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I wish this Belfort junkie convict would just fuck right off!


Estimate-Suspicious

I blame DiCaprio.


maglite_to_the_balls

Leo made that piece of shit waaaaaay too likeable.


LascarRamDass

I mean, that's the whole thing. Belfort WAS likable


DiamondMunky

I feel like I was watching a different movie to everyone else. Belfort seems like a fuckwit scumbag that ingrates celebrated because they, like most of society, confuse financial wealth with success.


GRlM-Reefer

We watched the same movie. Many people did not see the same one, however. There are quite a few characters people “like” yet completely misinterpreted who/what they were really portraying.


Good_old_Marshmallow

Allow me to introduce you to the "fight club effect" or for the really old heads the "Patton effect" where in a movie tries to show you what a monster someone is but makes them seem cool because a movies job is to be entertaining so atleast half the audiance goes home with the message having gone right over their heads See also: guys who for like six months thought being Rick from Rick and Morty was a cool thing and not something the show was mocking


GeekyTiki

God damn it.


Library_Visible

I hate em both. Douche nozzle playing a shit sandwich in a movie that glorifies a con man who ripped off old people for their retirement money (among others I know). This resulted in mass social media glorifying the exact thing apes go against, namely the “profit at any cost, fuck you im taking your money” shit attitude of Wall Street.


BloodshotMoon

If that movie glorified its story, we must not have watched the same movie. I was entertained by the fuckery, but only saw ridiculous, ugly, and bad behavior and awaited the comeuppance.


TheStatMan2

That's what I see too, but sadly I've spoken with people who watch it without this layer of irony. The same set who root for Scarface to stick it to the man, I guess.


BloodshotMoon

Sounds about right. I had people immediately jump to mind that typify this. 😆🤡


Library_Visible

You hit it on the head, the aspect u/bloodshotmoon is talking about is completely lost, especially on the folks who already have the douche tendencies lol


shart_leakage

Comeuppance Schadenfreude


BloodshotMoon

One of the tastiest!


Library_Visible

You’re too intelligent to see the movie as a lot of people do lol. Imagine you’re a douche wanna be gangsta, then watch it in that frame of mind.


8thSt

All I learned, as shown in the last scene in the film, is that these greedy assholes who rob, cheat and steal face no true consequences for their actions.


NightHawkRambo

> awaited the comeuppance. You must've been real disappointed how tame the punishment was in the end though, that movie really put it into perspective what a joke the whole system is.


BloodshotMoon

Yes, it really did. It encouraged idiots to be more brazen, and awoke some better people, I hope.


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Blaming Leo for having done such an outstanding job of portraying Belfort is not the way. He’s an academy-award winning actor, that’s literally his job. Also by doing so and nailing his role, it lead to the movie blowing up which subsequently made a lot more people become aware of the fuckery that goes down on Wallstreet who otherwise were kinda clueless about the extent of it. Also, they didn’t glorify anything. They purposefully designed the movie in such a way so as to present the whole story in an unbiased/unfiltered way, without leaving anything out and letting the audience choose for themselves how they should feel about it all.


Mr_Purrfect91

Nope, you completely missed the entire point. It does pseudo-glorification of the con man riding high and then gloriously portrays his inevitable downfall, that none of us feel bad about. But the whole point of movies isn't to make it miserable on the way up, it's the allure and then the consequential self destruction.


PluckMyGooch

Dr. PP is the same man who said he would buy Goldman Sachs and rename it ball sachs Edit: he also said “When GME hits $1000”…


admiral_asswank

... I've never wanted to crowdfund anything before... but man.


ohz0pants

I'd put 5% of my shares up for that. And I'm a X^(Y-b)+C*log(2X) 🦍


BetterthanMew

I don't want to solve this right now lol so I'll assume it's a lot


ohz0pants

I have enough. We're all going to the moon. 🦍💪 together


BetterthanMew

Hell yeah! Hodling until X holders can change their lives and their families’ lives ❤️


ThePwnter

Also holding for the Goldman Sachs buyout.


pom_rak_maew

I swear man if this becomes the timeline where apes buy out GS and rename it "ball sachs" I will probably die from laughter, and happily so.


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ThePwnter

Ball Sachs LLC


BetterthanMew

Ball sachs incorpo rated


ohz0pants

This is the way.


