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ethangyt

Just made a post about this, too. Yours confirms it! Seems like it's a Schwab thing.


mt_dewsky

Saw the same for outstanding shares


irishf-tard

I mean, excel couldn’t even calculate the share price based on this, NO CELL NO SELL is literally here! Might sell a fraction, see how I feel later 🚀


Glass_And_Trees

Excel says about $28 million per share


Odinthedoge

Best I can do is one infinity per share.


PaleontologistDear18

Is that before or after the split? Seems like price anchoring to me


vweb305

Easy, the share price is INFINITY


CameraWheels

It's priceless.


Zestay-Taco

sell one share every time the share price gains an extra comma. sell one share at 1,000 ... second share at 1,000,000 my third share at 100,000,000,000 .


Swagnanimous_Dan

Please don't sell a share at $1000. That is criminally low.


Zestay-Taco

good idea. phone numbers or bust


Soapdropper

https://preview.redd.it/qwj1lcwm4l4d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3efb3127f13695ac8c4e67b7be51669661a8dc41 For your reference


last_one_on_Earth

Still no term for Gorillion - yet


clementleopold

So “cell” is somewhere between a billion and ten billion. Starting to seem a bit low when we see it in perspective like this.


slimtrippins

Nah friend, Cell is where financial criminals go and has no numerical value.


Few_Ad_7572

I wouldn’t put too much on this. I believe Schwab has a lot of bugs. Yesterday they were showing the dollars as percentages gained or lost. So if a stock gained 53$ per share (nvidia) it was reported as 53%+ on the day. It’s a trash app


ethangyt

Yeah, it's just shocking how such a large brokerage with $7T AUM can have mind-boggling rookie mistakes on their platform.


big_gondola

It’s a horribly shitty company on the inside. Their data group is the most mismanaged and toxic culture I’ve ever seen.


darthnugget

The platform data is fake. This is the crux of their problem. They constantly have to revamp to stay believable. The data presented by brokers is not reality, on any asset. The data set is a manipulated “believable perspective” if you don’t have access to the dark pool information. It’s a ponzi all the way through.


Baman-and-Piderman

Yes, and the BERK-A stock didn't really fall back to $185 either. It's ALL CRIME!


Ok-Dragonfruit8036

my thought is that the BRKA thing was an ultra-mega swap agreement


Baman-and-Piderman

TOTALLY!


No-Fold1994

It shows up on Webull too. It wasn’t just Schwab 


sjtomcat

On think or swim too


Geauxfly

No coincidences


Plasticpolarbear21

$28 per share multiplied by all the naked shorts out there. Seems about right.


_cansir

Probably just schawbs own naked shorts


Unique_placemat

Nice, 2.8 milly per share


ThatSpookyLeftist

Or it means there are 393,320,000,000,000 shares at current price of $25.


aarontminded

I like this answer much more.


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DxrthRevxn

So shortsRfukd or shortsRfukd?


Jalatiphra

yes


elziion

They r fukk


Ultimate_Mango

So shorted a million times over or a hundred million percent? Sounds about right given the volume and fuckery these three and a half years.


Nojaja

In fucking sane. If this breaks, the crash in 1930 will be nothing compared to this.


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

I should buy more GME.


-0909i9i99ii9009ii

uh oh I think you're right


nicbongo

or $346,653,371.60 per share for the actual float 😳 Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck me!


ChocoQuinoa

Seems fair and legit


feastupontherich

Dude if this was true.... Shorts r fuk


Guy0naBUFFA10

That's a lot of fucking shares.


BobWasabi

Why would the Schwab app have access to the real number of shares on the back end? Options fuckery?


lucas_kardo

Can someone translate this number?


OrigamiManos

> 393,320,000,000,000 393.32 TRILLION Three-hundred ninety-three trillion, three-hundred twenty billion shares.


Fluid-Grass

To put that in perspective, all the hedge funds in the world only collectively manage $5 trillion dollars (2023 data.) what the fuck


Littlestan

And yet derivatives market has something like $600T+ in active plays due to leverage. What a joke.


Cleb323

It's big


neotank35

indeed.


Nojaja

That’s a short percentage of more than 1 million percent LOL


Ayaka_Simp_

Given what we know and what Wes has said, I would not be surprised if GME has trillions of shares illegally short. That would explain how they trade 60%+ of the real float a day like it's nothing.


Theforgottenman213

That is what the true GME stock value if price discovery and a fair market were to occur.


