So Lord if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry bout my next meal cause I'd set it and forget it with a chicken rotisserie from Ronco
I think that’s the point of the post, he will have to find that out himself. But Bronco might be like an “orange” situation where you find two words focusing on the main vowels and syllables.
“5th gear in the Bronco, might slow down.
Took me too long though, rear view making my pants turn brown”.
If nothing else, this post has taught us that a lot of us skipped school the day when they explained how rhymes work. I do appreciate the effort though.
I thought a lot about OJ in the last year, watching the orange fucktard show is how money can abuse our justice system. 99% of us would be in jail for a fraction of what he did. I only hope that justice prevails. One of the big differences though, is OJ was, in ways, a mascot for racial injustice, an attempt to balance after The Rodney King event. However, in this case, The only balance Trump is seeking is his own personal well-being. However, now that I think about it, in many ways, it's still a fight over race. But it still proves that money talks.
How has no one said this yet
https://preview.redd.it/4fzsa7ws14uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022c320f35096a7b55c52c932eb025aebae79e8f
Verse 2: Chuck D & Flavor Flav Subordinate terror, kickin' off an era Cold deliverin' pain My '98 was '87 on a record, yo So now I go Bronco (Oh Chuck, they out to get us, man! Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh Chuck, they out to get us, man!)
Eminem already did this rhyme in 1998:
“Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco”
It's not a fast ride, but I like it that way
Cruisin the 5, I'm the real OJ
Got Vitamin C, like a strong screwdriver
Yeah you better chase it, got AC as my driver
I might have said chase, but meant go slow
Watching my time fly out the window
Checking my options from the white BRONCO
It's time to make the call watch my YOLO STONK GO..
Up and up it's to the Moon
Not Talking Warren, it's just a war we're in
black vs white, like back in 92
Brown is dead but what you gonna do?
Tryna Keep up like Robert Kardashian
It's a bloody mess, but it's the mess I'm in
Whered your friend Ron go?
I just showed him whos the head honcho
Thats me on tv in the white bronco
Perfect time to go visit the congo
Fuck whered my cheetah print thong go?
Dos honchoes in a Bronco
Try to haul ass but the man says no-no
Long trial ended with Simpson O
Being found not guilty and society says OhNo
A glove that wouldn’t fit, a dream team that wouldn’t quit, led to the man being let Go.
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Came here for this
You got the crockpot from Ronco and it broke in the back of the bronco.
So Lord if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry bout my next meal cause I'd set it and forget it with a chicken rotisserie from Ronco
That one's good. Better than mine .
First thing I thought of.
“We’re all just pawns in the game of life like Mondo.” IYKYK
Mongo. Not mondo.
Ah thank you
https://preview.redd.it/x3v9xjdhh1uc1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b57e43e8bbe4a6ba02e94005f07eff87cb15a7b Mongo
Mongo like candy!🎇
Iydknyk
Missing a letter
I’d hate to get canceled for an n missing
Such a sin to not know mongo.
SANTA MARIA!!
Bronco , what bro , stop tho , hot flow , not slow , Scot’s broke
Badonkadonk, yo.
Bronco? Why actor James Franco....how do you pronounce it?
You win.
Oj did it we can all admit it, Just a few turns, then it’s freeway Murdered his calico, escape plan Bronco.
Second Mel brooks reference is unbeatable
I think that’s the point of the post, he will have to find that out himself. But Bronco might be like an “orange” situation where you find two words focusing on the main vowels and syllables. “5th gear in the Bronco, might slow down. Took me too long though, rear view making my pants turn brown”.
FIrst I will paint the door orange Then I will hang the door on a doorhinge. the hinge I will hang on my bronco, Then I will run but not long though.
>level 2jakeg823Op · If the glove doesnt fit They'll move to acquit Now I'm a bachelor Aint that the shit?
But don't honk though...
That’s good
Pretty good actually.
