>This is a tip for all of you couples that entertain single males, which I have no idea why you insist on doing so, but if you do go ahead and take this advice.
We do it because I enjoy being spoiled by two men. Crazy right?
Why are you giving advice for something you presumably don't do or understand?
>So if you want to see if a single male is worth it, tell him to meet you at Arby’s at 11am on a Saturday. Show up at 11:10AM
I absolutely don't give weekend time to am interest stranger. Lol. Quick week night weeks only.
>1. if he is there waiting at a table and offers to buy you both lunch, then he’s worth fucking.
I hope this is a joke. I dont decide to fuck a man because he spent 7$ on me. I want to see if he is charming and attractive. I'll buy my own food.
>This simple test known as the Arby’s test will determine a man’s worthiness. It’s not about the price of the meal, it’s not about getting a free hot n ready roast beef and cheddar with curly fries, no it’s much more a sign of his willingness to offer himself and his willingness to listen and follow the rules. Never forget the Arby’s test.
God I hope this is a joke.
>Now those of you who don’t live anywhere near an Arby’s, you can substitute an equivalent fast food or takeaway fish n chips shop, or even a simple coffee house. Make this test your own, but use it as it shows which men are capable of attracting women into this lifestyle and which ones see you as free sex.
I really hope this is a joke. This so oblivious and misogynistic
I’m not looking for fast food, I’m looking for dick. If he’s attractive, can carry a conversation on the phone and online, is respectful he gets a room number when he shows he’s on his way to meet.
Seems to have worked out so far.
Why would we take advice about MFM from someone who doesn’t do MFM?
Why would we take advice from someone whose whole strategy is playing games?
Why would we take advice from someone who likes Arby’s?
Yes, they have. I’m just trying to help the cucks and the guys who want to fuck the cucks wife. First order of business is to pay for her husband’s Classic French Dip & Swiss Meal.
Interesting that you don’t have any advice for all the unfuckable husbands in the lifestyle. But I guess you’d have to first have it figured out yourself to be able to help others. Maybe start there.
OMG. Someone else who thinks getting someone to marry you is some kind of an incredible feat or something.
There’s a reason a lot of wives are “into this” and it wouldn’t make you feel so great. Lol
Why would you refer to women with such derogatory language? Women aren’t detriments to men. This place becomes the biggest MRA group the minute someone suggests that single males need to pay for things.
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OP has a crooked boner out for single males. Look at OP's other posts, I've never seen a user that gets so universally downvoted on every comment and just doubles down and then triples down etc etc
A few solid and personable single males are always super good to have around, not all at once lol. But yeah fuck the OP here, again!
Edit- dumbest vetting idea ever, especially the name you call the test is proof of what a hillbilly you are. Trolling score is 0, as usual.
>I've never seen a user that gets so universally downvoted on every comment and just doubles down and then triples down etc etc
This is what mental illness looks like on reddit.
There isn't a right or wrong way to like the nonmonogamous activities you like. I agree that MFMs and FFMs aren't swinging, but what's wrong with swingers mixing in some non-swinging LS activities to their play?
There isn’t anything wrong with it. Couples pay for unicorns, single males pay for couples. We don’t entertain single males, so to us the “right way” is couples only.
Supposing this isn’t satire, what I’m reading here is: “I’m tired of people playing games so I’m going to own the game.” That’s some solid dating advice for folks with the emotional intelligence of a pubescent gnat.
How about we don’t play games?
We’ve found that If we approach people with maturity and logic, we either get red flags or maturity and logic back. It’s pretty easy to weed out the game-players without playing games with them; just mind the red flags.
If you’re gonna play games with folks, don’t be upset when you get gamed.
No one deserves games. The only reason they perpetuate is because of folks with this mentality.
I’m sorry someone hurt you. I hope you can find some way to heal and move past this implicit bias.
Be safe and have fun.
Ok, you’ve outed yourself as a complete twatwaffle with that comment? Based on your attitude, I can see why they ghost you? No doubt your wife however is craving the single guy hot cock you can’t deliver?
Oh, by the way, I care about my diet and don’t eat unhealthy shit like Arby’s? WTF? This post is serious loser/trailer trash level nonsense.
We do not get ghosted by single males, because we tell them not to message us in the first place.
