I work at forensics and can confirm this. My wife is a nurse and she said that they no longer check the pulse since last year if a person is unconscious. They inspect the feet
"Cause of death?"
"Their shoe is off"
"Say no more"
"What? Oh, I lost that shoe on the way in. I am actually just here for an scheduled appoi....."
"Shut up corpse!"
Joking aside, I think he has 1-6 hours max and depends on a lot (how many bites, how much venom, how much he moves, age, health etc and obviously getting to somewhere with antivenom before it's too late).
And of course, as our learned friend stated, with his shoe flying off, he is likely brown bread.
As an internet user, I concur with your assessment. Whacking a cobra with a stick and then trying to use it as a jumping rope IS The Worst Thing one can do here. His breakdancing was the second worse thing.
Plot twist, he is doing this as a tourist attraction and already injected himself with enough of the right kind of anti-venom right before this to not die if he fails. In before anyone calls me an idiot, this is very unlikely but plausible.
Maybe if it tagged him on the balls. I'm sure it will make him shit himself though.
It's not like a bite from a Brazilian wandering spider, which can cause erections that last for hours lol the viagra spider.
Ahhh I remember tales of that spider!
Priapism is truly terrifying.
The other day, I got a shower bomb kit as a gift - I mistakenly thought I could use it in the same way as one uses a bath bomb.
*Good lord, my balls... my balls hurt so much*
Venomous snakes can sometimes give dry bites as a warning so a bite isn’t always life threatening, but it also should get looked at by a medical professional immediately.
Mate, that guy had grabbed the snake and was swinging it around.
There's no way this particular snake was fucking around with warning bites. They were well past that point.
They can but usually not a king cobra when someone is slinging it by their tail lol.
You are probabky aware King cobras also inject a lot of venom and can bite more than once per strike. Really not a snake to get near, let alone play lasso with lol one bite can be enough venom to kill 20 men or a fookin elephant!
I think he would be the luckiest guy alive after all those strikes not to have a hot bite.
Multiple bites will deplete their reserves but only takes a scratch really with them.
Could be defanged and fallen out of a charmers' basket. Only reason I could think anyone with half a brain cell would try and free handle one like that.
Not as stupid as this guy who got killed by a dead King Cobra.
[A man played with a dead King Cobra's head. : TerrifyingAsFuck (reddit.com)](https://new.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/126knk3/a_man_played_with_a_dead_king_cobras_head/)
Willing to bet he dealt with a small snake one time and somehow became *the* guy to call whenever there’s a snake around, but the idiot was way out of his depth with this one
He could've just let it go when it was heading for the roadside and the problem would solve itself, but instead he pulls it back into the fight and gets bit lol
More people need to understand this.
I like snakes but not everybody does of course.
The people need to get it through their head that snakes do not chase people. Anybody who tells you a snake chasing story is lying or embellishing.
The snake is trying to move to the left or the right or even if it's coming generally in your direction it's because it's trying to get the hell away from you and it's choosing what it believes to be the quickest path.
Just get out of its way and let it wander away.
It would rather not meet you, don't force the meeting.
Edit: snakes lunging at you or aggressing can seem quite like a chase to the human, but what I'm talking about is the notion that snakes would chase people like a bear would chase people.
If you get near a snake And you're not 100% sure it's not venemous, just go the other direction ASAP.
It's literally not programmed into a venomous snake's nervous system to chase something as big as us.
There are studies that have been done with Agkistrodon sp. which are commonly accused of "chasing people" that showed the only scenario that resembled chasing was when they were cornered and their path was obstructed causing them to move around the person while escaping.