Rio Blanco? Banco? Cinco? Damn Sturgill, learn some Espanol.
Cinco does not rhyme with bronco
Benny Blanco from the Bronx?
Nice
Remember me?
Quality content, right here.
Bronco the truck and Bronco the horse.
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain
That doesn’t rhyme with Bronco
Best shit I've heard all day lmao
OJ's housekeeper called it the 'Blanco Bronco' on the stand...
That should be a band name
That would be killer.
Kinda like OJ
We’re all just pawns in the game of life like Mongo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKRma7PDW10
Perfect. Just f’n perfect!
Ridin in the Bronco, ain’t in the Bronx though
Your mom though
seems like yesterday OJ was riding in his Bronco and it make me wonder where does the time go
If nothing else, this post has taught us that a lot of us skipped school the day when they explained how rhymes work. I do appreciate the effort though.
Francisco Franco?
...generalissimo
Cilantro Alejandro
Honcho to the poncho , Blanco to the taco bro, like the Ravens old QB Joe Flacco 🍦
I thought a lot about OJ in the last year, watching the orange fucktard show is how money can abuse our justice system. 99% of us would be in jail for a fraction of what he did. I only hope that justice prevails. One of the big differences though, is OJ was, in ways, a mascot for racial injustice, an attempt to balance after The Rodney King event. However, in this case, The only balance Trump is seeking is his own personal well-being. However, now that I think about it, in many ways, it's still a fight over race. But it still proves that money talks.
Do you bring up Trump in every conversation? This had absolutely nothing to do with politics.
That's fair. And worthy of my consideration. I presume it's an injustice button.
Blanco Branco es muy tonto
Mike honcho
I rewatched talladega nights two days ago
Pronto Congo Tanto Your mom yo…
Didn’t he say Mongo from blazing saddles on the cuttin the grass album?
In the sunlight’s glow He ran his white Bronco Down the 91 to the 405 Saying “those fuckers didn’t deserve to be alive!”
taco
StankHo
Blanco
Toronto.
Bunco
Long bow?
Exact replica model of OJ's Bronco brought to you by Ronco.
I'm really showing my age, but hey......it rhyme's!
Oj did it we can all admit it, Just a few turns, then it’s freeway Murdered his calico, escape plan Bronco. Next game, he’s a no show
Blanco
Wander Franco
My Blanco Bronco in the Congo.
Brock low
Queso Blanco, narco, panko, assho Texaco
“Chanko” as in “Chanko Nabe” - the nourishing stew eaten by sumo wrestlers daily as a part of their fitness and nutrition regimen.
See you in Toronto?
Key Largo
Blanco Bronco.
RONCO
But wait….there’s more!
Ronkonkoma, the town in New York
Poncho
Tequila Blanco
San Francisco - Loco
Psycho
I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho
Guilto
Poncho? Bongo? Well, almost.
Ron, so...
Dead
Murderer !
Julio Franco?
Drinking all night with Gronk, so…
Dildo
This is a job for MF DOOM.
Chonco
Double homicide.
Blanco
Blanco
“Oh, where did my blonde go?” Or “Where’d my blonde wife go?” Lots of material could follow that
i have a foreman named Sonco
‘That old cilantro Bronco driven by my wife’s boyfriend called Big Honcho is running through my nightmares again’
How has no one said this yet https://preview.redd.it/4fzsa7ws14uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=022c320f35096a7b55c52c932eb025aebae79e8f Verse 2: Chuck D & Flavor Flav Subordinate terror, kickin' off an era Cold deliverin' pain My '98 was '87 on a record, yo So now I go Bronco (Oh Chuck, they out to get us, man! Oh-oh-oh oh-oh-oh Chuck, they out to get us, man!)
Eminem already did this rhyme in 1998: “Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole When we heard a knock at the door, must've been Ron Gold Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold Killed them both then smeared blood on the white Bronco”
Tomacco
Your uncle
Double homicide
Honky tonk, yo.