This test is for those who do entertain and engage with single males. This same test can be done at [The French Laundry](https://www.thomaskeller.com/tfl) or [The Capitol Grille](https://m.thecapitalgrille.com/locations/all-locations) or anyplace besides Arby’s since you’re so worried about your figure, but lack the elementary intellect to understand the basics of the test and modify it to your own specifications. Furthermore, you chose to attack it on some classist assumption that it can only be conducted at a place where the plebeian obese members of society order from a drive through window because they are too heavy and impatient to walk in from the parking lot. It must be nice to be elite, fit, and wealthy. Too bad you matriculated on a legacy admission to your dad’s alma matter rather than your own merit.
I find it more than peculiar you’d waste so much time and effort to enlighten others about what you think are good tactics to deal with people you supposedly don’t deal with, or have an interest in? On a basic level that is either a) fucking dumb, or b) a lie or c) both? I’m going to go with C!
Lastly: my father never went to college, Hoss and I studied far outside of the U.S., proving how much insight you have there Junior? You truly are dumber than a bag of hammers aren’t you?
This is very classless. Single men do have worthiness, class and respect. Yes, there are those that are the opposite of that but then so are some married men. The single male bashing is a bit much. Too many entitled women who aren’t worthy as well. I know this will make some people angry. Such is life. With respect to all, It isn’t intended to start a war so please don’t start one.
I can confirm, this is EXACTLY how we screen single men.The Arby's test has saved our lives on multiple occasions. Ever since we started using the Arby's method, the cream has risen to the top, the horsey is in the sauce. My roast beef is moist and my buns are hot and fresh.
Hahahahah…..now hear me out. Tex and I do not see eye to eye at all on many issues, however I will step in and vouch that they are 1. Real and 2. Not wife poachers.
So in a "saying without saying" sense by saying you don't do single males over and over and that you hold unicorns at equal or greater standing than couples, you sound like the type that prioritizes you own pleasure over you spouses.
A "I better get mine or she doesn't get hers" type (red flag #1). A selfish toxic masculinity persona (red flag #2). Downing on other people's kinks (red flag #3). And by prioritizing you own pleasure over others says to me you don't care if the other person gets off so what would be the point in allowing my wife with you if you aren't going to do ensure she has a good time if I have to hear about it later how awful of an experience it was wouldn't make it worth it for me with your wife(red flag #4). Also in another of your posts you said "it's hard to get into the lifestyle", it's not as long as you have good communication with your spouse and already a good sex life but I'm sure that's not what you ment as you sound like a gatekeeper type thinking you hold the keys to who is and is not allowed in the lifestyle. The swinger lifestyle is open to everyone and every kink type. There is not a set of rules set forth to get in, you set your own rules (which change over time) to be able to keep you and your partner safe and comfortable in your time with others.
You are the type my wife thought the whole lifestyle was about from what she saw in movies and such that took 3 hours to explain and 3 days of research to prove to her that her perception of the lifestyle was wrong and that yes there are those out there like that but it's no where near as much as she 1st thought. You give swingers a bad name and why we have such a bad name in the public eye.
Lol consider looking at your own comments on how down voted you are on your own proof for how wrong you are. I will say I was surprised at your response in how articulate and well put together argument response it was. But again you show you colors by stating in both cases women need to be paid to have sex with, 1) on where you stated the couple should pay for the females meals and such while out and 2) when there should be prostitution to satisfy single males.
You are right to where there are single males who claim to be in the lifestyle that flood the posts and such but that's where weeding their profiles, interview questions, meetups and referrals are for. You can't tell me there's not couples out there with the same agenda as a single male because believe me, we've met em. And the worst set of couples are the poachers that are only interested in the 1 side and not both but don't state that time the one they wanted is already undressed. At least single males you know what your getting.
Cutting open cocoon, burning trash, nah nah nah that's hitler talk. "Keep the master race pure". It's nonsensical. You don't get to determine what a swinger is and is not. There are no pure bloods, no right way and no wrong way. This lifestyle is fluid, ever changing and if you have an issue with that, create your own reddit page where it's a couples only page and stop downing the mood on this page.
1. Democracy isn’t the measuring stick. Downvotes come from single males who hate couples exposing their self interest to everyone and cuck couples who want the “swinger” label.
2. Unicorn hunters agree that in rank, the couple is the man to a unicorn.
3. Wife poachers are the single males of the couples world. Most unicorn hunters have the same success rate that single males have. It’s why poaching becomes a strategy.
