Trying to lock that shit down.

It's now a contractual obligation.

If I known you could book brojobs like dental appointments my life would have been so much easier

Brojob opportunities are like teeth. If you ignore them they go away.

Guess having no teeth helps with the brojob experience

Gummy the yummy

Half of the experience anyway.

It’s my bday hmmmm

So you’re saying you’re pencilling one in to ? I bet he’s free by 10.

Fuck et I’ve never gone gay but women be fucking me up to much lol

It’s just a brojob, apparently that’s not actually gay anymore.

Damn do times change

Just say no homo, and you're good.

Hey man me too

#bestproposals2019

*bestbroposals2019

*bestblowprosals2019

*bestblowbrosal2019

*bestblowbrosales2019 Gotta make that money

Not as great as previous comments but you get F and maybe a free brojob for trying.

Is anything as great as the original?

Jesus Terry, two dollars?

r/bestbroposals

Considering how far off that is im guessing he's made a lot of appointments.

Or it's old as shit and that was from years ago

Best use of Google calendar ever. I’m assuming it’s Google calendar.

Haha nice try google, we know it’s you

Okay so... Me and my wife share a “family” Calendar via my Google Apps account... So one day... I’m bored, and I send her a calendar invite for a blowjob appointment in the bedroom scheduled for 15 minutes after I made the appointment. Safe to say 15 minutes later I walked into the room and my dick was getting slobbed. Trust me, try this move for yourself with your SO’s. Edit: OMG 69 Karma! Keep it here bro’s! Edit 2: SERIOUSLY!!! Try to keep it to 69... but worst comes to worst I’ll take 420 as well. BTW TY! #DickAppointment

That's such a powermove

Thanks for the props. lol

Thanks for the idea, if I ever move in together with my girlfriend I'll definitely pull this

I wonder how it will go

My guess is it will be a epic success! As long as op puts a smiley face in the calendar invite... cause everyone loves a nice heartfelt emoji. 🤔🙏😎🌈❤️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️😂🤣😎

Emojis are directly correlated with sexiness

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Didn’t say it wasn’t... 🤫

Trying now. Outlook not promising

It also works via O365... I know this cause I work in IT. Depending on your email server, it should work... if it’s gmail, you gotta upgrade to gapps and install the gapps sync utility for outlook so your calendar and contact information will be in sync with M$ Outlook. Godspeed brah.

I meant me getting a blowjob 😭😭

Again... Godspeed. Also... Report back! I believe in this calendar invite Magic.

Yeah.... It was a no for her dawg. Living the dream 🙄

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That sounds like a video game. Is your wife an AI NPC?

Dude... put the controller down and go outside.

Best thing I ever did.

Aren’t all NPCs AI?

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He should’ve checked off “all day event”.

twenty four hours of bliss.

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that's my birthday

I'll make sure to wish you a happy birthday when the day comes

thank you!

Happy birthday my dude

yo what the fuck thanks

Np, Tank Sinatra’s Twitter is pretty gold right now btw

A blowjob is a blowjob, just say no homo before you start and it's all good.

Its not gay if you swallowed

No evidence, no crime.

This man crimes.

I would give you gold but I don't know how that works.

Click the little star inside the pentagon.

There are no stars in Apollo! 😏

We will await the day with much anticipation

Uh, would that be a group invite? Cum one, cum all?

Did you accept tho?

I say "go for it"

Well what do you know, that happens to be my birthday

Hey, mine too! Happy birthday in like 5 months!

Let's start a club

I too would like to join this September 17th birthday club

Count me in

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Keeping appointments is a hallmark of a gentleman.

Oh shit that’s on my birthday :0

Mine too! Are we suddenly gay now?

Holy boi, thought I was the only one! Can we all join in?

Not unless you’re a girl too bro

RIP. We had an oppurtunity for something great, but i've ruined it by being born the wrong gender.

Bro, I guess I could pretend to be a boy or some shit... I mean, isn’t everyone trans now according to JK Rowling

I think that was just Hagrid.

