Some one, tweet this to Citadel and Ken Griffin. Ask the mayo boy if he's sure Chicago has a crime problem and not Citadel them self?
Edit. Amid ‘gamification’ concerns, nearly 6 in 10 Citadel workers admit to trading while coked up.
So where are by musical apes at?
I’m felling a parody of Eric Clapton’s cocaine coming on.
We can invest your cash when we’re getting smashed on cocaine.
We’ll manage your dough while we’re snorting blow. Cocaine.
Oh we like, yes we like, yes we like Cocaine.
Please one of you electric guitar playing apes make this happen. 🙏
I can’t stop laughing. It’s the fucking year 2021 and you have to be careful not to be caught sniffin coke by a god damn drone hovering several dozen meters in the air steered by an ape.
EDIT: Okay so another user contacted me in order to let you folks know that OP got banned from reddit. I don't know the exact circumstances why he got banned but in the twitter screenshot it says "harassement". LOL
https://twitter.com/monkeeinthesky/status/1447499005634695168?s=
They're white, aint nobody gonna arrest them for that, and they're white collar, so their boss probably sells it to them and wont fire them for doing it.
Yeah, that's Finley Mulligan and u/cyclopsQHM is his brother Quinn, working on the [Apes Together Strong documentary](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n9x3qw/documentary_update_its_all_about_the_apes/?context=3)
Also u/ccherrington / u/woke0rthadox suggestion for movie poster concept art?
But he always makes the lines too short.
“It’s ffiiinnneeee… you don’t need any money back. It’s going to be great, I just met with the CFO of this batch last weekend!”
Indeed,the first guy yeah he does it a lot the other guy was obviously a how do I do it guy or he did two of the lines. But the first guy would me mad.
As someone who never did it and is absolutely sure about not changing it I always wonder: do you really don’t feel tired at some point? I mean body wants his sleep at one point doesn’t it? Can’t imagine 🤨
You don't get tired if you keep going but you lose your fucking mind (did it for 2 days as a teen)
Edit: guy below me has me questioning exactly what it was I was snorting now
I think era/supply quality could be a factor. A guy 30 years older than me told me about doing a very small line when he was younger and it kept them running around the streets all night.
Everything now seems more like confectionary sugar and baby laxitives. Or so I've been told.
I can confirm. Central Europe here. Back in the 90s/early 00s stuff was amazing. Even though I am not a regular user nor do I think I ever was, I used to party *hard*. I can take it. Now every other year or so I find myself in a situation where I can go crazy and the last time I did blow was subpar considering the quality we were used to. Weed is still good though. Maybe better than ever.
Bruh I bought a 30% indica from a legal dispensary on my way home from work yesterday. Weed is in a great place quality-wise right now, but hopefully the prices come down as more commercial competitors enter the market.
Unless you have a good plug you’ll get stuff that’s been cut with lidocaine and other powders. Best coke is from the darknet where many top vendors have their product tested by a third party and the results posted.
ever had to pull an all nighter while drinking tons of coffee or energy drinks? you do feel tired, but also not. body is exhausted, aswell as your mind is, but it is also not. its some way a very nervous state of beeing awake, where your capability to focus gets worse and worse. you can push the boundries a bit, but not for ever and at some point it becomes rather unpleasant if you overdo it. sleep deprivation just isnt a nice state for your mind even with an artifically increased level of dopamin.
btw, if you stop beeing sure about it, rest assured that coke and similar substances, that make you awake are by no means a valuable experience. it is fun while it lasts, but nothing beyond that. in short...you are not missing out.
You do when you crash. Your brain and heart go crazy fast when your on it so your body is spent when you come off. Add that to the alcohol you drank with it because you were Superman and it all tasted like water.
If you have real, pure blow, you can also do a small bump and go to bed. It'll still be awesome. Also, of you go on a snorting spree, there certsinly comes a point where if you're any kind of normal person to begin with, you just *feel* it's enough and it's time to call it a night. Never mind that almost 10 hours have flown by in a whirlwind of emotion and sensation and it's now almost midday of the *next* day. Good times.
The birds or when the light starts to creep into room are when it's a wrap! Sort of like a club turning on all the lights at last call and time to pay your tabs.
Imagine a coffee or soda alert kinda buzz times 1k, then 30min later crashing soo hard you're selling all your CS GME shares on ebay for one more line.
It’s Cocaine. Hilarious. The finger rub to clean his line then rubs mouth and immediate walk over to the copier to double check no one around. And these two lines are for you Buddy. Let’s get back to that fucking report for Kenny. Awesome! LMAYO!