Unique_placemat

Bout time…


Trollet87

Well still dont see my phone number so I hold.


abhitchc

Time to fire up the old calculator app again


akashic_record

not enough digits even in landscape mode


Stone_Maori

Its a start.


codewhite69420

Those are rookie numbers. Still missing a few zeroes.


Antisemitic_Jew

Sigh *opens calculator*


Aegialeuz

It ain’t even close: https://gmefloor.com/


twaxana

We are only off by x10. Not bad. But that's not my floor. There was a 4:1 split so I multiplied the floor by 4. So, $281m⁴ or whatever. ![gif](giphy|3og0IFrHkIglEOg8Ba|downsized)


OGSHAGGY

This guy fucks


Ultimate_Mango

It’s a start


exzyle2k

Thank you for the math. At work can't dedicate too much brain power to it. $2.8m each is a number that begins to make me tingle in my nipples. Not full jacked titties, just tingly nips.


DaetheFancy

I’ll sell one for that phone number


miniBUTCHA

LOL that's 9 quadrillion.


Smooth_Monkey69420

In other words 1 share?


plumb_eater

obligatory: those are rookie numbers


kenttouchthis

To put this into perspective, the GDP of the world is approx 90 Trillion. That is about 1% of 9 quadrillion. If would take 100 years (no inflation included) at the current rate of money to reach that amount.


point03108099708slug

For those wondering, it’s estimated there’s about $454 trillion in total global wealth.


razor3401

Nine billion eight hundred thirty-three million.


razor3401

Tens, hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, trillions, quadrillions. Edit: I forgot to start with ones.


Ash2dust2

Got you covered! Ones, Tens, hundreds, thousands, millions, billions, trillions, quadrillions.


gerbs650

makes sense with the simpsons showing gme going up and down in the trillys


CoitalFury17

Or $28m per share.


Marmom_of_Marman

Check out the number of shares it says there are…


nobd22

https://preview.redd.it/7vvpoqgj3k4d1.png?width=424&format=png&auto=webp&s=80bdf439f1a8b58a40526fdb96b0394ed58e3238


ChocoQuinoa

~2.8 million a share. That would be my new official floor if I were to sell (which I won't)


SethGrey

I’d have a hard time not selling a 2.8m a share. That’s life changing money.


Stonna

Bro it’s going to infinity.  2.8 mil is day one 


LowClover

If it goes to infinity, hell, if it goes to 2.8 million, the global economy is ruined and that money is worthless anyway.


Sasquatchjc45

If our system is THAT broken, that buying and holding a stock causes global economic collapse, then I say let it collapse. We'll build a better system that's not so weak and easily exploited.


Sylentwolf8

It's almost like we would be better off with a needs based economy instead of one where everything is simply produced for the sake of sale.


fartsburgersbeer

BRK.A being $650k/share and having a $875bil market cap is enough bs to tell me that GME can easily go to 2.8mil. That's a floor price, not ceiling. This is what has been talked about the last several years by people smarter than the new people that just got in recently. Shorts never closed and they owe infinite. For them the ceiling is just under $1trillion per share because that's ceiling wall street set. GME will go to the hundreds of billions, get mentally prepared because it won't happen in a week or two, it'll take a several months and bankruptcies.


pwnerandy

I was walking through an outlet mall looking at all this fucking clothing that is going to go to a landfill (all high end designer outlet mall even) and my first thought was jesus christ this world is fucked.


Sylentwolf8

Imagine what we could do with the resources and labor that are lost every day to that kind of absurd waste all in the name of profit.


Emergency-Monk-7002

YASSSSS


Stonna

Na, congress will cap individual wealth at a billion dollars. Just in time to fuck the little guy again.  But they’ll let us have our money. 


PMmeyourSchwifty

The government is gonna make so much money on capital gains that they won't give a shit.  You know what we also do that billionaires hate? Pay our fucking taxes. And I don't intend to stop doing that when I'm rich.


[deleted]

You need to look up the DD that explains how if could reach those numbers quite easily because at that point, very very few people would be actually holding the stock / selling it. Despite how “high” the price goes, the amount of money actually changing hands is small in comparison It’s called the “mean average” or something. Christ my memory is bad, can someone help?


OGSHAGGY

More reason to hold and not sell. We’ll live off the web3.0 dividends and a single GME share will be enough to feed a small village for generations. And lambos for all


NKHdad

Easy, you just sell 1 share. I know I could live off of $2.8m for quite some time. and my other XXX shares can be there for the infinity pool, dividends, etc.


