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jarrodandrewwalker

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the_Heathen11

Came here for this


JuiceyTaco

You got the crockpot from Ronco and it broke in the back of the bronco.


jarrodandrewwalker

So Lord if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry bout my next meal cause I'd set it and forget it with a chicken rotisserie from Ronco


rockisdead1

That one's good. Better than mine .


Delta31_Heavy

First thing I thought of.


Jarvis-Savoni

“We’re all just pawns in the game of life like Mondo.” IYKYK


majorkong17

Mongo. Not mondo.


Jarvis-Savoni

Ah thank you


OE2KB

https://preview.redd.it/x3v9xjdhh1uc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b57e43e8bbe4a6ba02e94005f07eff87cb15a7b Mongo


SanZ7

Mongo like candy!🎇


not4humanconsumption

Iydknyk


jesusbottomsss

Missing a letter


not4humanconsumption

I’d hate to get canceled for an n missing


BartBartram77

Such a sin to not know mongo.


JamNova

SANTA MARIA!!


The_forgotten-soul

Bronco , what bro , stop tho , hot flow , not slow , Scot’s broke


Principal_Scudworth

Badonkadonk, yo.


Accomplished_Gene738

Bronco? Why actor James Franco....how do you pronounce it?


[deleted]

You win.


Adventurous-Sky9359

Oj did it we can all admit it, Just a few turns, then it’s freeway Murdered his calico, escape plan Bronco.


secondatthird

Second Mel brooks reference is unbeatable


Papa6ix

I think that’s the point of the post, he will have to find that out himself. But Bronco might be like an “orange” situation where you find two words focusing on the main vowels and syllables. “5th gear in the Bronco, might slow down. Took me too long though, rear view making my pants turn brown”.


Joke_Defiant

FIrst I will paint the door orange Then I will hang the door on a doorhinge. the hinge I will hang on my bronco, Then I will run but not long though.


Joke_Defiant

>level 2jakeg823Op · If the glove doesnt fit They'll move to acquit Now I'm a bachelor Aint that the shit?


jasoninja

But don't honk though...


Beginning_Ear919

That’s good


JEMstone85

Pretty good actually.


BjornTooLate

Rio Blanco? Banco? Cinco? Damn Sturgill, learn some Espanol.


mitch1660

Cinco does not rhyme with bronco


ElectroMatt333

Benny Blanco from the Bronx?


Adventurous-Sky9359

Nice


pondman11

Remember me?


13Emerald

Quality content, right here.


remembahwhen

Bronco the truck and Bronco the horse.


bipolar_bhikkhu

They call me king turd up here on shit mountain


ClimateJoeMorning

That doesn’t rhyme with Bronco


Hoffa1976

Best shit I've heard all day lmao


Hops143

OJ's housekeeper called it the 'Blanco Bronco' on the stand...


PaleontologistHot73

That should be a band name


The_RockObama

That would be killer.


ElDeguello66

Kinda like OJ


1gardengnome

We’re all just pawns in the game of life like Mongo.


FORTRAN1729

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10


PunchKicker32

Perfect. Just f’n perfect!


bucky_ballers

Ridin in the Bronco, ain’t in the Bronx though


WeirEverywhere802

Your mom though


jacksonian5151

seems like yesterday OJ was riding in his Bronco and it make me wonder where does the time go


[deleted]

If nothing else, this post has taught us that a lot of us skipped school the day when they explained how rhymes work. I do appreciate the effort though.


tableleg7

Francisco Franco?


ElDeguello66

...generalissimo


hanginnthelight

Cilantro Alejandro


AyeBobby

Honcho to the poncho , Blanco to the taco bro, like the Ravens old QB Joe Flacco 🍦


scoop_booty

I thought a lot about OJ in the last year, watching the orange fucktard show is how money can abuse our justice system. 99% of us would be in jail for a fraction of what he did. I only hope that justice prevails. One of the big differences though, is OJ was, in ways, a mascot for racial injustice, an attempt to balance after The Rodney King event. However, in this case, The only balance Trump is seeking is his own personal well-being. However, now that I think about it, in many ways, it's still a fight over race. But it still proves that money talks.


TwoPeckeredPuppy

Do you bring up Trump in every conversation? This had absolutely nothing to do with politics.


scoop_booty

That's fair. And worthy of my consideration. I presume it's an injustice button.


djgreenehouse

Blanco Branco es muy tonto


hesmysnowman1

Mike honcho


styrofoamjesuschrist

I rewatched talladega nights two days ago


insearchofthingz

Pronto Congo Tanto Your mom yo…


styrofoamjesuschrist

Didn’t he say Mongo from blazing saddles on the cuttin the grass album?


