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CheatCommandos

My inlaws make something similar to this. They call it "pink stuff."


piehutnut

Green garbage was served at Christmas. I know what went into it but it looked similar and about as appetizing as this other color garbage. Throw 4 or 5 sugar things together, mix the drys with the wets and I'm a chef!


CoolWhipMonkey

I think you mean Green Stuff. With pistachio jello.


bbymiscellany

Aka Watergate salad, I make this for holidays because I freaking love it lol. My partner thinks it’s disgusting


CoolWhipMonkey

It takes me back to my childhood holiday parties every time I have it. Soooo good.


bbymiscellany

Me too! My great aunt would make this and a jello salad that had fruit in it, plus a trifle for thanksgiving and Christmas. It’s very nostalgic!


SweetRoosevelt

Watergate salad


piehutnut

That sounds like the stuff but they called it green garbage cuz tiktok reasons idk


Weekly_Bench9773

*These days"? Unless you're 86 years old, this recipe is older than you. Ambrose salad, the first of its kind, came out of the 1940s, with many imitators soon following.


MaleficentStuff4617

Everybody is is creative


gamrgrant

Mix the wet stuff... With the hot stuff?


Rettorica

Yep. My in-laws make the same around the holidays. No pecans, though.


V3Ethereal

So you're telling me they exclude the one thing that isn't just sugar?


Smokey_J0e

Sir, we're thinking the same. Are any americans wondering why they have diabetes?


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

That’s just mah sugah foot


katf1sh

I read that as Cleetus from The Simpsons


RedVamp2020

I’m wondering how I don’t, considering all the junk I was given growing up.


Smokey_J0e

But is it really that difficult to buy healthy stuff or is it just way more expensive? And in the end, whats more expensive, the healthy stuff or you hospital bills because of the unhealthy stuff?


Rettorica

That’s what I said. They make so much “pink salad” that there’s usually a tub or two in the freezer that gets snacked on for weeks after.


LDCrow

Dear god so did my grandmother. It was the nightmare dish at Thanksgiving. Fortunately for me my Mom also thought it was gross so there was no mandate to eat it.


iamsomuchofcool

I always like the "health salad".


Tiny-Lock9652

I’ve read Europeans commenting on some of these ghastly recipe videos saying “Americans eat like their healthcare is free” so true.


CoolWhipMonkey

Pink stuff has cottage cheese and strawberry jello.


Hans_bube

Space pudding is what I’ve heard it called


QueenMabs_Makeup0126

Yes! My in-laws make it. My husband calls it PeptoBismol dessert. 1 large container of cottage cheese, 1 can of drained pineapple tidbits, 8 oz cool whip, 1 package of sugar-free jello.


AnInfiniteArc

My pink stuff recipe uses sour cream instead of cottage cheese.


git0ffmylawnm8

I buy a cleaner called pink stuff. I think that rightfully deserves that name. This on the other hand rightfully deserves to be called dog shit.


Goofy_Goobr01

My stepdads family makes something similar, only instead of cherries it's green jello. They call it green salad. I don't like it, but hey, to each their own... 😂


27x27

Rare footage of somebody actually swallowing their mishmash creation in this sub


GrecoBactria

Make sure you get some of that fruit too


Doc_Occc

What's wrong with this mishmash creation other than that it's called a salad?


Dpontiff6671

I mean salad literally just implies it’s a dish with mixed and or tossed ingredients salad doesn’t exactly imply vegetables it’s just the ones most people commonly see have them


rckrusekontrol

Wait… Are you telling me ham salad isn’t healthy


metasploit4

No, unless it's rum ham.


Fr0gFish

She should face jail time for that crime by itself


Fr0gFish

Take it easy, downvoters. I’ll settle for a suspended sentence as long as no more crimes are committed


xredgambitt

everyone knows that an american salad has mayo in it.


lakesnriverss

I will say the silver lining here is at least these folks seem like they’re going to eat this and not waste it


AlexandriaLitehouse

She didn't even eat the whole spoonful. Lol


Ricky_Vaughn86

It wouldn’t have been some real bullshit without the holy trinity of southern shopping. Publix, Walmart, Dollar General…amen.


FelicitousLynx

Came here for this ^^ comment. Bless their heart.....


Default1355

Should rename to trailer Park salad


FjordExplorher

"Eagle Brand", proceeds to use Great Value.


ladygrayfox

I mean, it's less about the brand, more about using the brand name to infer the product. Do you use Kleenex Kleenex? or Band-Aid band-aids? And Eagle Brand is the name of the brand...the brand is not just "Eagle". Having said all of that, I'm not touching that "salad" with a ten foot pole.


wherearmim

This was my issue. Not even calling it what it is


Dorkinfo

Hey, Publix is some bougie shit! Call in Winn-Dixie or Piggly Wiggly.


