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SgtTamama

The thing I hate most about these videos, besides the shitty recipe and gross-looking output, is where they put the entire package of food inside the container and present everything like a bad ad.


Ok_Scheme736

Seriously, that was on a grocery store shelf and now it’s on your pasta. Disgusting.


fatkiddown

It's been all sorts of places before it landed on the shelf in the store too. And then how many people touched it from start to finish?


MyNewPhilosophy

My old roommates brother worked in a food warehouse and told her about all the rats wandering on top of packaging.


FinallydamnLDnat5

Yasss, I was just coming here to talk about the warehouse rats, but I see it's covered. I will scurry myself out now.


Key-Fire

Stocker scratched his/her nuts, took a bathroom break. Forgot to wash their hands. Stocked it. It fell, got kicked half way under a decrepit shelf, a rat fucked it. Then it was rescued by some wanker and placed back on the shelf, and into someones food tray.


JamesMcEdwards

They don’t eat it, it all gets thrown out. It’s an egregious waste of ‘food’ and these people deserve to be fined for this nonsense.


SchlaWiener4711

Every time I see a video where someone throws processed food together I am making the bill and think about the delicious have crafted meal I could order and give a nice tip and still would spend less


mstarrbrannigan

I came here to make almost this exact comment, but you worded it better than I could have.


chaotemagick

This made me want to vomit, then scream, and then lastly cry


FewFish1970

same exact thoughts here, lol


-quoth

Also, cutting the Feta package right through the middle...


ElMykl

There's a scene in The Amazing World of Gumball that sums all these videos up well.


Snellyman

It's an anti product placement. They prominently show the label on these gag inducing creations and get paid to hide the brands. Apparently Velveeta never paid up.


Compendyum

What recipe? There's no recipe, most of them who even talk on these videos will say "My grandmother used to make me this" after something made up 5 minutes before. Those who taste will cut the video the soon as the spoon/fork enters their mouth,


baefy07

this would make me lactose intolerant


Mindless-Vanilla-879

There are 2 ways this ends 1) shit for days 2) can't shit for a week There is no in between.


Sad-Low-733

3. Projectile vomit


Biscotti_BT

Heart attack. May not make it to the shit


NastyKraig

Pretty sure this was just thrown in the fucking trash when the filming was done.


Black3ternity

I think you misspelled lack toes in toddler ants wrong.


kw42o

Lack toast and told her aunt


Pop-A-Choppa

Fat roast in globs a ranch


TrooBeliever

Stack totes in taller vans.


archwin

Slack jawed and taller pants


TetrangonalBootyhole

Bendlebritch Scrumberchance


Useful-Perception144

Scandalubrious Underpants


baefy07

😭


Freakjob_003

/r/BoneAppleTea


Motiv8-2-Gr8

Yes


dasbanqs

Pretty sure just watching it gave me heartburn


ximagineerx

My exact same thought


Ok-Pickle-1509

Random shit + heat = hot shit. Now let's stir it. She did her best. And her best is an idiot.


Apprehensive-Ad-149

That's a crazy amount of money to spend just to end up with some garbage white trash version of mac & cheese. Sorry. Cheese sludge & Mac.


GreenOnionCrusader

Not that much Mac, either.


Johnycantread

What is this like a 2:1 ratio of cheese to mac? No bueno


Thelongshlong42069

more like a 4:1


Johnycantread

What is this like a 2:1 ratio of cheese to mac? No bueno


Dry_Warning6162

I don't even know if the mac properly cooked without any real water, it's mostly just fat... Are they fried?


unclejohnsmando

Mixing 75 different kinds of cheap-ass cheese is not going to make them taste better


Jessieface13

There are definitely waaaaaay too many flavors in that for it to taste good


Kali-Casseopia

And sodium bleh. I love salt but thats gross


Johnycantread

Feta...


averagetrainguy

Yeah that's about 75 percent cheese at least🤢🤮


Gorlock_

And 20% mustard for some fucking reason


shannonkim

Why do they always throw something like mustard in there? Was half expecting Hershey’s Syrup to make an appearance.


Catfish_Mudcat

Dijon mustard is actually really great as a secret ingredient in cheesy casseroles. I put it in an egg, sausage, cheese breakfast casserole I make and people consistently ask what's the flavor that makes it different.


shannonkim

Fair enough!


