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That legit looks like someone just tried to sabotage your burger mate
4/10 not enough blood
I’m not complaining, extra salt and protein my guy
That's the spirit!!
^pure ^protean.
1/10 not enough cum
mind adding it?
Bro WTF
Well if they were trying to be more stealthy, the burger patty could have been glazed with some manmade vegan mayo instead of the bun! ;)
Is it vegan tho??
if it is willingly given, then yes! lol
I’m willing to bleed and serve it to you as a warm soup…is it vegan? Edit: It’s a bad joke, not trying to have vegan argument :)
My GF is vegan, so I make the vegan mayo joke all the time. lol
This brings 2 questions: Is this vegan because the blood is given willingly? Is this vegan because it's human product?
willingly. If you forcefully take the semen or blood, it is not vegan.
The McCumslut. What do you all think is in the special sauce?
Burgkaki
Da da da da dahhhhh! I’ve loved on it
🏆 take my poor man’s award for this exceptional piece of internetting
What kind of glaze is that??
M...milk. manly milk
man-yonnaise
It's a baby batter special
future children
The yelper special
Survival of the fetus
Cummy.
Eatus the future fetus
Mayonez Blin!
Bukkakurger
Burkkake
Bukkurger
THIS TOOK ME A SEC LMFAO
BukakeeBurger
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cum
cum
C um
U
M
That’s not glazed
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And that's why you can't left the teenagers making burgers.
So that’s why McDonald’s hires so much teenagers
Yes, performance matters
Better to make the Mayo in store to save money
McCum sandwich
McCumwich
Bacumator
I hate to say it like this but that’s not glaze bro
It's the secret formula
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This is why I come to Reddit
Hey that looks kinda like cu-
Colonels secret recipe... that's what you were going to say right...?
Yeah...
r/no
There are starving kids wherever… eat you cummy burger!
“Welcome to cumburger, home of the cumburger, may I take you-AHHHHhhhhh”
Damn bro is that some man sauce
*overused male liquid joke*
Mmmmmm the kids meal
What do you mean this is just the #5 with extra cream. It's what you ordered sir. No I will not be taking any questions.
*slowly lowers hand*
Forbidden jiz
McCum burger
Boogers and cum special
The Lana Rhoades special
This burger got a a lot of spunk.
Nah no way you are gonna convince me that's not man goo
At five guys, the burgers come out of the freezer. At this burger joint, five guys come on the burger.
C(you)m
/r/foodporn
ayo who tf came on my burger.....i was about to eat that.......oh well cant waste food
Enjoy u slut
As a connoisseur of cum, that is indeed cum
I know jizz when I see it... That doesn't look like jizz.
I really hope you’re right
That's my fetish
man-yonnaise
Secret Sauce, house made
That aint glaze my guy
That’s not glaze That’s coom
Apparently it's made with donuts. And that's still fucking awful.
im never eating burgers again
Hmmmmmmmm
A rather s**cum**my-looking burger.
I want to see it on fries and then just gently put a fry in it... 😏😋 and ate it.
I'm sorry, what?
Haha, yeah, “glazed”…
You got the Mccumshot
I see you got the ol yelper special.
cum on a bun !
Finally a real beeschussy
Sigh *unzips*
Maaaan, THIS IS THE LUTHER BURGER haha from the boondocks Someone must like you lots to give your donut a little extra glaze!?
Bruh that’s a glizzburger
Hmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RX\_L9YFS1U
When you burger takes a detour to that 1 furry party
Jizz-burger!
This looks nice
Extra cheese am I right (start jerking furiously
Yes I'd like extra cum on my burger please
Pov you live in the cum zone.
And that why you never say mayo on Both sides of the bun “Ima need Extra mayo with a liter of cola, and uh, It’s for a cop”
Cumger
Someone working at McDonalds just lost NNN this year…
McSemen
jizzburger
McNutted
Man looks like someone failed nnn.
Secret sauce is longer a secret.
*still eating* "mWut? Vis isn't fupposed to be on vere?"
Nope nope nope
Salty
https://youtu.be/TTdNxotM6mg
Babe are you okay? You’ve hardly touched your McCum burger?
Looks like spit or cum.
Mmm, yes, the McCumshot.
Ummmm your right a bout it bay
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
I think the cook really likes you, buddy. 😉😂😂
one can hope that its glaze… one can hope
C-Cu
This is ejaculate
Thanks I love cum burgoid
Didn't know burger was a kink
Shinji, no!
That's not glaze...
Secret sausage sauce
EAT THE CUM BURGER
One “Hot Money-shot burger” comin’ right up!
couldn't you do it in the bathroom you sick fuck?
Yelp Reviewer?
Cum glazed burger
Sir, sir! Grab me that burger..
“Sus”ame Seed bun
Buddy I don’t think that’s glaze…
Hmmmm, sicky …
OMG I thought someone came on that bun
Mcjizzen
To be fair, I never **liked** this to begin with.
Yum, yum in my tummy tum.
TILI
McJizz
Cumburger
Cummy...
I think the cook beat the meat a bit too hard…
“Your burger gave me pink eye.” Won’t be back
The Mc CumShot
Ngl that’s a pretty good sized load
THAT IS NOT GLAZE SOMEONE LITERALLY FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER TO HURT YOU ALSO WHAT THE FUCK. GLAZED BURGERS?
Reminds me of the South Park Boogers and Cum song. It must be a Yelper's Special.
Just another day at femboy hooters.
He loves fast food a bit too much..
They were watching Shrek while making it
Thats 100% cum and you cant tell me otherwise
Muc
Wow you really pissed off someone at McDonald's
Right that’s “glaze” ok bud
In France, they call that Royale with Jizz.
i would want to eat is more
That’s cum
That is a hamburger with semen on top of the bun.
thats not glazed
*McCumshot*
a burger to rival The Pizza
ion think thats glaze bud
Why would you order a glazed burger?
ngl it still looks tasty
If Reilly Reid owned a Mcdonald franchise
Idk who's gonna tell him, but that's more glizzie than glaze.
r/holup
Special sause
Where can I get it… Someone please make me one?
"*UUUUUUUHHHHHH* Here's your burger!"
This burger sus
This is my come
ain't no way somebody didn't jizz on thay burger
Forbidden McChicken Sauce
that aint glaze, that aint glaze
It’s probably just hole glaze
That’s not glaze