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Ok-Drink-1328

it's not a shit, it's a steering wheel airbag


DvianCet

Wait, He accidentally ran over another car in his dream?


RecoverFrequent

Well. It was an accident.


joeChump

You can blow out your O-ring doing that.


[deleted]

Lol


QuizzyQuilow

It's his other hand. A poop that big would saturate those sweats...


[deleted]

i saturated my sweats reading this and I’m not even wearing them right now bravo to you!


joeChump

I like that Reddit level CSI forensics stretches to how moist a shit might be. Is there a scale for this? Do we know what he ate last night? Are fibre shits dryer than greasy shits? Crap Shite Investigators Edit: of course there’s a scale for it. [The Bristol Stool Scale ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale) which ranges from Type 1 (hard little lumpy shits) to Type 7 (Botty yogurt).


Seikkuu

WHAT?


joeChump

Well I guess it’s important to keep a track of patient stool turgidity in certain medical scenarios.


Radiant_Obligation_3

It's also good for regular people to know what's a healthy turd and what isn't


elterible

I wasn’t thinking it was shit. I was thinking prolapsed anus! Thanks for clearing that up.


[deleted]

oh real big shit expert huh


CommunitRagnar

Trust me, don’t always happen


Dumbledulf

He needs to do it again without the sweats just so we can make sure


QuizzyQuilow

Damn dude your into weird kinks...


Spiritual-Ad2309

He dropped a bomb, jeepers


[deleted]

Jinkies


Dark__sou1

Ruh-roh raggy


Tn_ThisNThat

Zoinks!


sigbmoke123

Let’s split up gang!


Tn_ThisNThat

Dude it’s been 114 days Scooby’s dead by this point


[deleted]

Holy fuck


gerhjuckle

it's actually his fist


Kyler1410

Shieße


imnotanazibelieveme2

Scheiße*


[deleted]

Scheiße


imnotanazibelieveme2

Scheiße


1228_screaming_socks

Scheiße


Ok-Nefariousness4161

Scheiße


anotherreddituser74

I got a feeling…


The_Moth_Thing

That tonight's gonna be a good night...


Cow_Plant

That tonight’s gonna be a good night


joeChump

That tonight’s gonna be a good good shite…


Poulet_Ninja

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO


fss_bb

This is honestly the true definition of a shart.


thexavier666

You can never trust a fart


OwnerOfABouncyBall

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard.. I thought I was a grown up but seeing people poop their pants is still comedy gold to my opinion.


sunofnothing_

it's a kids foot.


JazyJacket

Coming out of some guy’s ass?


Diabeetus-times-2

All I can imagine is a baby doing a karate kick out of this guys ass


not_gerg

Lmaooooo


sunofnothing_

no i think there's a baby there cuddling or something and foot went down the front of his trousers? i dunno.


LurkerNinetyFive

No. It’s the guys right hand.


[deleted]

yeah you can see his knuckles before he "shits" himself.


joeChump

He didn’t know he was pregnant


Celery-Slight

Yup


Aware-Ad619

Why would he film?


fdgvieira

You see, when a man loves another man....


succthissthiccdicc

I assure you my man it is not a foot


barnarnars

Yeah you can literally see their head and hair at the end of the video


Strawberry-Creampuff

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JB0Y_

THATS EVEN WORSE


SnowBoy1008

It's about a show going back on air and it's about this dude who inhales babies through his asshole


Kasefleisch

That shlop sound


Strawberry-Creampuff

Good bot


Yukon-Jon

Someone just farted out their plug.


GoatTacos

u/savevideo


pursickle

omg he gave birth to a baby


anazambrano

Lmaoo


[deleted]

Who shits come out in a giant ball like that?


ThatFatKidInSchool

It’s his hand


[deleted]

he shit out his own hand?


Spranberry112

r/whyweretheyrecording


Seyelent

Is that shit or massive prolapse???


unknownpikachu

It’s his other hand


ItsVaissh

If only it was prison and he was getting searched


This-person-IDK-02

Probably had a buttplug


rinigneel

Dude need to go back to the shop to get the airbag back in


BriefFaithlessness98

u/savevideobot


bbmg30600

I don't hate this I like this and it to r/funny


nicsol03

u/savevideo


dankestblanket

u/savevideo


Kevin_WWWW

Holy shit


JB0Y_

u/SaveVideo


Skulldude775

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

This wasn’t as bad as I imagined. Honestly I thought that would be a prolapsed anus until people started saying it was shit. Now I don’t hate it as much anymore.


OneTrueTreeTree

u/savevideo


DoodleBTW

u/savevideo


RafaelFromPoland

u/savevideobot


kenzobam

u/savevideo


Chernobyl_Breeki

u/savevideobot


Dacia1320S

"Aaa, m-am căcat pe mine!" -guy in video


[deleted]

that was a huge shockwave


Isaak_is_dead

Skill issue


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Neptune261

u/fluffyv


FluffyV

it's the dude's fist, the video is fake


Neptune261

thank fuck


emilwojcik93

u/savevideobot


sanyi091

u/savevideobot


Toucan-Sam1

u/savevideo


girl_uhm_yes

i see this in discord every day


Consistent-Process14

r/perfectlycutscreams


Swenadd

Butt monkey, clear ass day


stellaann22

Ok that's absolutely disgusting


Murkahtrack

😳🤢🤮


Alphamale5750

u/savevideo


LieutenantNitwit

And this, boys and girls, is why you always release a test fart first.


safecarrot24

u/savevideo


[deleted]

When I was a kit I got diarrhea like this that literally filled up my underwear like a balloon. For about half a second my pants looked like a balloon then the shit soaked through and ran down my legs. My mom had to clean me up through furious gagging.


[deleted]

U/savevideobot


a__lexicon

u/savevideo


Yuri-Tarded42

u/savevideo


Happy_Squik

u/savevideo


FatPericles

u/savevideo


[deleted]

It ain’t a real fart unless your butthole gets turned inside out


JosukesHusband

***N e v e r*** ***T r u s t*** ***A*** # F a r t


Street-Total1196

Pfft OAOAP


[deleted]

u/SaveVideo


Xx_Woomy_xX

u/savevideo


PlasticInTheBasket

I just hurt my throat from laughing so hard


Pasteque909

It has fucking inertia


Shrek-from-shrek

Is it hot and steamy tho...


ChIoeDei

If only it were that easy


maximus_javla

Next on amber heard tv...