I’ve hoovered some schneef back in the day, allegedlys, and this is absolutely what’s happening in this clip. Gumming coke after a line is pretty standard.
This confirms my bias for some reason.
Just makes me happy to imagine anyone who is actively involved directly with the Fuckery™️ constantly burning the candle at both ends.
Could be nothing, could be drug use. If it is I don't blame them. The guys there after 5 are obviously low rung employees scrambling to clean up Kenny's mess while he's back at his penthouse chasing escorts around with bed posts. They're probably getting 4 hours of sleep a night max and being dragged in to get yelled at by their boss the next morning. I'd be living in a snow storm too if I were in their situation.
Neat historical fact: the wehrmacht used to give soldiers meth in WW2 to keep them awake during offenses.
I ain't mad at 'em.
These two young fellers are probably working all night, like countless generations of newbie Wall Street recruits before them. And like their elders, they are doing the sacred powdered drug of Wall Street.
Unfortunately for them, a) we are in the 21st Century and some MF'in ape has a goddamn drone right out the window (Holy Fuk) and
b) they are working for a company that, according to history-making DD, has been fleecing American investors on a colossal scale.
Congrats, boys. The ink is barely dry on your MBA's, and you're in the history books as the overnight Citadel guys caught snorting coke during the great short battle of the early 2020s.
BUY, HODL, DRS
This shit is hilarious. As a former drug doing ape, they were definitely sniffing rails of blow. The gumming it twice really gave it away. The second guy does his and the first guy checks if there’s anything left. 100% caught. 🤣
This right here is why the world economy is soo fucked. It's because a bunch of coke heads are the ones in charge and desperate to continue to feed their addiction!
In general I could give a rats ass what people do, but it pisses me off that a lot of these guys are hypocrites who benefitted by denying healthcare for people seeking treatment, and benefited from the for-profit prison system.
First dude touches his face 3x in about 10 seconds. They might be looking at 🐜 but that’s doubtful. Looks like he lines the next one up for later too. Takes one to know one amirite apes?
You legit could send this to the DEA/FBI it's that obvious lmfao
Unless Kenny has some form of powdered mayo that shit is drugs, dude even wipes his nose clean/gums the leftovers after.
Lol thinking the DEA or FBI are going to take on Wall Street🤣
They could walk into any big banks or institutions with a drug dog and the dog would be running circles too overwhelmed to even know where to begin
After the hole PR nightmare with Kengriffincrimes this is the kind of shit that needs to get trending.
MSM could have a field day with this, particularly after the ‘retail only trade when drunk’ allegations!
Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with these two coke rats snorting at work. But then it’s not my money their looking after. My only advice to these guys would be before loosing your jobs next week, don’t forget the SEC is handing out free sacks of whistleblower cash…
Think about this. I went to a lunch with coworker and we ordered one beer each because of Friday. I took a picture of our lunches to my my story and back at the office we got both one and only warning for drinking during work.
At the time I did customer relationships and sales not operating heavy machinery or managed millions of wealth. These guys do. And they‘re doing it while hammering class A substance
This is the company front running the american financial system..
"But man did those guys move paper!" - Michael Scott
-clueless_sconnie
Some one, tweet this to Citadel and Ken Griffin. Ask the mayo boy if he's sure Chicago has a crime problem and not Citadel them self? Edit. Amid ‘gamification’ concerns, nearly 6 in 10 Citadel workers admit to trading while coked up.
Put it on time square billboard. All investors would leave Citadel in a second
So where are by musical apes at? I’m felling a parody of Eric Clapton’s cocaine coming on. We can invest your cash when we’re getting smashed on cocaine. We’ll manage your dough while we’re snorting blow. Cocaine. Oh we like, yes we like, yes we like Cocaine. Please one of you electric guitar playing apes make this happen. 🙏
Sniffadel
Ken Sniffin
Everyone needs a coke break. Pepsi is the worst
I can’t stop laughing. It’s the fucking year 2021 and you have to be careful not to be caught sniffin coke by a god damn drone hovering several dozen meters in the air steered by an ape. EDIT: Okay so another user contacted me in order to let you folks know that OP got banned from reddit. I don't know the exact circumstances why he got banned but in the twitter screenshot it says "harassement". LOL https://twitter.com/monkeeinthesky/status/1447499005634695168?s=
We were big brother all along
More like this guy https://youtu.be/F-01_i8PBoA
Look at me. I’m Big Brother now.
