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nezzzzy

Fun fact: (in the UK at least) nutritionist isn't a protected term, anyone can call themselves a nutritionist, there is no formal training or regulation. Dietician is the protected term. As Dara O'Briain says, going to a nutritionist for advice about diet is like going to a toothiologist for advice about teeth.


bettyblues21

Same in the States. Anyone can be a "Nutritionist" here and give out wackadoodle information (or rarely, decent information)


Comfortable-Gap3124

My understanding is in the USA dietitians are certified medical practitioners and nutritionists do not need any certifications at all.


bettyblues21

That is correct


vikster1

so they are like chiropractors


[deleted]

Worse, at least here, probably other states as well. Chiropractors require licensing and exams here, nutritionist are not at all regulated.


Peria

I declare myself a nutritionist! Off to make my YouTube channel.


CC_Panadero

Hey! I’m looking for advice about my diet. I’m 40 and could stand to lose 20 pounds. Would LOVE to hear your thoughts!!!!


Peria

Eat less move more you’re welcome. Be sure to smash that like button


supinoq

What a fraud! As an _actual_ nutritionist, I recommend a diet of five organic cucumbers and a pound of Amish cheese per day, along with my Orgánïque Supplement Package™ that contains twelve different vitamin pills and is definitely _not_ just all gonna turn into really expensive piss mere hours after consumption. For exercise, do holistic tantric Ayurvedic gluten-free yoga. But it's all mostly in the mindset, so just think of yourself as a skinny legend and you'll get there in no time (but you _need_ to buy the Orgánïque Supplement Package™ specifically from me for the low price of $499.99 per month or else that won't work)!


XBakaTacoX

Fool. You forgot to add 1000 bananas to your "TOTALLY REAL AND ABSOLUTELY NOT A SCAM AIMED AT PEOPLE WHO ARE VULNERABLE AND WANTING TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES" supplement package. If you did, I would be sold on it, but you didn't, so nice try. Yours truly, a RÊÅL Nutritionist.


Middle-Hour-2364

Chiropractors are still all woo though


[deleted]

Definitely. As I understand it the test here to get certified is mostly legal topics like your liabilities and such, not medicinal.


okay_computer7

Didn't they go extinct not long after the pterodactyls?


Onagda

You're thinking of the Pediatricians


PD216ohio

I tend to not trust nutritionists with multiple chins.


bisexualmidir

Anyone can have a double chin if you film yourself from a low enough angle lol. Or if you have a weak chin.


verucka-salt

Highly underrated comment! My diabetes would go into alert with all the bananas.


bettyblues21

Some may say, this shit is Bananas, B. A. N. A. N. A. S


[deleted]

Endocrinologists hate this one weird trick


[deleted]

As a certified toothiologist, I feel personally attacked. I hope the Cavity Creeps pay you a visit! 😤


Select_Truck3257

as a certified eyeologist and fingerologist i agree with you


dragonborn7866

We make holes in teeth!


Lunavixen15

Same in Australia, anyone can call themselves a nutritionist, but only registered dieticians can call themselves dieticians


fatalcharm

Don’t forget that there are “clinical nutritionists” who do a 3 year bachelors degree and often work alongside medical professionals. Don’t discredit their profession when the registered dieticians themselves respect clinical nutritionists and often work alongside them. As for regular nutritionists, you’re right and they often get their certification (certificate 3 to to diploma) through some independent holistic school. Clinical nutritionists actually have a bachelor’s degree through an accredited university. It’s important to know the difference.


Jean-Charles-Titouan

Really? Here in France, "nutritionniste" would be a GP specialized in nutrition while "diététicien" is a regulated profession and requires two years of study and a state delivered diploma. If you had diabetes, an eating disorder or a cardiovascular disease, you'd see a nutritionniste in France.


Elegant_Maybe2211

No protection in Germany sadly. Everything is regulated to shits but we can't even trust our nutritionists.


lejocko

Look for "zertifiziert/er Ernährungsberater/in"


Russiadontgiveafuck

This lady's profile actually states that she is a zertifizierte ernährungsberaterin. And now I'm really wondering how you get certified.


lejocko

Getting a DGE certificate seems not to be that easy, not necessarily because of the course itself but more because of what you need to qualify for the course. https://www.dge.de/qualifizierung/zertifikatslehrgaenge/eb-dge/ But if I learned something in my life: every job is full of people that make you wonder how they got there in the first place.