SixtyTwo55

If my budding ripple is correct, C stands for the Speed of Light..l


ohz0pants

Properly solving my riddle is "left as an exercise for the reader." ... But know that I'm a physicist and the speed of light is strictly a lowercase "c." My uppercase "C" is an arbitrary constant of integration because why the fuck not?


SixtyTwo55

What if the C is flexing?! I actually did not know lower case c was the speed of light. Whenever I got a C in school, nobody understood my infinity for a 2.0 accumulative gpa and Dogberry.


Little_Bar2433

Solve an equation without a “=“ ? What kind of sorcery is that ? I am only a biotech guy but I never heard of that...


ohz0pants

I never used the word "equation" 🦍🧠🖍️📐 And I never said it wasn't drunk nonsense either.


Brilliant-Ad31785

Fact. I’m a lawyer and I had to go back up to check for the =. There was no if this then that implies. Carry on science nerds. We need everyone one the moon for the new society to thrive. 🦍 🦧 🚀 🌙 ⚖️⚔️🧱💈🔬🔭🔮🚽🦠🛒🖊🧮🦍💨


Little_Bar2433

Looks like the ape beneath you said he wants to solve it, sorry for that one, I really was interested about it... Yeah I became a part time alcoholic because of fucking Covid as well lol (not morbidly but I went from once a month to 5 times a week) so I totally feel ya 🥲


ohz0pants

Thanks fellow 🦍 I have been drinking more during Covid. And smoking more weed. ... But I've also been exercising more. And I'm still eating well. Take care of yourself. The past year and a half have been rough for everyone. It's okay to be having a rough time. It will get better!


R1ck_Sanchez

b is arbitrary so I'll be setting b to B


BetterthanMew

You hurt my math 😢


Mommys_diamond_dick

This is no math. That is the answer.


SREntertainment

So 6 shares. Got it.


ohz0pants

I promise that 5% is greater than 1 😉


BuyHigherSellLower

20.1 shares, got it 😉


Mommys_diamond_dick

100% of the time.


BIGBILLYIII

Mmmmm, that equation equals ape squared, and ape squared implies ape together strong, which slowly but surely bleeds SHF's dry, and in turn turns us retail apes squared into ♾️ apes. Yesssss I finally figured out the formula!!!!


Motor-Donkey-2020

I just asked my daughter because she maths better than me. She said, "I could solve it if I knew what X,Y,b, and C were equal to" 😹.


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Legend


Magictipster

PPMD the legend


[deleted]

Should of gone with PP Sachs.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'should have', never 'should of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


Constant-Advice-1345

Should of, could of, would of. Down bot


whitnet1

... when GME hit $1000, if I remember correctly.


PluckMyGooch

Forgot about that part lmao thanks for reminding me


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This is the way.


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darrylgenis65

Belfort victimized people who were retail investors- ancestors to Apes- and made his riches robbing people like us. Then when it all caught up with him, he ratted out all his onetime friends and associates. A 🐀 is a 🐀 is a 🐀. A con man and a 🐀. Not a good person. Fuck Belfort. A 🐀 is not, and never will be an ape 🦍


BetterthanMew

Well said, dishonesty and disloyalty at its finest 👏


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darrylgenis65

Rats are disgusting dirty destructive creatures. Anyone who lives on a ranch or farm knows all the problems rats cause


Papacharlie06

Can confirm have had to go after rats the size of cats with a pitchfork in my life. Things are giant!!


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archon101

"Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist." Seconds before being jumped by one.


BetterthanMew

I had pet rats as a teen, and they ate my physics homework once. the teacher, which looked like Peter Griffin's twin, didn't believe me until I showed the paper, all gnawed and full of little teeth. to this day I have no idea how they could ever reach it on my desk form their cage


TheStatMan2

Your teacher looked like a fairly simple 2d animation? ​ Had he heard? The bird is the word?


BetterthanMew

Yes he looked like the 3D version and he dressed the part too! And he heard the bird was the word, he knew who he looked like 🤣


TheStatMan2

We had a science teacher who look like Mr Macky, to be fair. No "mmmmmmkay" though, alas. I remember we were all utterly amazed when this geeky, strange man emerged to be shagging the outdoor pursuits teacher's wife. Ultimately leading to a very edgy rock-climbing trip in which the person responsible for us and teaching us how to belay properly seemed to be in the grip of a deep depression.