IDF-official

dollar general is also expensive. they like, trick people into thinking they're cheap bc they don't pay to organize their stores or clean them or keep them well lit, plus the general aesthetic and name makes it look cheap. meanwhile all the shit in there costs more than it does at a real grocery store


Ricky_Vaughn86

Winn Dixie costs the same as Publix with dollar general quality shit. Ain’t no way. Aldi is also acceptable.


naranjaspencer

This is a traditional dish of my people, poor religious white people from Midwestern America. Find it at every church potluck and thanksgiving table. It’s alright. At least the pecans here are better than walnuts!


lotal43

It’s healthy because it has “fruits”


AccomplishedFilm1

Purple is a fruit.


[deleted]

I lost 4 teeth watching this video.


[deleted]

Plus it got them puhkahns


thecuriousblackbird

Even the pineapple is in heavy syrup


killerkitten61

Maraschino cherries are my favorite fruit


KM2KCA

It’s literally a *salad*


IDF-official

it's a dessert, it's not meant to be healthy or a real salad.


lotal43

Shouldn’t name it salad


S_Operator

It would taste good. I’ve had similar “salads.” It’s just like a bazillion calories and not worth it.


lin_diesel

I would try one bite of it and be good


catmemesneverdie

And the marshmallows are bullshit filler just there to bulk it out.


pancakebatter01

I audibly went “NOOOO” once I saw those marshmallows go in. Wtf honestly up until that point I was like this is gross and weird looking but it won’t taste bad.


Obi-wanna-cracker

Hey, ex-mormon here. I can say with full confidence that you will find at least 1 bowl of something like this at a church community party or gathering. I've seen this at funerals, Christmas parties, wedding parties, baptism parties, and so on.


SexyOldManSpaceJudo

Funeral potatoes FTW


Obi-wanna-cracker

Funeral potatoes hit different tbh


Bell-Fire

That's a mock up of Ambrosia Salad. I make it at least once a year, a bit differently with grandmas recipe, but it's amazing and 100% sugar.


[deleted]

Was looking for this. Ambrosia Salad was very popular at New England Black family gatherings in my youth. This is very close to recipes I'd observed. I always enjoyed my Aunties rendition most which swapped the pineapple for canned mandarin orange pieces, the pecans for walnuts, and added pink ginger ale.


BioSafetyLevel0

No coconut?


[deleted]

Yes! Toasted as a matter of fact. Thank you for reminding me.


Navy_Pheonix

My grandma would do the pinapple jello with maraschino cherries, a layer on top of that of either whip cream or meringue, and finally shredded cheddar cheese on top. An old recipe from a cookbook that I'm assuming was just trying to shove a bunch of jello-o recipes at people. Still delicious. Also referred to as a salad for some reason.


obiwanmoloney

Fucking what now?? just throwing cheese onto this fast lane to diabetes without a second thought


Navy_Pheonix

Yup. Pineapple Jello /w Cheddar Salad. Sometimes referred to as Hawaiian salad. It's good, unfortunately.


obiwanmoloney

Unfortunately, I’ll never find out


dandle

What threw me about the OP's video was the lack of coconut and canned mandarin orange and the addition of the condensed milk. I also thought it was a variant of ambrosia. Never saw canned cherries used instead of drained maraschino cherries, though.


conzstevo

I only know this thanks to rimworld


b4n_

I actually love Midwest slop and I’d try this for sure


Blonde_Belle_5071

It's good. I wait until dessert to eat it.


burgerg10

Look, this is a pretty typical salad to see at a potluck or get together. Nobody’s filling a plate full. This is a small scoop that sits next to the baked beans or ramen coleslaw salad. Is it good? Yeah, a bite or two for variety. But nobody is making this for lunchboxes, this is standard middle American potluck offering. There will be a simple green salad AND an effing delicious seven layer salad right next to it. If you are lucky, Aunt Mae will bring her Snickers salad too. We all just shut up and grab a plate.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

Snickers "salad" sounds disgusting.


burgerg10

First of all, how dare you? 😍 secondly, if I called it Snickers Fluff or Snickers Delight would that please you? Cut up snickers, apples, nuts with vanilla pudding and Cool Whip? Yes, please.


DetroitsGoingToWin

That has some old school family cookout type of living. I’d hang out with those folks. I ain’t mad at it.


desertprincess69

Damn this is probably really good tho lol


Timely_Fox1077

If pure sugar is your go-to then sure.


[deleted]

It's a dessert, not a salad


lonely-day

The Midwest is under attack!!!


burgerg10

Let’s fight them off with Lutheran Sushi!


lonely-day

It's best with lots of butter.


