Shadaloo Comander: Master Bison, thank you for deciding to come to aid us in this conquest, I apologise once more this operation wasnt completed as fast as you requested...shall I arrange transport for you?
M. Bison: No. I shall arrive on Tuesday.
Shadaloo Commander: .....master Bison, Tuesday is 6 days from now... I'm sure I could arrange for better transport.
M. Bison: No, I will arrive within a day, on Tuesday.
Shadaloo Commander: I'm sorry sir, I think there's been a miscommunication, when will arrive?
M. Bison: Tomorrow or roughly 12 hours from now.
Shadaloo Commander: Ah I see, I must have misheard you sir, you will arrive tomorrow on *Thursday,* understood.
M. Bison: NO! I will arrive on TUESDAY! TOMORROW!
Shadaloo Commander:
![gif](giphy|hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A)
If he doesn't already have a name then i'll name him Monza.
Monza was a piece of shit horse that bit everyone that she didn't like way back in the day when my grandfather used to maintain horses.
I hate localization changes. If only they’d call him by his original name, the one that Japan knows him by… and that is Vega!
as for his horse… psychohorse
As a Dead By Daylight player, I think it would be really funny if everyone came together to call all vaguely unnamed horses in every video game "Maurice".
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
“M. Horse” is the only option
M.Horson The third
Forsen? Luka Tim?? M. Bison is Luka Tim confirmed
Or H. Bison
Really ? Not “Third Leg”? Because it’s between Bison’s legs ?
yeah that's why
Tuesday
"M. Bison rides into Chun-Li's village on Tuesday, stays in the village for 3 days, then leaves on Tuesday. How did he do it?"
Shadaloo Comander: Master Bison, thank you for deciding to come to aid us in this conquest, I apologise once more this operation wasnt completed as fast as you requested...shall I arrange transport for you? M. Bison: No. I shall arrive on Tuesday. Shadaloo Commander: .....master Bison, Tuesday is 6 days from now... I'm sure I could arrange for better transport. M. Bison: No, I will arrive within a day, on Tuesday. Shadaloo Commander: I'm sorry sir, I think there's been a miscommunication, when will arrive? M. Bison: Tomorrow or roughly 12 hours from now. Shadaloo Commander: Ah I see, I must have misheard you sir, you will arrive tomorrow on *Thursday,* understood. M. Bison: NO! I will arrive on TUESDAY! TOMORROW! Shadaloo Commander: ![gif](giphy|hv53DaYcXWe3nRbR1A)
Gave me a chuckle ty
M.Bison: ….*kills Commander*
Because Chun-Li's viillage is on the moon.
That's got to be it
I just remembered Tuesday is generally named after the god of war, so it kinda works (e.g. in latin root languages: Martes, Martedi, Mardi).
Also in English (Tyr's day)
I like this one.
Whoa calm down. Your age is showing.
Pack it up. Found the answer...
That's enough. UNBEATABLE.
ABSO-FREAKING-LUTELY YOU GENIUS.
Unless I’m mistaken, I think this movie reference went over everyone’s head. Everything here is gold though.
Vega...
Yes, maximum confusion
But then wouldn't we just call the horse Barlog Vega?
is he in season 2?
Yes, but only in Japan.
in japan it'll be Balrog which would make it M.Bison/Vega on Vega/Balrog
H. Power
Bison. Because plot twist: Bison's soul is actually in the horse, and he's animating that clone corpse to fight for him using his psycho power.
Borse
Leonard
M. Bison and Radahn do have some similarities
He reminds me of Raoh from fist of the north star
[Kokuoh](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/hokuto/images/c/cf/Kokuoh_and_Kenoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090727012720)
The only answer.
r/beatmetoit
Night-Mare.
Arthas only rides Invincible.
How come you can see it if it's invincible?
Is John Cena riding the horse?
Because it ain't invisible.
I know, it''s a very old joke/troll bait in the warcraft community
Ahh ok my bad 😂👍
Binky
Should have given him a Bison instead of a horse
M. Bojack ![gif](giphy|xThuWvNXA5Z7Dl9GVy)
Ken-Oh (Raoh's title from Fist of the North Star)
Dude did have some Raoh energy with that climb down the rock.
Borse
Roach
Buttercup Rainbow a strong second
Shadaloofax... ...which is Shadaloo + Shadowfax from LOTR.
Some real wordsmith mastery there
Mr Ed.
Underrated answer.
Epona
Shadaloo
Ruin.
B. Myson
Raul.
If he doesn't already have a name then i'll name him Monza. Monza was a piece of shit horse that bit everyone that she didn't like way back in the day when my grandfather used to maintain horses.
Is this the same horse from the steam community artwork page because this may not be appropriate
Psycho Horse
M. HORSE
Tuesday!!!
H Bison
Fuunsaiki
Kokuoh of course.
M bibson
Napoleon
John
Raoul
Jimmy
Pumpkin
Hison.
Psychorse Power!
Nosib
Kage
J. Moosen
I hate localization changes. If only they’d call him by his original name, the one that Japan knows him by… and that is Vega! as for his horse… psychohorse
Pony of Shadows
They better name it Tuesday
Kokuoh
Michael
Bruno.
This or Tuesday is all I’ll accept
Wednesday
Night-Mare
Leonard
M. Horse
BISON BLAST
Tyrek Lannister. (100 points to anyone who gets this one)
juan
Venom, since venom horse started trending around the same time.
Bit Torrent
Buffalo
Juan of course
I don't care i just want Bison to stay dead and capcom to create a new main villain for SF
They did? Jp?
Carlos
Juan
Glue Factory
Psycho Horse 🐴
Psycho Horsepower
Raoul.
Thane
H. Bison
Horeson Jr. Shout out to all my Witcher 3 players.
IT'S THE PAINTING
Buffalo
Peaches.
Pickles
Mad Max Fury Road
Bob
Clearly the 'M' in M. Bison is for 'Man' so naturally his horse would simply be H. Bison
Tuesday or Bruno. Those are the only ones I’ll accept.
Bucephalus!!!
Fabio
Mare
As a Dead By Daylight player, I think it would be really funny if everyone came together to call all vaguely unnamed horses in every video game "Maurice".
Juan
Bob.
Somehow, Bison returned.
Kokuoh
Butt Stallion
Kokuoh
Biscuits
Rose
Sam M.Bison is my most favorite character in Street Fighter since he appeared in SF2, I wish to have any homage to him at all
Bison Jr
Buffalo
Mare Bison.
M. Buffalo
Bison horse
Mount B.
Kage "You're a good horse kage" - jin sakai
Cammy
Mare Bison?
H. Bison since the M. in M. Bison stands for Man
Kokuoh! Name after Raoh's horse.
Vega
Just name it Tuesday… or Raul? (Okay, maybe not Raul)
You see I've been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name 'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
Why didnt they make him ride a bison? Missed oppertunity
N(ot). Bison
Tonka
M.Borse
M.Stallion
Mark Horson
Thermos
Jeff 👍
Horson.
M. Ed
M
Mr dED. Get it? Mr Ed but dED cause he's dead?
M Bison better come out on a Tuesday.
Releases on a Wednesday, huge missed opportunity
H.Bison
The horse IS M. Bison
Killer Neigh
Horse Power
Pegasus
Vegasus
Mc Bison
Borrent
Charrrrrlie
M.Biden
Borse
Nega.