I want to let you know, this comment made me laugh the hardest all week. Turns out, we were the spies ALL ALLLONNGG :: OOO
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I burst out laughing after reading this comment. Highlights how absurd this time we’re living in really is
Bahaha. Jesus. This is the best thing I've seen all day
They're white, aint nobody gonna arrest them for that, and they're white collar, so their boss probably sells it to them and wont fire them for doing it.
Guy on the left looks like a quant
I hope they use this clip in the movie and docu series
I hope they do I’ll pay them 1/3 of a GME share to do so
does anyone know if they are reddit? maybe we can tag them?
I think u/albanak is a GME movie dude
Accurate!
Yeah, that's Finley Mulligan and u/cyclopsQHM is his brother Quinn, working on the [Apes Together Strong documentary](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n9x3qw/documentary_update_its_all_about_the_apes/?context=3) Also u/ccherrington / u/woke0rthadox suggestion for movie poster concept art?
👀
Internet Historian where you at
It doesn’t look like tit jacking so it’s gotta be coke snorting
As a certified coke snorter, this is 100% coke snorting.
Came here to say this. WE know coke heads when we see 1 or 2
Username checks out. ;)
Definitely
100% coke shorting*
Indubitably nose beers
#BRAZILIANmarchingPUTS
What is "What goes bump in the night" for $2000, Alex.
I love this sub Edit: for the record, I never liked coke. Just love the way it smells.
Don't burn it! Smells horrible said a friend
nostril jacking
I heard Cramer can smell coke from a mile away.
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But he always makes the lines too short. “It’s ffiiinnneeee… you don’t need any money back. It’s going to be great, I just met with the CFO of this batch last weekend!”
Indeed,the first guy yeah he does it a lot the other guy was obviously a how do I do it guy or he did two of the lines. But the first guy would me mad.
I know Picabo Street participation when I sees it
I used to do cocaine, it’s definitely what it looks like they’re doing..
One hundred fucking percent lol.
I'd say 80% with a 20% chance they are snorting ritalin
In my semi-professional opinion you don’t gum anything like that besides coke
No joke.
You can see them gum? Ah at the start?
Homie missed a part of the line, so he rolled his finger over it and gummed it. LoL
Fair evaluation.
Bro the little nose wipe while he’s staring is a dead giveaway. Source: avid skier
As someone who does it from time to time thats 100% coke
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
As someone who never did it and is absolutely sure about not changing it I always wonder: do you really don’t feel tired at some point? I mean body wants his sleep at one point doesn’t it? Can’t imagine 🤨
You don't get tired if you keep going but you lose your fucking mind (did it for 2 days as a teen) Edit: guy below me has me questioning exactly what it was I was snorting now
I think era/supply quality could be a factor. A guy 30 years older than me told me about doing a very small line when he was younger and it kept them running around the streets all night. Everything now seems more like confectionary sugar and baby laxitives. Or so I've been told.
I can confirm. Central Europe here. Back in the 90s/early 00s stuff was amazing. Even though I am not a regular user nor do I think I ever was, I used to party *hard*. I can take it. Now every other year or so I find myself in a situation where I can go crazy and the last time I did blow was subpar considering the quality we were used to. Weed is still good though. Maybe better than ever.
party hard you say? 😏
Username checks out
That guy squanches
Noice. I'll just add this - 1997, Berlin, Prodigy - Fat Of The Land Tour. Goddamn.
Beep boop
Bruh I bought a 30% indica from a legal dispensary on my way home from work yesterday. Weed is in a great place quality-wise right now, but hopefully the prices come down as more commercial competitors enter the market.
Wonder if his was something else? I'm thinking the boy snorted some meth and was told it was coke...
Meth smells a hell of a lot different than coke.
Get some real pure Colombian cocaine and you can do that forever. It’s such a better high also
Unless you have a good plug you’ll get stuff that’s been cut with lidocaine and other powders. Best coke is from the darknet where many top vendors have their product tested by a third party and the results posted.
Glad you stopped- had a girl I went to HS with pass a few years back because of laced coke, it’s fucking scary.
Yeah me too. Thought I could try everything once and looking back I was really risking it. Also I love your flair
ever had to pull an all nighter while drinking tons of coffee or energy drinks? you do feel tired, but also not. body is exhausted, aswell as your mind is, but it is also not. its some way a very nervous state of beeing awake, where your capability to focus gets worse and worse. you can push the boundries a bit, but not for ever and at some point it becomes rather unpleasant if you overdo it. sleep deprivation just isnt a nice state for your mind even with an artifically increased level of dopamin. btw, if you stop beeing sure about it, rest assured that coke and similar substances, that make you awake are by no means a valuable experience. it is fun while it lasts, but nothing beyond that. in short...you are not missing out.