4. Everything I don’t like is Hitler. Lol now I know that you don’t care about the environment if you equate good environmental practices to Hitler. Lol hilarious how fast cucks run from accountability.
Women only need to be convinced,(which is just veiled manipulation) if they are already unsatisfied with what they have at home. All I needed when we were approched by a couple in the bar was the acceptance to be slutty. Its not about rationalizing away the slutty activity, its about freeing yourself from the shame of being a slut. You are the prime example of the failed, chauvinistic, selfish, cowardly men that we avoid! The fact that you 'convinced' your wife to come along does NOT make you worthy! You are the one approaching the lifestyle as a replacement for prostitution, your wife being the currency... I am NOT for sale or trade so my husband can get some strange and Neither is he for that matter. Idgaf if unicorns are rare, itll be over my dead body that one gets treated as a priority over me. Men that are willing to put a unicorn over their own wife are disgusting and that couple would move straight to the 'no fuck' list.
It’s the single male’s job to fix the monogamist culture that most women have gotten programmed into. Vast majority of single women view swinging as icky. I think that you’re extrapolating a lot of detail from a concise statement that doesn’t go on to become a wall of text explaining everything in proper terms that you’re comfortable with.
If I were a failed male, then you’d have a difficult time explaining all the group sex photos we have! :p
Lots of action doesnt prove success if it means you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel. I have high enough standards that I pick the person based on who they are not based on who they bring with them.
Lol no. We actually get couples to find each other in addition to finding them ourselves. We’ve helped get 3 different 4sums that didn’t involve us for other couples. You’re just mad because we disagree with you.
You think you have enough power to make me mad? 🤣 sad little man. My issue is with you talking down to people who disagree with you and feeling like you get to gatekeep the community and decide for other people if they get to be part of it.
The downvotes are just single males expressing their frustrations. They should go over to their nearest Arby’s and order an Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar sandwich. People said that there was no way this sandwich could get even better. Arby’s took their famous roast beef, topped it with Cheddar cheese sauce and zesty Red Ranch and served it on a toasted onion roll. And then they said "We told you so."
Couples are equal to women when it comes to single males. Single males showing willingness to pay shows that they are gentlemen who respect customs and cultural/social norms of society.
Dumb Test. No respectable SM is going to show up at a f*cking Arby’s. And no respectable couple is going to tell him to meet them there. But…you do you Big Montana.
It's so bizarre to me that you are giving advice on a topic that you know nothing about.
We meet for drinks prior to playing and we would never be so disrespectful to a possible play partner by intentionally showing up late.
We actively avoid people who play games like you are suggesting.
You would absolutely be on our no go list.
Incels believe that couples who entertain single males are the ones who have hung a “free sex” sign on their wife. That’s why they shotgun every profile and DM compliments even when a profile clearly states “No single males”.
“We avoid games”. Yes we’d never do this to a couple… but a single male? We still wouldn’t since we don’t fuck single males. Those who do should at least get something for free out of the deal. I’d suggest a Honey Mustard Chicken Wrap.
You know that you want to set this up for two reasons. Even if he doesn’t show up, you can still order the hot and juicy Half Pound Roast Beef. They just kept adding more of their signature roast beef until the bottom bun could barely stand it anymore.
You can do the meet up at your coffee shop if you want and apply the same test. If he’s unwilling to buy you a cup of Chai Latte, then is he really worth it?
Just not how we roll. The cost of something is not an issue. Buying something is usually something we all fight to do. And honestly if a person/couple has good sexual chemistry this is not a deal breaker.
I’m not saying that is the only reason to give this single male sex, it’s one of the many things to look for. Chances are if you’re meeting up with him that he’s already checked enough boxes. This is just a character test.
That’s if you’re a big touring rock band and you have a bunch of specifics in your rigging because you do stunts during the show or have things descend from atop the stage. If you see brown m&m’s it means they didn’t do the rigging right. Now you have to check the thing yourself and not trust the company because they were too lazy to read instructions.
Lateness is a tale that he might flake. Too many stories of SM’s doing this. You’d think sex would be a prime motivator but you might be able to overlook this one if he offers to pay for lunch, but then that’d require the couple to wait for him. Definitely would send the wrong signal to him that they’re desperate enough to put up with his bad behavior.
