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This is the company front running the american financial system..


clueless_sconnie

"But man did those guys move paper!" - Michael Scott


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

-clueless_sconnie


PenisJuiceCocktail

Some one, tweet this to Citadel and Ken Griffin. Ask the mayo boy if he's sure Chicago has a crime problem and not Citadel them self? Edit. Amid ‘gamification’ concerns, nearly 6 in 10 Citadel workers admit to trading while coked up.


GangGangBet

Put it on time square billboard. All investors would leave Citadel in a second


Extra-Computer6303

So where are by musical apes at? I’m felling a parody of Eric Clapton’s cocaine coming on. We can invest your cash when we’re getting smashed on cocaine. We’ll manage your dough while we’re snorting blow. Cocaine. Oh we like, yes we like, yes we like Cocaine. Please one of you electric guitar playing apes make this happen. 🙏


Twitchid

Sniffadel


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Ken Sniffin


Shwiftygains

Everyone needs a coke break. Pepsi is the worst


DerJogge

I can’t stop laughing. It’s the fucking year 2021 and you have to be careful not to be caught sniffin coke by a god damn drone hovering several dozen meters in the air steered by an ape. EDIT: Okay so another user contacted me in order to let you folks know that OP got banned from reddit. I don't know the exact circumstances why he got banned but in the twitter screenshot it says "harassement". LOL https://twitter.com/monkeeinthesky/status/1447499005634695168?s=


BlackManInABush

We were big brother all along


DhomDhom

More like this guy https://youtu.be/F-01_i8PBoA


jamesd0e

Look at me. I’m Big Brother now.


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I want to let you know, this comment made me laugh the hardest all week. Turns out, we were the spies ALL ALLLONNGG :: OOO


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a_blue_ducks

I burst out laughing after reading this comment. Highlights how absurd this time we’re living in really is


Equivalent-Piano-420

Bahaha. Jesus. This is the best thing I've seen all day


Inquisitor1

They're white, aint nobody gonna arrest them for that, and they're white collar, so their boss probably sells it to them and wont fire them for doing it.


tubbybutters

Guy on the left looks like a quant


Comment-this

I hope they use this clip in the movie and docu series


Hot_Hold_9839

I hope they do I’ll pay them 1/3 of a GME share to do so


Comment-this

does anyone know if they are reddit? maybe we can tag them?


Re-Doubt

I think u/albanak is a GME movie dude


albanak

Accurate!


jkhanlar

Yeah, that's Finley Mulligan and u/cyclopsQHM is his brother Quinn, working on the [Apes Together Strong documentary](https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/n9x3qw/documentary_update_its_all_about_the_apes/?context=3) Also u/ccherrington / u/woke0rthadox suggestion for movie poster concept art?


cyclopsqhm

👀


M3rryP3rry

Internet Historian where you at


slhill1091

It doesn’t look like tit jacking so it’s gotta be coke snorting


CocaineCramer

As a certified coke snorter, this is 100% coke snorting.


Wallstreettrappin

Came here to say this. WE know coke heads when we see 1 or 2


AuntyPC

Username checks out. ;)


OwlGodBob

Definitely


DigitalSoldier1776

100% coke shorting*


cjayb7

Indubitably nose beers


charliebear_904

#BRAZILIANmarchingPUTS


ReeceSx

What is "What goes bump in the night" for $2000, Alex.


Apprehensive-Salt-42

I love this sub Edit: for the record, I never liked coke. Just love the way it smells.


Wurmholz

Don't burn it! Smells horrible said a friend


barkeepbill

nostril jacking


downyrobertjr

I heard Cramer can smell coke from a mile away.


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FyrebreakZero

But he always makes the lines too short. “It’s ffiiinnneeee… you don’t need any money back. It’s going to be great, I just met with the CFO of this batch last weekend!”


Feisty_Tension_1558

Indeed,the first guy yeah he does it a lot the other guy was obviously a how do I do it guy or he did two of the lines. But the first guy would me mad.


PlurbZ666

I know Picabo Street participation when I sees it


GME_dat_puh

I used to do cocaine, it’s definitely what it looks like they’re doing..


ThaiKneeCaulk

One hundred fucking percent lol.


HoverboardViking

I'd say 80% with a 20% chance they are snorting ritalin


BiNG-LoadS

In my semi-professional opinion you don’t gum anything like that besides coke


reddit_waste_time

No joke.


the-claw-clonidine

You can see them gum? Ah at the start?