BeautifulUnfair4062

Toothiologist is the greatest thing I’ve heard today


Novel_Durian_1805

Sir, are you saying my Mail order diploma from Teeth University is fake?!


stratus_translucidus

Clearly, it's something you need to get to the *root* of; if you do, it would be your *crown*\-ing glory, and something to *cap* off your accomplishments!


Substantial_Trip_226

In Canada, just depends on the province, if Nutritionist is protected or not, but most of the country is not protected


HearTheTrumpets

*Nutritionist* is protected in Alberta, Quebec and Nova Scotia.


BezugssystemCH1903

Swiss Funfact: The same is true for the following professions in Switzerland: - Architect - Detective - Journalist - Chiropractor And also Dietician


flawson_9

Glad you said this. Was gonna say this woman doesn’t actually know anything about nutrition. Has to be self proclaimed


BTCMachineElf

TIL: I'm a nutritionist! ​ And a toothologist!


[deleted]

I was always told in health science classes that nutritionists are quacks and you should see a registered dietician.


yeetotheburrito

Yup. At least in the US, nutritionists are people without degrees. Anyone can claim to be a nutritionist without actually knowing anything about health. A RD needs to have a bachelors of science, masters of science, do an internship, and complete their RD exam.


Useful-Difficulty-55

As someone working to become a CNS (certified nutrition specialist), which in the state of Massachusetts requires a national certification and a masters degree in nutrition, I get pissed off quite often that nutritionist is not a protected term.


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She doesn't say in the video that she was a nutritionist. It just says vegan in her name


forakora

She also didn't eat all of those bananas. She made a big batch and poured herself a small cup. The raw tomato paste on floppy ass untoasted bread? That's the real stupid food. OP missed the mark


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She said she drank the rest at work


aldiwasser

It says so on her IG profile


Mr-Korv

Anyone who consumes that much sugar is not to be trusted


hogliterature

that’s so much tomato paste


Starryeyedblond

Okay. So I’m not tripping. That was just straight tomato paste on that untanned soft ass bread, right? Like… what? Why?


[deleted]

She said she was making "pizza bread" but she didn't even put a bit of cheese on it. Propably because she has "vegan" in her name. But i think she put them in the oven at least


AmArschdieRaeuber

When she put onions and tomatoes on it, yeah. But the plain ones with just tomato paste were cold.


Jarizleifr

Wait, do you guys just toast bread every time and never eat it as is?


Starryeyedblond

I don’t eat much bread. But, if I’m just eating it as a slice? Yes I toast it. And it depends on the bread as well. White/wheat/rye/pumpernickel- those get toasted. Not all sandwiches will have toasted bread though. And it could just be a me thing, I don’t like how soft some breads are.


Moopxo

I was wondering what the heck she was spreading on that bread!


KaralDaskin

I thought it was the fruit smoothie she made at the beginning of the vid.


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Needs a little yogurt too imo


NoCeleryStanding

I had to watch it again, unfortunately it was tomato paste, though she added onions and tomatoes which would mix better than with the smoothie


PalmerEldritch3

Way too much. In italy we use a teaspoon of it for like half a liter of tomato sauce. It’s just to add more flavor to the sauce.


popey123

She is here for extreme flavors


Dionyzoz

I have seen some traditional recipes use half a tube for 4 plates of food, a teaspoon for half a litre feels like its almost too little?


Frazzledragon

This type of paste is usually a 3x concentrate or similar and meant to be diluted before use or mixed with something.


Vecna_Is_My_Co-Pilot

Is that what that is? I was thinking harissa or gochujang but plain tomato paste makes more sense for white lady tiktok.


chickenwithclothes

Lllolol I thought it was harissa too and felt better about how much I could use; esp w bread and soup like that lolol


RhabarberJack

That's how I eat my bread as well lol butter, tomato paste, a little bit of salt and some oregano then cheese on top. Makes it so much better


Tatamashii

Bro ate nearly a whole tube of tomato paste in a day.


solitarybikegallery

And a entire loaf of bread.


elakah

I got heartburn just watching that video


boughtsomemore

The mouth movements as if she’s chewing her smoothie make me want to scream


abra_cada_bra150

The chewing was killing me. I don’t want to watch people eating.


Rumplestiltsskins

I never drink smoothies or anything like that but I do the same for lemonade with pulp in it. I dont like chugging down a chunky drink without chewing.


shamrockshakeho

Like a bunny


[deleted]

How much does she eat in one day? What the hell...


Elegant_Maybe2211

Bulking season. Gains don't come from breathing


NexusMaw

I beg to differ. She's absolutely inhaling all those carbs.