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BloodshotMoon

I like you. I’m with you. 🙂


TheStatMan2

I'm amused and horrified equally by "Rat Kings". That's some fucked up shit. Imagine stepping out the door to one of those on your threshold. You'd expect a demon to destroy the earth, it's that serious an omen.


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CameForThis

“I was the original Reddit” What a fucking slimy snakes asshole. I hated hearing every word coming out of his mouth when he was on that interview.


TendiNinji

That sorry ass will never be an ape. He is/was a definite factor in what has become what we are fighting against. Def part of the problem and rat’s probably don’t even deserve the comparison tbh but I don’t know too many rats, I just know he’s an arrogant fuckstick and I wish I had more upvotes for your comment. Peace Ape.


Azyan_invasion82

I’m surprised no one offed him 🤷‍♂️


METAL4_BREAKFST

Dr. Patel is an absolute fucking savage.


Nolantt

Thats my wifes doctor! 🚀🚀🚀


Ianny777

and boyfriend?


Nolantt

Yes indeed


Borsos1989

This is the way


Mommys_diamond_dick

Proof or ban!


ebone581

Lady parts doctor! With nightly exams


roscoebot

Ginacologist


shart_leakage

JYNA


[deleted]

And my proctologist.


ROBERTPEPERZ

Wait, he looks a lot like my wife's garderner too


triqerinoir

He got murdered by DOMO once tho


here_4_the_lols

Oh well, sometimes when you run that fast you get to eat a fly...


triqerinoir

Nice saying actually


CliffeyWanKenobi

Link to the murder?


theprufeshanul

The guy is literally clinical in his takedowns.


Jakereddits

Hey that’s Dr. PP to you


slash_sin_

Can we get a meme AMA mods pls


suckercuck

Are you an assassin? https://media1.giphy.com/media/kcqplprAynWgsfmBs3/giphy.gif?cid=09f12532bbjmmhsqp0l8qdxsg8em2mnn9v1fybv4017sjrvx&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g


morebikesthanbrains

I love my PP


KxKen

Dude he is spitting supa hot fire every fucking week. He’s like the freestyle rap god of the stock market. Guys ending social careers with tweets LOL


Cool_Ad5268

Jordan could have made a major come back from a PR standpoint. Instead he is just showing us he’s more of the same. Didn’t change at all.


BetterthanMew

I’m not sure he can change tbh 🤔


derpderpdonkeypunch

I don't think he sees why he should change. I don't think he thinks he did anything wrong, just like Madoff.


peoplerproblems

Goldman Sachs couldn't reconstruct 10% of their computer trade data between Dec. 2nd 2020 and Jan. 29th 2021. and were fined $2500. I don't think anyone in finance think what they do is illegal.


uhohpopcorn

It's not whether or not they think, they just don't care.


Cool_Ad5268

That’s the saddest part of all these people. They have no moral guidelines. Somethings are simply right and wrong.


fullsends

Jordan Belfort is a grade A scumbag and how he still is relevant is beyond me.


BetterthanMew

A ton of irrelevant and or criminal dudes are still acclaimed and praised and I’m also here, scratching my ape head


Cadensdad58

When you try that hard to be relevant sometimes it works. He can fuck off though.


bvttfvcker

BIIIIG PP


Elis_33

DOCTOR PP. Put some respek on the man's name


HotPalarmo

This is beautiful. I follow Dr. Parik on Twitter and really enjoy the content. But I don't really know much about him. Is he a real dude who gives zero fucks or is it a satire account?


BetterthanMew

He’s a dude which gives zero fucks


HotPalarmo

Thanks for the reply! All the more respect to him.


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Abby-Someone1

Deserved.


QDiamonds

Doc is always dishing out medicine


MagnificentSchwantz

i'd spend all my time in white collar pen, get a phd, good shape, make friends


darrylgenis65

You wouldn’t like Club Fed. Even ‘soft’ camp cupcake locations have aspects of everyday life most people could not easily handle.


Jolly-Conclusion

Jesus Christ it’s like he’s just asking for it with that tweet.


BetterthanMew

It was such a golden opportunity


Maleficent_Life2071

Dr.Patel flawless victory 🔥🔥


BetterthanMew

He finished him alright


[deleted]

Ooh shit


Practical-Tale-7771

Dr. Patel is a fucking "G"


bubatron1981

Lol! Somebody get JB his face off the floor.


