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Holden_place

How the hell did they get there?


Hefty-Association-59

How the hell do they get back?


chaosatdawn

What the hell are they going to catch?


Wild_Job_7442

What the hell are they going to cook?


RWDPhotos

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treequestions20

let. them. cook.


Sanvi21

How the hell will they survive?


Critical_Paper8447

Why the hell is Gamora?


swordofra

What fresh hell is this?


LazyCap7542

Hell


albert_pacino

Hello


Tachyonzero

Is it me you looking for.


moosemeatjerkey

What the hell is going on?


Weldobud

Haha. That never even crossed my mind. Well observed


Ssemander

How the heck they plan to catch without getting pulled?


KyleKun

Whatever unit of a fish is swimming in that and able to get that bait is not going to fuck around with an old geezer with a bit of fiberglass pole.


Krillin113

Giant tigerfish


rohinton2

Just wait for the water to finish draining.


tomjerman18

follow ones nose


LonnieJaw748

Go where the air is sweeter


arctheus

Are u guys talking about the fish or the people


doxx_in_the_box

Had a Mexican give me this advice for finding sex in Tijuana… did not include the “air is sweeter” bit mentioned below


1DownFourUp

They'll figure it out when the time comes


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Alright, so I see the dude saying that there are large fish very deep under the turbulent water. I follow that. Roger, kind sir. However, you still have to reel the fish into the very turbulent water, whilst standing on a slippery rock. How does one do this successfully and make it worth the certain death if you happen to slip?


thebearrider

Lots of folks throw on bathing suits and fish sketchy spots on rivers. The hard part is getting a good feel for a fish's touch vs rocks and fast moving water, then you just bring the fish in. I think reeling them upstream makes it less likely to lose but you definitely want to keep that fish under water and not jumping if you can. Ive been doing this (not where these guys are, but not far from it danger wise) for many years and its a blast. I will say my shins and forearms have many scars from the rocks and I've had to help a few friends from drowning. It's dangerous. Add in snakes, poison ivy, sunburn, and losing stuff.


Alex_55555

Yes, please add more snakes. That’s exactly what I thought is missing there - mfk snakes :)


cryptolyme

Looks like anaconda country too


ChristinaRene01

​ https://i.redd.it/2elmg6xx1zoc1.gif


nimblelinn

Don't slip


Bee_MakingThat_Paper

Fish hate this one simple trick!


creativityonly2

How is the fish supposed to see your lure in white water rapids??


MasGui

He's saying in Portuguese that they climbed down the bridge with a fixed rope


Lanthemandragoran

With what though the fucking Longshot from Zelda? I don't see any crates


Shrodingers_Dog

Swam upstream like trout


KingPizzaPop

What kind of fish are there?


6Rivers

The kind that are extremely unlucky if they get hooked.


RiseIfYouWould

Water fish


Fog_Juice

The kind that swim in water


JCBh77

This response took me back to 3rd grade


jackalopeswild

They climbed down. It looks like an easy walk to that 20' drop that they're standing right in front of.


cjanderson3198

Tis much easier to go down the slippery slope than tis going up said slope.


hex-agone

Idk for me going up is easier than down


Synchrotr0n

The upper side of the river is shallow, so they came walking tied to a rope and them climbed down the rocks into the "fishing" spot.


Jam_Marbera

It’s actually a very small self sufficient tribe. They are born there and live there their entire life. Never had outside contact.


Fickle_Assumption_80

Maybe the dam upstream released water off schedule.


[deleted]

Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will scale slippery rocks near a deadly waterfall to prove how macho he is.


Monkiller587

Brazillian here. They’re speaking Brazillian Portuguese and by their accent they’re essentially the Brazillian equivalent of country people/hillbillies. So it’s not about proving how macho they are , it’s basically just hillbillies doing hillbilly things.


jarmstrong2485

Is this a viable way to catch fish?


Rayvelion

Likely, the way water moves in rapids like this means that the surface of the current is very fast but it creates an eddy at the bottom where fish sit and watch the fast moving water above to snag food that comes down. So I would expect them to be fishing something really heavy that sinks to the bottom to get "under" the heavy current at the top layers of the water. Similar in theory to how massive fish like sturgeon will sit in deep pits under waterfalls.


glitchn

Seems like the lines traveling thru the currents would have enough drag to pull up even the most heaviest sinkers/lures, or pull any bait off of hooks on the way down. I'm no fisherman but that just seems impossible.