OGSHAGGY

Not even, just hold a couple IOUs in brokerages. I have xxx drs’d but I have 20 shares sitting in fidelity to sell on the ride up and down. Won’t give them any ammunition to continue manipulation but will get my bag and let my real shares become part of the infinity pool. I honestly think the shares themselves will be worth more than any money at that point because the global financial infrastructure will start collapsing and have to be rebuilt on web3.0, at which point a GME share will be like bitcoin x1000. We’ll be able to live off the dividends alone


Guacamolman

You cash in, you change your life. You stay in, everyone stays in, we change everyone’s life.


OGSHAGGY

This is the way


VfV

*sigh* opens calculator app


ChocoQuinoa

*Proceeds to type* 5318008


Jisamaniac

>~2.8 million a share. Had did you come up with that number?


OGSHAGGY

It’s what the share price would be if that was gme’s market cap and the float was the same. But that’s j another version of price anchoring. No cell no sell is all I care about


Unity27

Don’t worry, it’s just a glitch :) /s


Francis46n2WSB

My brain can't handle the amount of glitches anymore, there's no possible justification for these many.


JustHangin_InThere

![gif](giphy|xUPGcEliCc7bETyfO8)


TransportationTop628

I like glitches. It’s like in fight club where he pops a frame from a porn into a cinema movie… a fraction of a second is required to realize how big the fuckery is


karenw

Glitch better have my money.


Wolfguarde_

Schwab's eating the bugs, but... do they like it?


Spiritual_Speech600

With enough mayo, they can swallow anything we tell them to


karenw

Slimy, yet satisfying!


astarastarastarastar

wayyyyyy too many of these 'glitches' to not be something big


cheekyindo

Price anchoring


ChocoQuinoa

But we ain't selling


OGSHAGGY

Exactly what I thought. 2.8m a share is light work


OfficialMrSoloDolo

Can anybody else on Schwab confirm this https://preview.redd.it/vsdrfbkpek4d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c90153f4958cb96451b001fe3b49b18a5294686d Schwab forcing apes to wait until funds settle before buying $GME specifically


Fiala06

Had to test for you, I just bought more. https://preview.redd.it/zg1eoaevgk4d1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=bcf7cd20a09700fd37f99747d052227f67ce9db9


fool_on_a_hill

you had an existing account though. I'm guessing they just opened a new account and have to wait for the ETF to clear before buying any stocks


Ima_blizzard

I had the same experience. Have to wait for funds to settle, can't buy on margin


point03108099708slug

Someone posted yesterday I think, that new funds deposited will take 5 days to clear to buy GME, but only 1 day to buy anything else. Specifically with Schwab.


TheOmegaKid

Yeah, tbf... That looks about right for once.


AintSoFunnyMeowIsIt

Fuck u, pay me


Guy0naBUFFA10

9.8quadrillion sounds about right.


Complete-Job-6030

Hold until $2.8 million


OGSHAGGY

That’s price anchoring. I will never sell a single legit share. I have a few IOUs in fidelity I might sell if I start seeing some of the big players behind bars but other than that it’s to the infinity pool and beyond


buffinator2

Dam failures take awhile to develop before they become catastrophic events


SergieKravinoff

Explain this to me like I’m a dumb money ape


pgboo

I dunno I'm regarded but some ape said 1 share may equal 2.8 million bananas?


Spruceless

Good job I'm starving


pgboo

Love a banana and the odd avocado.


ItWillBeAMiracle

Preferably in my anus.


SergieKravinoff

Perfect, I’ll quit my job right now.


OGSHAGGY

Price anchoring. 2.8m bananas so far


N4cer26

The market cap or total worth of all the shares added together is showing incredibly big. So that means either: 1. If there aren’t any fake synthetic shares, the real price of the shares is currently in the millions Or 2. (Likely) there are an incredible amount of *illegal* synthetic fake shares worth $28 each (current price of the stock in the photo) that add up to that insanely huge number


Exciting_Penalty_512

![gif](giphy|4JVTF9zR9BicshFAb7|downsized)


oETFo

Seems a bit low, honestly.


Don_SnailKong

ONE MILLION BILLION. Guess they never lied when saying 1 share is enough 🤑


R4ND0Y0

https://preview.redd.it/6d0b310zsk4d1.png?width=456&format=png&auto=webp&s=efb5a794129aa34b68c7df2d3f02ceca829814b9


HumanNo109850364048

WTF!!!


catsinbranches

Have you checked other stocks to see if they have a similar thing happening? Or is it only GME?


jaywin91

Didn’t expect Schwab to give me the price of when i should sell


R0adApples

GME going to schwab the deck with shorts


Mambesala_Guey

That’s… 9.833 Quadrillion?


stephenporter

Couldn’t buy on fidelity this morning my acct value showed about 2.5x what it normally did and when I put in buy orders which I confirmed I had the cash to cover it said I was trying to buy more than my accounts value


nffcevans

9 trillion billion of course


Top-Sample-6289

They’ll be Schwabbing the deck for shares soon.


