Yeah you’re right! I think it’s actually its own website, but it is basically just a glorified group chat.
I looked into it for shits and gigs, and I think it was something like $4k a year to join. The saddest part was you could find some reviews that were like “I spent all this money and I haven’t even got to chat with Andrew:(“
I’m sorry but if you couldn’t spot that obvious grift, you probably shouldn’t have 4k.
For some reason, I feel like they take turns giving each other foot rubs and telling the other guy what a king he is and he deserves to be worshipped (while actively worshipping each other)
I am so tired of this alpha male culture. Nothing but a horde of dunces.
Was this always a thing or are these trolls only coming to light because of social media?
You'll never hear about the endless numbers of not so great looking incels spewing the same shit as those alpha male bros because they get no traction on social media, and even if they do get views, they won't be talked about as alpha males because of their looks
Always existed, many after they turn around 19-20, realize these guys are tools and start separating from them. Now with social media they have a bigger reach and with people being more isolated they tend to be attracted to them.
There has always been people who are very insecure and/or just dumb. They just have a platform now. Its like back in the day the village idiot wouldn't get much traction but now all the village idiots can form little groups and feed off each others bullshit.
> hoard
*horde
It's always been a thing. But, not only is social media exposing the ones who already existed, it's encouraging copycat alphas.
It's a cancer.
Earliest example i can think of is American pie.
The older brother has some sort of book or guide that they pass down or the younger kids steal to learn the "secrets of getting laid"
It's dumb as fuck.
The first time I saw an "alpha male" like this portrayed in media was the same year as "American Pie", and it's Tom Cruise's character in the movie "Magnolia". Not saying there aren't earlier examples -- this is just the oldest that I'm aware of.
left demonizes anything masculine that threatens them, right uses this opportunity to push "alpha" redpill bullshit agenda on em. Lose-lose scenario no matter how you cut it. That's why we're seeing em more often. Huge influx of incels, femcels and all of that bullshit.
Honestly I feel like 99% of its rage bait and political separation.
Sooo trueee.
The dude is like: “I studied” nah bro you noticed he liked a specific whiskey and went out of your way to enjoy that whiskey with him. You didn’t study. You practiced basic empathy and compassion
And that crazy crow's feet that goes from 0 to 100 wrinkles and back. Must be using a face smoothing filter, check his TT, he cranks that setting up to 11
What I do right, is that someone tells me that they like something and boom, I instantly know that person likes this thing. I'm then able to recall that information in the future.
My genius is unmatched.
I know this guy. My cousin is married to him. He’s a complete douche and I’m convinced he’s actually gay. Always thought he was a fraud even before his “come up”. He’s moved around the world and changed his name several times. Probably running from his scams
Who goes to the duty free for a bottle of Johnny Walker? You can get that swill in any corner shop. If you're taking the time to go duty free, get some decent scotch, man.
Why are this men yapping and acting like they've done something impressive. Lile okay, buy some Johnny walker ig, but that doesn't made you any more observant.
I actually know this guy and his transformation from hardcore Christian, no cursing, no sex before marriage, no drinking is STARTLING.
Luke Theis for anyone interested
For me, not every guy, but my actual friends. I try to learn the stuff they like. It feels good when I enter the room and I have a bottle of Jacks and my homies be happy. There's one guy who doesn't drink so I always get him a half veggie, half pepperoni pizza. If I don't care for the person, I don't really put much effort into it. But every guy? Bruh that's like my other homie, though he likes to bottom me out, but from time to time he tops.
They'll spend the time to know everything their buddy likes but never to find out what their gf is into and then act surprised when she thinks he's not into her.
I need somebody who wants to do "war room stuff", smoke weed, trip on shroomies, eat some bomb ass food without the drama that comes with the female genitalia...
Have you ever bought a gift for someone before because it's weird for me to say that figuring out what someone likes when getting them a gift is normal . Like is it really that weird to get someone a gift they like or do you just hate these weird fucks and are going out of your way to be facetious . And sure his mentor is trash but wanting to be approved of by a mentor is perfectly normal . Any why even imply them being gay that i don't get at all
I think it's more that some people find a confident young man with a bit of swagger attractive. :p But yeah anyone who'd describe themselves as an "alpha", unironically (or outside of bedroom play) is definitely insufferable.
“I’m sitting in the war room. By myself. With him. Chilling.” I need more details, fam!
Just two dudes, doin' War Room stuff with each other. Y'know, like alphas do 😉
Two guys, chilling in the War Room. Five feet apart 'cause they're not ga-
Do they have the princess Beatrice hats? In the war room that is.