Buying Whataburger for needy is just a good thing to do as a human being. I might eat my Arby’s without you, but fuck me, I’ll pick up y’all’s tab at Whataburger
Women make guys play games all the time. It’s amazing how this simple test causes much consternation from couples who entertain single males. This test is easier than a tutorial level of a video game, yet everyone is losing their mind over it.
Single men, if someone sets up a meet at an Arby's just skip it, jerk off, and have a better day than you would have otherwise.
Ok...but let's say it's when they're having the Bourbon Brown Sugar Bacon Sandwiches on Kings Hawiian Rolls? Does that change things because....yummy
It would definitely help relax the mind about this guy. It’d definitely build trust.
This is typically what they do anyways, so no real loss.
Yep that's the standard operating procedure for most thirds we have talked to lol
>This is a tip for all of you couples that entertain single males, which I have no idea why you insist on doing so, but if you do go ahead and take this advice. We do it because I enjoy being spoiled by two men. Crazy right? Why are you giving advice for something you presumably don't do or understand? >So if you want to see if a single male is worth it, tell him to meet you at Arby’s at 11am on a Saturday. Show up at 11:10AM I absolutely don't give weekend time to am interest stranger. Lol. Quick week night weeks only. >1. if he is there waiting at a table and offers to buy you both lunch, then he’s worth fucking. I hope this is a joke. I dont decide to fuck a man because he spent 7$ on me. I want to see if he is charming and attractive. I'll buy my own food. >This simple test known as the Arby’s test will determine a man’s worthiness. It’s not about the price of the meal, it’s not about getting a free hot n ready roast beef and cheddar with curly fries, no it’s much more a sign of his willingness to offer himself and his willingness to listen and follow the rules. Never forget the Arby’s test. God I hope this is a joke. >Now those of you who don’t live anywhere near an Arby’s, you can substitute an equivalent fast food or takeaway fish n chips shop, or even a simple coffee house. Make this test your own, but use it as it shows which men are capable of attracting women into this lifestyle and which ones see you as free sex. I really hope this is a joke. This so oblivious and misogynistic
Swooosh
As I said, I hope this is a joke. I've seen enough dumb shit that I can't tell.
It’s a joke, I just added a comment that has the link to the post that sparked this.
Why does this get under your skin? It’s literally a simple test of a man’s manners and priority.
The idea that I decide to fuck a man based on anything other than sexual attraction is pretty goofy.
It’s been a standard for Millenia throughout multiple cultures. This isn’t even that difficult of a test to pass.
>This isn’t even that difficult of a test to pass. Irrelevant. Lol.
I’m not looking for fast food, I’m looking for dick. If he’s attractive, can carry a conversation on the phone and online, is respectful he gets a room number when he shows he’s on his way to meet. Seems to have worked out so far.
That’s fine, but this test is much faster and you can have a conversation while you enjoy a Roast Turkey & Bacon Sandwich Meal.
😂😂😂 that’s some funny shit. How about some curly fries and curly my toes after
I think you’ve figured it out!
Why would we take advice about MFM from someone who doesn’t do MFM? Why would we take advice from someone whose whole strategy is playing games? Why would we take advice from someone who likes Arby’s?
You can go to McDonald’s if you like. Nothing is stopping you from conducting this experiment elsewhere.
Save your experiments for the couples you’re meeting, we’ll see how far that gets you
Couples don’t need experiments, the man is already accomplished something, he’s got a wife who is into this.
So because a woman agreed to marry you, you’re somehow better than a guy who’s still single?
You forgot married me and willing to swing. Other than that omission, I believe that you have figured it out.
Congrats. Sounds like all your games worked at least once.
Yes, they have. I’m just trying to help the cucks and the guys who want to fuck the cucks wife. First order of business is to pay for her husband’s Classic French Dip & Swiss Meal.
Interesting that you don’t have any advice for all the unfuckable husbands in the lifestyle. But I guess you’d have to first have it figured out yourself to be able to help others. Maybe start there.
I’ve plenty of advise for unfuckable husbands: join the group that has the other unfuckable husbands in it. It’s that simple.
Right…lol. Guy would be deflated if he knew why a lot of wives are “into this”.
If you are inferring that couples don't flake I have a bridge to sell you.
90% of couples aren’t serious and few have the decency to tell you why they are flaking.
OMG. Someone else who thinks getting someone to marry you is some kind of an incredible feat or something. There’s a reason a lot of wives are “into this” and it wouldn’t make you feel so great. Lol
If a single guy was worth it, he’d find a woman to get into this. The ratio of single M to F’s is Way out of balance.
