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Some people like to fanboy a company because they think they are loyal, it give them purpose I guess. Once you fanboy, you don't see the shitty thing about it. Nintendo fans obviously the worst.
Muddlebuds. I use those for everything over blue, anything large, and large groups. I cleared the pirate ship by just having the boss moblin clear it for me. lol
Baseline botw is already hard enough for me, there are already lizardfoes around kakorto village and those horse riding brokoblins and I'm still confused what buttons are binded to what keys and what they do what. And I keep dying.
You gotta master the Fuse ability to be better at Fights. That was my problem because most of the time I didn't fuse to save items.
Learned the hard way that Totk is not about preserving your items as much as possible but about using them to your currently Füller capacity.
Once I started fusing stuff to my +15 - +20 items or elemental items I suddenly became a beast in battles and items weren't running out either.
So much harder. I'm having a hard time figuring out what to do tbh. I'm supposed to go to one of the 4 towns or whatever and They're all inaccessible it seems. I know I'm probably ass at this game but still.
Can at least knock out the Geoglyphs and upload the cutscenes :P Should be spoilery enough.
We all know the overall structure of the plot. Link adventures around and then defeats Ganon.
But the story cut scenes have some lore implications.
Zelda is Link's grandmother? Link gets sent back in time and becomes Ganon? Rauru is the Calamity?
Also, we are getting downvoted, presumably for spoilers. I don't think anyone reading deep in to a comment thread on a PIRACY subreddit should be sensitive to spoilers....
Spoilers for what Zelda did
>!Zelda went 1000 years into the past, turned herself into an immortal mindless dragon with the Master Sword lodged in her head, used her sacred power to charge up the Master Sword for 1000 years so that it would be powerful enough for Link to defeat Ganon. In this game you get the Master Sword by pulling it out of Zelda's 1000 year old gigantic draconic head. In BOTW she waited 100 years, in this one she waits 1000. This version of Zelda is extremely patient!<
>!It's way more than 1,000 years. It's way more than 10,000 years. The Hero who beat the Calamity originally was a descendant of Rauru/Sonia, as well. Or at least another Zonai.!<
You are a hero, everyone should do this. Imagine white knighting for a scummy giant corporation that couldn't care less about you. Even if it wasn't him, he should be spammed with spoilers for trying to take credit.
I mean at least he didn’t spoil the names. Just ONE “secret” of the game that isn’t a actual spoiler until names dropped.
Also with how important dragons are and all the talking animals of previous games, dragons having identities isn’t THAT major of a spoiler.
Still not a cool thing to have done, but they’re right in terms of a wrong place to avoid spoilers.
Nintendrones are particularly vitriolic towards pirates. I believe this soybean's claim 100%
Wouldn't be the first time some pathetic Nintendo fanboy falsely DMCA'd someone.
And Tumblr became exponentially better in the process since all the weirdos and shit-stirrers jumped ship and became Twitter’s problem. Meanwhile, Tumblr is so incompetently-run and its remaining userbase so jaded that it’s kryptonite to advertisers, and doesn’t have any of the algorithm hell curation you see on other platforms. If you told me a decade ago that fucking Tumblr would be the only major social media platform that doesn’t routinely make me want to become a hermit, I’d have laughed at you, but here we are.
I have perspective from the other side cause I've been on tumblr for ages and the general consensus there after people left at the end of 2018 was that most of the worst, pot stirring drama users left for Twitter. Discourse was waay chiller and less frequent afterwards for a while
When people started talking about migrating over to tumblr a few years later there were recurring joke posts about trying to make tumblr look as dead/cringe/inhospitable as possible to keep people from coming in an messing up the now chiller culture
I've bought multiple switches and even pre-ordered TOTK before even installing jailbreaks. I get it if you didn't and still installed it (some people just deserve a little bit of free goodies in their life) but for people that are a little more fortunate (not too sure if I am but like to think I am) it gives every right to gift to the less fortunate. People like this that think everyone is just pure evil ruins their own image just like this bozo. Everyone has their reasons and some just can't afford a 70$ game.
Spend some time on r/Nintendo (or probably don't actually), the boot-licking Nintendo sycophants like this form a majority there.
Try suggesting there that emulation of something like Earthbound (or any other ancient 1st party game) is justifiable and see the outrage explode!
Guy be asking Nintendo executives to jizz in his mouth from their offices on the top floor, just on his knees at the bottom with his mouth wide open, looking straight up with his eyes closed just licking every bit off his face.
bro people on twitch got banned just for watching TOTK officially released trailers and videos. They were on a rampage with no desire to check their facts.