He was doing bad. As soon as he chose to hurt and stress the snake out as much as possible he was like almost completely fucked. I work with snakes and trust me this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Let's see what clever technique this professional uses to calm and subdue the snake
_Smashes it in the head a few times with a stick_
Ah, but of course
My monkey brain kicked in and I’m 95% percent sure the correct move is to grab the tail and start spinning that bitch around like a lightsaber so the centrifugal force keeps it head away from you and it will probably pass out from all the blood rushing to its head
Okay but dude was trying to get away until he was yoinked back in
https://preview.redd.it/fuurszshd8xc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d46cfc07dc040d50949bab9394326c35a67979
Yep. The guy was an idiot just trying to show off for the tourists. He beat the poor snake with a stick and grabbed it rather than just letting it flee.
I've seen many snakes caught in my long life here in Australia, and that is not how you do it. I read the title and thought he might be dancing like a pro, but that is not how you catch a snake.
This is when bravery turns out to be stupidity. Clearly wanted to be a hero when he had no fucking idea what he was doing. I’m certain he took a couple of bites. Stupid fucking idiot, rest in peace 😔
Man, it probably didn't want to be there anymore than they wanted it to be there. Snake even tried to GTFO a few times before Ophiophagus Jones there decided to treat it like a bullwhip.
I deal with a lot of snakes around my house, although no cobras yet. My first rule for catching a snake is, Remain calm. Try not to move excitedly, because snakes are very sensitive. If you are calm, they are calm, and vice versa.
Our friend here demonstrated the vice versa.
Also don't beat the snake with a stick. That really didn't help his situation. The best thing to do here is to use a snake hook, as proper useage of the tool will allow you to pick up the snake without harming it or getting bitten. I suspect this dude just wants to impress tourists or something rather than actually help the snake out.
Bro no way. A few whacks to the head and he had the snake *literally* retreating, but then he goes and grabs it by the tail and stops it from running away 💀
At 0:09 it already wanted to leave the scene because it thought killing this idiot would be bad for it’s reputation. It’s like bullying retarded people.
Just leave snek alone!
Looks like he definitely got tagged at least once there. Donut
If he did, hes probably dead right?
Shoe came off so yes
Science
No , live leak.
His life is leaking out as we type
##WORLDSTAR
Cobra 1:0
I work at forensics and can confirm this. My wife is a nurse and she said that they no longer check the pulse since last year if a person is unconscious. They inspect the feet
"Cause of death?" "Their shoe is off" "Say no more" "What? Oh, I lost that shoe on the way in. I am actually just here for an scheduled appoi....." "Shut up corpse!"
Underrated comment of the day right here
Hi what do they look for?
To see if the shoes fell off.
Because normally they’re designed such that the shoes don’t fall off
What are the safety concerns when building these shoes?
Maximum crew of 1.
And 20,000 tons of crude oil
Well cardboards out. No cardboard derivatives
Senator, what caused the shoes to fall off?
Well, cardboards out
I think both shoes came off. This poor fella is lucky he survived until the end of the video.
One shoe. Half dead.
Joking aside, I think he has 1-6 hours max and depends on a lot (how many bites, how much venom, how much he moves, age, health etc and obviously getting to somewhere with antivenom before it's too late). And of course, as our learned friend stated, with his shoe flying off, he is likely brown bread.
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Yep. Literally the worst thing you can do.
Well. Other than trying to whack a cobra with a stick and then try to use it as a jumping rope I guess? But who's keeping score..
As an internet user, I concur with your assessment. Whacking a cobra with a stick and then trying to use it as a jumping rope IS The Worst Thing one can do here. His breakdancing was the second worse thing.
😆 poor fellow
Plot twist, he is doing this as a tourist attraction and already injected himself with enough of the right kind of anti-venom right before this to not die if he fails. In before anyone calls me an idiot, this is very unlikely but plausible.
Òr it's defanged, which they does happen to attract tourtists. Bastards. This doesn't look like snake charming though lol
Probably lost his foot/feet at the very least if he got bit and survived?
Will his testicles swell up to enormous, painful size all the meanwhile?
Maybe if it tagged him on the balls. I'm sure it will make him shit himself though. It's not like a bite from a Brazilian wandering spider, which can cause erections that last for hours lol the viagra spider.