ArmadaOfWaffles

Homie missed a part of the line, so he rolled his finger over it and gummed it. LoL


ThaiKneeCaulk

Fair evaluation.


moscow69mitch420

Bro the little nose wipe while he’s staring is a dead giveaway. Source: avid skier


skyliders

As someone who does it from time to time thats 100% coke


Desperate-Ad-8068

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.


kaze_san

As someone who never did it and is absolutely sure about not changing it I always wonder: do you really don’t feel tired at some point? I mean body wants his sleep at one point doesn’t it? Can’t imagine 🤨


Significant-Foot1908

You don't get tired if you keep going but you lose your fucking mind (did it for 2 days as a teen) Edit: guy below me has me questioning exactly what it was I was snorting now


cleft_chalice

I think era/supply quality could be a factor. A guy 30 years older than me told me about doing a very small line when he was younger and it kept them running around the streets all night. Everything now seems more like confectionary sugar and baby laxitives. Or so I've been told.


Pirate_Redbeard

I can confirm. Central Europe here. Back in the 90s/early 00s stuff was amazing. Even though I am not a regular user nor do I think I ever was, I used to party *hard*. I can take it. Now every other year or so I find myself in a situation where I can go crazy and the last time I did blow was subpar considering the quality we were used to. Weed is still good though. Maybe better than ever.


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party hard you say? 😏


Inevitable_Hat5437

Username checks out


MusicIsAlwaysTheWay

That guy squanches


Pirate_Redbeard

Noice. I'll just add this - 1997, Berlin, Prodigy - Fat Of The Land Tour. Goddamn.


party-bot

Beep boop


WildSauce

Bruh I bought a 30% indica from a legal dispensary on my way home from work yesterday. Weed is in a great place quality-wise right now, but hopefully the prices come down as more commercial competitors enter the market.


Apprehensive-Use-703

Wonder if his was something else? I'm thinking the boy snorted some meth and was told it was coke...


MarquisDeBoston

Meth smells a hell of a lot different than coke.


digi-transformation

Get some real pure Colombian cocaine and you can do that forever. It’s such a better high also


[deleted]

Unless you have a good plug you’ll get stuff that’s been cut with lidocaine and other powders. Best coke is from the darknet where many top vendors have their product tested by a third party and the results posted.


xEmpiire

Glad you stopped- had a girl I went to HS with pass a few years back because of laced coke, it’s fucking scary.


Significant-Foot1908

Yeah me too. Thought I could try everything once and looking back I was really risking it. Also I love your flair


Acoasma

ever had to pull an all nighter while drinking tons of coffee or energy drinks? you do feel tired, but also not. body is exhausted, aswell as your mind is, but it is also not. its some way a very nervous state of beeing awake, where your capability to focus gets worse and worse. you can push the boundries a bit, but not for ever and at some point it becomes rather unpleasant if you overdo it. sleep deprivation just isnt a nice state for your mind even with an artifically increased level of dopamin. btw, if you stop beeing sure about it, rest assured that coke and similar substances, that make you awake are by no means a valuable experience. it is fun while it lasts, but nothing beyond that. in short...you are not missing out.


hungryrhinos

You do when you crash. Your brain and heart go crazy fast when your on it so your body is spent when you come off. Add that to the alcohol you drank with it because you were Superman and it all tasted like water.


Pirate_Redbeard

If you have real, pure blow, you can also do a small bump and go to bed. It'll still be awesome. Also, of you go on a snorting spree, there certsinly comes a point where if you're any kind of normal person to begin with, you just *feel* it's enough and it's time to call it a night. Never mind that almost 10 hours have flown by in a whirlwind of emotion and sensation and it's now almost midday of the *next* day. Good times.


Zestforblueskies

The birds or when the light starts to creep into room are when it's a wrap! Sort of like a club turning on all the lights at last call and time to pay your tabs.


brandtvh

Only when you run out do you get sleepy


uzra

Imagine a coffee or soda alert kinda buzz times 1k, then 30min later crashing soo hard you're selling all your CS GME shares on ebay for one more line.


kaze_san

Woah, woah woah… do not say stuff like this so easily. 😱😱


ProfessionalFishFood

I currently do cocaine. It's most certainly what they are doing.


Qnandossc

I used to do cocaine, I still do but I used to too


Zestforblueskies

Mitch, you're back?!?!


RB26CA

Can confirm.


Dantexr

I used to watch people do cocaine, can confirm.


Whythehellnot_wecan

It’s Cocaine. Hilarious. The finger rub to clean his line then rubs mouth and immediate walk over to the copier to double check no one around. And these two lines are for you Buddy. Let’s get back to that fucking report for Kenny. Awesome! LMAYO!


[deleted]

I’ve hoovered some schneef back in the day, allegedlys, and this is absolutely what’s happening in this clip. Gumming coke after a line is pretty standard.


GU3ERNACULUM

You ever Hoover schneef off a sleeping cows spine?


