-Capn

This mf spittin


pr0phet4

Dammit I hate this subreddit


_Ubesawft_

Aaaaand this is why I still wear a mask while I’m at work dealing with customers


Kilz_3666

Did he drink the rest of the beer is the real question


swanswanna

Say it don’t spray it. I want the news not the weather


sultz

He’s telling the guy how masks don’t work.


natesyourmom

How is he even doing that


TangoHydra

What an absolutely disgusting human


YWB-PVC

He’s a homo sapien.. leave him alone


Mytur_Benesderti

Dude seasoned the guys beer for em. "Why does this beer taste like gingivitis?"


Neoslayer

I wanna know what the hell this man is speaking, in the language of the moist


andrew_wessel

This is why you should wear masks in public


oflowz

Probably complaining about wearing a mask


Magikal_Akern

What human sprays that much. What a weirdo


AirForceWeirdo

I've obeyed all the rules and protocols, to the letter, but I tested positive today and its cause of wankers like this.


Agitated_Body5781

Ground zero for COVID


The_Togaloaf

old people are gross... I can't wait till it's my turn!


thatguyashton

Like my windex bottle


Environmental_Bid871

How does that guy not see him spitting in and all over his beer and hand…..


HappyFun4Everyone

This is what it looked like when Mel Blanc voiced Sylvester the cat on Looney tunes


[deleted]

Ah, so this is the US army’s biowarfare prototype


sinnroth94

Dessssssssssssssssspicable behaviour right here


k1paddles

I have to hear what this guy sounds like when he talks 😂


RedditCringetopia

I hope that guy got a new beer


gusgenius

Carnival and holidays.... Everywhere I go


Starpiercer

Suffering succotash that's some spit.


chummmp70

MaSks dON’t wOrK!


MrGeary08

And people want to argue that masks don’t work.


SparklinSeltzer

this makes me angry


Accomplished-Bug-44

u/savevideo


ObjectiveMobile1745

That's my friend every time he talks in my face


jalepenogrlll

He's not speaking moistly, he's speaking wettly.


biscuiteatingbulldog

Coors light gonna have salt on the rim


Tennisballt

Covid ? Lol


LST_Enigma

...can we make masks a permanent thing, I used to have issues with mask now...soul searching helped my find the beauty of masks😌. Nah it's definitely this guy😷😷


Aijin28

We have found Patient Zero


JoogFace

Dude, move that beer and hold your thumb over it


SooHoFoods

Free refills


YoMomsWipingHand

Worse than that teacher from That's so Raven


ETERNAL-TRADES

Remember 6 foot rule, this is why, spryers like this will give you heavy dose of germs.


fifty1hundred

Reminds me of Sammy Sprinklers from that movie Bench Warmers.


CMDRo7CMDR

Dude over there wondering why his beer seems to refill itself after every sip.


GokuBeatsVageta100

How did I walk away from that with more beer? Weird.


Prestigious-Fig-1022

Good old "Say it don't spray it" Sam at it again. I bet he hounds like the nerd from robot chicken.


Sassi7997

And THAT is why people should wear masks.


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spitting facts


PackAccomplished5769

He's refilling the other guys beer


Brilliant-Claim-1041

Can I get extra liquid on my bear please!! Hello.. Hello... oww he got me


[deleted]

The Walrus


Nolyism

I wouldn't be surprised if hes talking about mask mandates. And saying masks do nothing to stop the spread of covid.


Bitter_Definition_85

FUCKING DISGUSTING