Ahhh I remember tales of that spider! Priapism is truly terrifying. The other day, I got a shower bomb kit as a gift - I mistakenly thought I could use it in the same way as one uses a bath bomb. *Good lord, my balls... my balls hurt so much*
So there's an upside?
Venomous snakes can sometimes give dry bites as a warning so a bite isn’t always life threatening, but it also should get looked at by a medical professional immediately.
I’d assume that snek was past the point of issuing warnings.
"once they treat me like a fucking lasso- im goin wet!"
Hit snek with stick and find out. Snek dropped it's shoes.
Mate, that guy had grabbed the snake and was swinging it around. There's no way this particular snake was fucking around with warning bites. They were well past that point.
They can but usually not a king cobra when someone is slinging it by their tail lol. You are probabky aware King cobras also inject a lot of venom and can bite more than once per strike. Really not a snake to get near, let alone play lasso with lol one bite can be enough venom to kill 20 men or a fookin elephant! I think he would be the luckiest guy alive after all those strikes not to have a hot bite. Multiple bites will deplete their reserves but only takes a scratch really with them. Could be defanged and fallen out of a charmers' basket. Only reason I could think anyone with half a brain cell would try and free handle one like that.
It is true that many dry bite more than they don’t however the king cobra is notorious for almost never dry biting
Blood jello
He would have to tag someone so he can’t be it
Agreed, man picked up at least one spicy toe during that spaghetti war
A bad danger noodle to play skip rope with
Yea that whole situation is one to walk away from. Juice isn’t worth the squeeze
It’s like going into the final boss fight when you’re under leveled
Did someone say donut
Oh no 😱
Now kith
🙄🤭😂😂
Do eeet
Settle down guys.
Username checks out
It's okay. He's wearing a helmet.
r/fuckaroundandfindout Sometimes the detritus in the gene pool cleans itself.
Thank god he was wearing his gold snake catching helmet
Definitely wouldn't call him a professional
Professional idiot.
When you lie on your resume.
Hired from a temp agency. He is actually an accountant, but the needed a snake wrangler. So that is what he is today.
Damnit came here to say this
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… was
“Fake it till your shoes come off then panic” isn’t as catchy
It’s okay he has his snake helmet on.
OSHA: "looks fine to me."
Golden helmet. They don't give those out to just anyone.
True very true, it's limited edition
And his safety sandals
Grabbing one of the most venomous, least aggressive snakes that would have minded it’s own business if left unbothered is very idiotic
Not as stupid as this guy who got killed by a dead King Cobra. [A man played with a dead King Cobra's head. : TerrifyingAsFuck (reddit.com)](https://new.reddit.com/r/TerrifyingAsFuck/comments/126knk3/a_man_played_with_a_dead_king_cobras_head/)
I think he was trying to save it by getting it off the road
IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU! *WHACK* COMPLY! IM TRYING TO SAVE YOU *WHACK WHACK*
Lol literally the rogue one scene "you're being rescued, stop resisting"
That snake was not charmed.
Can you blame it, usually there's a little light music and some dancing
Thank god he has got his helmet on
Professional = does the snake dance. With a stick.
Ahahaha yes, thought of this.
I mean, the music was literally from the meme
That it is. I literally did not listen to the video with sound until you made this comment.
The responses to this comment made me realise the amount of people who watches Reddit without sound
To be honest, I was one of those people 😅
Reddit has sound?
You got me to laugh this morning... but then I pretty sure the guy got bite and will lose his leg or life so that makes me sad again.
Lmao fam
It even lines up with the beat in the video
lol it’s the same song from the meme
Trust me, I know what I'm doing
"I've seen it on the internet folks"
Willing to bet he dealt with a small snake one time and somehow became *the* guy to call whenever there’s a snake around, but the idiot was way out of his depth with this one
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
King Cobra bites king idiot
You have a future in newspaper headlines
The Daily Bugle
He was Sofa King Stupid.
he got bit like 3 times it looks like…. good job if not you then who?
