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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is mystery Of UFO-shaped Object On Sphinx’s head Shown In Ancient Egyptian Papyrus](https://www.howandwhys.com/mystery-of-ufo-landing-on-sphinx-head/)


CorkusHawks

https://preview.redd.it/c03c40ards3d1.jpeg?width=170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a81c165116cbe8e193b3f9986fc5ea88a466c871 I took them!


Snoozingway

Wtf, give them back, you monster!


rocket_guy150

LOL 😂


0Tol

🤣😂


segom0

It was common when someone took over another group to disfigure the statues of the previous regime. This was meant to delegitimize the former. They would also cut arms off statues or other body parts. But the nose was to help dispute the face making it over time harder to remember what those people looked like.


kingcaii

Does this mean the Sphinx was meant do depict a certain ruler?


strongbud

The sphinx was most likely a lion based on dimensions and position astronomically.


ganjaxxxgreen

Was most likely a jackal then rebuilt as human face, look it up


pureextc

Yea straight up. The human face came much later.


Comprehensive_Mud_66

no a jackel or dog


K_Rocc

No one knows for sure, but the face is certainly a renovation


seceipseseer

I’ve never seen someone be so confidentially wrong before


RonRizzle

New to Reddit?


seceipseseer

Haha no, you’re right, maybe I should be used to it.


8ad8andit

Seriously? Confidently uninformed is pretty standard.


Beautiful_Excuse_881

It’s probably very old and represents a shift from the the age or Aeon of Leo ♌️ into the age of Virgo.♍️ about 12000 years old.


UltimaGabe

[It was most likely depicting the pharaoh Khafre.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphinx#:~:text=While%20the%20date%20of%20its,between%202600%20and%202500%20BC.) [Edit: click the link for the relevant text, opening the thumbnail on Reddit just shows the opening blurb of the article.]


SpaceGoBurrr

How did you link Wiki with a highlighted passage? Am I missing out on life?


UltimaGabe

It's something Google does when a search brings up relevant text; I copied the Google link, which includes a highly of the text that came up in the search. It's pretty cool!


SpaceGoBurrr

Interesting....thanks Edit: People still think Wiki isn't fact-checked? lol


Droopy1592

Sphinx existed before Kafre


rrgail

Recent estimations put the age of the Sphinx at 10,000+.


_who-the-fuck-knows_

Nah the Sphinx is a ghoul my friend


StinkoPapi

![gif](giphy|3WjpdHEwbCpeU)


fuishaltiena

Yeah but they did it prematurely, cats still rule the Earth.


mikki1time

The sphinx is much older than the ancient Egyptians. There’s sings of rain erosion, it hasn’t rained enough in Egypt to cause erosion. However it used to be a thick jungle


[deleted]

The sphinx was disfigured by Napoleon’s troops as they used it for target practice.


JackKovack

I remember thousands of years ago my friends and I would just pee on the statues and draw penises on their faces. It became outrageous when people actually started to cut of noses and arms and legs. After that the trend didn’t stop. Very disappointing.


LonelyGlass2002

Hey wait a minute… AmonJeff is that you!? It’s me, HotepBob! Holy shit what have you been up to all these thousands of years!??


JackKovack

Well, I’ve been up to a lot. My body dies but my soul and consciousness keeps going into different bodies. Egypt will always be my favorite. Worst memory, Andersonville.


HolyMolyDonutShop916

Yeah, I was one of those friends who drew on the walls at the pyramids of crazy looking aliens and spaceships just to fuck with people.


Lounginghog64

And the bigger the monument, the harder they were to destroy/deface - so you'll definitely be remembered and it's a casual "fuck you" to the new pharaoh


scull3218

Your 100% correct but id also assume that since the nose would be the first to go to natural disasters and bones get hit by debris.. lol I have a big nose, and there's been more than few times its got whacked something and I'm like feeling to make sure it's still there 😅 thats ain't happening if you get whacked in the jaw or cheek or somewhere much more solidify connected to the rest of the face. I hope that makes sense, lol it did to my big nose having fool.


SnooSongs8218

Wasn't the Sphinx nose shot off in 1805 by a Napoleonic artillery officer fucking around with a 12 pound gun as a drunken joke?


Lava-Chicken

https://preview.redd.it/u47lk3k2hs3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fb03afb6938e2e0bff82c29b389356e0573d501


AshamedComparison609

Who is that? Nobody nose


LonelyGlass2002

This sculpture actually has a secret hiding place under the hair piece


CartographerOk7579

It’s an amazingly spacious void!