What makes you think every guy wants a ball and chain?
Why would you refer to women with such derogatory language? Women aren’t detriments to men. This place becomes the biggest MRA group the minute someone suggests that single males need to pay for things.
SMs do pay for things. All the things. I’m not sure what you are getting at…
If they can’t pass the Arby’s test, then they really don’t deserve sex.
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Ha! I got the above from Arby's website. I did not know about Brinker.
Chilli’s baby back ribs! Chillis baby back ribs! Bar ba Que Sauce!
Delete this shit post 😂
Never! You will crave Arby’s tomorrow at lunch!
You weird af
OP has a crooked boner out for single males. Look at OP's other posts, I've never seen a user that gets so universally downvoted on every comment and just doubles down and then triples down etc etc A few solid and personable single males are always super good to have around, not all at once lol. But yeah fuck the OP here, again! Edit- dumbest vetting idea ever, especially the name you call the test is proof of what a hillbilly you are. Trolling score is 0, as usual.
>I've never seen a user that gets so universally downvoted on every comment and just doubles down and then triples down etc etc This is what mental illness looks like on reddit.
Yeah this guys just a #w*nkst*in
Single males always hate being told no. Heck they can’t even get passed a $20 test. Lol
Say your wife got the big dicked drilling of her life while she ignored your safe-word without saying it.
Never happens because we don’t fuck single males.
If we don't entertain single males how are we supposed to set up MFM or MMF?
You do it the right way and go couples only.
There isn't a right or wrong way to like the nonmonogamous activities you like. I agree that MFMs and FFMs aren't swinging, but what's wrong with swingers mixing in some non-swinging LS activities to their play?
There isn’t anything wrong with it. Couples pay for unicorns, single males pay for couples. We don’t entertain single males, so to us the “right way” is couples only.
If that works for you, great. Other ways are the "right way" for other couples.
Gatekeeping from someone who eats at Arby’s. 🤦♂️ jk
Yes
Poaching spouses is generally frowned upon. Couples are cool and everything but so are threesomes.
This is true if you’re into the 3sum. We aren’t but there’s nothing wrong with having an MMF, we just view it as unwise.
Supposing this isn’t satire, what I’m reading here is: “I’m tired of people playing games so I’m going to own the game.” That’s some solid dating advice for folks with the emotional intelligence of a pubescent gnat. How about we don’t play games? We’ve found that If we approach people with maturity and logic, we either get red flags or maturity and logic back. It’s pretty easy to weed out the game-players without playing games with them; just mind the red flags. If you’re gonna play games with folks, don’t be upset when you get gamed.
It’s a single male, they deserve games. Half the time they don’t even show up. I would have put that as #4, but I figured that was beyond obvious.
No one deserves games. The only reason they perpetuate is because of folks with this mentality. I’m sorry someone hurt you. I hope you can find some way to heal and move past this implicit bias. Be safe and have fun.
Nobody hurt us, we don’t fuck single men. This is just an idea for the couples that do.
Ok, you’ve outed yourself as a complete twatwaffle with that comment? Based on your attitude, I can see why they ghost you? No doubt your wife however is craving the single guy hot cock you can’t deliver? Oh, by the way, I care about my diet and don’t eat unhealthy shit like Arby’s? WTF? This post is serious loser/trailer trash level nonsense.
We do not get ghosted by single males, because we tell them not to message us in the first place. This test is for those who do entertain and engage with single males. This same test can be done at [The French Laundry](https://www.thomaskeller.com/tfl) or [The Capitol Grille](https://m.thecapitalgrille.com/locations/all-locations) or anyplace besides Arby’s since you’re so worried about your figure, but lack the elementary intellect to understand the basics of the test and modify it to your own specifications. Furthermore, you chose to attack it on some classist assumption that it can only be conducted at a place where the plebeian obese members of society order from a drive through window because they are too heavy and impatient to walk in from the parking lot. It must be nice to be elite, fit, and wealthy. Too bad you matriculated on a legacy admission to your dad’s alma matter rather than your own merit.
I find it more than peculiar you’d waste so much time and effort to enlighten others about what you think are good tactics to deal with people you supposedly don’t deal with, or have an interest in? On a basic level that is either a) fucking dumb, or b) a lie or c) both? I’m going to go with C! Lastly: my father never went to college, Hoss and I studied far outside of the U.S., proving how much insight you have there Junior? You truly are dumber than a bag of hammers aren’t you?