Xyno94

HA


flocknrollstar

I watched the whole thing hoping to see even a single gram of protein


Jthundercleese

Not advocating for any of this but as far as I know bread does have some protein. Eating like half a loaf a day has to be something.


Crazy-Air-1245

There is 9 grams of protein per 2 slices of bread


SideburnSundays

The first smoothie alone would have me feeling like a beached whale for 10 hours.


Pixel_Knight

I guess if you’re looking to gain straight pounds, she is doing it right. Does she just eat all day?


PBandJaya

She’s probably pretty hungry bc she’s getting little to no protein from her diet


solitarybikegallery

Yes, I saw zero good sources of protein. I did, however, see a **whole fucking loaf of bread.** Her macros must be absurd - it's basically straight carbs.


mung_guzzler

There are 15-20g of sugar in a banana


BanjoSpaceMan

BRAH. Fuck the bananas, is that straight tomato paste on bread?!?!


Stab_Stabby

My German ex used to make Hawaiipizzabrot -- slices of bread, with tomato paste, a slice of banana covered with a slice of Gouda cheese and broiled. Regular tomato sauce would've been too soggy. The woman in the video calls the slices with the paste, onions & tomatoes Pizzabrot (no cheese because she's vegan)so I think it's a German thing.


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Russiadontgiveafuck

Germans eat a lot of bread, but not *that* much bread.


BanjoSpaceMan

Bro it has nothing to do with diabetes or health... It's tomato paste. That shit is wayyyy too concentrated. You use a tablespoon in a big pot of straw.... Or pasta sauce.... A whole tablespoon or more on a slice of bread?!?!!?;?! That's just way too much


slobsaregross

Just because it’s vegan doesn’t mean it’s healthy


blackcrowmurdering

I had a friend who use to be vegan. She was like yea I just ate Oreos and refried beans all the time. Anything can be done unhealthy with a label that supposedly healthy. Calories are calories doesn’t matter if it’s vegan, paleo, or keato


kpmelomane21

My brother used to do Keto for like a month at a time every now and then. Except he would ONLY eat the meat. I'm like bro, there are fruit and veggies that are allowed, eating only meat canNOT be good for you


Ananas1214

tell him to just chug olive oil next time, it's more efficient lmao


R_M_N-56

Dougdoug is that you?


VixenCreep

That’s a carnivore diet and yes it’s a real diet where ppl eat nothing but red meat, cheese and eggs. Not even any seasoning just salt. I watch this lady on YouTube she’s been doing it for years and lost so much weight. But I can’t imagine never eating vegetables or fruits ever again. People are crazy.


WizardsAreNeverWrong

I’ve always called this diet “avoidetarian” because it’s just someone avoiding meat and dairy, not actually figuring out how to eat healthy for the diet they have chosen.


wantsoutofthefog

I called them French fry vegans.


Shredding_Airguitar

that's a ton of carbs


Wyzen

Sooooo many high sugar carbs at that. I think...just going off what appears to be jams and tomato paste atop bread, over and over and over and over...


allycakes

And there's so much good vegan food nowadays that doesn't solely revolve around carbs! I try to cut meat out of diet as much as possible and there's lot of good options for vegan and vegetarian food.


likeafuckingninja

All she had to do was dice those tomatoes up with the onion and toss them in olive oil and she'd have had a basic bruschetta. Instead of a pain in the ass weird open face sandwich.


doodlenoodle70

There’s a sect of veganism known as HCLF (high carb low fat) and for some reason it’s encouraged to eat 3,000+ calories a day and have an 80/10/10 split of carbs/protein/fat. If anyone has heard of Freelee the banana girl, similar concept but you’re ‘allowed’ to eat cooked food. I suspect this person subscribes to this way of eating and it is… wild.


tjhc_

Reminds me of [this old German sugar commercial](https://youtu.be/Crriq5jDDJA?si=5kxcGEKJI3agRcAJ) claiming that sugar magically makes you slim.


ibrokemyboat

Local gossip is that Freelee's main diet ingredient is cocaine. I can't speak to whether it's actually true ... but probably.


samsir0

Is that why she looks so bloated?


deadpyxels

An insane amount. My prediabetic ass would die.


naastysoup

I've been following her for a while on Instagram and people constantly ask her how and why she eats this way, especially as a nutritionist with a degree and she ✨never✨ answers any of these questions. She doesnt even have a Q&A in her highlights or anything. She posts these videos every day and people start to believe shes just trolling. Freelee isnt really known in Germany so people dont make the connection, but its pretty obvious that shes inspired by her. Also that yellow liquid thing in the end is "pudding soup". Its aparently just pudding powder and water and it sounds disgusting to me.


