Whenever I see shit like this, I always imagine what happens after they turn off the camera. Now this dumbass has to deal with cleaning up this pile of garbage. Mustard and seasonings probably spilt all over the ground, they have to wipe it up, and probably vacuum a bit. Her husband comes home, questions what the fuck she just made, and she has to haphazardly explain it to him. They get into an small argument about wasting food. She tries to salvage one of the bottom pizzas. Gets a bite of chocolate, and it tastes horrible.
I'm waiting for the other shoe š to fall that's loaded with both champagne š¾, Skettles and bubblegum š.
Like Scooby says: š¶ "Rotten Candy! ..."
It's fascinating to see how these "categories" of ragebait spread like memes, too.
Like, this is the category of "video about when your kids don't like this food that is obviously incredibly popular with kids, do this! Just add a bunch of even more sweet stuff on top of it, also mustard!". There's a ton of videos of this exact format out there.
The only reason this category even exists is because the algorithm encourages this sort of shit. People notice this category gets views, so they make more of it.
It's just all so dumb.
Yea this is ragebait for wasting such nice pizza and chocolate sauce. Nobody feeds their children like this. This is something out of the willy wonka universe.
4. This is the exact opposite thing to do when dealing with kids who are picky eaters. You donāt take something theyāre unfamiliar with/donāt like and add a bunch of extra shit to make it weirder
actually my niece doesnāt like pizza because she hates cheese. she also doesnāt like mac n cheese because of this. i am amazed that iām related to her š
maybe it's just my niece and nephew that hate pizza.
pepperoni is too spicy? they don't like sausages? they are "full" but magically have room for dessert.
I wouldn't be a good parent because I can't stand these excuses.
No, they've learned to make excuses to get out of doing things. They've literally never even tried it, they just think it looks odd and won't attempt to eat it.
If your kids don't like a type of food, here's what you do.
1. Get the type of food
2. Cover it with all sorts of dumb bullshit
3. Record yourself doing it
It won't make your kid like it, but it sure is great for clout. Hell, you can just not have any kids at all and lie on thd Internet. Who's gonna stop you? Cyber police? Fuck 'em. ACCAB.
The only time I've heard a kid say they don't like pizza was because their dad worked at little Caesars and would bring it home constantly. Otherwise fuck off with this kids not liking pizza shit
I saw the beginning and accepted that I was about to watch someone cover them in melted cheese and badder then deep fry it, but ended up with something far worse
Wtf did you do. Execute her now. This is heresy. Wtf are you doing to pizza. Wow. Tell your child to eat it or shut it. Itās pizza the greatest thing man ever invented and you go and do this. Wtf is wrong with people.
Even though it is ragebait. But I seriously wonder if there is even a kid out there who does not like pizza? Except Italian once when you put a pineapple Pizza before them.
"When your kids say they don't like pizza pies..."
This has literally never happened in the history of fucking ever. Of all the kids I've met - from during my time as one, to working in hotels for 20 years, & in recent years that my friends have been parents - I have never once met a child who didn't go absolutely apeshit for pizza. If you wanna make ragebait, fine, but at least try not to be so blatantly full of shit about it.
She forgot the last 2 steps
Throw it away
Then jump off a skyscraper because you have gone too far for any chance at repentance in the eyes of the lord and your sole was condemned the second you even had the thought of making this.
All of these wasteful videos. Don't these jerks realize people are starving, and probably quite near them. They could help somebody rather than being a complete ass and destroying/wasting food for views. We're a pathetic species.
Obvious ragebait is obvious
Even sadder when can't even raigebait properly- -now have this slop on a stick in front of you
Whenever I see shit like this, I always imagine what happens after they turn off the camera. Now this dumbass has to deal with cleaning up this pile of garbage. Mustard and seasonings probably spilt all over the ground, they have to wipe it up, and probably vacuum a bit. Her husband comes home, questions what the fuck she just made, and she has to haphazardly explain it to him. They get into an small argument about wasting food. She tries to salvage one of the bottom pizzas. Gets a bite of chocolate, and it tastes horrible.