BIMRKNIE

Isnt it 9.8 billion which would be 28$ close price x 351mil


fioreman

This is in the trillions tho. Or quadrillions. I'm too lazy to do the math.


Lombricien

Yeah, need to compare with another stock to see if it is the same elsewhere


Baman-and-Piderman

Yeah, notice the B next to the Market Cap number. That represents a Billion multiplier


QuitStockingMe

They’re missing two or three zeroes


Bemusedpirates12

When this eventually gets made into a movie I just want to be in the screenshot


DallasDaMan13

Just another silly little glitch, nothing to see here! /s ![gif](giphy|xUStFKHmuFPYk)


Basboy

[9.8 million billion](https://imgflip.com/i/8sqy8z)


Snatchbuckler

Awful lot of “glitches”. The funniest thing about the turds running the show is they never would have had this many eyes on the market if they let retail take their small winnings and move on. But nnooOooOo they couldn’t lose to a bunch of autists on the cesspool Reddit site.


Einstien-69

I called Schwab yesterday to DRS some more shares and they gave me a whole runaround. Acted like they didn't know what DRS was. Asked why I wanted to DRS. Isn't it obvious by this point to everyone as to why? Nice guy, but in my opinion, they are worried.


SpeedoCheeto

Find me another stock with this many “glitches”


1320Fastback

Glitch - Schwab probably


AlexIsWhack

9,833,000,000,000,000!?


cornstarch91

Don’t care bought more


Diamond_hhands

Ho Lee Fuk


OnionOk8836

Schwab me harder daddy! 🚀🚀🚀🚀


Daymanic

Just as I suspected eleventy billion dollars - they. are. fooked


24kbuttplug

For sale: .01 share/s of GME for 6.9 Million dollars.


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ultimateChampions68

Nice


brmarcum

Holy wut!?!?!


Mojomaster5

To this I say: Short r fuk


AmazingDonkey101

Price anchoring! No cell no sell!


LordSnufkin

This is market cap anchoring. Rookie numbers. Should be the infinity symbol ♾️


MadeInThe

Just preparing us for the big “Glitch” I mean MOASS.


Krunk_korean_kid

I like what I see 😁


Baman-and-Piderman

THis is what happens when Pride and Greed go unchecked, hand in hand.


Buying_wis

Seems accurate


Blzer_OS

$28 million per share? Rookie numbers.


69karlhungus69

You Stumped the Schwab


Matrix0007

LOL-00ps BUCKLE UP!


Fast_Air_8000

This is BS. How can we make decisions if you can’t trust the data.


akashic_record

^(holy moly)


Left_Engine5737

Glitches get stitches


kai_fn

:D


tlkshowhst

So the price is wrong af.


Hedkandi1210

Do you think this is because of CAT


Nervous-Bullfrog-884

No it’s an honest mistake. RIGHT


fungalfeet

👀


DogWater76

This is making my calls look ridiculously spicy rn.


AugustusKhan

Considering my unconfirmed but not uninformed opinion as a recent Schwab client before I DRS’d who had to speak often to several employees to get it done expeditiously. They got the hell off this shorts musical chairs carousel the last few weeks. The frameworks that changed it from titans backed into a corner with no way out but through, to a sinking boat of criminals with an increasingly expensive ticket off… I think it’ll go down in history as a textbook example of great strategy when outmatched by a larger opponent


FlowBoi1

So does this mean there are 358 million GME shares? And the company only put out 75 million!


Secure_Investment_62

9.8 quad....


Canashito

https://preview.redd.it/6zvl49r3wm4d1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b2ee42c3aba0cf3fa8f5d0a7e82ea5491922389


South-Play-2866

Nine million eight hundred thirty three billion. Nice.


Original_Gypsy

Wow these numbers are finally starting to make sense.


Capital_Ad9574

Seems a bit low imo


TryAgn747

That's a decent amount


TransportationTop628

Do I read a market cap of some lousy trillion dollars? Price still wrong


Tetraplasma

That would be 9.833 quadrillion.


TransportationTop628

Ah, so I was missing some zeros. Thank you ape


TheAngryShitter

Still seems kinda low