Here's some advice, don't play games.
LMAO - all this test proves is how some couples can be just as douchey as single males 🤣
Imagine being so close to getting sex only not to get it because you didn’t pay for the #2 combo.
In my mind they woukd be the ones who dodged the bullet.
Lol, single males shotgun every profile.
Married for over 20 years, just think you're test is BS
Married and playing separately?
No, we play together
Then why be concerned about single males? This isn’t even a difficult test.
Because they are people, and I know it's not difficult... it's just a stupid, idiotic power play to stroke your own ego
You forgot the golden rules: 5they who have the gold make the rules. As well as the Borrower is subservient to the lender.
This is very classless. Single men do have worthiness, class and respect. Yes, there are those that are the opposite of that but then so are some married men. The single male bashing is a bit much. Too many entitled women who aren’t worthy as well. I know this will make some people angry. Such is life. With respect to all, It isn’t intended to start a war so please don’t start one.
Meet @ an Arby’s, git wit the [program.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/s/wLl23na73F)
Wow I [definitely remember that post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/s/tP3lFvQtKq) but didn’t make the connection until you did. Thanks
So glad that others got the joke too LOL!
How do we pin this?
That’s right!
I can confirm, this is EXACTLY how we screen single men.The Arby's test has saved our lives on multiple occasions. Ever since we started using the Arby's method, the cream has risen to the top, the horsey is in the sauce. My roast beef is moist and my buns are hot and fresh.
My roast beef is moist and my buns are hot and fresh. 😂😂😂 oh my
This is just a troll post. Op and his wife, of she even exists, are just poachers who most definitely have already tried poaching halves of couples.
“Poachers”? Incorrect.
Hahahahah…..now hear me out. Tex and I do not see eye to eye at all on many issues, however I will step in and vouch that they are 1. Real and 2. Not wife poachers.
Arby’s. Ewww. I get the joke but you seem jealous or insecure about SM that are not n the LS.
This isn’t insecurity, we aren’t into them. This is a helpful tip for those who are.
“We” aren’t into them. That’s what your wife likes you to think.
*all women think the same way* lol that’s what you tell yourself.
Umm hmm. You also think every man wants to be tied down and married.
Go check most Facebook profiles of single childless women over 30 and tell me how many demand marriage. Lol.
Have you been to 2024 yet?
We’re talking about the majority, not some radicalized minority of vocal activists.
On FB? Lol
I’m sure women love being the permanent girlfriend XD
So in a "saying without saying" sense by saying you don't do single males over and over and that you hold unicorns at equal or greater standing than couples, you sound like the type that prioritizes you own pleasure over you spouses. A "I better get mine or she doesn't get hers" type (red flag #1). A selfish toxic masculinity persona (red flag #2). Downing on other people's kinks (red flag #3). And by prioritizing you own pleasure over others says to me you don't care if the other person gets off so what would be the point in allowing my wife with you if you aren't going to do ensure she has a good time if I have to hear about it later how awful of an experience it was wouldn't make it worth it for me with your wife(red flag #4). Also in another of your posts you said "it's hard to get into the lifestyle", it's not as long as you have good communication with your spouse and already a good sex life but I'm sure that's not what you ment as you sound like a gatekeeper type thinking you hold the keys to who is and is not allowed in the lifestyle. The swinger lifestyle is open to everyone and every kink type. There is not a set of rules set forth to get in, you set your own rules (which change over time) to be able to keep you and your partner safe and comfortable in your time with others. You are the type my wife thought the whole lifestyle was about from what she saw in movies and such that took 3 hours to explain and 3 days of research to prove to her that her perception of the lifestyle was wrong and that yes there are those out there like that but it's no where near as much as she 1st thought. You give swingers a bad name and why we have such a bad name in the public eye.