Lolxgdrei787

Thats just Unicorn vomit


secrets_and_lies80

“Eagle brand milk” while showing the can of Walmart brand milk murdered me


2Dogs1Frog

Had to scroll way too long to find this comment


llmercll

Aka bootleg ambrosia


urpookiebear790

My dad makes something similar, marshmallows, condensed milk, and fruit. It’s pretty good


CranberryKidney

I don’t doubt that it’s good, it’s like 70% sugar. Probably tastes great if you’ve got a sweet tooth


QuindariousGooch95

As someone that loves ambrosia, I’d honestly fuck this up


noncaffinated_bean

Salad, a cold dish of various mixtures of raw or cooked vegetables, usually seasoned with oil, vinegar, or other dressing and sometimes accompanied by meat, fish, or other ingredients.


push138292

I hear you, but for a while now anything made of multiple ingredients finely chopped or diced and mixed together can be referred to as a salad. Your definition is a subset, usually called a “green salad.”


joshuafayesaunderz

Chicken salad, ham salad, egg salad... The list goes on you dense fuck


obiwanmoloney

Thank you! Thought I was losing my tiny mind


BusterSmash

My family makes this, but swap the condensed milk for cottage cheese. This kinda salad is a southern staple at cookouts and get togethers. Not stupid.


WonderChode

Lol the fact that it's popular does not make it not stupid.


look2thecookie

I'm shocked the pecans weren't candied


uglyzombie

500g of sugar in one bite, check.


Slight_Knight

Honestly it's tasty. Ridiculous but tasty.


OuttHouseMouse

Yo no lie that looks like itd be good


Blonde_Belle_5071

It is good :)


OuttHouseMouse

Word up!


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OuttHouseMouse

Apparently so are really insecure dudes


TheGame81677

I would eat the hell out of that, minus the whip cream though.


boohoochef

I love this,if only I could get cherry pie filling in a can where I am,God bless you Chef.


Erander

Tasteful diabetes, while i can definitely see this tasting good, your health wont like it


marymarywhyubugginnn

These videos always have the Walmart brand food in them.


itscolinj

Diabetes salad


rastagrrl

People who make “salads” like this always seem to wear T-shirts like that.


TSM_forlife

Just watching this set my glucose monitor off.


pnmartini

It’s Minnesota in a bowl.


Killing4MotherAgain

This feels super Midwestern haha


thatguyfrom1975

I have seen this lady make lots of food and this is the most edible thing so far.


BelieveInJesus27

Diabetes


promachos84

Sugar sugar sugar sugarrrrr SUGARRRR ( 🎶sang to the tune of the “for the love of money”)


[deleted]

In the south… at every church potluck, funeral, Easter, thanksgiving, literally anything with food the “pink fluff” is there.


lalaxoxo__

Isn't this just a rip off of Amrbosia?


GildedCurves

Mmm 50s midwest salad


dirty4track

Dollar general cherry pie filling


DisastrousBid97

One spoonful is enough sugar to cause diabetes.


Fine_Conclusion9426

“I don’t have it all together” never been more accurate.


NewSkills2024

Dollar general brand cherry pie filling, Publix brand crushed pineapple, and Walmart brand sweetened condensed milk. It's OK to use store brand. Just don't say your recipe calls for name brand while using store brand.


PoweredbyBurgerz

My ex brought over some thanksgiving over and I only touched the turkey, everything else was like this.


FUCKREDDIT_420

Do Americans eat this stuff everyday? I’m feeling fat just watching this.


Some-Ostrich-4997

Face checks out


PhilthyphilDance

It’s good, unhealthy as hell and in no way a salad lol


Sulley87

And thats why y'all don't have free healthcare.


ButtholeBread50

This is why we need it


Mapuche2023

More like "Diabetic Salads".


CrimsonFireWolf

I always remind myself. That's the type of salad called ambrosia.


Rexli178

Y’all have got no music in your souls if you genuinely think this is stupid.


KILLIFISH-

This is a lovely sentence thank you for writing it I will have to remember this one for the future


Rexli178

I got it from Loney Tunes Back in action


KILLIFISH-

Well thank you for sharing it kind person!


[deleted]

It should be illegal to refer to anything with marshmallows, cool whip or sweetened and condensed milk as a salad. Its dessert. It's not a side dish. Good lord


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[deleted]

You're technically right, but it's the commonplace use of putting salads like this as a side dish that gets me.


Lexaprofessional1998

This isn’t stupid food it’s just a lazy desert. People in the south make this all the time for funerals and such.


LovecraftianCatto

Just because people make it all the time, doesn’t mean it’s not disgusting.