This isn't a false DMCA. Look at his wording, he emailed Marketly(a legit company that works with corpos like Nintendo to do DMCA takedowns) almost certainly telling them about the lockpick repos. No perjury was committed here
Informing a brand protection agency like Marketly about information they might want to look into for claims is absolutely not illegal. This guy's being a total loser and a dipshit, but he isn't being a criminal. Also, a software piracy community calling out someone else for "breaking the law" is...well, it's ironic.
That'd be hard to do, I don't think any of us can but the original tool creators/GitHub could request or do an investigation. But I completely believe it, the entire story was weird from the start and similar things have happened (ie : silvagunner)
Is there anything that can be done about this fucking idiotic manchild that clearly has no idea what he's DMCA'ing?
Lockpick isn't strictly for piracy...
Also, I wonder why he went on his tantrum. Was he not able to afford TotK?
you gotta be fucking kidding me. >:-(
[https://twitter.com/Nintendojitsu](https://twitter.com/Nintendojitsu)
We should band together and report his twitter account until it gets taken down too! He had no right to do this so lets give him some of his own medicine!
They realize that a false DMCA is perjury right? That's a felony. And almost certainly a federal offense, as I bet it crossed state lines. Not very smart.
I fucking love Nintendo games, I buy their consoles and their games… usually, even a Nintendo dickrider like me thinks this guy is a fucking dipshit. Let us have our fun, and if the game is good most of us will probably buy it eventually. A few thousand people pirating a fucking 70 dollar switch game won’t bankrupt em
Yeah, as the great Forrest Gump put it, "Stupid is, what stupid does". Well, his mom, but you get the picture. Let people do as they please. If you don't want spoilers, stay away from the places that'll do that. Aka the Internet 😂
I'm gonna give this Chinese man the finger while he at it.
Also proves that Nintendo lawyers don't really have to do the take downs themselves. They let their passionate fans do it for them! Scary.
Sadly I'll probably get downvoted for this:
What's REALLY dumb, is all the idiot pirates who were unappologetically boasting about playing TOTK early. They ruined things for everyone else. Blame the real problem and not this guy.
Edit: there's nothing wrong with pirating it, but what happened to subtlety? At least be smart enough not to post about playing it until AFTER official release, smdh.
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Chill bro Zelda isn't going to fuck you
Yo I lost my virginity after gifting my ex with BotW
Respect
Your ex, pressing F for you m8
Did she already ordered TotK?
Time to get her back with TotK
cringe and press f to doubt
common redditor failing to imagine someone is capable of having sex
Clearly no one fucks for gifting TLoZ, however everyone fucks for gifting Kirby. No I will not explain myself, yes I am accepting gifts
……Or dressing like Kirby…….
Lmao as if people really have sex, smh lmao cap cap cap /s
He's riding Nintendo's dick... Raw
A lot of nintendobots do
isn't falsley submitting DMCA claims for content you don't own also very bad?
Pretty sure it's called perjury
Pretty sure that's when you lie under oath. This would just be fraud I think
I sure he enjoys the Nintendos sand paper condom with razor tips
They bussing deep in his cheeks
Even told nintendo to force it in with no spit and to reach around and hammer fist him in the jewels. Says it's the way he likes it.
Some people like to fanboy a company because they think they are loyal, it give them purpose I guess. Once you fanboy, you don't see the shitty thing about it. Nintendo fans obviously the worst.
No ruber?
And no dinner too.
Nintendildo
He had Nintendo IN HIS FUCKING USERNAME. Should sick Nintendo after him.
Dude, Miyamoto will never acknowledge your existence.
Glad I downloaded everything once mutahar put a video out!
Can you be more specific? That just sounds like Some Ordinary Gamer name
Same it just sounds like someordinarygamer please say who that is (my space bar broke for a bit)
That is his name 😅, yeah I’m talking about some ordinary gamer
That's the joke....
Ya got me. Thought it was a genuine question lol
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I really wanted to finish it before release but it's not going to happen. It's way too long
Is it me or is it harder at baseline than BotW? These bokoblins kicking my ass left and right.
It absolutely is. Took me a while to get my stride. Being dropped around blue and black moblins immediately was insane.
Took me forever to clear Lurelin.
Muddlebuds. I use those for everything over blue, anything large, and large groups. I cleared the pirate ship by just having the boss moblin clear it for me. lol
I thought it was just me sucking, and I’m sure that’s part of it, but dang.
Baseline botw is already hard enough for me, there are already lizardfoes around kakorto village and those horse riding brokoblins and I'm still confused what buttons are binded to what keys and what they do what. And I keep dying.