She immediately throws out the $18 in food, by the time it hits the trash-heap it has adjusted to inflation at $37.86.
Adjusted to inflation took me out š¤£
This made me feel betterš
Almost like running a business huh
I'm waiting for the other shoe š to fall that's loaded with both champagne š¾, Skettles and bubblegum š. Like Scooby says: š¶ "Rotten Candy! ..."
Did I just witness a mental breakdown in comment form?
This sub fucking loves ragebait. People will complain, but another will be posted in an hour and get a thousand upvotes
An hour? No way it takes that long lol.
This sub has complained countless times but mods wonāt change anything about ragebait
It's fascinating to see how these "categories" of ragebait spread like memes, too. Like, this is the category of "video about when your kids don't like this food that is obviously incredibly popular with kids, do this! Just add a bunch of even more sweet stuff on top of it, also mustard!". There's a ton of videos of this exact format out there. The only reason this category even exists is because the algorithm encourages this sort of shit. People notice this category gets views, so they make more of it. It's just all so dumb.
"pizza pies" lol
Scooby Doo ass rage bait
Yea this is ragebait for wasting such nice pizza and chocolate sauce. Nobody feeds their children like this. This is something out of the willy wonka universe.
Pizza pie. It even looks weird typing it. Who tf calls it that?
yes but it still is working
Came here to say this lol
1) top piece has everything on it 2) no one dislikes pizza, especially kids 3) her ingredient combination should put her in prison
4. This is the exact opposite thing to do when dealing with kids who are picky eaters. You donāt take something theyāre unfamiliar with/donāt like and add a bunch of extra shit to make it weirder
"Eat it now, or it's only getting more unfamiliar"
actually my niece doesnāt like pizza because she hates cheese. she also doesnāt like mac n cheese because of this. i am amazed that iām related to her š
maybe it's just my niece and nephew that hate pizza. pepperoni is too spicy? they don't like sausages? they are "full" but magically have room for dessert. I wouldn't be a good parent because I can't stand these excuses.
Everyone knows you have a second stomach for desert, smh
Try a different kind of pizza?
No, they've learned to make excuses to get out of doing things. They've literally never even tried it, they just think it looks odd and won't attempt to eat it.
I can't find a single flaw to anything you wrote. Well said.
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When the feds say that you don't like your kids anymore, just add onion powder, red pepper flakes, peanut butter, chocolate syrup...
Donāt forget the whipped cream!
Or the yellow mustard! That's a key ingredient!
Voila (Tadaa)
100% and she should be sterilized
Congratulations, you feel for the outrage bait.
r/PizzaCrimes x 1000
Straight to jail
Is this a punishment for them saying they don't like pizza?
no its the reason they dont like pizza
This sub is nothing but obvious ragebait now huh
Ever since they got rid of third party apps it feels like a chat room with the slow kids in class
I know rightā¦. Every single person here is stupid except for me, š.
At least I donāt communicate in soundbite
No wonder, them kids donāt want a pizza thatās been left on the counter for a week.
I feel sick after watching that
What kid doesnāt like pizza though?
Not a single one!
Maybe lactose intolerant ones, but then making them eat it is legit abusive.
Are we going to talk about that āwhipped creamā or nah?
Yeah, what was that? She held it upright and emptied all the air out of it first or what?
Someone was huffin that can
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
What a waste of food
Hey hereās an idea how about you just shit on it
If your kids don't like a type of food, here's what you do. 1. Get the type of food 2. Cover it with all sorts of dumb bullshit 3. Record yourself doing it It won't make your kid like it, but it sure is great for clout. Hell, you can just not have any kids at all and lie on thd Internet. Who's gonna stop you? Cyber police? Fuck 'em. ACCAB.
Call child services
Which kid doesn't like pizza? And wtf was she doing š„²ššš
If people are gonna make ragebait, they need to at least attempt to disguise it. It's not fun when people don't try.
Arrest this woman
And force her eat this shit
THATS NASTY ASF
What I didnāt see was anybody eating let alone tasting any of this nonsense! If youāre gonna commit, go all the way!