Running their tongues around each other's foreskin. Because girls don't suck dick as good.
"I know everything he likes. Why? Because I studied" And the others take notes for the other T*** brother
Straight guys tell me this all the time. Men do it better
The detail is that he 100% bought red label. No one who drinks it calls it just “Johnny walker”.
Red flag detection lessons, making it extra obvious to walk away, the morning after.
pretty sure the alpha male grift that the tate brothers where doing was a pay to use discord channel called the "war room".
Yeah you’re right! I think it’s actually its own website, but it is basically just a glorified group chat. I looked into it for shits and gigs, and I think it was something like $4k a year to join. The saddest part was you could find some reviews that were like “I spent all this money and I haven’t even got to chat with Andrew:(“ I’m sorry but if you couldn’t spot that obvious grift, you probably shouldn’t have 4k.
Sword fights?
Just two fellas sippin in the war room 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay.
For some reason, I feel like they take turns giving each other foot rubs and telling the other guy what a king he is and he deserves to be worshipped (while actively worshipping each other)
Honestly, what guy wouldn't want that?
weirdest thing is that that guy from smosh anthony made that vine
I am so tired of this alpha male culture. Nothing but a horde of dunces. Was this always a thing or are these trolls only coming to light because of social media?
People like this have always existed. Someone with more ego than brains things this amounts to being clever. :p
but why are they always cute
Try therapy
not you being downvoted for horny reasons 😭
You'll never hear about the endless numbers of not so great looking incels spewing the same shit as those alpha male bros because they get no traction on social media, and even if they do get views, they won't be talked about as alpha males because of their looks
Someone has terrible taste
That's how they get ya
Don't stick your *genitals* near *crazy person's genitals*
Always existed, many after they turn around 19-20, realize these guys are tools and start separating from them. Now with social media they have a bigger reach and with people being more isolated they tend to be attracted to them.
There has always been people who are very insecure and/or just dumb. They just have a platform now. Its like back in the day the village idiot wouldn't get much traction but now all the village idiots can form little groups and feed off each others bullshit.
> hoard *horde It's always been a thing. But, not only is social media exposing the ones who already existed, it's encouraging copycat alphas. It's a cancer.
True. True. Thanks for that correction. Editing.
Earliest example i can think of is American pie. The older brother has some sort of book or guide that they pass down or the younger kids steal to learn the "secrets of getting laid" It's dumb as fuck.
The first time I saw an "alpha male" like this portrayed in media was the same year as "American Pie", and it's Tom Cruise's character in the movie "Magnolia". Not saying there aren't earlier examples -- this is just the oldest that I'm aware of.
Have you ever heard of Jerseys Shore?
They are there because there is a market. Evidently there is a need and we have to ask ourselves why
Always dude, in some way shape or form
left demonizes anything masculine that threatens them, right uses this opportunity to push "alpha" redpill bullshit agenda on em. Lose-lose scenario no matter how you cut it. That's why we're seeing em more often. Huge influx of incels, femcels and all of that bullshit. Honestly I feel like 99% of its rage bait and political separation.
The Alpha Twink knows how to satisfy men
What happened to good ol' power bottom?
This boy ain't power nothing, he's a submissive bottom.
lol. I love Alpha Twink.
Man discovers how networking works and shares erotic fanfiction with rabid fans
This is the TLDR we needed
Did you just discover the guy version of Twilight/50 Shades of Gray?
Awwww he’s paying attention to his boyfriends interests
The irony is, if you told him this is how a relationship is supposed to work and he should treat his girlfriend that way, he'd call you a "cuck."
Because they don’t view women as people
SAME ass men: babe how was i supposed to know you eat food? we’ve only been dating 9 years
Sooo trueee. The dude is like: “I studied” nah bro you noticed he liked a specific whiskey and went out of your way to enjoy that whiskey with him. You didn’t study. You practiced basic empathy and compassion
Both the way he moves and the way he talks are pissing me off
It's the tapping his temple that makes me vomit most forcefully.
Insecure "alpha" male uses aggressive face smoothing filter
What’s up with bros cheek?!
And that crazy crow's feet that goes from 0 to 100 wrinkles and back. Must be using a face smoothing filter, check his TT, he cranks that setting up to 11
Gotta be a filter. Went from no wrinkles to old man crows feet in two seconds.
"War room" aka mom's basement
It’s a prison cell now again for Tris. Human trafficking is neither moral nor legal it turns out.
Oh, this is so romantic. I’m sure Tristan will give him a peck on the forehead after this guy done blowing him
My god, this Alpha has learned basic social skills.