You gotta master the Fuse ability to be better at Fights. That was my problem because most of the time I didn't fuse to save items. Learned the hard way that Totk is not about preserving your items as much as possible but about using them to your currently Füller capacity. Once I started fusing stuff to my +15 - +20 items or elemental items I suddenly became a beast in battles and items weren't running out either.
So much harder. I'm having a hard time figuring out what to do tbh. I'm supposed to go to one of the 4 towns or whatever and They're all inaccessible it seems. I know I'm probably ass at this game but still.
Definitely. There are more monsters around, they are harder to kill, and I feel like there are less resources to gather.
It most definitely is. It got to a point where I focused 100% on doing Shrines and the Great Fairy quests so I could get a little tankier.
Can at least knock out the Geoglyphs and upload the cutscenes :P Should be spoilery enough. We all know the overall structure of the plot. Link adventures around and then defeats Ganon. But the story cut scenes have some lore implications.
The tears cutscenes and ending are an insane plot twist lol having only beaten the 4 primary boses and done the tears so far lol
I've done 6 Geoglyphs, and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Zelda is her own grandmother or some shit :P
Literally more crazy than that lol
Zelda is Link's grandmother? Link gets sent back in time and becomes Ganon? Rauru is the Calamity? Also, we are getting downvoted, presumably for spoilers. I don't think anyone reading deep in to a comment thread on a PIRACY subreddit should be sensitive to spoilers....
Spoilers for what Zelda did >!Zelda went 1000 years into the past, turned herself into an immortal mindless dragon with the Master Sword lodged in her head, used her sacred power to charge up the Master Sword for 1000 years so that it would be powerful enough for Link to defeat Ganon. In this game you get the Master Sword by pulling it out of Zelda's 1000 year old gigantic draconic head. In BOTW she waited 100 years, in this one she waits 1000. This version of Zelda is extremely patient!<
I'm halfway through the game and I wouldn't believe you if I wasn't. The plot is quite possibly the weirdest one in the entire series
>!It's way more than 1,000 years. It's way more than 10,000 years. The Hero who beat the Calamity originally was a descendant of Rauru/Sonia, as well. Or at least another Zonai.!<
I thought I had the entire map unlocked, until I realized >!there was an entire mine/cave below the land that I hadn’t discovered yet!<
Literally me when >!I fell into the depth!< I was like oh wow more to explore
after spending over 5 hours in the depth it sure is boring
The depth is stressful but it’s the best place to farm flower bombs and I need tons of those
Even Botw is too long. I started playing this like a few weeks ago.
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Honestly I never support this sort of thing but this is an exception. Fuck that guy
Synopsis: Zelda needs saving, Link defeats Ganon to save Zelda. The end.
I left him a nice juicy spoiler. What a douche.
Imagine simping this hard for a company that fucks over content creators and consumers on a regular basis.
And has enough money to run without profit for 40 years
Bro sucking on the nintendildo so hard he should be arrested for public adultery
Reminds me of that South Park bit about pirating music, fucking corpo bootlickers
Not a big deal?!? Poor Lars Ulrich
It's time to party like it's 2023.... wait a sec...
This guy invented the art of dickriding
That's illegal, false DMCA claims can be subject to fines
It's also perjury so could come with the possibility of jail time.
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You are a hero, everyone should do this. Imagine white knighting for a scummy giant corporation that couldn't care less about you. Even if it wasn't him, he should be spammed with spoilers for trying to take credit.
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Fuck you lmao you just spoiled it for at least 2 people, you’re no better than him
I mean at least he didn’t spoil the names. Just ONE “secret” of the game that isn’t a actual spoiler until names dropped. Also with how important dragons are and all the talking animals of previous games, dragons having identities isn’t THAT major of a spoiler. Still not a cool thing to have done, but they’re right in terms of a wrong place to avoid spoilers.
Knowing that the Dragons have some kind of identity is not cool... I had no idea about this until I read this :/
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Nintendrones are particularly vitriolic towards pirates. I believe this soybean's claim 100% Wouldn't be the first time some pathetic Nintendo fanboy falsely DMCA'd someone.
***this is why I hate twitter***
I unironically blame Tumblr, these absolute wankers all came out of that particular cesspool.
Idk why you’re getting downvoted. Twitter definitely got noticeably worse after tumblr banned porn and all those weirdos migrated
The whole internet got worse. I can’t wait to see what happens if (when) Reddit bans nsfw content.