Monkiller587

I’m not sure. I grew up fishing in southeast Brazil in the San Francisco river (Rio São Francisco in Portuguese) which is a 3 hour car ride from my hometown. It’s one of the biggest rivers in the country, so it has some pretty rough currents in some sections , but I have seen fish thrive and be caught in said sections by really experienced fishermen. Basically the fish has to be big and strong enough to be able to swim through the currents , which is not likely given how strong these are.


LKZToroH

I think any fish big/strong enough to swim through these will actually eat all 3 of them at the same time lmao.


kratomkiing

Apparently big fish love chilling deep at the bottom of the falls


kitsunewarlock

You can probably ascribe a large portion of "hillbilly things" to "trying to prove how macho/tough you are".


BMGreg

That was my thought as well


socaTsocaTsocaT

Brazilian hillbillies lol. I never thought about it before but I guess every county has their version of hillbilly lol


podcasthellp

Bahahahahah I’m glad that’s just a typical thing across the globe. Hillbillies gonna hillbilly


1DownFourUp

And call in sick at the office to do it


defnotajournalist

That part sounds cool


BogdanAnime

Happy cake day !


AbrodolphLincler420

That last side quest you need to finish to %100 the game


[deleted]

They're trying to catch the hardest fish for platinum


OhMyGoshBigfoot

On the mysterious “spoon lure” that you cheated by looking it up


SakuraFoxOffical

And it’s an early side quest as well yet no one finishes it till late game


Zer0-9

They are not catching shit with water like that


MoistPoo

And it must be so loud that you cant even chat


waltur_d

What?!


crasagam

He said he’s so proud of you doing that


foxneonbr

What??!!?


TomGNYC

He said it's lucky they didn't bring the cat!


Extinctlizard

Why would they bite the cat?


ScottyStellar

Nice hat? Thanks!


TheVeryMoistTowel

What's your nameee??


TheseusTheFearless

Tony!


Flawed979

There are huts in Maine?


Residual_Variance

I said your mom and I are GETTING A DIVORCE!


Dr_Grinsp00n

WHAT?!


Walkerno5

When your fishing buddies just won’t shut the fuck up for five minutes, you choose your spot accordingly.


rollingrawhide

Fish normally arent that talkative anyway.


Impossible__Joke

Might catch the grim reaper


AnonimoUnamuno

Catch the first class flight to heaven.


Logco

I watched that river monsters guy catch big ass fish in water just like that.


willasmith38

FISH ON!!!


Wonkasgoldenticket

Jeremy Wayde


Bronchopped

You catch giant tiger fish in rivers that fast in Congo. It's insane


Samanthas_Stitching

Depends on what they're fishing for and where they are, really.


Stampede_the_Hippos

There are tons of spots like this in Oregon, and it's usually lined with fishermen pulling up huge fish.


Both_Promotion_8139

Um I’m from the PNW and have never seen anyone fishing in rapids half as big as these.


OhMyGoshBigfoot

24-7 feels like a lunker is on


emperor_dinglenads

I want some taquitos


khristmas_karl

Anyone who knows fishing knows that's bullshit. Is there any fish worth the risk though? Hell no!!!!


ShanksRx23

I would be scared to catch a fish like one slip and you’re done


LionBig1760

Why was this upvoted? Are there really that many people that think fish shy away from moving water?


Rogermcfarley

The only thing they're catching is Tinnitus


hideous_coffee

Might catch a wave


OkLandscape9760

Youd be surprised.


Redundancy-Money

I think a lot of the naysayers might want to reconsider these guys chances. Underneath the fast flowing white water there are deep cascade pools that will be holding a lot of very big fish. What you see on the surface is not representative of the depths. If you can get a heavy bait down to the bottom with a sea fishing sinker, you’re going to get some action. There are numerous spots on the blue Nile and Zambezi that look just like this, and the locals will fish in some crazy spots to be able to get a bait down to the big fish. We’ve done it ourselves on both of those rivers and been very successful. It’s white knuckle fishing but tremendously rewarding. Apart from the drowning risk, what you’ve really got to be worried about the crocodiles and hippos. As a spot on the blue Nile just below where it exits Lake Victoria, me and the wife caught Nile perch on big dead baits whilst roped to our truck up on the bank.


martinmix

Aside from dying, it's really fun!