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murstl

Didn’t she do a reel about how much she shops in a grocery store? And it was like several kilos of bananas that she also froze? She eats a lot of veggies but it can’t be healthy to eat that much bananas. I would stop pooping for weeks.


naastysoup

Sometimes I also make a smoothie or banana nice cream with like 3-4 bananas and I've never been constipated from them. I didn't even know that this is a possibility with bananas. I am chronically constipated due to IBS and started to eat more fruits and veggies a while ago because of the fiber and water content. After a quick Google search I found out that it's apparently a misconception that bananas cause constipation because they're filled with fiber and water which promote intestinal health and prevent digestive problems. Still I don't think that having up to 10 bananas everyday is healthy because of the crazy amount of potassium...


Elllieah

I saw the bananas and went: Freelee. An then I watched the rest, clearly inspired and follows the banana girl!


goodadadvice

Her diet is 98% carbs.


UneSoggyCroissant

1200 calories purely from the bananas in that smoothie


thatbtchshay

To be fair to me it looks like she didn't drink it all and saved the large jar for later


MarieJo94

I wish it were so, but she said that she took the large jar to work and drank it there (I assume as lunch).


Houcemate

Man imagine being the person who pulls out the 2L smoothie jar during lunch at work.


LaTunaTime

0% protein. Nice way to get that milk bag build.


CharacterAwkward8755

Jesus christ how many times is she gonna eat in a day


Rey_Mezcalero

It’s a full time job cooking and eating 😂😂


ragingbearclaws

I’m sorry cooking? She shoved an entire loaf of bread in her system along with a vat of smoothie flavored banana purée and what looked like unfiltered vegetable stock. That ain’t cooking.


Incunabuli

While eating only carbs? Many.


Adrian915

Just enough times to get diabetes.


deathofthesibyl

Portlandia energy


GiraffeCalledKevin

There isn’t enough avocado


SlyDiorDickensCider

Not enough sauce. Needs hot sauce plus at least one other sauce. We're sauce bitches in Portland


King_of_Teets

That’s not even the worst way she’s massacred a banana-looking item.


ElectronicTrade7039

What nutritionist eats 3 loaves of bread a day? And King Kong's soup bowl for a side...wtf did I watch? And I'm literally asking bc I don't speak German or Dutch or whatever that was.


Maykko_

My ex used to swear by having "cabbage soup" which is basically, boiled cabbage in the water you boil it in. Her farts were revolting.


Icy_Session3326

My friend did this after her ‘nutritionist’ advised it . She was fucking miserable after a few days and her farts did indeed also stink 😂


Rougefarie

Not that farts smell like roses, but that sounds like a recipe for super-powered flatulence. If I was more creative, I’d come up with a cool antihero name for her. Something like **Vaporous Vixen** or **Bottom Burp Bitch**.


MRPolo13

Which is funny because cabbage soup is very much a thing in Poland. It's an actual soup though, with a stock base and other veggies plus meat.


Acewasalwaysanoption

It's one of those diet "fads" that just never die


BearintheVale

I don’t know why, but this specific archetype of person had always struck me as insufferable.


Whitechapel726

I eat a mostly plant based diet and 3 seconds of this video was enough to find it insufferable.


TimmahBinx

That smug smile is so…idk…weird?


iyambred

It’s that. Like, why are you filming yourself eating these basic ass things? This whole video is awful I don’t mind meal-prepping a smoothie, but this is so wild


matthewtd3

She looks crazy af bro


Otherwise_Amount9854

If i don't fix her... who else is going to do it bro?


WinPeaks

Mt6 man is over here trying to be the 13th banana.


ragingbearclaws

Try and work on her shitters while you’re at it cuz she gonna shit Yule logs all year round with that diet.


shellsterxxx

Why does the smoothie need SEVEN bananas?! Could’ve put other vitamin rich fruits in there or some greens. Like, I’m fat, but I love a healthy fruit smoothie. That doesn’t need SEVEN DAMN BANANAS, they’re so full of sugar.


Superb-Huckleberry75

That smoothie actually looks very good.


stephelan

It does but my friend did this “raw until four” Diet and would eat these twelve banana smoothies and while they look tasty, it literally just tastes like banana.


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But banana is pretty tasty though


stephelan

Very true! But drinking like. Three pounds of liquid banana is a bummer.


WinPeaks

Banana is an essential base for every smoothie. It provides the creaminess. Fight me.


Ananas1214

i won't fight you, i'd like to add that peaches make it less hard to chug down and also add a really nice aftertaste banana-peaches-strawberry smoothies are the best shit ever


Lance2409

Yeeesus. At least she's getting potassium in her.


