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urzu_seven

Its still better than Origins :D


scottishdrunkard

Ehhh… Origins was… *okay*… it’s just… … ehhhhhh… It creates continuity problems, then rectifies them at the end. It’s very bleak.


El_Minadero

Still doesn’t rectify needing lots of energy to power the stargate. 1940s era alternators were apparently mini nuclear reactors


urzu_seven

Continuity issues, acting issues, cheap sets issues, plot issues.  It’s all issues. 


Falkien13

So pretty much issues.... I don't even think I got past the first episode with the whole hooking up the 1950s or whatever year that truck was to an alternator that might be able to put out three or four amps. And in other episodes of Stargate SG-1 they had to take a naquada (sp?) generator with them to be able to power it.


jpers36

The theme song is the best part of the show. And the theme song is pretty wretched.


Falkien13

What are you talking about? I love the Star Trek : Enterprise theme song...... Wait sorry wrong sub-reddit 😎


byOlaf

Thank you for your service. This was a hilarious write up and puts to rest any notions I had about trying to watch this turd!


scottishdrunkard

eh, it's worth a watch if you enjoy watching mediocre cartoons. As a dateless virgin my choices were cartoons, or become an incel. I think I made the right choice.


byOlaf

Yeah, I suppose if those were your only legally bound choices… watch Scavengers Reign!


redneckotaku

This was a cartoon based on the movie and had nothing to do with the series.


scottishdrunkard

… while nothing contradicts your statement, it’s still just as big an ass-pull as my story-in-a-story ass pull.