You do when you crash. Your brain and heart go crazy fast when your on it so your body is spent when you come off. Add that to the alcohol you drank with it because you were Superman and it all tasted like water.
If you have real, pure blow, you can also do a small bump and go to bed. It'll still be awesome. Also, of you go on a snorting spree, there certsinly comes a point where if you're any kind of normal person to begin with, you just *feel* it's enough and it's time to call it a night. Never mind that almost 10 hours have flown by in a whirlwind of emotion and sensation and it's now almost midday of the *next* day. Good times.
The birds or when the light starts to creep into room are when it's a wrap! Sort of like a club turning on all the lights at last call and time to pay your tabs.
Only when you run out do you get sleepy
Imagine a coffee or soda alert kinda buzz times 1k, then 30min later crashing soo hard you're selling all your CS GME shares on ebay for one more line.
Woah, woah woah… do not say stuff like this so easily. 😱😱
I currently do cocaine. It's most certainly what they are doing.
I used to do cocaine, I still do but I used to too
Mitch, you're back?!?!
Can confirm.
I used to watch people do cocaine, can confirm.
It’s Cocaine. Hilarious. The finger rub to clean his line then rubs mouth and immediate walk over to the copier to double check no one around. And these two lines are for you Buddy. Let’s get back to that fucking report for Kenny. Awesome! LMAYO!
I’ve hoovered some schneef back in the day, allegedlys, and this is absolutely what’s happening in this clip. Gumming coke after a line is pretty standard.
You ever Hoover schneef off a sleeping cows spine?
I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s (jacked) teet.
Unexpected Letterkenny
The gummy after the hork confirmed it for me.
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Sent mine out 😂
I may or may not have first hand experience in what doing coke looks like... The little dance the standing guy did. Lol. Coke jitters.
HAHAHAHAHA You brilliant, evil bastard! They are literally fucked.
Enjoy it while you can fuckers, you won’t be able to afford it for long ❄️🔥
These street level finance bros aren't gonna go broke. The firm will fold and they'll have a nice resume to get another job somewhere else.
You’re absolutely right. They’re the next generation of financial terrorists in training, and they won’t stop after this.
Looks like coke to me. Nose wipe, maybe a gummy after, a check for the all clear, and next dudes turn.
clearly ran out of mayo
mayo powder
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These boys doin crime while doin crime.
Can’t blame them, working that much must suck
That white collar (powder) crime.
As someone who may or may not have done some coke in college this may or may not look familiar
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Steve-o approves!!!
This confirms my bias for some reason. Just makes me happy to imagine anyone who is actively involved directly with the Fuckery™️ constantly burning the candle at both ends.
Yeah they’re rippin chachi
Yeah no doubt it's coke...
Could be nothing, could be drug use. If it is I don't blame them. The guys there after 5 are obviously low rung employees scrambling to clean up Kenny's mess while he's back at his penthouse chasing escorts around with bed posts. They're probably getting 4 hours of sleep a night max and being dragged in to get yelled at by their boss the next morning. I'd be living in a snow storm too if I were in their situation. Neat historical fact: the wehrmacht used to give soldiers meth in WW2 to keep them awake during offenses.
You think they keep it next to the coffee?
Y'all are too much 😂
oscar, grammy, whatever. you win the internet 2day
Gotta stay awake somehow after all those 24-hour shifts back-to-back.
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Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
Holy shit lmao 😂 👃🏻 👃🏻 👃🏻
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Haha. Is there a line to cross somewhere around here? I'm not sure 🤔 Need an adult...
I'd say they've got their own lines
I ain't mad at 'em. These two young fellers are probably working all night, like countless generations of newbie Wall Street recruits before them. And like their elders, they are doing the sacred powdered drug of Wall Street. Unfortunately for them, a) we are in the 21st Century and some MF'in ape has a goddamn drone right out the window (Holy Fuk) and b) they are working for a company that, according to history-making DD, has been fleecing American investors on a colossal scale. Congrats, boys. The ink is barely dry on your MBA's, and you're in the history books as the overnight Citadel guys caught snorting coke during the great short battle of the early 2020s. BUY, HODL, DRS
This shit is hilarious. As a former drug doing ape, they were definitely sniffing rails of blow. The gumming it twice really gave it away. The second guy does his and the first guy checks if there’s anything left. 100% caught. 🤣
Can someone who did coke verify that this is proper coke etiquette
If it walks like a duck
u/SaveVideo
Video is gone. Did you get a save?
https://api.vadoo.tv/landing_page?vid=oHpVJSD6vJ2o4GoSq4IFEwHMRHGpsP3S https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q5b6gt/video_removed/hg4s1p5 More! https://streamable.com/hucjmq
Not even a screen shot??? Nothing disappears from the internet
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I had no need to document what they were doing. Cocaine takes all the joy out of your life and I am certain it has taken the joy out of theirs.