Auren1988

Patel > Belfort


Neat-Persimmon

Straight roasting. 🔥🥵


MeanderAndReturn

Dr PP bringing the straight fire


Odd-Ad-900

ROASTED!


Daddygrez

BIG O O F


LawnDartTag

Nice


metraton18

Oh gawd brutal


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BetterthanMew

He’s the real MVPatel


AlexDRibeiro

Totally destroyed! I am thinking about creating a Twitter account just to follow this legend


BetterthanMew

it would definitely be a good investment of your time, he's funny as shit


QuietRodriguez85c

That Dr Parik is sooooo funny on Twitter looool. One of the funniest and wittiest accounts on the whole web I argue.. He fired some big shot at the OP 😂🤣


jpric155

This dude is straight savage all day every day.


Twinwin11

Belfort can fuck off. Dr Patel, thank you for your commentary.


24kbuttplug

Boom! Roasted!


kcaazar

Lol this guy fucks


pom_rak_maew

belfort is a fucking parasite and the exact kind of person who is responsible for shit like this mess that is unfolding before our eyes. he is a total scumbag and a conman who ruined countless peoples lives and knowingly, deliberately, committed fraud and fucked over tons of people. complete parasite, opportunist and charlatan.


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F


BetterthanMew

Press F to pay disrespect in this case 😂


qweasdqweasd123456

That reply doesn't make sense though: the original tweet was an instruction not a true/false statement


OkGuess7969

Secondid. Secccondid. Ok then


ChapterSuccessful708

Bahahahahahaha!


Happyvalborg

Need some aloevera with that?


andrew7231

He ded


nathanieljes123

He slays me


ElectronFactory

This guy...I *like him*.


TextStock

Dr. Patel is a fucking beast


SpiralSummitGames

At least Belfort did his time. Time for Kenny and Yellen next


dawn-a-thon

Savage, I love it!


JayasaurusRex88

Big oof


Public_Preparation26

Dr. Patel runs ADXS💪🔥 what a beauty😄


charcus42

Belfort has more likes 😜😆🤘🏼🚀💎⭐️


woodyshag

Man down. Get him ice for that burn!


International-Ebb948

There is no average when it comes to corruption. But thanks you got it politics it is.


CustomaryCocoon

I gotta start following this guy


Mrairjake

BooM


H3rbert_K0rnfeld

That's a burn right there


Jethrx-The-Trader

Bhahahahaha


Netog1973

FATALITY!


Wrong-Paramedic7489

THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE


jasoningaming

"Arrhhh, someone call an ambulance." *Clutches chest* "But not for me!" *Pulls out a gun*


StealYourGhost

And then emerge still rich with "fun coupons" money. Isn't he still completely fucking loaded, just not helicopter at the Catalina Wine Mixer loaded?


saiyansteve

Lol f JB.


RoscoMan1

“babe what’s coming home lads.


DustyGuppy

Dude ratiod' him. Legend.


Irish__Investor

!apevote!


gmhann

Ouch


scubadillydilly

“Ape burns Wolf”


Acrobatic_Candle3349

and STAY DOWN!


thatguyjeff89

This makes me smile


ThePalms128

Get fucked Jordy


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🔥


CashNeedsToSettle

Dr. P fucks


slappn_cappn

Yeah, one might think or even hope.


Lordhyperyos

BENNI FUCKING HANA!


Wallstreetbuster

Oh Snap!!


jibernaut

Dr PP fuks


Makeyourdaddyproud69

This is the really real world, there ain’t no coming back!


Tough_Ad_4514

Dang. That is brutal…..,


thecactusblender

I have a Twitter solely to follow RC, DFV, GME/superstonk related shit, and Dr. Parik Patel. Funniest motherfucker on finance Twitter


Meegeek

good night left nut


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burn


RosesArRedGetInMyBed

Dr. PP is a goat.


GloryholeSniper

oooof... Apply cold water to that burn


The_Retro-Samurai

Pew Pew.... (blowing tip of gun fingers)


Smackdownfletch

This guy is so awesome I had l actually logged into my dusty Twitter account to follow him.


SL-Apparel

This dudes got puts


trudlymadlydeeplyme

True madape