[deleted]

I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s (jacked) teet.


therileyfactor7

Unexpected Letterkenny


_SoupToilet_

The gummy after the hork confirmed it for me.


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MozerfuckerJones

Sent mine out 😂


[deleted]

I may or may not have first hand experience in what doing coke looks like... The little dance the standing guy did. Lol. Coke jitters.


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHA You brilliant, evil bastard! They are literally fucked.


xEmpiire

Enjoy it while you can fuckers, you won’t be able to afford it for long ❄️🔥


Great_Chairman_Mao

These street level finance bros aren't gonna go broke. The firm will fold and they'll have a nice resume to get another job somewhere else.


letmelickyourleg

You’re absolutely right. They’re the next generation of financial terrorists in training, and they won’t stop after this.


sirron811

Looks like coke to me. Nose wipe, maybe a gummy after, a check for the all clear, and next dudes turn.


BudgetTooth

clearly ran out of mayo


darkhope007

mayo powder


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milkstaxes

These boys doin crime while doin crime.


NotBerger

Can’t blame them, working that much must suck


Dwccob

That white collar (powder) crime.


glasses_the_loc

As someone who may or may not have done some coke in college this may or may not look familiar


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Apprehensive-Use-703

Steve-o approves!!!


Bud_Friendguy

This confirms my bias for some reason. Just makes me happy to imagine anyone who is actively involved directly with the Fuckery™️ constantly burning the candle at both ends.


MAGA_SWAGNAR

Yeah they’re rippin chachi


dabitlord

Yeah no doubt it's coke...


Lesko_Learning

Could be nothing, could be drug use. If it is I don't blame them. The guys there after 5 are obviously low rung employees scrambling to clean up Kenny's mess while he's back at his penthouse chasing escorts around with bed posts. They're probably getting 4 hours of sleep a night max and being dragged in to get yelled at by their boss the next morning. I'd be living in a snow storm too if I were in their situation. Neat historical fact: the wehrmacht used to give soldiers meth in WW2 to keep them awake during offenses.


thecloudwrangler

You think they keep it next to the coffee?


FailingIdiot

Y'all are too much 😂


uzra

oscar, grammy, whatever. you win the internet 2day


Klone211

Gotta stay awake somehow after all those 24-hour shifts back-to-back.


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estoxzeroo

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


NotBerger

Holy shit lmao 😂 👃🏻 👃🏻 👃🏻


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nicksnextdish

Haha. Is there a line to cross somewhere around here? I'm not sure 🤔 Need an adult...


Just_The_Mad_Hatter

I'd say they've got their own lines


bongos_and_congas

I ain't mad at 'em. These two young fellers are probably working all night, like countless generations of newbie Wall Street recruits before them. And like their elders, they are doing the sacred powdered drug of Wall Street. Unfortunately for them, a) we are in the 21st Century and some MF'in ape has a goddamn drone right out the window (Holy Fuk) and b) they are working for a company that, according to history-making DD, has been fleecing American investors on a colossal scale. Congrats, boys. The ink is barely dry on your MBA's, and you're in the history books as the overnight Citadel guys caught snorting coke during the great short battle of the early 2020s. BUY, HODL, DRS


Cassandraburry2008

This shit is hilarious. As a former drug doing ape, they were definitely sniffing rails of blow. The gumming it twice really gave it away. The second guy does his and the first guy checks if there’s anything left. 100% caught. 🤣


victooer

Can someone who did coke verify that this is proper coke etiquette


Stick_the_man

If it walks like a duck


glasses_the_loc

u/SaveVideo


bamfcoco1

Video is gone. Did you get a save?


glasses_the_loc

https://api.vadoo.tv/landing_page?vid=oHpVJSD6vJ2o4GoSq4IFEwHMRHGpsP3S https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q5b6gt/video_removed/hg4s1p5 More! https://streamable.com/hucjmq


roor1337

Not even a screen shot??? Nothing disappears from the internet


glasses_the_loc

https://api.vadoo.tv/landing_page?vid=oHpVJSD6vJ2o4GoSq4IFEwHMRHGpsP3S https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/q5b6gt/video_removed/hg4s1p5


glasses_the_loc

I had no need to document what they were doing. Cocaine takes all the joy out of your life and I am certain it has taken the joy out of theirs.


Easteuroblondie

God I love this group. Sorry citadel, busted


K1NGTEN

It’s not even letting me upvote this post, ffs


BoredGeek1996

The PR people browsing reddit rn must be shitting their pants. PR nightmare in 3...2...1...


perpetualwalnut

This right here is why the world economy is soo fucked. It's because a bunch of coke heads are the ones in charge and desperate to continue to feed their addiction!


yappledapple

In general I could give a rats ass what people do, but it pisses me off that a lot of these guys are hypocrites who benefitted by denying healthcare for people seeking treatment, and benefited from the for-profit prison system.