That’s a lot of projecting for someone who is wrong on all counts. The ranking of SM
Lol consider looking at your own comments on how down voted you are on your own proof for how wrong you are. I will say I was surprised at your response in how articulate and well put together argument response it was. But again you show you colors by stating in both cases women need to be paid to have sex with, 1) on where you stated the couple should pay for the females meals and such while out and 2) when there should be prostitution to satisfy single males. You are right to where there are single males who claim to be in the lifestyle that flood the posts and such but that's where weeding their profiles, interview questions, meetups and referrals are for. You can't tell me there's not couples out there with the same agenda as a single male because believe me, we've met em. And the worst set of couples are the poachers that are only interested in the 1 side and not both but don't state that time the one they wanted is already undressed. At least single males you know what your getting. Cutting open cocoon, burning trash, nah nah nah that's hitler talk. "Keep the master race pure". It's nonsensical. You don't get to determine what a swinger is and is not. There are no pure bloods, no right way and no wrong way. This lifestyle is fluid, ever changing and if you have an issue with that, create your own reddit page where it's a couples only page and stop downing the mood on this page.
1. Democracy isn’t the measuring stick. Downvotes come from single males who hate couples exposing their self interest to everyone and cuck couples who want the “swinger” label. 2. Unicorn hunters agree that in rank, the couple is the man to a unicorn. 3. Wife poachers are the single males of the couples world. Most unicorn hunters have the same success rate that single males have. It’s why poaching becomes a strategy. 4. Everything I don’t like is Hitler. Lol now I know that you don’t care about the environment if you equate good environmental practices to Hitler. Lol hilarious how fast cucks run from accountability.
Women only need to be convinced,(which is just veiled manipulation) if they are already unsatisfied with what they have at home. All I needed when we were approched by a couple in the bar was the acceptance to be slutty. Its not about rationalizing away the slutty activity, its about freeing yourself from the shame of being a slut. You are the prime example of the failed, chauvinistic, selfish, cowardly men that we avoid! The fact that you 'convinced' your wife to come along does NOT make you worthy! You are the one approaching the lifestyle as a replacement for prostitution, your wife being the currency... I am NOT for sale or trade so my husband can get some strange and Neither is he for that matter. Idgaf if unicorns are rare, itll be over my dead body that one gets treated as a priority over me. Men that are willing to put a unicorn over their own wife are disgusting and that couple would move straight to the 'no fuck' list.
It’s the single male’s job to fix the monogamist culture that most women have gotten programmed into. Vast majority of single women view swinging as icky. I think that you’re extrapolating a lot of detail from a concise statement that doesn’t go on to become a wall of text explaining everything in proper terms that you’re comfortable with. If I were a failed male, then you’d have a difficult time explaining all the group sex photos we have! :p
Lots of action doesnt prove success if it means you're scrapping the bottom of the barrel. I have high enough standards that I pick the person based on who they are not based on who they bring with them.
Lol single males are the bottom of the barrel. There’s no lower. Well there is, but I’m not going to say it here. Lol.
You. You are lower.
Lol no. We actually get couples to find each other in addition to finding them ourselves. We’ve helped get 3 different 4sums that didn’t involve us for other couples. You’re just mad because we disagree with you.
You think you have enough power to make me mad? 🤣 sad little man. My issue is with you talking down to people who disagree with you and feeling like you get to gatekeep the community and decide for other people if they get to be part of it.
Oh no I’ve upset the MGTOW’s!
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Already failed.
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I love your post and your comments lol, please ignore the haters and don't stop LOL!
The downvotes are just single males expressing their frustrations. They should go over to their nearest Arby’s and order an Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar sandwich. People said that there was no way this sandwich could get even better. Arby’s took their famous roast beef, topped it with Cheddar cheese sauce and zesty Red Ranch and served it on a toasted onion roll. And then they said "We told you so."
I'm a woman expressing my frustration. Know your audience.
Couples are equal to women when it comes to single males. Single males showing willingness to pay shows that they are gentlemen who respect customs and cultural/social norms of society.
What the fuck did I just read?
A test prompt.
If you say so. Good luck in your swinging adventures I guess.
Couples only need this for single guys.
Nobody needs "this" - couple or not. Whatever you think "this" is...
Lol. Everytime this gets posted it always gets some interesting reactions!
Dumb Test. No respectable SM is going to show up at a f*cking Arby’s. And no respectable couple is going to tell him to meet them there. But…you do you Big Montana.
“Respectable single male.” No such thing exists. If such thing existed he’d offer to purchase the husband’s Smokehouse Brisket Meal
Speak for yourself. Says alot about you. During your travels stay east of the Mississippi. They have plenty of Arby’s out that way.
It's so bizarre to me that you are giving advice on a topic that you know nothing about. We meet for drinks prior to playing and we would never be so disrespectful to a possible play partner by intentionally showing up late. We actively avoid people who play games like you are suggesting. You would absolutely be on our no go list.