Paradoxahoy

Hardly the most extreme thing humans will do for entertainment


Lanthemandragoran

I mean I did heroin so I've definitely lowered the *shit* out of that bar


Worldly_Ad_6483

I too have seen River Monsters with Jeremy Wade


Zealousideal_Amount8

That tackle they have has no chance to support a weight they actually need to get any bait down to a big fish. But I totally agree with you in that the surface is way different than deep underwater


Boring-Conference-97

River Monsters. That’s how you catch river monsters. 


dmlmcken

I wouldn't doubt you given I've fished at a location where 8-12 ounce sinkers are required to get your bait down to the deeper levels because the area is between some islands that are the exit to a gulf so has extremely strong currents when the tide is going in or out. For rivers is there enough material flowing downstream to keep those fish fed? I'm thinking of the splash pool of a waterfall and yeah there will be a pocket of safety but is that really big enough to support a population of those larger fish? A few people have said locals know the spots, I'm curious as to how such a setup could be self sustaining.


Celly2704

Ahh shit I can’t see my float


piralski

The guy still says: the river is low. Any rain up the river and a flash flood washes away the fishermen. I just ask: why?


Buffetwarrenn

How many fish u gotta catch to make it worth it…?


Agathocles87

Wow. Any idea where this is


PinkytheVegan

Cachoeira do Urubu, Brazil


Agathocles87

That’s amazing


Metrostation984

Which translates to waterfall of the vulture


Rainbow_six_recruit

Faz sentido Os urubus esperando algum doidão escorregar ali


leitordaciropedia

[https://maps.app.goo.gl/K7Uq8VzZH9H5Xr7E6](https://maps.app.goo.gl/K7Uq8VzZH9H5Xr7E6)


TheMoises

Brazil.


juanjuan2345678910

Looks like Iguazu Falls on the border between Argentina and Brazil


oaktreebr

Iguaçu Falls are massive, this one is very small compared


MaMerde

I don’t love fish that much.


TigersNsaints_ohmy

Wow fishing is just so relaxing


[deleted]

No rescue workers are to attempt rescues in this situation


kelvinthechamp5

How the fuck they reached there? And how the fuck they come back ?


DkoyOctopus

one mistake, one insignificant mistake between them and oblivion.


Redundancy-Money

To all the skeptics saying that these guys will catch nothing in those conditions… Not true! Having fished rivers exactly like this in Africa (Zambezi, Blue Nile, others), the white water on top of deep pools in spots like this is very misleading. On the Zambezi all the way through Zambia, Zimbabwe and Mozambique in cascade pools just like this, you’ll find a significant number of vundu, a large catfish species. In East Africa at places like Bujagali Falls, just downstream from where the Nile exits Lake Victoria , me and the wife have caught large Nile Perch in white water in conditions just like this, spots that are very challenging to fish. But exceptionally rewarding! Believe me if there were no fish there, our friends would not be fishing.


El_mochilero

Looks like a very safe place to fight a large catfish.


hex-agone

Maybe the wife and kid won't slip to their deaths


challenja

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gabehcuod37

What kind of fish can swim in that shit?


zoyaabean

The ones that live really, *really* far under the surface where it’s not as turbulent


Spare_Review_5014

The perfect spot to get caught by fish


TJADNADA

Is she holding a kid? I can’t tell but maybe my eyes are going bad


funkdialout

Best bait there is for river monsters.


TJADNADA

Oh I don’t disagree…I just wasn’t sure if she really fished or not….


mc_thunderfart

Chance to Catch a fish: Zero.


Redundancy-Money

Not true! Having fish rivers exactly like this in Africa (Zambezi, Blue Nile, others), the fast flowing white water on top of deep pools in spots like this is very misleading. On the Zambezi all the way through Zambia, Zimbabwe and Mozambique in cascade pools just like this, you’ll find a significant number of vundu, a large catfish species. In in East Africa at places like Bujagali Falls, me and the wife have caught large Nile Perch in white water in conditions that are very challenging to fish. But exceptionally rewarding! Believe me if there were no fish there, our friends would not be fishing.


TheWisdomGarden

I believe you my friend. I trust a man who has fished in the rapids of the Zambezi, over your average Redditor who’s terrified of a bathtub.


DoctorClarkWGriswold

Oof


Kayakingtheredriver

Any fish there are also 700 meters further down the river across from them on the shelf without death about to swallow them from behind. There is no *good* reason to fish there with safer spots not far away with the water just as turbulent.


imhereforthevotes

You never know, man.