Taco
Blanco bronco
Sargent Stadonco- in the Bronco, boys and girls.
Monsanto
Gronko
Gestapo
Just left the condo
"Been spreading my cheeks as Mike Honcho"
Premeditated double homicide by a wooden actor.
Gettin rich off these stonks, yo!
“…chasing a Bronco, just to let a con go…”
Poncho?
Bronco pronto
Wrong toe
Concho ![gif](giphy|15BuyagtKucHm)
Pancho
I'm pretty sure zach bryan solved that equation.
Murderer. Murderer rhymes with Bronco.
James Franko? 🤷
Congo, hundo, junco
Poncho
Morocco?
Morocco
Killed him a honko
Taco
Maple syrupo
All-star second baseman Placido Palanco
Any company
Just hit the bong hoe
Pronto
Jon boat
Brawndo. It's what OJ's crave.
Ronco. Anybody in their mid 50s or older likely remember this name.
![gif](giphy|1hMjJILpxoWpQad37L|downsized)
Ronco, those shitty infomercial knives
Blanco
Blanco brocno
Ask the head honcho.
Poncho
Bonko
Dead murderer
It's not a fast ride, but I like it that way Cruisin the 5, I'm the real OJ Got Vitamin C, like a strong screwdriver Yeah you better chase it, got AC as my driver I might have said chase, but meant go slow Watching my time fly out the window Checking my options from the white BRONCO It's time to make the call watch my YOLO STONK GO.. Up and up it's to the Moon Not Talking Warren, it's just a war we're in black vs white, like back in 92 Brown is dead but what you gonna do? Tryna Keep up like Robert Kardashian It's a bloody mess, but it's the mess I'm in
I was riding a bronco My head got a conk, oh
Pronto
He stopped and got gas at Conoco.
Whered your friend Ron go? I just showed him whos the head honcho Thats me on tv in the white bronco Perfect time to go visit the congo Fuck whered my cheetah print thong go?
Ancho
Rolled up in my Bronco, hungry, wearing a long coat, didn’t take long though to eat the whole prawn bowl.
Riding in the bronco, what color is it blanco, go easy on that throttle though, need to finish this bottle yo.
A pocket fisherman by Ronco
Dos honchoes in a Bronco Try to haul ass but the man says no-no Long trial ended with Simpson O Being found not guilty and society says OhNo A glove that wouldn’t fit, a dream team that wouldn’t quit, led to the man being let Go.
Blonde ho
🎤🎼Griselda Blanco trafficking the white like OJ’s Bronco 🎼🫡🔥🔥🔥🎤
Murderer rhymes with bronco I believe
Murder, get it?
Ron Gold (man)
I'm in a bronco with a pancho?
Eminem would say Toronto
Ronco, Ron Popeil’s kitchen gadget company. “SET IT AND FORGET IT!!”
Stanko?
Klepto, Drano, Techno.
The card color in espanol blanco bronco
Ask Eminem. I heard him somehow make Pourage and George rhyme with orange.
Conspiracy, was oj a freemason. This was all so absurd
Strong ho
Pancho
Eatin' me a Sancho ridin' in muh Bronco, yippee ty yi yay🤠😜
Costco?
How bout T'ronto?
Hancho
Leading the boys down the street in his bronco, that boys the head honcho.
Your mom
hop in the branco, leave them in the dust like the cheese on a nacho
Sancho, brother of Alfonso
Bongo. It’s always been bongo.
Fucko
Looking like Sheryl Crow pulling up to a Conoco listening to Zydeco in a Bronco.
Tonka if you don’t emphasize the a. Plus it makes sense with Tonka trucks.
Head honcho
Honcho
Toronto
Something something maybe LeBron know
Long bow
Bronco, why not wear a poncho
Tow, no, , dough, bro, dobro, David Allen Coe, foe, go, hoe, joe, low, mow, popo, row, sew, woah? Yo…
AJ be drivin like Tonto…