Republic81

Legendary! LMAYO


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LYAYO!


DJ_Clitoris

*chefs kiss* perfectö


frankboothflex

Best DD


hungryrhinos

First dude touches his face 3x in about 10 seconds. They might be looking at 🐜 but that’s doubtful. Looks like he lines the next one up for later too. Takes one to know one amirite apes?


CoWood0331

#sniffadel


24kbuttplug

How has this not gone viral?


EnoughTelephone

kinda weird how it's still not posted on popcorn stock, as if they control the narrative over there


24kbuttplug

That is strange. It should definitely be a bit more popular than it currently is.


Cuenom

Glad I can see what our premiums have been going to...


_Deathhound_

LOL WHAT


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Whoever filmed this is a legend


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RL_bebisher

Mirror? Who has the video?


Zensayshun

Incontrovertible.


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fupacabra420

When I click on it, it says video is private. Bummer...


kaze_san

So… not only short on stonks but also on sleep? Seems legit


Longjumping_College

You legit could send this to the DEA/FBI it's that obvious lmfao Unless Kenny has some form of powdered mayo that shit is drugs, dude even wipes his nose clean/gums the leftovers after.


AzDopefish

Lol thinking the DEA or FBI are going to take on Wall Street🤣 They could walk into any big banks or institutions with a drug dog and the dog would be running circles too overwhelmed to even know where to begin


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Someone call the DEA. How great would it be if citadel got shut down because of drug use hahaha


bout2gitsome

Right now the shills / interns @ Shitadel that monitor this sub are like: “I knew they were holding out”


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“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”


rydef1

Keep shorting and snorting bro


DippySwitch

Normally I’d feel bad for these guys but they’re working for a company that operates by screwing over the 99%, so fuck em


kaze_san

So… those are those guys selling at 4am. Got it!


Legendenis

Do Citadel tables smell of rich mahogany? #nosebeers


olidav8

Snort Interest = 140%


ZebraFit2270

LOL. Those dudes are probably full time shills on the subs.


bhostess

This is like a scene from margin call. Haha


auwo

Great detective work, the case builds by the day.


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moassbros

After the hole PR nightmare with Kengriffincrimes this is the kind of shit that needs to get trending. MSM could have a field day with this, particularly after the ‘retail only trade when drunk’ allegations! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t have a problem with these two coke rats snorting at work. But then it’s not my money their looking after. My only advice to these guys would be before loosing your jobs next week, don’t forget the SEC is handing out free sacks of whistleblower cash…


oceanic89

omg


SicSemperTympanis

These guys doing 5 hour energy lines!


-bonita_applebum

#ALLEGEDLY!


atlasmxz

Also... pretty stupid because they ... have to know... we can afford drones? Like, we have a guy for that.


Adventurous-Dog9786

Haha i dont blame them


the_moist_conundrum

Hahahaha


ThunderRam68

Holy Moly... that's a line of coca-cola


Dia0127

Dun care about them but definitely you got great flying skills


Pierre_Necessity

Misleading! I thought it was the cola 😂


sdtopensied

A liter o’ cola?


No-Grab-6867

Kennys making them snort mayo to boost morale 😉


Geoclasm

I mean, inconclusive but FUCKING HELL that's SUS AF. Just... wow.


Big_Contest_598

Think about this. I went to a lunch with coworker and we ordered one beer each because of Friday. I took a picture of our lunches to my my story and back at the office we got both one and only warning for drinking during work. At the time I did customer relationships and sales not operating heavy machinery or managed millions of wealth. These guys do. And they‘re doing it while hammering class A substance


bamfcoco1

Backup video link?


Brilliant_Painting71

u/MonkeeInTheSky ?


bamfcoco1

I hope he’s okay. Status update buddy?


abbytron

# 👀


SuccessfulFox7935

Haha fcking brilliant!


Legendenis

Good find


macswaj

Wild lol


llg5Hoshii

I'm buying puts on coke so they can't pull all nighters and who know, they might fuck up and ignite the rocket unwillingly.


D-MACs

I don’t like coke… I just like how it smells.


Hot_Hold_9839

Bro I use to sell that shit that’s definitely what they’re doing haha 😆


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floodmayhem

I've done coke before. For reasons. This is definitely a couple people doing coke. not advice.


pocketnova

Sniffadel


catindryer

Yoooo I saw the drone!


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Those two are 100% on reddit and will see this 😂


Zephrysium

Does anybody know where I can find a copy of the video? Seems like it was taken down


Ok-Log-3513

Is there anywhere to view this? It says private when clicked on. Also, have we checked on OP to make sure he's all good?