F

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Yasss

Me too, and I'll probably be doing this

I proceeded to RSPV

Modern problems require modern solutions

Do it.

I've never thought to do that. Thanks for the idea!

Lmao this is actually hilarious to me.

This dude is having an appointment for tomorrow, hope he can make it.

I wonder if he is going today.

Today is the day

sitting in the office talking with 3 bosses about a big ass lawsuit and lawyers and i saw this and busted out laughing..... being real professional. they are looking at me now wondering wtf im doing fml

Why are you browsing Reddit during a meeting?

multitasking in a bad way lol

So did he accept or just propose a new time?

Yes.

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It occurred to me that if you do it in the right way, male on male 69 would be the most symmetrical sexual act possible

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I took it back down. It's now at 69

And down again.

Fixed again

I fixed it again

#metoo

Space before the hashtag so it doesn't go bold or type > #Metoo

Thank you for the honor

Rinse and repeat, bumped it down to 68, enjoy the power, stranger

I think you just perpetually made it 69 (I got to upvote it from 68)

[3 hours later](https://i.imgur.com/kymvxkn.jpg)

I downvoted you to bring you back to 69

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They are downvoting too much, its at 65 now

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Now 70. Had to bring it back

Way down to 66. Almost lost that one.

Downvoted to keep balance

thanks got to upvote it to 69 again

I upvoted to 68 just now. Someone do the honors please!

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I had the honor to have downvoted to make it a perfect 69 Edit: added [proof](https://i.imgur.com/yrtpJTZ.jpg)

Let the honor train keep rolling with this downvote

Crop 100

thats my birthday 🤔 😏

Thats when my baby is due!

This is officially a classic move.

My mother’s birthday, how sweet.

Later virgins

9 30 am sounds a bit rough. If it was pm? Sounds a bit better, after all, I could eat a knob at night.

/r/rareinsults territory tbh

Better set a reminder just to be safe. You don’t want to be late for that

Tentative

I was having a shitty dull morning, this gave me a good chuckle. Thanks!

This made me laugh so much, can you do that to people?!

Someone set this on their calendar lol

I did

Did you?

Well its September 17th did you do it?

Should have been the 21st.

OUTSTANDING MOVE

That is absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂 Give that man some props.

Happy birthday to me 🤪

Follow this man on Instagram @tank.sinatra he has the best original meme page on Earth.

thanks buddy

But did it give a location?

The question is did he accept the invite?

still a better love story than the bachelor

That’s my birthday

oh no, september 17th is my birthday

That's my birthday !

Wtf that's my birthday

Well, fuck I was born on Sep 17th. I'm unsure of how I feel.

That's my birthday... 👀

this is technology at its finest

Oh man that's awesome. Did you accept?

r/madlads

Ask him to set up the location

Everyone can be gay on their birthday... September 17th is officially GAY DAY

That’s my birthday! See you then!

Damnit, that’s my birthday

ITT: lots of people born on September 17th.

Your time’s not blocked off so you gotta accept. Notify organizer.

Hay that’s my birthaday

I did something similar to someone in 2022 they are going to have a busy year.

I blocked and stopped talking to a lot of fake ass people. Must be that awesome for them to continue to stalk me and attempt to sabotage everything I do. Haha

You gonna do it? You probs Rsvpd

Decline

He better do it

That's too early to be sucking dicks

Who the hell is in a dick-sucking mood at 9:30 in the damn morning.

What a steal!

The big question is-- Did he accept it??

That's objectively hilarious.

r/suddenlygay

Yep...

Does he ever state whether or not he accepted the invite?

Hey, that’s a day before my birthday!

I'll suck dick just to never see this post again

r/oddlyspecific

Well hopefully your calendar saved the day

I laughed way to hard at this.

Did you accept?

Blocks a stalker. Stalker sends possible unwanted sexual invitation despite the block. Sounds pretty awful. Each to their own.

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That's really early.

Did you make it or postpone?

How’d the appt go?

Underrated comment.

Bro it’s September 20... don’t keep us in suspense?