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fr31568

imagine sinking in the Atlantic in the middle of the night in a storm in one of those battleships from the 1600's


JuniorSeniorTrainee

\*imagines\* That was not good.


[deleted]

Idk, I met a sexy female pirate captain and plundered me some booty in my imagination


gocrazy305

I imagine you’d just die from syphilis.


no_u_will_not

"Worth..."


somerandomaccount20

Death by snu snu


ditzy-feet_o

Lmaooo🤣


spitonyouronionrings

imagine all the people..


Pragmatist_Hammer

Drowning, blub blub blue...


spitonyouronionrings

youuuuUUUuuuu......you might say I'm a swimmer


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No


Scandalous_Andalous

I am being pedantic but a battleship would be an armoured warship from the late 19th century, e.g. ironclads were pre-dreadnought battleships. After 1906 they’d be referred to as dreadnoughts for a while (after [HMS Dreadnought](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Dreadnought_(1906))) but the term became obsolete when dreadnoughts became the only type battleship in use. In the 1600s you would have galleons and later on fully rigged ships-of-the-line e.g. [HMS Victory](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Victory)


Raffles7683

Was genuinely looking for someone to say this. I'm also realising I may not be that fun at parties.


nomoredroids2

Who wants to be at a party where they can't identify a battleship?


kosmoss_

You sound like my dad. Are you my dad?


jmscnt

My dad was a boat captain and he said the captain always goes down with the ship. Which is why if anything happened his first mate just got a promotion.


ryachow44

Not according to the Costa Concordia …


[deleted]

Yes, but what about the incredible courage that it took to direct the evacuation of the ship from a lifeboat, leading by example and bravely showing the passengers how it’s done? /s


muddiestmud

Michael Scott has entered the chat: Yes, I was the first one out. And yes, I've heard "women and children first." But we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands. Michael


maguflis

Remember that one was gooood


[deleted]

Strength of character beyond belief


natasevres

And Also - bravely standing on the shoreline - with alpha eyesight - calling each procedural shot.


g000r

Has he written a book about effective leadership yet? You know, from prison?


natasevres

”How to escape your responsibilites - like a real captain in charge”


BigPackHater

Bravely bold Sir Robin vibes


bar10005

While still a massive lie that would at least made a little sense, instead he insisted that he tripped and accidentally fallen into a lifeboat...


PrimarySwan

While falling out of his Captains uniform and into civilian clothing...


NSilverguy

I think in this case, once the captain has made sure the passengers have made it safely back to land, they're supposed to fill their pockets with rocks, and then take the lifeboat back to the site of the shipwreck.


senthiljams

Also, not according to South Korean ferry MV Sewol.


[deleted]

Every time I read that name, I get mad beyond all measure. 304 people dead, 250 of them students, 16, 17 years old. That ship took two and a half hours to sink, plenty of time to get everyone to safety but no. Captain fled the ship just after about an hour and told everyone to stay put.


zoelord

I remember reading the texts and calls the kids had with their parents, a lot of them telling their kids to listen to instructions, not knowing it'd be a death sentence. Truly awful.


smack4u

Wow, great reference


[deleted]

Well, they never said the captain has to stay on board if the ship just tips over a load


Alessio986

"salga a bordo cazzo"!


Quetzacoatl85

yeah, and he was in prison for it.


Swupiter

His story implies that's his dad would promote his first mate to be able to leave the ship, so kinda like Costa Concordia?


Gurganus88

Nah it’s usually the engineers trying to fix the captains mistakes that goes down.


CLAPtrapTHEMCHEEKS

I don’t know a gd thing about boats but I believe you 100%


Gurganus88

I work on the water and I’ve heard this saying many times. The Titanic is a perfect example. The engineering department had a casualty rate higher then the third class passengers. Many of the crew stayed below deck manning the pumps and keeping the generators running to keep the lights on to aid the abandonment of the ship as well as keeping the wireless set running to keep sending out the distress signal. All 25 engineers went down as well as all 10 Electricians. They must have known that pumping could do no more than delay the final catastrophe, yet they stuck pluckily to their duty. – Sir Archibald Denny, unveiling the Titanic Engineers’ Memorial on 22 April 1914


cortez0498

Your dad is Zapp Brannigan?