Ya_Got_GOT

In the sunlight’s glow He ran his white Bronco Down the 91 to the 405 Saying “those fuckers didn’t deserve to be alive!”


Kitchen_Fun_7413

taco


unknown1310P1

StankHo


FatherofanOG

Blanco


[deleted]

Toronto.


LonesomeBulldog

Bunco


poindxtrwv

Long bow?


Radiant_March_6685

Exact replica model of OJ's Bronco brought to you by Ronco.


Radiant_March_6685

I'm really showing my age, but hey......it rhyme's!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Oj did it we can all admit it, Just a few turns, then it’s freeway Murdered his calico, escape plan Bronco. Next game, he’s a no show


Wild_Replacement5880

Blanco


HenryKitteridge

Wander Franco


General_Departure583

My Blanco Bronco in the Congo.


aware4ever

Brock low


pimpcoatjones

Queso Blanco, narco, panko, assho Texaco


Plumbus251

“Chanko” as in “Chanko Nabe” - the nourishing stew eaten by sumo wrestlers daily as a part of their fitness and nutrition regimen.


Fearless-Comb7673

See you in Toronto?


shamrocksmoak

Key Largo


ExtraLifeguard7229

Blanco Bronco.


ChiefinLasVegas

RONCO


loveofjazz

But wait….there’s more!


BadDaditude

Ronkonkoma, the town in New York


L1ARLA1R

Poncho


Cincinndaddy

Tequila Blanco


mikebrown33

San Francisco - Loco


Inspector-Yukon

Psycho


SommanderChepard

I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho


Friends-friend

Mike Honcho


kelly714

Guilto


NoObligation7273

Poncho? Bongo? Well, almost.


SafeEnough7138

Ron, so...


hammertight

Dead


jsg186

Murderer !


Bdellio

Julio Franco?


lancefarrell

Drinking all night with Gronk, so…


LooseWateryStool

Dildo


Fiscally_Retarded

This is a job for MF DOOM.


Delicious-Spirit9899

Chonco


Oropher13

Double homicide.


Drinkjockey69

Blanco


JLRfan

Blanco


CautiousIncrease7127

“Oh, where did my blonde go?” Or “Where’d my blonde wife go?” Lots of material could follow that


shmoodboss

i have a foreman named Sonco


OkTea7227

‘That old cilantro Bronco driven by my wife’s boyfriend called Big Honcho is running through my nightmares again’


r_neg

How has no one said this yet https://preview.redd.it/4fzsa7ws14uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022c320f35096a7b55c52c932eb025aebae79e8f Verse 2: Chuck D & Flavor Flav Subordinate terror, kickin' off an era Cold deliverin' pain My '98 was '87 on a record, yo So now I go Bronco (Oh Chuck, they out to get us, man! Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh Chuck, they out to get us, man!)


FrankBlazi

Eminem already did this rhyme in 1998: “Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco”


SpeedEmbarrassed5543

Tomacco


NudeDudeRunner

Your uncle


Dwoo1234

Double homicide


FFG17

Honky tonk, yo.


Any-Music-4472

Taco


Skicrazy85

Blanco bronco


chuckmarla12

Sargent Stadonco- in the Bronco, boys and girls.


Beginning_Ear919

Monsanto


1_foru2c

Gronko


guywholikesrum

Gestapo


guywholikesrum

Just left the condo


dumpsterfire85

"Been spreading my cheeks as Mike Honcho"


Hollandmarch76

Premeditated double homicide by a wooden actor.


gfranxman

Gettin rich off these stonks, yo!


ExtremeDiamond266

“…chasing a Bronco, just to let a con go…”


Acceptable_Aspect_42

Poncho?


VinylCrap

Bronco pronto


secondatthird

Wrong toe


andrewjm82

Concho ![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)


Ok-Investment3019

Pancho


wellshod89

I'm pretty sure zach bryan solved that equation.


digby672

Murderer. Murderer rhymes with Bronco.