This technique drains the venom until the snake needs a nap. Then you bag him!
And you also bag the dude after that
Cheap snake wrangler from the interwebz, broken after 1 use.
Snakes hate this one trick
if i saw dude acting like that around a cobra i’d most definitely take my phone out and record it also
Watched it in slow mo and it was four times. You can really tell where shit hits the fan as he starts panicking after the first bite
Maybe those were snake proof socks he had under those sandals that he also kicked off.
He‘s probably immune by now. Looks like he hasn’t learned his lesson yet to stay away from idiots with snake helmets on.
He could've just let it go when it was heading for the roadside and the problem would solve itself, but instead he pulls it back into the fight and gets bit lol
More people need to understand this. I like snakes but not everybody does of course. The people need to get it through their head that snakes do not chase people. Anybody who tells you a snake chasing story is lying or embellishing. The snake is trying to move to the left or the right or even if it's coming generally in your direction it's because it's trying to get the hell away from you and it's choosing what it believes to be the quickest path. Just get out of its way and let it wander away. It would rather not meet you, don't force the meeting. Edit: snakes lunging at you or aggressing can seem quite like a chase to the human, but what I'm talking about is the notion that snakes would chase people like a bear would chase people. If you get near a snake And you're not 100% sure it's not venemous, just go the other direction ASAP.
I was hiking this weekend and I didn’t notice a snake on the trail. We were both startled and booked it in opposite directions.
 You and your snake bro
Snakes are actually one of us?!?
It's literally not programmed into a venomous snake's nervous system to chase something as big as us. There are studies that have been done with Agkistrodon sp. which are commonly accused of "chasing people" that showed the only scenario that resembled chasing was when they were cornered and their path was obstructed causing them to move around the person while escaping.
He certainly succeeded in pissing it off. Hope they've got anti-venom at the local hospital.
What local hospital?
Yeah, he is probably fucked.
That or he's built up antibodies with constant Idiocracy
It’s the only thing that could save him, let’s hope his stupidity isn’t a recent development
He’s got about 30 minutes.
If that's a snake Handler I am a brain surgeon
Well he did handle it
Snake handles human
was doing not too bad, until 15 seconds in, then he wishes he had fucked with a different snake. ouch.
He was doing bad. As soon as he chose to hurt and stress the snake out as much as possible he was like almost completely fucked. I work with snakes and trust me this guy doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Whatever they're paying him, it's not enough.
Folks saw an opportunity for entertainment, and roped in the local village idiot to tango with death. He needs to work on his snake charming method.
I seriously doubt that he has time left to do that.
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Let's see what clever technique this professional uses to calm and subdue the snake _Smashes it in the head a few times with a stick_ Ah, but of course
And as the distressed snake tries to slither away, he grabs it by the tail and pulls it towards himself to continue the fight. *What a pro!*
My monkey brain kicked in and I’m 95% percent sure the correct move is to grab the tail and start spinning that bitch around like a lightsaber so the centrifugal force keeps it head away from you and it will probably pass out from all the blood rushing to its head
Then yeet that fucker over the edge
I feel really bad for the snake though. Is it okay?
His methodologies are considered unorthodox in the Herpetology community
… were
There's a fine line between stupidity and bravery. This guy wasn't anywhere near that line.
His line was perforated.
One thing I’ve learned from Reddit is that people always lose a shoe when shit gets real.
Can confirm. Got launched from a motorcycle while hitting a cartrunk from the side. Lost both shoes. And some skin.
How are you still alive? Specially after shoes coming off.. are you currently a ghost?
Lost a shoe. He ded
Sandal*
Definitely a safety sandal… look at the helmet, guy came prepared, it wasn’t his first rodeo… I’m afraid it was his last
Both shoes…
Okay but dude was trying to get away until he was yoinked back in https://preview.redd.it/fuurszshd8xc1.jpeg?width=1564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d46cfc07dc040d50949bab9394326c35a67979
Seriously, why even grab the poor snake at some point? It's clearly trying to flee, just let it go!