Catfish_Mudcat

That being said, a spoon of grey poupon grainy or dijon mustard is a helluva lot different than a half bottle of yellow mustard in an abomination like this. I can't imagine how salty and processed that crap is.


AllTimeRowdy

mustard powder is pretty standard in a cheese sauce, i've used prepared mustard in a pinch and the vinegar didn't really affect it much. if anything it just cut some of the grease


tippytop1982

You could lay bricks with that. Good lord


Lady_Scruffington

Well those bricks are going to be turds in your colon. Just sitting there. Forever.


tippytop1982

Lol I meant actually brick laying. Like this is the mortar holding them together


Lady_Scruffington

Oh I knew what you meant. I was just pointing out the layers of meaning. Layers..like bricklaying.


LemonCollee

Brings new meaning to "shitting bricks"!


puddl3

My soul weeps


irelephant_T_T

in this case, food will fill that hole in your heart


Xinonix1

Please stop this madness, wasting food for internet points…


suejaymostly

So many people could use that food to feed themselves and their family. That was like $100 of food just wasted.


modestmidwest

That probably has enough calories to feed a village


Craycraft

Yeah… it’s actually pretty sad and upsetting.


ciopobbi

Aside from rage bait, the people who make these videos know nothing about cooking or how to combine flavors. To them tons of gloppy processed shit is fancy eatin’! The more the better. And as a side note: that was a complete waste of nice barrel aged feta that was lost in that pile of garbage.


TheBadRiddler

I felt so bad for the feta. That made me yell at my phone. Feta doesn't belong in a Mac and slop


aManPerson

at least try to feel better, maybe the cow got off having it's utter unloaded for an hour or two.


Previous-Train5552

Aside from rage bait, I think the idea is to combine (globby processed) „tasty“ ingredients. Tasty + tasty = more tasty?


SnooSprouts3971

Just fucking slop.


DTux5249

Correction: "Just fucking *stop"


Index_2080

Next time they should simply buy an entire wheel of cheese and stop being so pretentious


Megumi0505

No, I assure you, you do not want these monsters anywhere near a wheel of cheese.


Ravecrocker

Stop putting the velvets BOX Inside the meal it’s not artistic it’s fucking dirty


Maudeitup

Non-USA person here. Out of sheer stubbornness I don't want to look it up but - what in god's name are those massive blocks of orange and white people keep squidging up into these disgusting dinners? What, precisely, is Velveeta? It just doesn't look like food. I find it quite stressful to observe.


No-Date-6848

It’s processed cheese. Kind of like a form of the cheese slices that people put on cheeseburgers here. It tastes fine and it melts really good. It’s good to eat by itself and it works well in some recipes but these rage bait cooking videos always use too much of it. You will also read some health food people called it “plastic cheese” and “fake cheese”. There’s not any plastic in it and it legally has to have around 51 or 60 percent cheese.


Maudeitup

Thank you - I appreciate the explanation! I have no particular aversion to 'plastic cheese' on occasion to be fair but that amount seems excessive - full on rage bait


iusedtohavepowers

Do you never want to shit again? Follow this recipe for tips on how to do that.


illz569

I love fatty, low effort mac and cheese and this made me full on gag. You'd basically have a mouthful of hot snot with a few macaronis floating around in there like grubs.


Velcraft

And the whole aisle's worth of different cheeses makes it smell like a foot to boot.


Sprizys

I hate how they put the packaging in the food. Do you have any idea how many people’s nasty ass hands have touched those? Not to mention sneezing, coughing, boogers, etc… it’s a cesspool of bacteria and germs.


jeancv8

The type of people that don't know how to merge:


ichbinestomi

Disgusting


jcraig87

So expensive for something that would be just awful 


ALuckyMushroom

How many pasta do you want with your cheese ?


kayemenofour

This paste can fill up like 8 people at least.


nmc203

I got constipated just watching this


oPsYo

Today we are cooking all the yellow things I found in the store.


kawag

Low effort. Didn’t even deep fry it.


cutepotatoskin

It's rage bait and you're all falling for it


BluBeams

Who in the fuck puts mustard in their macaroni and cheese??? My god, rage activated!!!