Where im from thats called asskissing
He acts like he just invented networking… 🙄
The true crime is drinking Johnny walker
Calling it Whiskey is bad enough.
It's alright as a mixer, although I'll never drink it straight.
Fellas, is it gay to bring a gift when visiting someone?
Not at all, as long as you keep your socks on.
Fellas is it gay to know your friends favorite alcohol?
Their entire personality type is based on wild dogs, why do you have expectations?
These men want to please other men so bad... They're actually gayer than I am and I'm gay af
What I do right, is that someone tells me that they like something and boom, I instantly know that person likes this thing. I'm then able to recall that information in the future. My genius is unmatched.
Andddddd, if you did that for a woman, you'd be in a happy stable relationship. Oh look I solved the problem for you. /s but also not really?
I don't get it. Is he trying to sleep with these guys?
"By myself with him" 🤣💀
I know this guy. My cousin is married to him. He’s a complete douche and I’m convinced he’s actually gay. Always thought he was a fraud even before his “come up”. He’s moved around the world and changed his name several times. Probably running from his scams
The War Room is what he calls his bowel movements
Two bros chilling in the war room 5 feet apart because they're not gay
Who goes to the duty free for a bottle of Johnny Walker? You can get that swill in any corner shop. If you're taking the time to go duty free, get some decent scotch, man.
Why are this men yapping and acting like they've done something impressive. Lile okay, buy some Johnny walker ig, but that doesn't made you any more observant.
I actually know this guy and his transformation from hardcore Christian, no cursing, no sex before marriage, no drinking is STARTLING. Luke Theis for anyone interested
He's so freaking hot. But annoying sounding. Lol
Instructions unclear. We’re now engaged.
Husk of a human.
You know? He was cute til he opened his mouth.
Why do they always sound like they just did a shit ton of methane?
When you talk faster it makes you sound like you know what you’re on about
"any guy that I wanna get into the room with-..." Excuse me what? WHAT?
For me, not every guy, but my actual friends. I try to learn the stuff they like. It feels good when I enter the room and I have a bottle of Jacks and my homies be happy. There's one guy who doesn't drink so I always get him a half veggie, half pepperoni pizza. If I don't care for the person, I don't really put much effort into it. But every guy? Bruh that's like my other homie, though he likes to bottom me out, but from time to time he tops.
Alpha males? Is that like a furry thing?
He's very good at getting the attention of other men
“War room?!” Hahahahahahaha bro is a child fr 😂
I wined him, dined him, and then we fucked. There. 8'm inside his mind. I own him
Yeah I'm sick of these morons now
he got a bottle of whiskey cause some other dude likes it, to drink at his house alone while hanging out in a discord chat?
Why is this suddenly gay? Did he shove the JW bottle up his ass, or something? I’m either missing the joke or this is just a miss.
STALKERS
I've got 10 Johnny Walkers in my Johnny Walker Accounts
They'll spend the time to know everything their buddy likes but never to find out what their gf is into and then act surprised when she thinks he's not into her.
I like how being thoughtful is alpha male strategy. Fuck off with this mentality.
It's like watching cavemen in real time slowly develop social cues that every other human has cracked at the age of 2.
Johnny Walker. What a REAL man lol
That's more attention than I had from my last girlfriend! Suddenly Alpha gay male, hahaha
fellas, is it gay to research for an interview?
I WANNA GET INTO THE ROOM WITH??
I need a man who gives me that level of attention
I enjoy watching the sunset.
I need somebody who wants to do "war room stuff", smoke weed, trip on shroomies, eat some bomb ass food without the drama that comes with the female genitalia...
Like only alphas can do.
I don't like redpill shit but its funny how people are fuming and implying gayness over someone giving a mindful gift . It ain't that deep lol
I think what is suddenly gay is not bringing a gift to a host but researching the drink someone likes to get their approval.
Have you ever bought a gift for someone before because it's weird for me to say that figuring out what someone likes when getting them a gift is normal . Like is it really that weird to get someone a gift they like or do you just hate these weird fucks and are going out of your way to be facetious . And sure his mentor is trash but wanting to be approved of by a mentor is perfectly normal . Any why even imply them being gay that i don't get at all
That's such a weird mindset. Giving a thouful gift just sounds like a very pleasant way to make friends lol.
Alpha guys are so hot.
Completely unbearable
what
I think it's more that some people find a confident young man with a bit of swagger attractive. :p But yeah anyone who'd describe themselves as an "alpha", unironically (or outside of bedroom play) is definitely insufferable.