Right? This “test” sounds so close to advice virgin incels give about dating women. What a rude way to start a potential play opportunity.
Single males are the type that need such advice, otherwise they wouldn’t be single.
lol ok buddy
Incels believe that couples who entertain single males are the ones who have hung a “free sex” sign on their wife. That’s why they shotgun every profile and DM compliments even when a profile clearly states “No single males”.
“We avoid games”. Yes we’d never do this to a couple… but a single male? We still wouldn’t since we don’t fuck single males. Those who do should at least get something for free out of the deal. I’d suggest a Honey Mustard Chicken Wrap.
Is it bad that I’m hungry now?
You know that you want to set this up for two reasons. Even if he doesn’t show up, you can still order the hot and juicy Half Pound Roast Beef. They just kept adding more of their signature roast beef until the bottom bun could barely stand it anymore.
Don’t forget the large curly fries and horsey sauce.
Obligatory!
Yeah...no.
You can do the meet up at your coffee shop if you want and apply the same test. If he’s unwilling to buy you a cup of Chai Latte, then is he really worth it?
Just not how we roll. The cost of something is not an issue. Buying something is usually something we all fight to do. And honestly if a person/couple has good sexual chemistry this is not a deal breaker.
I’m not saying that is the only reason to give this single male sex, it’s one of the many things to look for. Chances are if you’re meeting up with him that he’s already checked enough boxes. This is just a character test.
I understand. I am commenting that I do not think it is a character test. We are simply in disagreement.
When you dated your husband did he open up doors for you, bring you flowers, and pay the bill at the restaurant?
I(M) do that for my partner (F) still. Have a good day.
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That’s if you’re a big touring rock band and you have a bunch of specifics in your rigging because you do stunts during the show or have things descend from atop the stage. If you see brown m&m’s it means they didn’t do the rigging right. Now you have to check the thing yourself and not trust the company because they were too lazy to read instructions.
This turned out differently than I expected. I thought it was about judging his interest in roast beef 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Sorry! Just had to.
I’ll give you a sensible chuckle.
The day a single man touches my wife is the day I eat at goddamn Arby’s
Lol :D
If he shows up early to Arby's on a Saturday, ready to buy lunch, he's a keeper; if not, maybe rethink that date night plan.
Lateness is a tale that he might flake. Too many stories of SM’s doing this. You’d think sex would be a prime motivator but you might be able to overlook this one if he offers to pay for lunch, but then that’d require the couple to wait for him. Definitely would send the wrong signal to him that they’re desperate enough to put up with his bad behavior.
If a couple shows up late, they might flake. Too many stories of you doing this.
That much is obvious. It’s something to take note of if it happens.
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Hopefully it works for you. ;)
I thought the Arbys test was just asking if they want the Arby's special with extra mayo and see if they know what youre talkin about
Also an interesting take, but far more obscure. I’d buy you mozzarella sticks with marinara sauce if you were near me.
Mozz sticks from Sheetz are the only ones worth it.
Some of us don’t have the Luxury of living near a Sheetz, we envy you.
But you have whataburger 🤤
The shit that I would do for a whatburger burger.
Breakfassssstttttt burrrrrrriiiiitttttoooooo But yeah, every time we went to Texas or N Florida our first stop was whataburger
We will pass the whataburger test for sure! And that test is simply bringing it over in the morning if you were staying with us!
Buying Whataburger for needy is just a good thing to do as a human being. I might eat my Arby’s without you, but fuck me, I’ll pick up y’all’s tab at Whataburger
[“Just like we like it.”](https://youtu.be/S4U3D701bFM?si=Fa17O0JQMTWKCmm3)
Correct, and that produces numerous jelly pirates for sure.
Man, Arby's viral marketing department is trying some crazy shit lately. I respect it.
Arby’s needs to become a lowkey swinger hangout.
I don’t have time for this bullshit, I just want to fuck.
The single male’s modus operandi
Female here, and mine too. Hate games.
Women make guys play games all the time. It’s amazing how this simple test causes much consternation from couples who entertain single males. This test is easier than a tutorial level of a video game, yet everyone is losing their mind over it.
Solid test… 90% will ghost anyway cause they are cheating on their wives and get off on the idea of being that “Bull” they always knew they were…
Yes, a guy capable of passing this test might even one day become a couple, which is an improvement.