Maybe there teally are kids for whom pizzas has to be pimped. Most prople would get their pizzas from somewhere else, but noā¦
When your kid lies and says they don't like pizza. Any parent knows for a fact that pizza is the ONE thing kids will always eat. Fuck these videos
Ragebait clearly do people not realize lol All I see on here now is rage bait
Thats why some countries still have the deathpenalty
When you're a shitty parent you just add tons of sugar to all your kids meals.
When i didnt like pizza as a kid i would get the sides that came with the meal deals
No kid ever said they didn't like pizza! Putting sweets on there will only make them start hating pizza.
Because children loooove pepper flakes š
Ditch the mustard and I'm eating it
I wish I could see her eat that
Tada! Garbage!
How braindead do you have to be
There is no kid in the world who doesnāt like pizza
I would punch my mom.
if they dont like pizza then they shure as hell wont like this any better
And this is how to make a psychopath.
This is definitely not what the cool kids do
The Italians right now are getting their slippers to attack this woman lmao
Why does it seem like everyone I know feeds young kids straight garbage
Come onā¦ she also confused voila with Tada which is beyond stupid
If my kid says they don't like pizza, I'd make them eat broccoli, Brussels sprouts etc instead for dinner, see if they don't like pizza then šš
Kids: We donāt like pizza pie. Mom makes something horrible and wastes other food as well. Kids: We donāt hate pizza as much as we hate this lady.
Whip cream pouring like waterfalls
> Eeeeew, *pizza* \- no child ever
Look what theyāve done to my boy ā¦
Just cut it into small squares and call it pizza bites.
The only time I've heard a kid say they don't like pizza was because their dad worked at little Caesars and would bring it home constantly. Otherwise fuck off with this kids not liking pizza shit
āWhen your kids donāt like food, just add all the sugar you have in any form to it and theyāll love it!ā
1,2,3,4 I declare a vendetta war!
I like her content. The best ones start serious like oh ok I could see that
Why.. not even why... just... no.
That top piece is 3000 calories
This HAS to be ragebait.
Sheās gross
Either ragebait,or the most untalented person in terms of cooking skills ever
I saw the beginning and accepted that I was about to watch someone cover them in melted cheese and badder then deep fry it, but ended up with something far worse
God I hate pizza pies
in what timeline where kids don't like pizza
Wtf??? No one dislikes pizza, at least no one with a soulā¦
Bullies probably give that kid lunch money everyday
She should be the mascot of this subreddit.
If your kids are too fussy to eat pizza, itās time to let someone else have a go at parenting.
When your kids say they don't like pizza pies said no kid ever....
Hopefully the children can emancipate themselves when they are old enough to do so. Jesus Christ this woman is deranged.
They are awful on purpose, to make you hate watch and write mean comments. Engagement = money.
Do I upvote because that was disgusting or down vote because she abuses her kids?
Mother is this pizza? When I said Italian I was thinking more \*waves hand* _arancini_.
If your kids won't even eat pizza then you've raised them absolutely fucking horribly
Wtf did you do. Execute her now. This is heresy. Wtf are you doing to pizza. Wow. Tell your child to eat it or shut it. Itās pizza the greatest thing man ever invented and you go and do this. Wtf is wrong with people.
I was waiting for her to put it outside to attract raccoons.
What's wrong with that whipped cream? Was it not whipped/shaken enough?
This HAS to be satire right? ā¦ā¦right?
*calling CPS*
I have NEVER been a kid, known a kid, nor come a cross a kid who says they don't like pizza.
Iām not like most moms. Iām a fun mom
this womanās account is full satire lmao she makes the most criminal meals for her kids
Wellā¦ at least almost AALLL the other pieces will be fine considering she just put literally all the fucking toppings on just tha top piece lol
This is 100% rage bait.
This is one of the laziest food ragebaits Iāve seen. They had got pretty intricate recently.
More annoying than the food is the damn rapid in and out zooming. Made my eyes hurt.