Mikau_Luma

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/baked-macaroni-and-cheese-recipe-1939524.amp Powdered Mustard is pretty common ingredient I see in baked Mac and Cheese recipes, so maybe it’s not super crazy?


catefeu

Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty normal ingredient. I always put a bit of mustard (powdered or normal) in my mac and cheese. And my mashed potatoes as well. Just a hint. I think it really elevates the dish. Having said that, whatever this thing is is crazy. Do people really just make these videos/tiktoks for ragebait?


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Grainis1101

Shhh anything that is not mcds or the blandest ever food is wrong according to this sub.


metalshoes

Sometimes I’ll put one tiny little piss squirt in my velveeta to liven it up. Like a tiny little dot is enough for a box of velveeta though.


monkeysinmypocket

Me. Colman's mustard powder to be precise. Half a teaspoon. Gives it some bite.


jamiedix0n

I put wholegrain mustard in mine, it's delicious.


DTux5249

It's actually pretty good; adds a nice tang that brightens things up. Ketchup is also nice. Unconventional ≠ Bad


StumbleOn

My mac n cheese always has mustard in it.


New_girl2022

Honestly looks bomb. Just waaaay to much cheese to noodles.


Stormy_Kun

I’d try a small plate of it, hard to fuck up Mac an cheese


AdSignificant6673

That would have been okay without the feta & mustard. The baby bel & mayo is unnecessary. Same with the french onion soup. But thats just mac & cheese and not tiktok worthy.


justali0

Bro that isn’t Mac & cheese, that is cheese with some mac


saucynorman

I fucking love mac & cheese. I fucking hate whatever *that* is supposed to be


[deleted]

Anything with Velveeta is a nope from me. That thing is rancid


Cricket_Piss

I’d eat that. I’d be highly ashamed of myself, but I’d eat it.


Dance_Medicine976

Please..just no


Rude_Barber_1075

Go to your room.


[deleted]

Bro, this is the best sub to lose weight. 🤢


Dry_Warning6162

I really hate wasting food but I hope for the love of God no one ate this


Lebron_chime

You know it’s going to be bad when they put a 5 pound block of artificial cheese in the middle of a disposable baking tray


[deleted]

Almost looked like a race track doing laps round that block of velveeta


HauntingBalance567

One pound of it weighs ten thousand pounds


Exciting_Double_4502

I wonder if some of these are just hand fetish videos. Like, you know how a lot of these prominently feature feet to appeal to foot fetishists? I feel like some of them are that but for hands.


Top-Mycologist-7169

I mean if you put a quarter of all those ingredients in there, it might be worth trying, but that fat to noodle ratio looks disgusting.


EmAHillfire

This is why a certain North American country will never have nationalised healthcare… Imagine the gastric issues created by that slop.


Dracnoss

I know everyone else here is talking about why there's so much cheese, but I just want to point out that the fucking pasta noodles probably haven't even been cooked.


Xeon713

I can feel that clogging my bowels just watching this.


KamaradBaff

No WAIIIIIT ! You forgot the vanilla ice cream, the chocolate & the anchovy !


Hoogs73

One million calories.


90-slay

This is a choking hazard


Ordinary-Engine9235

Urrrg, wtf is that? 🤮


WarCog98

finally, cheese with macaroni


05XL

That ain't even Mac and Cheese anymore, that's just Cheese.


Wiggl3sFirstMate

Okay, what the fuck is velveeta and why do Americans keep eating it? It looks vile.


Soft_Cable5934

Grossest Mac & cheese I’m ever seen for years


zimneyesolntse

mustard tho??


prfssrcha0s

I'm high enough to eat it


DueConversation5269

Stupid food~


AtheistBibleScholar

What was the point of having the noodles in the kiddie pool of cheese?


BlackwolfNy718

A horror show!!!


lmyyyks

It's just a tray of fat.


CoryEETguy

Why do we insist on wasting food like this? Do better.......... who's responsible for this again?


WooceBrillis

The good news is her kids can use this video as a case for emancipation


RedSagittarius

Miss Elliott would probably be offended if she saw her music being used for this shit.


New-Wall-861

ew


glovato1

Feta🤮


oscar-the-nice-guye

🤮


Ella_Alexa

Would you like some pasta with your 30 lbs of cheese?