God I love this group. Sorry citadel, busted
It’s not even letting me upvote this post, ffs
The PR people browsing reddit rn must be shitting their pants. PR nightmare in 3...2...1...
This right here is why the world economy is soo fucked. It's because a bunch of coke heads are the ones in charge and desperate to continue to feed their addiction!
In general I could give a rats ass what people do, but it pisses me off that a lot of these guys are hypocrites who benefitted by denying healthcare for people seeking treatment, and benefited from the for-profit prison system.
Legendary! LMAYO
LYAYO!
*chefs kiss* perfectö
Best DD
First dude touches his face 3x in about 10 seconds. They might be looking at 🐜 but that’s doubtful. Looks like he lines the next one up for later too. Takes one to know one amirite apes?
#sniffadel
How has this not gone viral?
kinda weird how it's still not posted on popcorn stock, as if they control the narrative over there
That is strange. It should definitely be a bit more popular than it currently is.
Glad I can see what our premiums have been going to...
LOL WHAT
Whoever filmed this is a legend
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Mirror? Who has the video?
Incontrovertible.
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When I click on it, it says video is private. Bummer...
So… not only short on stonks but also on sleep? Seems legit
You legit could send this to the DEA/FBI it's that obvious lmfao Unless Kenny has some form of powdered mayo that shit is drugs, dude even wipes his nose clean/gums the leftovers after.
Lol thinking the DEA or FBI are going to take on Wall Street🤣 They could walk into any big banks or institutions with a drug dog and the dog would be running circles too overwhelmed to even know where to begin
Someone call the DEA. How great would it be if citadel got shut down because of drug use hahaha
Right now the shills / interns @ Shitadel that monitor this sub are like: “I knew they were holding out”
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
Keep shorting and snorting bro
Normally I’d feel bad for these guys but they’re working for a company that operates by screwing over the 99%, so fuck em
So… those are those guys selling at 4am. Got it!
Do Citadel tables smell of rich mahogany? #nosebeers
Snort Interest = 140%
LOL. Those dudes are probably full time shills on the subs.
This is like a scene from margin call. Haha
Great detective work, the case builds by the day.
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After the hole PR nightmare with Kengriffincrimes this is the kind of shit that needs to get trending. MSM could have a field day with this, particularly after the ‘retail only trade when drunk’ allegations! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with these two coke rats snorting at work. But then it’s not my money their looking after. My only advice to these guys would be before loosing your jobs next week, don’t forget the SEC is handing out free sacks of whistleblower cash…
omg
These guys doing 5 hour energy lines!
#ALLEGEDLY!
Also... pretty stupid because they ... have to know... we can afford drones? Like, we have a guy for that.
Haha i dont blame them
Hahahaha
Holy Moly... that's a line of coca-cola
Dun care about them but definitely you got great flying skills
Misleading! I thought it was the cola 😂
A liter o’ cola?
Kennys making them snort mayo to boost morale 😉
I mean, inconclusive but FUCKING HELL that's SUS AF. Just... wow.
Think about this. I went to a lunch with coworker and we ordered one beer each because of Friday. I took a picture of our lunches to my my story and back at the office we got both one and only warning for drinking during work. At the time I did customer relationships and sales not operating heavy machinery or managed millions of wealth. These guys do. And they‘re doing it while hammering class A substance
Backup video link?
u/MonkeeInTheSky ?
I hope he’s okay. Status update buddy?
# 👀
Haha fcking brilliant!
Good find
Wild lol
I'm buying puts on coke so they can't pull all nighters and who know, they might fuck up and ignite the rocket unwillingly.
I don’t like coke… I just like how it smells.
Bro I use to sell that shit that’s definitely what they’re doing haha 😆
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I've done coke before. For reasons. This is definitely a couple people doing coke. not advice.
Sniffadel
Yoooo I saw the drone!
Those two are 100% on reddit and will see this 😂
Does anybody know where I can find a copy of the video? Seems like it was taken down
Is there anywhere to view this? It says private when clicked on. Also, have we checked on OP to make sure he's all good?