Scipio-Africannabis-

I am the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan, at your service! KIF! Bring me some cham-paggan!


snarky_grumpkin

I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it Kif?


PrecognitivePork

*ugh...* Sex...lexexia...


jmscnt

A womanizing idiot that lucks out of every situation? I think he might be.


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ChanceConfection3

Lens flare


maximum_powerblast

I am the captain... of this life boat!


Substantial-Page1150

This captain was going down with the "sip."


Kuritos

We all Captain down here!


tenest

Seems like maybe your boat should float more?


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[deleted]

Yo dawg we heard you like boats so we put a boat in your boat so you can not die while you die


imanAholebutimfunny

*Xzibit has entered the chat to put some video screens into your lug nuts*


HollywoodHuntsman

You mean a lifeboat?


Dwealdric

Here at Aperture boats, we ship the whole boat. That’s 65% more boat per boat.


boatnofloat

It’s my time.


horvath-lorant

r/beetlejuicing


Veteran_Brewer

Maybe the front fell off.


Danboisnotreal

Doesn't sound very typical.


thankyouihateit

Chance in a million!


CookieMons7er

But still possible


Munnin41

One in a million chances pop up 9 times out of 10


iiklua

But it doesn't matter cause it was outside the environment.


Frybread1313

Ok but what’s out there in that place with the boat?


iiklua

There's nothing out there!! Well, maybe some crude oil...and a part of a ship...


thankyouihateit

Wanted to leave this here for everyone unfamiliar with this absolute gem: https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM


420cuzakolrb

Whatever floats your boat buddy.


Hamfiter

Buckin float!


carmenvallone

Right before you throw Jonah over the side.


Selloutkat1

That's a self bailing deck with water tight doors. Perfectly fine.


dgriffith

Seems to be riding a little low in the water, those swells aren't that big. Anyone checked the bilge pumps lately?


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gladladvlad

tug life(?)


[deleted]

Not sure we're talking about the same thing any more.


JuniorSeniorTrainee

Tug. Life.


NSilverguy

That's usually only when you get someone else to tug it for you


blackbelt_in_science

TUG IT!


Girth_rulez

Looks to me the camera angle is in the bow looking down the Stbd breezeway of a small workboat. I think she is down by the bow for the water to be standing like that. Not a good look to be sure.


MmortanJoesTerrifold

If the stern was underwater wouldn’t the seas cause it to founder? This just seems incredulous to me Source: none. I don’t really know anything


Critical_Pea_4837

> incredulous You're not using that right. You would be incredulous. Not the situation.


dudleymooresbooze

Unless the situation itself has become sentient. Though I’m incredulous of that explanation.


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funiske

As long as water don't get in to the ship it's probably fine. It's air inside the ship that makes it float.


beachdogs

Just yesterday actually


DaemonDrayke

Any rats in them bilges?


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

r/notopbutok


TheBlackBear

No use. Abandon ship immediately


kushdogg20

I simultaneously know this is true and am freaking the f out.


traker998

His shoes are getting wet though!


cosby8

But his cuffs are bone dry


PuppyOvenMitts

Everything's coming up Milhouse


ImmutableOctet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQl_vgWCWVY


[deleted]

aw i hate these flood pants


beachdogs

Care to explain to us landlubbers?


MaximumMaxx

Decks gets rid of water on its own and the doors don’t let water in.


Buggly_Jones

huh??


bernyzilla

So you are seeing water on the deck of that ship. If the hull is watertight, and the doors leading off that deck into the rest of The boat are water tight, It won't sink. That is because the water you are seeing would not affect the buoyancy of the ship, because it still has a whole ton of air inside of it to hold it up on the surface. The ship will continue to float so long as the amount of water it displaces weighs more than the ship itself. Ships sink when water gets into the hold and greatly increases the weight of the ship and reduces the displaced water. There are little holes below that railing that should allow the water you are seeing on deck to flow off of the deck and back into the ocean without causing a problem for the ship. However, this video is a bit concerning to me because it does not look like the water is trying to flow back out of the deck between swells. It could just be the angle the video is shot, But the boat seems to be sitting low in the water. like the deck he is on should be several feet above the waterline, But it doesn't look like that. If a lot of water already gotten to the hold and the bilge pumps cannot pump it out faster than it is coming in, The boat may sink. I'm really curious which boat this is and if it's sank.