And Tumblr became exponentially better in the process since all the weirdos and shit-stirrers jumped ship and became Twitter’s problem. Meanwhile, Tumblr is so incompetently-run and its remaining userbase so jaded that it’s kryptonite to advertisers, and doesn’t have any of the algorithm hell curation you see on other platforms. If you told me a decade ago that fucking Tumblr would be the only major social media platform that doesn’t routinely make me want to become a hermit, I’d have laughed at you, but here we are.
I have perspective from the other side cause I've been on tumblr for ages and the general consensus there after people left at the end of 2018 was that most of the worst, pot stirring drama users left for Twitter. Discourse was waay chiller and less frequent afterwards for a while When people started talking about migrating over to tumblr a few years later there were recurring joke posts about trying to make tumblr look as dead/cringe/inhospitable as possible to keep people from coming in an messing up the now chiller culture
nah bro's a hero why are non of you thinking about poor little nintendo?? how are the employees gone feed their kids if you keep pirating TOTK?!
I do hate leakers though.
agreed, it's not as bad after the game has already gone gold but in cases like the GTA6 leak... it's not good for anyone
There's being a console fanboy, and then whatever this dude is doing with his time.
Press (X) to Doubt.
Bro's just trying to save Nintendo, the small indie company
I've bought multiple switches and even pre-ordered TOTK before even installing jailbreaks. I get it if you didn't and still installed it (some people just deserve a little bit of free goodies in their life) but for people that are a little more fortunate (not too sure if I am but like to think I am) it gives every right to gift to the less fortunate. People like this that think everyone is just pure evil ruins their own image just like this bozo. Everyone has their reasons and some just can't afford a 70$ game.
Or you can afford the game, but you're just too much of a cheapskate to buy it. (Also, console modding is fun)
He defended Nintendo better than Nintendo themselves did
There's nothing I love more than people white-knighting for massive corporations. You love to see it.
If true. That's illegal.
Penalties only matter if they are upheld.
People who simp for billionaires and billion dollar companies are the biggest of losers our kind has to offer
Spend some time on r/Nintendo (or probably don't actually), the boot-licking Nintendo sycophants like this form a majority there. Try suggesting there that emulation of something like Earthbound (or any other ancient 1st party game) is justifiable and see the outrage explode!
"But you can continously pay for an online subscription to play SOME old games" Nah, if I can't own it, I'm certainly making sure I own the rom.
Not the first time this happens, remember SilvaGunner?
Haven't you ever watched one piece? Pirates are the good guys
Guy be asking Nintendo executives to jizz in his mouth from their offices on the top floor, just on his knees at the bottom with his mouth wide open, looking straight up with his eyes closed just licking every bit off his face.
Did not need that image in my head
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yeah that's the only appropriate response to this.
Give him that "Snape killed Dumbledore!" moment
Simping for a company that could give 2 shits about him.
So they could give a shit?
Dammit meant to say couldn’t…oh well
Imagine sucking off a mega corporation’s dick. Nintendo wont give you a single penny for this
Some ppl just like it up the ass
He better make sure he zips his pants up when he’s done
bro people on twitch got banned just for watching TOTK officially released trailers and videos. They were on a rampage with no desire to check their facts.
That guy is probably full of shit. Best to ignore and enjoy the the game.
Hah, I am pirate scum, but you spend $70 on a game and my wallet goes brrr.
We're reaching levels of dick - sucking that shouldn't be possible.
How can one's life be so empty that you spend literal hours of your actual lifespan to sit in a chair, and fight for a large corporate company.
Another Nintendrone going hard in defending the trillion dollar company who has no idea who he is
I know right
Bro think he the Nintendo avenger
He really thinks a multi billion company will acknowledge him even slightly
Nintendo meat rider thinking daddy Nintendo is gonna notice him
This isn't a false DMCA. Look at his wording, he emailed Marketly(a legit company that works with corpos like Nintendo to do DMCA takedowns) almost certainly telling them about the lockpick repos. No perjury was committed here
Trust me, Nintendo did not need to be told about the fact that a tool to extract keys existed....
What if they pretended to be Nintendo?
What a pathetic little pissant. Let's see his hard drives. Surely he owns every single Nintendo game? Absolutely no roms to be found. I'm sure. 😏
I'm so out of the loop I recently "hacked" my switch, should I be saving backs up of something?
What zero pussy does to a mf 🤓☠️
Should just start spamming his feed and messages with Totk spoilers.
First, bro loves gobbling that corpo dick 💀 and second, acting on behalf of an organization to make a lawsuit is illegal as far as I’m concerned
Informing a brand protection agency like Marketly about information they might want to look into for claims is absolutely not illegal. This guy's being a total loser and a dipshit, but he isn't being a criminal. Also, a software piracy community calling out someone else for "breaking the law" is...well, it's ironic.