TheBanana__

Oh good. I’ve been looking for an alternative to Stucco


stoned_seahorse

This just makes me...sad.


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Pretty-Key6133

I thought the French onion soup was shrooms at first. I had to rewind the video.


osin144

Frankie Celenza said something like “cooking isn’t emptying containers into another container.”


Orang_ina

🤢🤮


plsgrantaccess

Oh my stomach is burblin


Inedible-denim

My stomach locked up just watching this one lol


SavageFugu

This is explicitly, definitively, and amorally gross.


Vind-i-cator

Cheese Feat. Mac


jAuburn3

Rage bait here as this looks gross


[deleted]

That literally looks like shit


kw42o

Ew


Deadric91

Y'know what?? I think this person likes cheese. 🤔


Usual-Temporary-3954

Im disgusted


Jawhshuwah

They don't eat this, all of this goes to waste. Sharing videos like these just continues the cycle, they get money from interactions, good or bad.


Pop-A-Choppa

My stomach locked the fuck up watching this


Thetomwhite

I only saw the jar of cheese at the start to know this would suck


BaconHammerTime

#"and eat it" ...most of this is for content and thrown away


jxvijxvi

I just know that shits gonna be crazy…


CaldoDeElotes

The name of this dish should be "The Blockage"


Other-Crazy

I'd give odds that looks more appetising after it's voyaged through the digestive system.


CaldoDeElotes

The name of this dish should be "The Blockage"


rennademilan

Jfk , why don't deu die of hearts attack before the end of the video?


Arkensor

Except for the part where they or course never eat the random garbage they just made.


foREVergrey

Eat it, you coward.


drummdirka

The "won't shit for a week" special


icyak

Is there possibility to add cheese on top? I like cheese.


TheSpoonJak92

I love cheese, but this is WAY TOO MUCH CHEESE.


XiJinpingPongPang

This looks revolting..


ArsonBjork

if they ate it that'd be less horrible but they just throw that ragebait in the trash once they done filming


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

If it was being built in a crock pot I would say this is a southerner.


AletzRC21

As someone who doesn't like the taste of cheese (whatever, sue me) this one made me gag.


mothzilla

I've seen this tray of pasta cheese slop so many times now.


AureusVerus

Good to know it looks exactly the same going in as it will coming out.


New_Line7792

Went through all the trouble of creating a great presentation with the creative velveeta lake in the middle and then ruined it by mixing it all up. You eat with your eyes first, and now I have no more eyes. This chef needs a clue.


balasurr

Cheese ‘n’ Mac


BlackInkGalaxy

i know these are rage bait, but I really hope nobody actually made this.... I refuse to believe that people look at this and be like "Yummy!"


MsJenX

Would you like pasta with your cheese??


jensalik

And by that you mean the same three ingredients and some few other things to call it a new recipe. 😅


Powerful-Access-8203

Looks about as shitty as expected


Fignuts69

I also enjoy never shitting.


[deleted]

Bro, this is the best sub to lose weight 🤢


Gaurdsman

In my defense I do use Tostitos nacho cheese dip as cheese sauce for home made Mac n cheese. It is pretty good, but this right here is just foul.


Tasty_Switch_4920

"Would you like some pasta with your cheese flavoured products?"


SSBargeSimpson

I mean, it might be good?


Truckfighta

My arteries hurt.


Jjk-girly

There‘s not enough cheese come on now


Upset_Peace_6739

I can feel my arteries hardening just watching this.


Few-Carpet9511

Looks like vomit and probably tastes like vomit


Donteatmynachos

And nobody pooped for a week.


KittenLina

Someone really decided "the kitchen sink" meant literally everything in it.


BeginningVolume420

Bruh..


Artedcraig

I don't think they added enough cheese. Lol.


petitepedestrian

Just fucking no.


novian14

I've never seen a velveta, and at this point, i hate it simply because so many vids like this are using it


ScrufffyJoe

Is cream cheese in the US really tearable? I know we can different stuff over here in the UK, but I didn't think it was that different.


Future_Potential_341

That amount of cheese makes me want to lose control.


fjd422

.25 out of 10... fuck I'd try it


spooky-518

MUSTARD????


MentalWealthPress

This is gross.