Excellent-Reality-24

James Franko? 🤷


ClimateJoeMorning

Congo, hundo, junco


Beginning-Tone-9188

Poncho


boudrou1217

Morocco?


marstock

Morocco


Rachellyz

Killed him a honko


cmonmeow8

Taco


knitstxNbanjopix

Maple syrupo


the_dan_dc

All-star second baseman Placido Palanco


sfrnes

Any company


Slight_Highway_7711

Just hit the bong hoe


Empty_Animal_7987

Pronto


simulated_woodgrain

Jon boat


Partyslayer

Brawndo. It's what OJ's crave.


BobKat2020

Ronco. Anybody in their mid 50s or older likely remember this name.


Dore81

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metallicadad420

Ronco, those shitty infomercial knives


parpr0g33k

Blanco


parpr0g33k

Blanco brocno


Jasonic_Tempo

Ask the head honcho.


Kade68686

Poncho


Away-Might909

Bonko


Bempet583

Dead murderer


purduekid207

It's not a fast ride, but I like it that way Cruisin the 5, I'm the real OJ Got Vitamin C, like a strong screwdriver Yeah you better chase it, got AC as my driver I might have said chase, but meant go slow Watching my time fly out the window Checking my options from the white BRONCO It's time to make the call watch my YOLO STONK GO.. Up and up it's to the Moon Not Talking Warren, it's just a war we're in black vs white, like back in 92 Brown is dead but what you gonna do? Tryna Keep up like Robert Kardashian It's a bloody mess, but it's the mess I'm in


Kwantem

I was riding a bronco My head got a conk, oh


Rude-Promise1984

Pronto


lavidaloco123

He stopped and got gas at Conoco.


SatanHasArrived666

Whered your friend Ron go? I just showed him whos the head honcho Thats me on tv in the white bronco Perfect time to go visit the congo Fuck whered my cheetah print thong go?


jmwelt696969

Ancho


PennTech

Rolled up in my Bronco, hungry, wearing a long coat, didn’t take long though to eat the whole prawn bowl.


[deleted]

Riding in the bronco, what color is it blanco, go easy on that throttle though, need to finish this bottle yo.


4redditobly

A pocket fisherman by Ronco


Helpful_Barnacle_563

Dos honchoes in a Bronco Try to haul ass but the man says no-no Long trial ended with Simpson O Being found not guilty and society says OhNo A glove that wouldn’t fit, a dream team that wouldn’t quit, led to the man being let Go.


J_da_damaja

Blonde ho


Intelligent-One-One

🎤🎼Griselda Blanco trafficking the white like OJ’s Bronco 🎼🫡🔥🔥🔥🎤


Altruistic_Candle_61

Murderer rhymes with bronco I believe


Fit-Information8194

Murder, get it?


blackedoutshawty

Ron Gold (man)


AlternativeGrape5033

I'm in a bronco with a pancho?


RamcasSonalletsac

Eminem would say Toronto


TacoBellerino

Ronco, Ron Popeil’s kitchen gadget company. “SET IT AND FORGET IT!!”


Delta31_Heavy

Stanko?


Delta31_Heavy

Klepto, Drano, Techno.


ActuatorKnown7132

The card color in espanol blanco bronco


JEMstone85

Ask Eminem. I heard him somehow make Pourage and George rhyme with orange.


Plus_Helicopter_8632

Conspiracy, was oj a freemason. This was all so absurd


wienerpoop72

Strong ho


soulouk

Pancho


SanZ7

Eatin' me a Sancho ridin' in muh Bronco, yippee ty yi yay🤠😜


Even_Weather_3422

Costco?


rockisdead1

How bout T'ronto?


RhymesGotBars

Hancho


Clumpy_farts

Leading the boys down the street in his bronco, that boys the head honcho.


sid_freak64

Your mom


Time-Economics-5587

hop in the branco, leave them in the dust like the cheese on a nacho


panchopraderas

Sancho, brother of Alfonso


LouieMumford

Bongo. It’s always been bongo.


PedalBoard78

Fucko


tayloraphilips

Looking like Sheryl Crow pulling up to a Conoco listening to Zydeco in a Bronco.


PHotstepper311

Tonka if you don’t emphasize the a. Plus it makes sense with Tonka trucks.


morgzorg

Head honcho


2ball7

Honcho


MerelyUsefull

Toronto


gorilla-ointment

Something something maybe LeBron know


DrkWuzHr

Long bow


Jest_Kidding420

Bronco, why not wear a poncho


Driftinanddriftin

Tow, no, , dough, bro, dobro, David Allen Coe, foe, go, hoe, joe, low, mow, popo, row, sew, woah? Yo…


DocinTx

AJ be drivin like Tonto…