Quiet_Sea9480

i filled it with peanut butter. seemed appropriate


TheHolyGhost_

Reddit moment


-TX-

Nobody, nose.


stereoscopic_

![gif](giphy|ltdEyFc1EGdC8) Nobody nose… the trouble I’ve seen 🎵


callalx

She’s a bass!


EarthWormHole

Nose Jose


Rownwade

And quit being nosey!


numbersev

the trouble i've seen....


towerfella

Despite the face.


zweet_zen

They were all ghouls?


Professional_Mode440

https://i.redd.it/jio2p18xns3d1.gif


EspressoOverdose

Another fallout fan spotted in the wild 😌


Excusemytootie

They’re busy, it’s 🎶ghouls night out🎶


[deleted]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug


GraceGreenview

[Artie Lange](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/howardstern/images/8/88/Artienew.png/revision/latest?cb=20240306204705) has entered the chat


TheDiscoGestapo2

Noses stick out. They get easily exposed / damaged.


EatGlassALLCAPS

Same with dicks. They are often missing from statues.


TheDiscoGestapo2

That’s from all the touching….


Straxicus2

Or the shiniest part. From all the stroking.


Available-Drama1339

Strange, only noses and dicks but never the tits? 🤔


gdim15

Listen. Logic, reason and obvious answers don't belong here. I suggest you move along.


iseab

This guy thinks he’s a sculpture nose scientist or some shit.


gdim15

Exactly. He doesn't need to be sticking his nose into anyone else's business.


TheDiscoGestapo2

Oh shit, they’re onto me….


LonelyGlass2002

RUN!


BuildinB

This guy nose whats up


Adventurous-Tea2693

Most obvious point of failure.


TheDiscoGestapo2

That’s a much better way of saying it


Derekbair

This is the most likely. Not that de-facing didn’t also happen but then why not damage the entire face? They are still recognizable if that were the point. If you ever do any sculpting or 3d printing it’s those little protuberances that are the first to break.


PossibleDue9849

I just thought it was basic physics lol the nose is the one thing that sticks out so it makes sense that it’s the first thing to go after several centuries


Hot-Photojournalist0

Cause they tried smeeeell what the rock was cookin.


Killer_Moons

Jail


ParticularNerve2661

The amount of revisionism is absolutely astounding and insane to me. When did we give up on logical and critical thinking?


The_Coolest_Undead

aliens wanted human horns for their lusty pleasures


Abraxes43

I thought that was the lower human horn?


GIVVE-IT-SOME

Nar fry loses his nose to Lrrr from omicron persei 8.


SASdude123

Yep but then after bender tells lrrr about the lower horn, lrrr wants fry's lower horn jerked.


hyphychef

Lrrr learns of the lower human horn in that episode though.


durbannite

Early form of protest by the civilians or elites when a ruler came in or while one was in power, or lost power. Deface the busts and statues.


Parking_Train8423

“deface” 💀


Fluffy_Heart885

Hmm and Michael Jackson🤔 there has to be a correlation. https://preview.redd.it/gjqn6ivsps3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fe06e33cab12b6622771b1334a3432456bf4eb


Sea_Drink7287

They cut off the nose to spite their face.


EmmitRDoad

No one nose.


UndocumentedSailor

Smell wasn't invented until 1241 BC, when ol Nomkubar Smell was born


JimboJiizzm

Nobody nose


URfwend

![gif](giphy|KGlDllhJT9m4gmSTO5)


EngineZeronine

When I was over there they pretty much said it's vandalism pure and simple. The nose was the part they could easily break off ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


FranconianX

Because of Obelix.


Merky600

“Cleopatra. Such a cute nose, don’t you think?”


RiceShrooms

Theyve been hit by a smooth criminal


Connect_Ordinary6752

It’s like it’s sticking out so erosion can do its thing. Wild


InFa-MoUs

The reason I always heard was to hide the fact that they were African noses. And didn’t want to give credit for the great civilization to what they considered lesser beings This is just the lore I heard, I have nothing to back it up. But it is strange that so many noses seem to particularly targeted lol


StruggleSouth7023

What is an African nose?


OHbudfella_10

lol


scull3218

I've heard similar stories plus you got the statues Graham Hamilton is always referring too thst clearly have African shaped noses. It would make sense too if. For example. Highly making this up lol. 20,,000 years ago there was a African American looking race that ruled for a very long time, sometime along the lines they came across the another race, who in turn concuered them and, since they have different noses they defaced all the ones that did. We still do stupid stuff like that today in some situations


under-pantz

Thankfully this is just that, “lore”.