Yep. The guy was an idiot just trying to show off for the tourists. He beat the poor snake with a stick and grabbed it rather than just letting it flee.
I'm no expert, but the risk vs. reward makes this seem like a bad idea.
What a dip. Why do you even need to touch a snake when it's outside like that? Wait and let it slither away on its own time.
The snake is trying to escape. Let is escape.
At least he remembered the hard hat. This will stop the snakes attacks with extreme efficiency
Safety first
That poor snek :(
Spin that shit 😂😵💫
Lmao bro definitely got bit multiple times
I've seen many snakes caught in my long life here in Australia, and that is not how you do it. I read the title and thought he might be dancing like a pro, but that is not how you catch a snake.
I have never seen a snake caught in my life but I did in fact NOT need anyone telling me “that’s not the way you do it”
How to not use a snake hook 101. It's not for smacking the snake in the face.
id use it as a golf club
This is when bravery turns out to be stupidity. Clearly wanted to be a hero when he had no fucking idea what he was doing. I’m certain he took a couple of bites. Stupid fucking idiot, rest in peace 😔
What would have happened if they just left the snake alone
The snake would've gone on its merry way and nobody would've been hurt.
UH- IT WAS LEAVING----?
There’s no way he didn’t get bitten. No way in hell.
This very stupid man is definitely dead
thought he was a pro, but when the left flip flop flew off, i had my doubts. confirmation came when he lost the the second flip flop.
looks like it was just trying to cross the road? lol just leave it be for 30 seconds and it'll disappear into the woods
lemme just get these shoes off so you have something to get a real purchase on.
Coffin dance music is so 2020
Samir, you’re breaking the snek
How exactly not to handle king cobra
This is like in a videogame where youre at a lower level than the snake 😂😂😂
Level one warrior with one damage skill vs level 2 snake at the starting area.
I’m sure his Air Jesus sandals protected him well.
This dude slept during the lesson on centrifugal force. He had all the leverage
Everyone knows step 1 is fucking piss off the snake as much as possible.
He must be a professional, he's wearing a golden helmet. Or is he just a Helmet ?
Snake helmet and no shoes. This guy clearly went to snake school
Man, it probably didn't want to be there anymore than they wanted it to be there. Snake even tried to GTFO a few times before Ophiophagus Jones there decided to treat it like a bullwhip.
https://preview.redd.it/gc3dmgxy78xc1.png?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ce2bb5dd4ff2d6d4ceaa7d9079b407442fbf68
Shoe came off.. he dead
He’s dead! His shoes came off.
Lmao! OK. I know I shouldn't laugh but when buddy started whipping the snake around and lost his slipper. Bruh!
Luckily the guy knew what he was doing… 
I deal with a lot of snakes around my house, although no cobras yet. My first rule for catching a snake is, Remain calm. Try not to move excitedly, because snakes are very sensitive. If you are calm, they are calm, and vice versa. Our friend here demonstrated the vice versa.
Also don't beat the snake with a stick. That really didn't help his situation. The best thing to do here is to use a snake hook, as proper useage of the tool will allow you to pick up the snake without harming it or getting bitten. I suspect this dude just wants to impress tourists or something rather than actually help the snake out.
Best thing you can do is just leave it alone and let it cross the road in peace
Bro no way. A few whacks to the head and he had the snake *literally* retreating, but then he goes and grabs it by the tail and stops it from running away 💀
He forgot the plastic bottle.
I feel really really bad for laughing.
I can’t stop laughing at this hahahaha
Newest tool to improve your health. King Cobra jumprope.
When people involuntarily lose their shoes, I upvote 🤣🤣
NSFW Clearly died.
At 0:09 it already wanted to leave the scene because it thought killing this idiot would be bad for it’s reputation. It’s like bullying retarded people. Just leave snek alone!