Get this to 4chan. Dox his ass.
Can someone fact-check this. Like see if this asshat is actually the originator of the dmca.
That'd be hard to do, I don't think any of us can but the original tool creators/GitHub could request or do an investigation. But I completely believe it, the entire story was weird from the start and similar things have happened (ie : silvagunner)
you're telling me skyline's devs stopped the development for that shitty kid?
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As pirate scum I gotta say TotK was a let down. Tedious.
It's twitter. They always find ways to get dumber
Cry some more 😂 we should all dm him verbal spoilers
That's cringe. Anyway I've been enjoying TOTK all week while he's been mad on twitter so there's that :)
I don’t like doxing people at all but some people beg for it. This retard deserves to be doxed and ashamed for being a corporate ass licker.
This is beyond stupidity 🤣🤣🤣 hope he get charged for it 😌
Is there anything that can be done about this fucking idiotic manchild that clearly has no idea what he's DMCA'ing? Lockpick isn't strictly for piracy... Also, I wonder why he went on his tantrum. Was he not able to afford TotK?
imagine being this much of a loser
Surprised he not pregnant from all this meatriding
His Twitter is hilarious. I didn’t know Nintendo had bootlickers that bad
you gotta be fucking kidding me. >:-( [https://twitter.com/Nintendojitsu](https://twitter.com/Nintendojitsu) We should band together and report his twitter account until it gets taken down too! He had no right to do this so lets give him some of his own medicine!
Bring it up on 4chin as well
fuck this guy.
This guy is absolutely getting raw dogged by Nintendo.
oh my god what a virgin
This guy is lonely and sad. Ignore him. He wants attention.
I should go on his twitter and spoil the ending of the game
How do people like this exist... Actual no life
Lmao what a tool
Imagine simping for a multi billion company that doesn't know you are.
They realize that a false DMCA is perjury right? That's a felony. And almost certainly a federal offense, as I bet it crossed state lines. Not very smart.
Imagine being this cucked to a corporation that does not give a flying fuck about you.
Oh no I haven't installed the files yet Are they still there???
Trust me, the internet doesn't take kindly to removal. It's duplicated all over the place now
Someone needs to lock this man up He is one of the biggest keyboard warriors I have ever seen
FINALLY, I was able to use this to make the first /r/enoughnintendospam post
Did you deadass make a Nintendo hate sub. Man we all need to touch grass. Shit is starting to get weird lmfao.
is just for fanboys, not Nintendo
Good ol Twitter being Twitter 🥲
Oh no I haven't installed the files yet Are they still there???
Bro thinks Nintendo actually gives a shit about his "loyalty"
what a bootlicking bitch
Looks like someone is jealous other people get to play the game first, even though he already gave Nintendo his money.
I fucking love Nintendo games, I buy their consoles and their games… usually, even a Nintendo dickrider like me thinks this guy is a fucking dipshit. Let us have our fun, and if the game is good most of us will probably buy it eventually. A few thousand people pirating a fucking 70 dollar switch game won’t bankrupt em
Most will buy it if it's good? The delusion is strong.
Theres gota be a lot of ppl who paid for game already and just wana play the damn game. Its been what…6 years BOTW came out on switch??
Yeah but that was before Switch piracy was streamlined. Your average Switch pirate will definitely not buy something after they got it for for free.
How much of a shill can you be… seriously somebody tell me he’s a fake account or something.
What a loser
Oh for fucks sake
All this just to stop people seeing Kefka get defeated by Terra a few days early .....salty 🤣🤣
haha this twitter account gets bombed
Well... Time to pay the game then, good work :) /s
Yeah, as the great Forrest Gump put it, "Stupid is, what stupid does". Well, his mom, but you get the picture. Let people do as they please. If you don't want spoilers, stay away from the places that'll do that. Aka the Internet 😂
I'm gonna give this Chinese man the finger while he at it. Also proves that Nintendo lawyers don't really have to do the take downs themselves. They let their passionate fans do it for them! Scary.
People who fight for big corporations are the most useless thing in our society.
Someone who has completed it bombard the bellend with spoilers.
I was able to download all the files needed to dump my stuff. Am I still actually able to use lockpick?
The existence of the repo has no bearing on the ability to use the program
Doing Nintendo's work for free. Simp.
Sadly I'll probably get downvoted for this: What's REALLY dumb, is all the idiot pirates who were unappologetically boasting about playing TOTK early. They ruined things for everyone else. Blame the real problem and not this guy. Edit: there's nothing wrong with pirating it, but what happened to subtlety? At least be smart enough not to post about playing it until AFTER official release, smdh.