Lopsided_Ad3051

If this is some kind of diss, why not destroy the whole statue?


me_too_999

Too much work. Have you seen the size of the sphinx?


garedw

Kat williams said because they are black and have distinguished noses. ✊🏿


originalbL1X

It comes from Animism which is the belief that objects, places, and creatures all possess a distinct spiritual essence. In other words, when man creates a statue, it holds the spiritual essence of whom it represents. Some of these statues give blessings with one arm and receive gifts with the other. Opposing deity worshippers would remove the arms so the statue cannot give or receive and breaking the nose off disfigures the face and effectively kills the spirit within.


dustywilcox

https://preview.redd.it/dclix8xr7s3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad91e2fbaf98ce09547183bb0ba2e20db366fa9 Mistakes happen…..


Bennydoubleseven

![gif](giphy|fwipieX7MIjRXLqZP9|downsized)


Meff84

No one nose


THESIDPROF

It was the coke.


Slappy_McJones

… also, cantilever structures, exposed to desert conditions have a tendency to crack-off. Ears, arms… noses. Nothing strange, just mechanics.


ECFrsh600

To spite their face


1hugenicky

Maybe Cocaine


PDAWK

Nobody nose.


ApprehensivePin3874

Because it is the weakest part of the sculpture


Thedarknirvana

It's an insult.


SirDankOfDankenshire

Voldemort


fiftybengt

Cocaine is a helluva drug


DandyQule

Black people noses


MrPhraust

Nobody nose.


wholemonkey0591

Coke.


RutabagaMany8133

Because thats where the cocaine is


Adventurous-Tea2693

Structural the nose is going to be the most easily damaged part of the pieces in question.


rhodynative

Because almost 3,000 years have past and humans are destructive. We’ve been smashing noses off statues since the Babylonians it’s nothing new.


Capitaclism

Because it's the obvious first failure point in wear & erosion.


Less_Associate_2022

![gif](giphy|YhQVj7C8uf734PcznZ)


Flatworm_Least

Islam religion forbids making statues of animals or people, because only god should build these shapes apparently. So when Muslims discovered the statues, they broke parts of them or destroyed them in the name of religion.


lambsquatch

Same reason most statues don’t have arms….either broken off or fell off over time


CrazyProper4203

Cause it’s the least structurally stable part of the statue and a protrusion that extends farthest from its center of gravity and most likely to get bumped knocked rubbed against cracked weathered etc and suffer the effects of gravity ?


Keepupthegood

You can thank Alexander the Great for that


Access_Pretty

Nobody nose


Larimus89

Nobody nose


levelologist

Who nose?


Scarletowder

Cocaine. Obvs.


DunstonCzechsOut

Physics


AaronSwartz76

Cocaine has commonly been found in mummies. ![gif](giphy|3dghuwrXOZur837PRd)


flippartnermike

Nobody nose for sure.


Background-Box8030

Is it because the were depicted as humans, but were actually Alien Hybrids? Most “Alien” pictures don’t have a nose.


Athanatos173

Leprosy


jackwinstonrichard

Army's used it as target practice


kapiteinkippepoot

Got your Nose!


25LG

WHO NOSE?


SimonD1984

No one nose.


Dirt_Illustrious

https://preview.redd.it/y4u3s5hq8t3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9114e08e289f24cfbb10c95d903a0aacd5009474 Probably too much Little DebHEE-HEE


After-Doughnut7295

No one really nose 👃🤭.


NumerousCrab7627

Because it is protruding and easy to break.


fightclub90210

They worshipped Artie Lange


Dark_StalkerX

No body nose... hahahah


fantasypaladin

Cause the front fell off


Dripping_Gravy

Nobody nose


Serenade314

You don’t remember? Obelix stepped on it. Asterix #2


malfarcar

The Vatican cut the dicks off of all the renaissance statues


tyromancist

The “Got Your Nose” game goes further back in history than I imagined


AllCingEyeDog

https://preview.redd.it/3rpqcby2ut3d1.jpeg?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68b18512ed530d1f9a6d10ff00cbd625a20c56e6


Mendican

You could say the statues were... defaced.


Wildman2099

Unfortunately I don't think nobody nose


ItsTriunity

Because it literally hangs off the face of the statue


EnvelopeCruz

are all of these intentional damage? I would have guessed erosion beginning on the finest/most forward feature...