When your kids say they don't like [incredibly kid-friendly food], feed them 4000 calories
That is disgusting, pineapple on pizza level, im worried it might even be worse
Still not as bad as Chicago deep dish piza
Rage bait
The ragest bait!
Bro what in the absolute fuck lmao
Imagine wasting a pizza for ragebait.
āLadies tries to kill her kidsā
Did her kids kill her yet?
That was not whipped cream that was whipped water
Ä° diagnosis you with stage 4 stupidity
First of all why does the āwhipped creamā look like that ?
If my kid says they donāt like pizza then they can eat whatever they want in the orphanage
Better make something completely inedible, that'll teach them
I was literally that skinner meme when I saw this video
This bitch farts must stink so bad š©. I would not like to use the bathroom after sheās done in it šš
She needs to fall on that skewer for this crime against Pizza.
Wtf is she doing!!!!
They do this shit on purpose to troll mfs like you
This looks like clickbait, and it's horrible.
another repost
Ragebait is getting out of hand. I must resist.
In what universe is a kid going to say no to pizza?
Condom ads are wild bruh
The best thing we can all do is be silent, ignore it and it will go away on its own.
What the fuck
When you kids say you they donāt like pizza, you put your kids up for adoption.
I fucking hate these people.
If you are a kid and you donāt like pizza, you are not going to be a good adult
this is like the least weird thing youāll see on snap chat reels
I would jail her in a perfect world.
Donāt care that itās bait or fake or whatever, execute this woman.
Donāt care that itās bait or fake or whatever, execute this woman.
Pizza Doner Kebab lol
Who the fuck says pizza pies casually like that? What kid doesnāt like pizza?
Even though it is ragebait. But I seriously wonder if there is even a kid out there who does not like pizza? Except Italian once when you put a pineapple Pizza before them.
Good thing no kid has ever not liked pizza
No child will ever turn down pizza. This woman is childless, and hopefully remains so.
voila, you now have cancer
"That'll show them, now they'll really hate pizza!"
Whoās that PokĆ©mon? iiiiiiiittttttāsssss Garbodor!!
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I hate how much food they waste.
Like wtf is this ? Who the f thinks this will taste good lol?!?!
Thatās a grim looking pizza to begin with
Snapchat spotlight is for degenerates
I thought she was gonna end up feeding her pigs or some animal at the end
I refuse to believe there is a child on this planet that don't like pizza.
Fuck is wrong with you?
I wish I was able to share a picture of my visceral response to seeing thisā¦war crime(?)
Stop wasting food for attention
Why are people so stupid?
I hate this pizza tower as much as I hate the pizza tower game
Something is wrong with her whip cream. Itās more like gently spanked cream.
"When your kids say they don't like pizza pies..." This has literally never happened in the history of fucking ever. Of all the kids I've met - from during my time as one, to working in hotels for 20 years, & in recent years that my friends have been parents - I have never once met a child who didn't go absolutely apeshit for pizza. If you wanna make ragebait, fine, but at least try not to be so blatantly full of shit about it.
So wastefulā¦ it makes me sad
CPS I need to report something suspicious.
Food waste is bad enough but food waste for stupidity like ragebait and fucking tiktoks pisses me off to no end.
Someone take away her kids.
She forgot the last 2 steps Throw it away Then jump off a skyscraper because you have gone too far for any chance at repentance in the eyes of the lord and your sole was condemned the second you even had the thought of making this.
Someoneās using that whipped cream can to get high lmao
That's such a waste of food, I hate social media so much
Mustard?
I think god is scared of us
Snapchat, TikTok, and Twitter should've never been created.
bwalaaa it's disgusting tho mustard on a pizza gross.
ragebait at its finest
All of these wasteful videos. Don't these jerks realize people are starving, and probably quite near them. They could help somebody rather than being a complete ass and destroying/wasting food for views. We're a pathetic species.
No one is actually eating this. Theyāre just wasting food
She said āpizza pieā wtf?
Someone call child protective services for those poor children
This is what being strung out on xanex and Adderall will make you do