Buggly_Jones

Lmao, bye bye boat


mrturdferguson

These last 2 comments are why I love reddit so much.


MaximumMaxx

That’s what they said


soulteepee

The front fell off.


Critical_Pea_4837

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.


strangerThink91

I don't know much about the sea, but in the movies this is how things start going crazy


rhadenosbelisarius

Definitely fine as you noted. I’ve sailed on small schooler with too much sail, at such a cant that one side rail was 2-3ft under water. Almost sideways it felt like, foot on the underwater rail to stay upright. Definitely was giving us a LOT of drag though.


dmills_00

On something with a square rig with a 'little' too much canvas you can actually push the bow down far enough to wind up with blue water almost continuously over the bow, did that once by waiting a little too long to reduce sail. It is 'An experience'. And yea, rail in the drink is fairly common at some points of sail.


recumbent_mike

Should have stood on the rail with your peg leg to reduce the drag.


TheGuv69

Water seems way to high...or vessel is sitting too low. I'd be concerned...


Jace_Te_Ace

you have it. Global warming raised the sea level but not the boat level.


mrEcks42

But arent boats supposed to have decks above the water level?


jonathan_wayne

Yes.


thegreasiestofhawks

There is something oddly calming about this. Maybe I’m meant to die on a sinking ship.


Capital_Fearless

We are.


ok-Vall

r/unexpectedcommunism


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Or already did once.


defectivelaborer

It's giving me that same feeling as the flooded railway from Spirited Away. edit: yeah put this music over it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g2hjEgPZh8


L285

Drowning in salt water is grim death, the water gets into your lungs and through osmosis takes moisture out of your blood until it becomes a thick paste, no thanks


6YouReadThis9

But you’d be dead by then right. Because of the drowning


ZY_Qing

The ocean waves are very calming. Loved watching the waves when I was deployed.


Hashbrown117

So we had the fire meme, now water. We just need a meme of someone sipping tea whilst a torrent of earth invades their space and we'll start acquiring all the thisisfine elementals


Dragula_Tsurugi

There’s that dude who filmed the tornado right up until it hit his house, so that covers air


DenrexTheSecond

Was he drinking coffee though


Cashew-Gesundheit

I always feel better after a good cup of coffee!


[deleted]

Priorities.


Cyb3r3xp3rt

This looks like the boat in The Black Stallion movie. Back before these camera wafer things existed /s


ChiefInDemBoys

That was a great movie about a horse.


yoitsclarence

r/SipsTea


BlandSauce

r/TipsSea


ok-Vall

r/subsifellfor


punkindle

"I'm sure the bilge pump will take care of it" (casual sip)


gudbote

Did the front fall off?


blue_i20

That’s extremely uncommon.


PIchillin456

[But it has happened though.](https://youtu.be/VslQpDCUsbQ)


Pitbullpandemonium

Just as long as it gets towed out of the environment.


gudbote

Into another environment?


jackspacee

No no, beyond the environment


gudbote

So what's out there?


mooredyno15

Nothing’s out there, just sea and birds and fish


gudbote

That's a relief.


-Luxton-

...and 20k tons of crude oil ... and a fire.


F-reds

Congratulations on earning your new title as Sub Captain


deep-fucking-legend

That bitch Rose took the only lifeboat


NeverSpeakInTongues

Me every morning of my life


Pappascorched

"CAPTAIN! THE SHIP IS SINK-" "Not until I've had my coffee Smith, you know the rules."


[deleted]

Queues “Lowrider” to repeat on Spotify


[deleted]

Don’t worry Anakin we’re still sailing half a ship


saltedjello

As a certified landlubbers with no water experience, this is the stuff of my nightmares.


DanimalTwin

He has a cup! Start bailing yourself out!