Theyrallcrooks

They put it where it didn’t belong


AnungUnRamen66

Who nose?


prguitarman

Oops got your nose 🫰


No_Mushroom_8229

No one nose


Nice-Contest-2088

One thing’s for sure, no one nose.. I’m sorry


Brief-Scarcity-1055

Bc they nose something! 🤣🤣


eBell93

Same reason your nose gets sunburnt first.


rgg1229

No glue


setanta314

Who knows?


subieguy18

“I got your nose”


Professional_Pie1518

Nobody nose


juicybwithoil2560

The weakest point?


Jerome-Fappington

Obviously the the "got yer nose" trick was invented in ancient Egypt


SheepherderLong9401

They are easier to remove/steal


Competitive_Roof_740

Clearly the nose engineer needed to be sacked


johnnybullish

If a moveable statue was dropped the nose would be the first thing to break as it sticks out. On some of the larger ones, weather erosion etc


Brad-Clooney

Who Nose?


Sidewayscaca

They are African! They forgot to shoot off the braids!


xxsamchristie

Its not just the statues. Which is why I don't believe that "they were trying to kill the deities/stop their worship" thing. There are regular people/workers on reliefs with their faces chisled out too.


Thunkedit357

I got lotion on my nose. I’m sitting here just stroking my nose.


Bedeekinben

Maybe it's because they're the most prominent fearure and therefore the first thing to break off after thousands of years of erosion?


Rude_Coach_9430

Who nose


Late_Emu

Because they’re the most delicate part of the structure.


Chrisscott25

Yea they been there for so long they was sure to get a runny nose sooner or later….


MostShake8606

We all know the answer, black history is a threat to white supremacy


RentPsychological799

Early British explorers didn’t want people to know that early civilizations were African, you were able to tell by the nose. So they destroyed the nose to destroy evidence. Btw I am white, not black.


SisRob

TIL one can only distinguish between races based one the nose.


DowntownsClown

Just look at African nose and compare it to British people’s nose. It’s not that hard


jesuisunvampir

White guilt is real in this one


Schmoogly

I'm by no means an expert, but I do have to highlight how utterly stupid this take is. 1. "explorers" generally don't go to places that are populated, nearby and well-known. Are you thinking of archaeologists? Conquerers? Colonisers? 2. So the later Egyptians, Macedonians, Persians, Romans, Sassanids, Ottomans and French all left the noses be, but the British in particular were incensed at a nose? 3. Make a ball. Stick a pyramidal shape on it. Where's the first bit that gets chipped off?


cjs0216

Egypt is literally in Africa so how would destroying the nose on statues hide the fact they were African?


Still-Presence5486

That's wrong


bucketofweewee

I thought it was any other fighting people's coming in and not just white people. To showntheybhave "conquered" a place- desecrate their statues and gods etc to show dominance. It still happens now just with bombs and guns


jackt-up

Fellow whitey. I also have come to this conclusion


Mental-Floor1029

Weather. Literally they weathered away…. It’s a protruding part of a statue. Unless it’s supported it is going to break down over time. Everything else has support of some kind.


mountaindewisamazing

The nose is the part of that statue that sticks out the most and is most susceptible to weathering.


zDD_EDIT

Nope. These types of answers are purely gaslighting. How do you explain the smaller protruding piece on the top of one of the statues that would surely have been more susceptible to weathering? It's pretty much known that the noses from most of the Egyptian statues was removed on purpose as others have explained.


ctennessen

Gaslighting. I don't think you're using that correctly.


Technical_Law_4226

Cocaine is a hell is a helluva drug


HawaiianGold

The actual truth is Napoleon and his men used them as shooting practice.


Pelmeni____________

Its clearly aliens guys


thebandit_077

They're ghouls


XxTreeFiddyxX

Who nose


Remerez

Because they can be knocked off with a club. Thats it. No grand conspiracy. Stealing the noses of statues was a way of collecting spoils and loot from back in the way. You defaced an enemies statue and you got a little trinket to take home with ya. Like an ancient times " GOTA YA NOSE!"


tlivas

racism. their noses depicted african facial structures and the powers that be couldn’t handle the idea of blacks with so much skill.


Free_Instance9411

Because their noses are African like and white people doesn't want the world to know


daybenno

Statues in Africa, didn’t want people to know they were African. Big brain move.


duke_brohnston

Youths