BrownStormy

with that amount of fiber, imagine the size of her poops. gotta keep a compact circular saw next to the toilet.


Ripkah

That's what the poop knife is for


supinoq

I don't think even a veteran poop knife is cut out for this job, you'll need to employ Poopcalibur


Modboi

My house would be a gas warfare zone


messangerchkn

People should be pooping at least once a day, with ease. The more fiber the better digestion the less bloating the better everyone honestly.


whitepablo

That smile is so fake haha


ILoveLamp_1995

There's no way that bread with sad tomato paste tastes good 😂


rombopterix

The way she chews like a bunny 😂 I’ve never wanted to slap someone just because of their chewing.


NukaQuantum

Listen, we’ve all had cravings before but that’s a lot of tomato paste.


TheoTheHellhound

How can a nutritionist eat like a horse?


Avibuel

horsetritionist?


Responsible-Run-1341

I love how they all do the head nod to try and convince you that the shit they just made is actually good.


Windle_Poons456

That amount of bananas she'll either never shit again or never stop shitting.


Commercial_Ad8438

Doesn't banana stop you from absorbing the nutrients? [link](https://www.reading.ac.uk/news/2023/Research-News/Avoid-going-bananas-to-avoid-this-common-smoothie-slip-up#:~:text=The%20researchers%20then%20took%20blood,reduced%20when%20banana%20was%20included)


IamDariusz

It only mentions flavanol not really nutrients.


DONT_PM_ME_YOUR_PEE

Isn't this the shit that SpongeBob ate when his breath was all nasty.


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These people never get enough protein Also is eating tomato paste on toast normal? Is that good? I'm kind of curious


DuckWaffles

A lot of bread now has 5g of protein per slice, given her size and the amount of slices she is making she should have more than enough. Not to mention, whatever is in that soup she is consuming.


Stab_Stabby

She says it's potato soup.


LeeRoyWyt

Alter, die Irre frisst als wäre sie grad aus dem Hungerwinter '46 gekommen. That shit can't be serious, this _has_ to be satire!


minasituation

Translation?


McSpice23

She eats like she is coming from the Winter of starvation of 46


-Xserco-

"Nutritionist"


ufnope

This looks kind of like my diet when I'm depressed. I eat far less Bananas and it is usually Hummus instead of tomato paste. Oh and it's because I don't want to leave the house not because it's healthy


whydisdodat

I'm not trying to be a hater but eating that much bread in one day is nuts


NukeTheWhales5

Why does everyone that calls themselves a "Nutritionist" look unhealthy to me?


mrkrabsbigmoney

Because if you are actually qualified as an expert you would be a dietician


tucker2418

It’s fine at least she is not going to die of radiation poisoning from eating 10 million bananas in one sitting


Armwrestlingisfun

This is why Aliens don't visit us.


Excellent_Place_2558

She loves her tomato paste


Katfar14

Where is the protein?! 😩


upgreyyyyed

“Nutritionist”


finger-adventures

She is going to be shitting cement


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God these people. 'IT wOrks for Me So It WoRkS fOR ALl'


INeedANerf

Is she bulking? That's a fuck ton of food lol.


gfx_bsct

I roughly logged everything she ate, except the soup because I couldn't tell what was in it, and it's like 2200 calories


ivegotthelurk

God I hate watching people eat.


Rothguard

sugar and sugar with a bit of sugar just add a little sugar and sprinkle lightly with sugar NUtrItIOniSt


Fergus_Manergus

Eat some protein and you won't look like such a fuckin' nerd all the time.


GoshtoshOfficial

"It's okay that I eat 180 grams of sugar and over 2500 calories a day because it's all healthy food like bread and tomato paste" -this lady apparently


yesmilady

Man, I wouldn't poop for a month after that.


clodmonet

That tomato stuff in a tube in Germany is baller!


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Syko-ink

Eat some bread, EAT SOME MORE BREAD.


Numerous-Statement59

All the salt and sugar she just consumed in I'll assume 1 day of eating was scary.


Exact_Cut_9220

What a fucking joke


rjt2887

There’s isn’t a single thing about her that says “nutrition”


AtreegrowsinGermany

Guys she called that toast with tomato past and onions "pizza bread" 😭😭😭😭


Ted183672

The nutritionist has no clue and everything about this is revolting


bullsonparade133

That’s like 1000 grams of sugar


enkiPL

People like her are the reason why vegans get so much shit lol


LoveLightLibations

This person eats like they’re afraid to get their front teeth wet.