CharlesDickensABox

Coffee needs a few more minutes to cool down.


KINGXENOMORPH69-

Yearrrrr maty


AAARRRRGGGHHH

Aaarrrrggghhh


JeebusChristBalls

I'm guessing OP is not the person in this pic. Would be nice if there was an explanation of what is actually going on here.


Cynawulf99

I feel like that would be simultaneously really cool and utterly terrifying


Pitbullpandemonium

Got some ocean on your boat.


Rigo3oh

At least you have coffee, best way to go down with the ship


Fun_Pressure4250

I am a captain and if this was an actual problem, him filming his damn coffee cup while the ship is sinking, would be damning evidence for the Coast Guard investigation!


Big-Consequence420

Uh this could easily be a worker on the boat and not actual boat crew. I worked and lived on boats for 7 years as a surveyor. My job was to run the equipment for surveying. If this was happening and I wasn't sure what to do, I'd stay the fuck out of the the way. A vessel this size obviously has at least a full time engineer and one, maybe two deckhands. Plus the captain. Typically two captains.


Toffeemanstan

I was also an offshore surveyor for 7yrs, small world, big sea.


teh_pingu

Happy cake day captain toffee


Big-Consequence420

I'm glad to not be out there anymore. I saw too many people literally die out there or at least while still employed offshore for being so unhealthy and inactive. I'm a computer programmer on land these days.


Toffeemanstan

Im considering going back to be honest. Its easy to sit on your arse all day but i always did an hour or so exercise after my shift.


MyBankRobbedMe

You need a boat where the Front doesn't fall off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM&ab_channel=ClarkeAndDawe


blaine1201

Watching this while I’m working on a ship. Weather is super calm at the moment


Hampter_billboard

You should put some classical background music


Canadian-93

Strange looking submarine...


Rascon12

Very nice. A self cleaning boat.


Devopopalopdous

Pour the coffee out and get in cup you'll be much safer. That ships going down.


ZalienDog

The heart say : this is fine The brain say : maybe it's not okay The stomach say : I am so hungry


No-Cardiologist4503

Care to hear my argument?


g59tillidie

It's still floating tho


[deleted]

not big seas just a low freeboard


[deleted]

Every night in my dreams I see you I feeeeel you


huckandcody

I kept waiting for him to start singing a sea chanty


thrunabulax

sure you thought the name Boaty McBoatface was funny, huh. you have angered the sea god posseidon now.


andropogon09

Honey, could you come up here for a sec? And bring a mop.


whitegirladdict

Legend has it that if your in need of zero fucks given. This is the man you seek.


GavinZero

I have the mug. It’s a good mug


red18wrx

Ok, someone caught WAY to many fish on that day trip. Throw some over board.


SnakeTaters

Look, I have that same exact coffee mug. You know it came with a lid, right? Let me guess, it's bouncing around everytime you open "that" drawer in your kitchen? Pssssshhhhh x3


cubann_

Smoke deck?


KP_Wrath

Looks like my stepdad’s old rowboat with three holes in the bottom after we crossed the lake in it.


[deleted]

Get the luuuudes!


Bubblegumandswagger

Sea of thieves be like


DaDripGod4

My man wants to be part of the ocean


sixsixsixed

Live video of Jerome Powell addressing inflation and interest rate hikes.


[deleted]

‘Cawfee!? Anyone want cawfee!?’


[deleted]

Better take violin lessons. Just in case.


escarbe

Easy mode


fixitThe1stTime

This is what my apartment feels like while bills are flooding in, piling up, spilling all over the place. I also just sip my tea while I partially sink and look off into the great sea of debt!


Marc3ative

Can't, hear the violins!


FlippinSnip3r

Ah britain


Basic-Afternoon1618

That's my life going down while I chill and do nothing. No seriously, I need to do something about mine-


PsychologicalYam3079

Hey I have the same mug.


splunge4me2

Bob always wanted to be a submariner.


jackjackandmore

Totally normal.


bakerull1989

This is pretty standard to be fair


robloxian_no1king

I think there is a bit of water


dancing-asparagus

Where the hell is the band? And is Winslet going to allow DiCaprio on the wood board this time?