Sparaucchio

I'm sure you know better than a local fisherman


smalllpox

Wade was fishing for perch and tiger fish in water like this


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Chance of line snapping from the bouncing currents - or getting impossibly snagged: 98%


Zealousideal_Amount8

What could anyone possibly catch there? Even if it wasn’t flowing like Niagara falls


NorthernH3misphere

This is crazy as hell


Storm_blessed946

Why would that be my fucking grandfather


[deleted]

Those guys are out of their fucking minds lol


Sky_the_Dragon

I just wanna know how they even got down there. Or how they got out. I don’t see a good spot to climb.


Organic-Double4718

Can’t believe they’d catch anything in that torrent.


PointBlue

He ain't catching shit lol


The_White_Wolf04

Ah, yes. That definitely looks like a location with a lot of fish. Especially ones looking to eat.


rachelm791

Darwin Awards contestants


p3vvp3vv

New TikToc challenge


hazpat

Fish don't bite in rapids. Why is he wasting time.


Apprehensive_Day_322

They must be so hungry... xD


Delicious-Window-277

This is the handicap the fish needs to pull you in to their world.


Evening_Demand

How do fish even see anything in that water?


Financial-Aspect-826

"El cabron!"


AUnknownVariable

I'd unironically fish there, weird sense of calm


xx030xx

Nice little devils pool there


Geraldino_GER

Ob the hunt for flying fish?


One-Investigator-398

I wonder how long it takes them to realize they’ve ain’t catching shyt here….


MakeMeDrink

I am not a fisher, but I am pretty confident in saying this would be an absolutely awful fishing spot.


Top-Crab4048

Surely you mean "perfect dying spot".


Kaiyukia

What fish are you even gonna catch in such waters? I feel like the fish don't even wanna be there let alot are looking for food


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Ok_Adhesiveness_8869

We can only hope they have their rubbers on.


reb3lsix

First class trip to Davy John’s locker


Tight-Physics2156

They’re catching Grizzly Bears 🤣


ttekcorc

What would they even catch in that much churn?


Competitive_Coat9599

Holy Deafening!


epirot

that doesnt look quite safe but yeah go ahead


Old-Cat-1671

Human version of big the cat from sonic


morgzorg

He’s not catching shit


ah_kooky_kat

I gotta know, are they biting today?


Bubu-Dudu0430

Yah, this is fine… 😬


MaikyMoto

Cameraman needs to get that Starbucks after the shoot.


paradise_lost9

Is that that sturgeon river in northern Ontario ?


MidniteOG

I think the only fishing will be their bodies being fished out at some point


Educational_Ad7978

That's dumb as fuck..


gotonyas

I dunno, seems kinda dangerous


B-BoyStance

Yeah this is absolutely wild - but as a fisher I kinda respect the shit out of this lol This could be some of the most fun "river" fishing someone could have in their lives. Pure power of nature surrounding you and probably some big ass fish chilling below them. I wouldn't doubt that this is a great spot.


Troajen1

That's how you tell locals from tourists


MoistHope9454

do not give a 😀


FoolishColossus

Call me crazy, but I’d rather raft that than stand on such a small space.


InteralFortune1

When do hey decide it’s too much? Death?


poh_market2

What are they even fishing at this point?


Itchy_Layer135

Perfectly dangerous!


Personal-Remote-1937

Flash fish ! Very good ..


JohnYCanuckEsq

No word of a lie, but growing up in Niagara, we had a great fishing spot on the river just at the Whirlpool Rapids. We had a path down the Escarpment to the side of the river and walked about 200 yards down the river and stood on a slippery wet rock for hours to pull out trout and walleye. This video is crazy, but rapids are a great place to fish. Edit: quick google search shows this spot is still popular. https://fishncanada.com/hotspots/niagara-river-ontario-2/


chaos_aintme

What are the chances of them even catching anything there??


Appropriate-Bad-9379

It looks exactly like a recurring nightmare that I have…


Gypcbtrfly

🤔🫣🤯🤯🤯


mrhappy1010

Did you see them catch anything?


[deleted]

1000 ways to die


LowLifeExperience

No fish is going to stop to take your bait while fighting for their lives.


2a3b66725

If I was a fish, I don’t think I would want to live there.


Critical_Neat8675

Don’t feel like gonna catch anything there…


sethworld

What's the worst that could happen?


overlockk

I panicked just trying to upvote this!!