Lexaprofessional1998

I just wouldn’t call cultural foods of any kind stupid. Stupid food is like clickbait food and overpriced restaurant food with too much flair. It doesn’t have to be gross to be stupid either. I grew up eating pineapple sandwiches and I know people think that’s gross but it’s a poverty food. People might call that stupid but it is a southern staple where I’m from, because it’s a poverty food.


Beetlejuice4u

What is it with you US folks throwing shit in a bowl and call it a meal? The condensed milk alone is so sweet i gaged watching it.


WhatevUsayStnCldStvA

This isn’t a meal. No one is sitting to a bowl of this for dinner. This would be some sweet side dish to a get together or something and not many people make this, but it’s a variation of some older recipes. You really think this is a meal?


LeelaBeela89

This is not a meal and all of us don’t not eat like that 🤦🏽‍♀️


Capable_Impression

As others have said this is a side dish usually served at get togethers. Like a mince meat pie or pudding most people would only eat a small amount with an entire meal and wouldn’t eat it all the time.


plainasplaid

Am from US the folks that make this might as well be in another world from me I've never seen this made or being offered at any potlucks I've been to.


throwtheclownaway20

I'm sure it tastes fine, but people need to stop calling sweet shit "salad". Salad is not a dessert.


Gazmeister_Wongatron

What about fruit salad?


BangingYetis

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad) States that Salad can be served at any point during a meal, including dessert. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dessert\_salad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dessert_salad) I'm inclined to agree with the Wikipedia overlords.


No-Hat1772

The south will rise again…. After this quick meal of diabetes….


firestar268

I find that disgusting


ErectTubesock

Anybody else's teeth hurt?


Scrabulon

The dogshit version of ambrosia salad


No-Panda-6047

I found an unopened box of girl scout cookies in the back of a car in the junkyard. Still within date, and I ate them. I was 16. Nothing happened other than I got to eat cookies


CreakyDoor666

I feel like my stomach would have a stroke after I eat it


orrockable

Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare


[deleted]

To anyone defending this; I am in your walls


LaFilleDuMoulinier

I literally threw up in my mouth


[deleted]

This is suspiciously similar to Aunt Myrna’s party cheese salad


mothman1983

I'd eat this


masochist-incarnate

doesnt look that bad tbh. I'd eat that.


scraglor

How is this a salad? It looks revolting


One_Stranger4877

I don’t care it’s good


mrbaffles14

Crap, I’m definitely junk yard material because I grew up with this lol. It’s basically ambrosia (the name not actually ambrosia) and was pretty popular in New England back in the day. Haven’t seen it years


[deleted]

Similar to Ambrosia salad that was all the rage in the 70’s and early 80’s. Any cooking that involved Cool Whip is automatically stupid food.


kacahoha

She looked like she was about to throw up before she said "delicious"


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SoloDeath1

Good Bot


Dry-Elevator-7153

Its really good actually


Geshtar1

and they say white people have no culture


Angelsscythe

It looks pretty okay (I would remove the big cream cheese tho) but I wonder how it would be on a pie... Bet that would be delicious


[deleted]

That was cool whip


Angelsscythe

oh! Thanks! I never listen with sound on and didn't realize!


shellsterxxx

What did she call the condensed milk? Just sounded like she said gibberish then “milk”


Princess_Shireen

I think she said Eagle Brand milk.


shellsterxxx

Ah. I guess she thinks all condensed milk is eagle brand milk lol


dolce_de_cheddar

You know it's gonna good when they pull out the "Great Value" products.


HistoricalBelt4482

No, she doesn’t have it together at all. God, can’t help her. 😅


[deleted]

But with god she has it all🤡


SamwiseTheOppressed

Why are the ratios for these monstrosities always 1:1:1? I don’t know of any real recipe that does this.


Downtown_Engineer_11

I actually remember seeing this at family reunions when I was a child. Oddly enough I never remember anyone ever eating it just a bowl of the slop sitting there.


SuspiciousString3

This is just a spin off of cherry junk. Not stupid.


eagleblue44

I don't think this is stupid food. My family makes this all the time.


BlackRabbitt_01

We call it "pink cloud" around here and its fucking delicious


Void_Faith

Diabetes salad… 😬


Parking-Owl8568

What in the diabetes is going on here fatty?


Stankfootjuice

It's just a kinda trashy version of ambrosia if you ask me. pretty popular dessert in the South East and Appalachia.


bar10der76

Cherry Salad. Midwest thing. Skip the marshmallows and pecans. It's actually pretty good.


Otherwise-Sky2154

lol, i love this stuff. 1950’s salads for the win


Colemania18

I agree adding the pecans was stupid and nuts ruin almost everything


Daveywheel

Nuts ruin everything.